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...to rescue all the miners, and [[Mayor Poopenmeyer]] later awarded a medal to him. <poem>'''Helium miner #1''': Stop! That's the force field hold'n' the mine open!</poem>

...male [[Human]] who hosted [[American]] television game shows from [[1956]] to [[2007]] and the [[Miss Universe Pageant]] in [[3001]] {{et|2ACV06}}. ...Enough out of you. I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive! As long as no one wears the skin.</poem>

...rs. The alien was disintegrated by [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] as it was about to return the Earthicans their genders. ...he [[Borax Kid]], a rock alien whom it once made a bet with, once referred to it as "the other rock alien".

'''Nutley''' is a township in [[New Jersey]], relatively close to [[Manhattan]] and [[New New York]], though not viewable from the other side ...bus line that goes directly from New New York to Nutley, and [[Sal]] used to be a bus driver on it. {{er|Put Your Head on My Shoulders}}

...or [[Malfunctioning Eddie]]. As his name suggests, he is shown attempting to sell [[Philip J. Fry]] a [[Thundercougarfalconbird]]. <!-- Note: The parental controls on my computer weren't letting me access our transcript of the episode, so I used a different one. It was tr

...ios are given in the form of "what if" questions. The questions only have to make sense in context. At the end of "[[Twice Told Tales of Interest]]", th ...gy?" The Professor clarifies this as "What would happen if Fry never came to the future?"

...even so, Fry jumped in, recorded the video and uploaded it to Twitcher to stop people from laughing at [[Leela]]. The goat later died. ...fessor]] and even if the Professor knew about him. Also, Leela didn't seem to care much.

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...wn, but {{commentary|ItWGY}} seems to hint that he was in the Legion prior to the year [[3000]]. In [[3013]], he was working in [[For Your Eyes Mainly|a ...iven a speaking role in ''Into the Wild Green Yonder'', Nine was rewritten to be the leader of a small hidden society while the number on his shirt funct

...Internet|online]] to buy $50 worth of MP3s, but seeing the prices, decides to download them illegally instead. ...s]], [[Farnsworth]] removes the viruses from Bender, then informs Fry that to pay for the missile he wasted he will have a year's worth of kitchen duty.

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. What else is there? I don't know, but I do have a friend who helps me identify melodies.

...ple]]. He created flying machines, war engines, submarines, having gone on to be History's greatest artist and inventor. However, Leonardo eventually lef ...]], was used to attack his enemies on [[Planet Vinci]], but Fry managed to stop it before it killed too many. Leonardo suffered a tragic death when he was

|name=Fry Me to the Moon |title referee=Reference to the Frank Sinatra song ''Fly Me To The Moon''.

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. All this heat has rendered me parch-ed.

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. How was the delivery to Tokyo? Not bad Mothzilla got into the ship's closet, though.

If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places, or things that have/should have their own art ...t of need, the [[Reverend Lionel Preacherbot|Preacherbot]] turns to Bender to be the new Robot Devil.

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. Ah, there's only one way to know who committed this crime.

...eela she will send crew replacements to rescue her. The replacements, much to Leela's dismay, are [[Gus]] and [[Dandy Jim]]. ...Fry's tip and all give Mom a hug, angering Mom even more - but they refuse to let go.

|image text2=[[Concept art]] of the crud gang, released by ''[[Countdown to Futurama]]'', in May [[2013]]. <ref name="countdown"/> The '''crud gang''' (referred to as the '''cruds''') is, along with the [[blip gang]], one of the two rival

...royed. Eventually he was sent to jail on [[Will Riker's Island]] and seems to have replaced his knife with a sock. ...[[URL]], and he was taken to the [[Magnexecutioner|electromagnetic chair]] to be executed. This execution was broadcast on [[television]]. {{er|7ACV07}}

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. Come on! Let's go to a redneck bar.

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. [[Sal]]:Here I comes to save the days.

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. Well, see you guys tomorrow! I'm going home, by myself, as is normal for me.

[[Bender]]: Are you about to brush your teeth? [[Fry]]: Wait a minute. Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again?

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. Welcome to my parents' I'm bored.

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. Take him down to processing while I stay here and get hooted at.

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. Welcome to Entertainment and Earth Invasion Tonite! We'll be talking with General Exte

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. welcome back to the clippie awards, honoring the year's most accomplished delivery boys.

