Censorship

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The censorship of Futurama is both the suppression of speech which may be considered inconvenient to the viewer as determined by a broadcaster and the bleeping of speech by the show as a joke. A list of episodes that have been censored follows.

Censored by a broadcaster[edit]

Season 2[edit]

"I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: In the Planet Express kitchen.
    Bender:This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.

    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Not suppressed.

"A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
    Bender: That dirty, double-crossing bastard!

    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" (2ACV05)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: On Decapod