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...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. Futurama presents: Mutual of omicron's wild universe brought to you by mutual of omicron insuring your world, and its destruction.

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. Oh, oh, it's always so hard to decide.

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|job= Surgeon General of [[Earth]]<br>Scientific advisor to [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer]]<br>Professor at [[Mars University (place)| ...so been described as being a jackass (1ACV08), not just to Farnsworth, but to pretty much anybody.

Do not move to "Carol". (See [[Talk:Mom#Name]].) ...n love with Hubert Farnsworth but breaking up with him was what caused her to become such a bitter woman.

...017 at 3PM PDT. The currency during this event was pollen, which was used to make honey. | This is going to sting a little.

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. ...curtain rises on our verisimilidinous tableau, you're no doubt curious as to why I tricked you all into hang gliding here.

|thanks to=[[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] :''['''Cut to'''.]''

If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places, or things that have/should have their own art ...roblem and is hired to grease the tubes. Bender forces [[New New York]]ers to do "callisthenics" at his sweatshop.

...owever, her attention seems to be on her portable radio, which is tuned in to a Metswinning the world series. [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] names ..., which then blows away. It lands on a power line, and after Fry is unable to reach it, he tries again with a rake. But lightning strikes the rake and el

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. :''[Hermes pulls a string in his collar, causing a necktie to unfurl. Everyone gasps.]''

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. ...Oh! Right! Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be delivering this mysterious crate to Peebles Alpha.

| [[File:Hypnotons.png|20px]] 10 to stabilize<br />Comes with [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express Buil | [[File:Hypnotons.png|20px]] 10 to clear<br />Holds the Artifacts

|thanks to=''Red_Line'', ''Neosmith92'' and ''Quolnok'' ...n owl flies over the Planet Express building, then under through a tunnel, to where the ship is.]''

...hey aren't stupid, the group suffers some memory loss. [[Nibbler]] is able to help with this, until he looses focus when Quimby falls on him, as a result ...their intelligence. Wiggum arrives at the crash site and sends Farnsworth to the Springfield Retirement Castle...

...ess crew|The crew]] attempts to defeat [[Robot Santa]] and return [[Xmas]] to what it was in {{Fry}}'s time. === Act I: "I'll let you punch me for a buck." ===

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ..., alright, so the machine produces a few toxic by-products! You don't have to make a federal case out of it.</poem>

...ve him. This leads [[the crew]] through the [[New New York sewers|sewers]] to the {{cat|monster}} that is ''[[El Chupanibre]]''. ...'s shiny metal ass, they have to take him to [[Vet Jeffrey Grant|the vet]] to get a new tooth. He receives a replacement tooth from the vet. The vet spec

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|thanks to=Svip *'''''Note:''' Three question marks (???) means that the word in proximity to the question marks is a suggested word, but not necessarily correctly ident

:''['''Scene''': Set of [[Who Dares to Be a Millionaire?]] [[Morbo]] is seated in the center, surrounded by an aud ...Morbo''': ''[Angrily]'' Silence, puny audience. And welcome to ''Who Dares to be a Millionaire?'' Tremble before Morbo's mighty likability, ''[Calmly]''

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' ...rom destroying the violet dwarf. ''[during this line images of Fry talking to Wong and of the violet dwarf are seen.]''</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''['''Scene''': Planet Express: Hangar. Bender is kitted out in golf gear. To his left is a screen displaying a virtual golf course. He is on the 17th ho

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. [Grunts] Announcer: It's time to fall into The Futurama and Friends Saturday Morning Fun Pit! Here comes Ben

|opening cartoon=''Up to Mars'' (1930) ...[Omicronians|Omicronian]] children for a snack food and begin selling them to the people of Earth.

...Amy Wong|Lady Wong]] to the [[moon]]. Fry is surprised that they can sail to the moon in a steam powered dirigible, but [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] explains ...steampunk'd, this whole adventure was an elaborate hoax. Angry, Fry tries to kill Kutcher.

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''[Opening Credits. Caption: This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen.]''

...anet Express|crew}} along with [[Mom's sons|her sons]] launch a mission to stop her by getting her back with her old love, [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth ...ime for the celebration, when Bender leaves. Meanwhile, Mom has a plan how to take over the Earth: all her robots have antennas, so they can receive the

To win the [[fembot]] [[3004 Earth Olympiad|Olympic event]], [[Bender Bending ...change the Professor gives him. The operation is a success and Bender gets to keep his medals, however, he is now female.

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...': [voice-over] ''Futurama'' is brought to you by ... ''[The oval retreats to the upper right corner and a woman wearing goggles and holding a barrel of

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' ...hem middle of the screen and a pulsing, green ripple expands outward. Cut to a violet star.]''

|thanks to=[[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] : ''['''Cut to''': The Planet Express conference room.]''

|thanks to=[[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] :''['''Cut to''': The Planet Express conference room. Hermes is addressing Fry, Leela, Be

If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places, or things that have/should have their own art ...e returned to [[Earth]] to find it is deserted but all Fry and Bender want to do is loot, until [[Lrrr]] and [[Ndnd]] appear claiming the [[list of plane

|thanks to=[[User:b176094|b176094]] <poem>'''[[Professor]]''': News! Bad! We're bankrupt. Oh, I borrowed money to invest in Bitcoin. Then the price crashed, and I sold at a huge loss. We're

...rsed to become a [[were-car]] and the crew must find the original were-car to cure him. === Act I: "Pardon me, my good simpleton..." ===

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' :''['''Scene''': Bender's apartment. Bender is washing a pot and Fry is next to him.]''

|thanks to=[[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] :''['''Cut to''': The Professor running.]''

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...s ''Convoy'' plays. The ship leaves the space lane and heads for the truck stop and flies through the airlock.]''

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...rnsworth]]''': Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that allows you to operate equipment from great distances. I call it "the fing-longer". ''[He

If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places, or things that have/should have their own art ...the city, so they head to her sorority's lingerie rave. Amy never made it to the party, but had been spotted at the library.

When [[Kif]] gets pregnant, [[Amy]] questions her readiness to become a parent. ...rds the ''Nimbus'' while the crew is in [[Coinage#H|hibernative naptosis]] to save oxygen.

.... John A. Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]]) ends in tragedy, Fry's head is attached to Amy's shoulder. ...refuses. Amy wants to take out her new car to [[Mercury]], and Fry decides to go with her. They have a lot of fuel-consuming fun with the new car and run

|thanks to=Futurama_Freak1, Jasonbres, TheFry, and KifKroker ...xperiment. He catches a fly with some tweezers and drops it in a test tube to burn it. Fry comes in with his hair looking like an afro just like in "Hell

After obtaining [[worms of Colón|worms]] from a truck-stop sandwich, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] finally obtains the affection of [[Turanga ...ogatory, sexist comments toward Leela as she cleans the ship. Fry attempts to defend her, but he unintentionally insults her further.

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...ey couldn't believe it -- they were delicious. But, I digress. ''[He turns to the camera.]'' ''[shouting]'' Tremble, puny earthlings! One day my race wil

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...eals a car showroom. The salesman, a robot with pieces falling off, points to a car.]''

...]. After making the deal, Farnsworth is able to afford some modifications to the ship, including an improved personality (female) software for the Plane ...] with it. Bender has become tired of the Planet Express ship, and starts to date cheap [[floozies]] on the side. This arouses the ship's suspicions an

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...p Out Bender" and a picture of Bender with a cross through it.]'' I choose to not understand these signs.</poem>

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' ...rom destroying the violet dwarf. ''[during this line images of Fry talking to Wong and of the violet dwarf are seen.]''</poem>

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' and ''Jasonbres'' <poem>'''Randy''': It touched me in a bad place, my spinal cord.</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''['''Cut to''': Planet Express: Meeting Room. Bender sleeps with his feet on the table

...e company's image, but he decides to [[Mom buying Planet Express|sell]] it to [[Mom]]. === Act I: "Awesome! Awesome to the max!" ===

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...ds and forwards. The card is a hologram of a stick person handing a parcel to a dragon.]'' Interesting, interesting. Dr. Zoidberg, mission bag?</poem>

|thanks to=[[User:Jasonbres|Jasonbres]] ...s-domed amusement park from episode 102. A sign reads: "Luna Park". We pan to a parking area where another sign reads: "Luna Parking". The ship lands. Be

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]''': Aw, jeez. Let's just pray I have the energy to get myself another beer. ''[On the remote he presses a "beer" button. A hat

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' ...'''Farnsworth''': The collar will be triggered any time your thoughts turn to violence. ''[She is shocked.]''</poem>

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|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''[Opening Credits. Caption: Known To Cause Insanity In Laboratory Mice.]''

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...]] in 1969. Nixon was president when the USA claimed to send the first men to the [[Moon]] in 1969, but as was revealed much later, the moon landing was ...eted scene, the bill automatically registered a vote for Nixon causing him to win the [[Earth presidential election, 3004|3004 elections]].

...]'' is both the suppression of speech which may be considered inconvenient to the viewer as determined by a [[broadcast]]er and the bleeping of speech by ...[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''':This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.</strike>''

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...d. Crowds cheer as an athlete carrying the Olympic torch runs up the steps to light the Olympic flame. He opens a hatch in the side, ignites the pilot li

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': He's got me beat!</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...of the red tube.]'' ''[reading]'' Attention, Hermes Conrad: You are about to receive a letter from the Central Bureaucracy. ''[Another red tube appears

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...unrolls the newspaper.]'' Behold, the milk has vanished! Exiled, perhaps, to another dimension!</poem>

...ich he molted after having outgrown it. He picks up the shell and takes it to the dumpster behind {{Planet Express}}. ...lizes that Amy knows [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], whom he is constantly trying to seduce. Zapp contacts Leela and, after a negotiation, sets up half a double

|thanks to=[[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] ...<small>JAMS, JELLIES AND MILITARY SYSTEMS</small>''. The camera pans down to the door. ''MANY YEARS AGO'' appears on the screen. A limousine-like tank w

...[[Leonardo da Vinci]], [[Planet Express crew|the crew]] races to [[Rome]] to discover his big secret. ...ca|Da Vinci's fabled lost invention]]. He offers his help to the Professor to figure out what it was for, but all he gets in return is a teasing laugh.

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|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' <poem>{{tt|00|44}}'''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': Fry, mon, if you're going to be living in the office you could at least be on time for work.</poem>

|thanks to=DeepSpaceHomer *'''''Note:''' Three question marks (???) means that the word in proximity to the question marks is a suggested word, but not necessarily correctly ident

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...'Scene''': Vladimir's Bedroom. A robot croaks and his arm shakes. He tries to clench his fist but is too weak and his arm falls beside him. He is lies in

...in existence's name. The wheel lands on the Robot Devil (positioned next to Bender's), who reluctantly replaces his hands with Fry's. ...|his catchphrase]], but realizes that he just traded his "shiny metal ass" to the Robot Devil.

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...with the Globetrotter Homeworld. But now, for no reason, we challenge you to defend your honour on the basketball court. ''[The crowd murmurs.]'' Will n

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' ....]'' What you doing, mini-meatbags? Underage gambling? Shame on you. Count me in. ''[He places a wad of cash on the table.]''

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' <poem>'''Fry (Sobbing)''': Poor Bender left me one last voicemail before the Robot Mafia buried him in the desert.</poem>

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|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' <poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm gonna come back there and change your opinions manually.</

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''[Opening Credits. Caption: Touch Eyeballs To Screen For Cheap Laser Surgery.]''

|thanks to=[[User:Aki|Aki]] and [[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] :''['''Cut to''': The Planet Express conference room. Fry, Professor Farnsworth, Leela, B

<poem>'''[[Linda]]''': ''[on TV]'' We now go live to our eye-in-the-sky hovercopter on the scene of that terrible hovercopter cr ...scene is not good, Linda. I've just learned that my last words were: back to you, Linda. ''[The hovercopter explodes.]''</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...Farnsworth]]''': Good news, everyone. Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet.</poem>

|thanks to=Svip ...ate it if as many people as possible could know about it. ''[They walk off to Bender's room.]'' [angry] Now can we get some privacy?</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...shly baked into our memories, I remind you to bolt your doors, say goodbye to your pets and lock your children in the closet. This is Walter Cronkite say

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...head is just a skull in a jar. O'Brien gasps.]'' Looks like someone forgot to feed Max. ''[Bender spits his drink out and laughs.]'' So, people are getti

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...two spiders with a giant fly swat and Zapp runs him over in a Jeep.]'' And to the victor belong the spoils; one trillion dollars in silken treasure.</poe

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...graphic of the sun peeking over the Earth appears on the screen then cuts to Morbo and Linda in the studio.]''

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...with enormous teeth.]'' ... Thompson's Teeth: The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' <poem>'''Announcer''': [voice-over] ''Futurama'' is brought to you by ... ''[The oval zooms back into a corner and is replaced by a monste

<poem>'''[[Bender]]''': ''[He turns off the TV.]'' Of course I'm not planning to steal that crown!</poem> <poem>'''Leela''': You'd be stupid to try.</poem>

...ibs, skulls, spines, even certain tiny ear bones. The leg bone's connected to the Cash Bone! :''['''Pan to''' Planet Express, Sub Basement.]''

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...wner of Mom's Friendly Robot Company. ''[The picture on the screen changes to robots buying gifts.]'' Across Earth, robots built in Mom's factories are b

...ens, the Commissioner of the URFL is present and enrols Bender on the spot to fight in the League. ...other than her tormentor Fnog, she is eager to train Bender and teach him to fight like a girl.

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...er and Leela walk through the P Entrance, which is just a normal door next to the VIP Entrance.]''

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' and ''Jasonbres'' ...through the window to his left.]'' Waiter! Take this fried mozzarella back to the kitchen and fry it some more.</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' <poem>'''Leela''': But it's doing long-term damage to the planet.</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' <poem>'''Amy''': My Kiffie called? ''[She walks over to the screen. Kif is still on the line, drumming his fingers on the desk in f

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''[He goes back to reading his magazine.]''

It is the first episode to be aired out of sync. After running into [[Flexo]], another [[bending units === Act I: "Shut up and get to the point!" ===

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' and ''Jasonbres'' ...ad. Leela is whistling while steering the ship. Fry and Bender are dancing to the rhythm of the song then Bender knocks Fry out of the picture with his h

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''['''Cut to''': Ships Cockpit. Bender, Leela and Farnsworth sit on the couch and Fry an

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|image text=Teenage [[Leela]] reads a story to the young {{Planet Express|crew}} ...evert to teenagers... and the [[Professor Farnsworth|Professor]]'s attempt to correct the problem only makes thing worse.

...atching that! The {{w|New Orleans Saints|Saints}} just needed a field goal to tie!</poem> ...''[He shoots Invader X's ship with his laser eyes. The ship explodes. Cut to: Delivery-Boy Man in the ship, with Invader X threatening him in a gun.]''

...text=[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] with [[Alcazar]], who altered his appearance to look like a "cyclops" |caption=This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''['''Scene''': Lodgatorium Comfort Dome Inn Corridor. A man attaches a "5" to a sign reading "Planet Express tockholders Meeting" so the third word reads

|thanks to=''Red_Line'' ...you wing wangs. I'm gonna try out this timesphere with a quick test drive to yesterday.

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' <poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': He ought to be with all the strict training I've been putting him through. ''[She puts

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' <poem>{{tt|00|16}}'''[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]''': [singing] Going through the 'bot wash!</poem>

...is is most likely based on the idea that one can send more and more people to someone with a gun until it runs out of bullets.) He also apparently suffer ...Zapp Brannigan has a prominent beer belly and wears a blonde {{w|toupée}} to hide that he is, in fact, bald. {{er|4ACV01}} His specially designed DOOP u

|thanks to=''Red_Line'' and ''Neosmith92'' :''[Hypnotoad makes mechanical grinding noises. Pullback to the crew watching a TV in the window of the Rook Takes Pawnshop. Zoidberg c

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...nty guy six. ''[His knight charges at the bishop and the bishop batters it to the ground with his crook. The horse pulls out a dagger, stabs the bishop a

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...displayed on a billboard by the door. A man and a woman wait for the valet to bring their car round and he promptly crashes it into a lamppost, gets out

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...ying; on TV] I'm sorry, Father. But, somewhere along the way, I forgot how to be your son.</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...lled a van, and in light of the fact that it's not a-rockin', I invite you to come a-knockin'!</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...nd pick up [[Clyde_Smith|Clyde Smith]], a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.</poem>

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' :''['''Scene''': Bender's apartment. Bender is washing a pot and Fry is next to him.]''

...''Title Screen''': "The Transcredible Exploits of Zapp Brannigan - Brought to You by Bartley's Rocket Wax"]'' ...]]''': And now, ''The Transcredible Exploits of Zapp Brannigan''! Brought to you by Bartley's Rocket Wax.

|thanks to=[[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] and [[User:Jasonbres|Jasonbres]] :''[Close up on the building's face, the camera zooms in to its "mouth".]''

|thanks to=[[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] and [[User:Jasonbres|Jasonbres]] :''['''Cut to''': The Planet Express conference room. Fry, Leela, Zoidberg, Hermes, Amy,

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...s ("Mightiest of Planets") and lands just outside Wong Ranch. "You've Come To The Wong Place" is written on a sign.]''

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' <poem>'''Farnsworth''': Don't tell me you actually believe in Bigfoot, you blathering ninny-hammer.</poem>

...Fry]] is obsessed with [[Slurm]], and when a competition comes out for him to see the [[Slurm Factory]], he cannot resist. However, at the Slurm Factory ...s on. The commercial advertises a new contest; the grand prize is a chance to party with [[Slurms MacKenzie]] at the [[Slurm Factory]] on [[Wormulon]]. T

|caption=Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery ...nown as Lee Lemon. Zapp is instantly interested in him for reasons unclear to himself. The ''Nimbus'' reaches its destination, and the soldiers are unloa

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' .... Farnsworth|Farnsworth]]''': Good news, everyone. I've taught the toaster to feel love. ''[The toaster bounds across the table, barking like a dog and l

...l Poopenmeyer|Poopenmeyer]]''': As mayor, it is my deeply tedious pleasure to kick off the 83rd or 84th Annual e-Waste Recycling Festival! :''[The camera cuts to the crowd, some of whom are carrying old machines like Apple computers from

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|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''['''Cut to''': Planet Express: Attic Room. Farnsworth shakes his fist.]''

|thanks to=Teyrn of Highever ...: Not the Civil War private. We’re reinacting the Sith-il War. [She points to a plaque that says "Sith Invasion of 2865 Historic Site"]</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''[Opening Credits. Caption: A Stern Warning of Things to Come.]''

...Donbot's mansion during a wedding, Bender sneaks onto the mansion grounds to take part in the festivities. He secretly makes out with the Donbot's daugh ...f the attack, but fearing repercussions from the Robot Mafia, Bender tries to disguise himself while testifying against the Donbot in open court. However

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''['''Cut to''': Ships Cockpit. The crew sit at their stations.]''

|thanks to=[[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] ...he door. The hovercab perforates the ground again, leaving. Leela walks up to the door of the Orphanarium.]''

[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]'s sneezing reintroduces the [[common cold]] to [[Earth|the world]] of [[3011|the future]], with devastating consequences. ...c rays. A rival competitor, Josh Gedgie, learns of Fry's entry and decides to create an experiment about the common cold as well.

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' <poem>'''Announcer''': [voice-over] ''Futurama'' is brought to you by ... ''[The oval shrinks and zooms back into the corner of the screen

|thanks to=''Jasonbres'' ...ma'', the show that never dies, but is so sick, it lost its video! Brought to you by Klacch the Avenger's Borax Flakes! When you want flakes, why not try

...nt on destroying the [[universe]]; Fry time travels into [[1999|the past]] to prevent himself from being [[Applied Cryogenics|cryogenically frozen]]. === Act I: "Without me, there IS no mission!" ===

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..., and finally what would have happened if [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] never came to [[31st century|the future]]. ...ning on the [[What-If Machine]]. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] wants to aks it a question. What if he was 500 feet tall?

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...one and they watch ''All My Circuits'' on the TV. Calculon opens the door to his bedroom.]''

...m up. During his punishment, his system accidentally reboots, causing him to take on the behaviour of the penguins. He then leads in battle against the ..., however, takes the ship within three feet of a penguin preserve in order to avoid a toll booth.

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...'': [voice-over] Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.</poem>

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|thanks to=Jasonbres<br>Teyrn of Highever ...ransition Announcer]]''': It's "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular"! Brought to you by...</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''['''Cut to''': Roboticon 3003. Bender passes under a soul detector that looks like a m

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ..., Doug, most guys are put off by my eye. It's nice to finally meet someone who's open-minded. ''[They gaze across the table into each other's eyes. Without

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''['''Cut to''': Apartment 00111001. The robots sit playing poker. They have springy bod

|thanks to=[[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] :''['''Cut to''': The Planet Express conference room. Hermes, Amy, Zoidberg, Fry, and Ben

|thanks to=[[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] and [[User:Jasonbres|Jasonbres]] ...e Planet Express conference room. Professor Farnsworth enters and walks up to the conference table.]''

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...A door rotates towards the camera in the centre of the picture.]'' Prepare to enter ''The Scary Door''. ''[The door opens onto the titles, which shatter

...er Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]] fight for the right to marry each other. ...a criminal, and his reaction irritates Amy. Kif tells her she's attracted to "bad boys", which he is not. Amy disagrees, but then flirts with another in

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...r. Amy sits on the railings eating a melon while Fry and Bender stand next to her.]''

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' and ''Jasonbres'' ...aying in a bed with the crew standing in the room. A nurse hooks Bender up to an I.V. of Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.]''

|thanks to=Quolnok .... Farnsworth|Professor]]''': Good news, everyone; I've sold Planet Express to Mom!</poem>

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' :''[Another hit. A player jumps to catch the ball but misses it and is caught by Bender.]''

...sworth''': ''[He gasps.]'' {{w|Evolution}} is under attack in our schools? To the ''science mobile''.</poem> ..., and I have to protect my kids from understanding it! We will not give in to the thinkers!</poem>

...y]] dies after being stung by [[Space Bee Queen|a bee queen]] while trying to save [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], and the guilt of his death drives her crazy. === Act I: "We're just as good as any of those other crews you sent to their deaths!" ===

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...s the ship out of Fry's hands. It lands on the floor and Bender smashes it to bits. He and Fry laugh.]''

|thanks to=[[User:Jasonbres|Jasonbres]] ...makes himself comfortable as Hedonismbot changes the lightbulb from opaque to red. He takes off Homer's shirt and massages him.]''

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...space with the trademark warp nacelles featured in ''Star Trek'' attached to it.]''

|thanks to=[[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] ...a heavy bag pack on his back. Yancy Fry Sr, who has stopped walking, turns to Fry and hits the ground with the stick.]''

|thanks to=[[User:Sanfazer|Sanfazer]] ...ey Kong climbs out of a manhole and throws a barrel at him, but he manages to dodge it.]''

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...a|Leela]] files a lengthy report on the cause of the accident; sabotage is to blame for the accident. The [[L-Unit]] from the ship had been bent straight ...t of [[Tijuana]]. Leela infers that Bender hasn't been satisfying his need to bend, and the Professor demands he leave until he satisfies that need.

<poem>''[Bender jumps next to [[Nibbler]]'s litter box and startles him.]'' ...ne-time guest star of ''[[Futurama]]'', passed away. The film is dedicated to his honour.

|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' ...x and a six pack of beer. He opens a door marked "WNYW Control Room". Next to the door an "On Air" sign is lit up.]''

|caption=A Stern Warning of Things to Come ...s]] which pulls the PE ship under the waves despite Zoidbergs best efforts to cut the unbreakable tether.

<poem>'''Dr. Zoidberg''': I don't quite know how to say this; Fry is dead. ...leech. Amazingly, the entire species lives in this one tiny stinkhole. ''[To Mr. Wong.]'' Killing these will be so much easier than exterminating those

.... Arriving in time to observe this "performance", [[Randy]] invites Bender to compete in a local tap-dancing competition. Bender accepts the invitation, ...ts off the bus, where she complains of a terrible smell. The two then walk to the park, where she realises the smell is emanating from Zoidberg, at which

=== Act III: "Not to mention those single socks from the dryer." === ...ct the wreck, a giant killer space whale emerges from the fourth dimension to chomp on it.

...hone]], [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] and [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] race to getting a million followers on the [[Twitcher|Twit]] [[mobile app|app]]. ...orld. This cues [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]] to announce to his crew that they are the nobodies.

After [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is banished to the [[New New York sewers|sewers]] along with the other [[sewer mutants|mut [[File:Leela deported.png|thumb|left|Leela is deported to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]] when Fry reveals that she is an illegal [[Sewer M

...a]]'', be they either original performances, covers, or alternative lyrics to existing songs. For the appearances of popular music, see the [[list of pop ''[The show goes to a commercial break. Return from commercial to reveal that the Humplings are still singing]''

...requently turns him down. However, several episodes, including “[[A Flight to Remember]]”, “[[Xmas Story]]”, and “[[War is the H-Word]]”, hint ...nto The Wild Green Yonder]]”, Fry and Leela finally confess their feelings to each other. The two maintain an on-again, off-again relationship throughout

...scary. Well, what are you supposed to do when the whole universe is about to end? '''Fry''': I have a thought. ''[Cut to Fry and Colleen in bed.]''</poem>

...sent previous crews to their deaths before. (At times, he even seems eager to send crews on life-threatening missions.) Farnsworth is the oldest living m ...iacal laughter. However Farnsworth isn't actually a bad person and appears to share some level of friendship with the other members of Planet Express. He

|broad prev=A Pharaoh to Remember ...ting in space after a space battle and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is determined to find him. Having played [[God]], Bender runs into [[Galactic Entity|a godli

...uses the same name as the show without a subtitle, it is commonly referred to as '''the console game''' (since the announcement of [[Game of Drones|the m ...act. The acts begin and end at commercial breaks, and they also correspond to the chapters of the DVDs.

...aces his body parts with mechanics after being fed up with his inferiority to [[robots|machines]]. ...to perform the operation on him and returns home to show his family, much to their surprise and shock, that he now has a robotic chest harpoon.

...rs (similar to "likes" in certain real-life social media platforms), often to humorous effect. :Meeting going on now, so boring! @proff doesn't know I'm twitting while he talks.

...ending Rodriguez|Bender]] gains the ability to self-replicate, threatening to overrun [[Earth]] with vast swarms of [[Bender duplicates|copies of himself Bender is able to clone himself, with the help of the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], alcoh

'''Description''': Traps used to lure humans and trap them.<br /> '''Type''': Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from ''All My Circuits''.

...on delivery. The [[cryo-tube]] timer was set at 1000 years; hence Fry woke to the last moments of the year [[2999]]. ...hich he then relates to things in his time. As a result, he frequently has to defend the actions of the 20th century.

...useum along with Bender and Fry, when the Zookeeper threatens to feed them to piranhas. ...a liking for violence and was often sarcastic, but she nevertheless seems to have developed strong maternal instincts at times. She is engaged in a cons

...meant to be read. It only serves as a resource for editing. <br> Feel free to write a new transcript and replace this one with it. It's to put

...ntions of ''Star Trek'' are considered goofs because of being banned prior to "[[Where No Fan Has Gone Before]]". '''''(Image)''''' : Indicates that it has a picture to the right.

|thanks to=Mini-Me ...the middle of the screen and a pulsing, green ripple expands outward. Cut to a violet star.]''

...{{Zoidberg}}|1|2ACV16|'''Zoidberg''': Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me!}} ...V07|'''Farnsworth''': [[Good news, everyone]]! I've taught the [[toaster]] to feel love!}}

...and vice versa. Not to mention that owning the copyright means not having to license material. Many people have compared the ''Futurama'' characters wit ...l|himself}} in the {{s|season 10}} episode {{s|Mayored to the Mob|"Mayored to the Mob" (AABF05)}}. || Is the voice of the [[Chanukah Zombie]] in ''[[Bend

|thanks to=Mini-Me ...uh, you guys wrote this great scene and we had the great Steven DiStefano, who's a comic book artist and Popeye historian, storyboard it and we pretty much

|thanks to=''Red_Line'' and ''Neosmith92'' ...n owl flies over the Planet Express building, then under through a tunnel, to where the ship is.]''

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' ....]'' What you doing, mini-meatbags? Underage gambling? Shame on you. Count me in. ''[He places a wad of cash on the table.]''

* '''Addition''': The deleted scene contains imaging that was to be inserted between other scenes. ...ces to her adopted father that she is pregnant (which in turn, later leads to [[Junior]])

...the only ones left. But luckily, the Professor has a way to give rebirth to the remainder of [[Planet Express crew|the crew]]. ...sphere]] device", suffering only "tribial bray dablage", while Fry appears to be undamaged, save for severe burnmarks.

|thanks to=''Mini-Me'' ...it with a pitch fork in his hand. He spots the ship, a dotted line appears to show this and he begins mumbling, voicing his displeasure about their prese

=== Act I: "Here's to another lousy millennium." === ...ious spaceships]]. It is rebuilt into primitive Medieval-era castles, only to be destroyed again by more ships. By the time Fry awakens, he sees that New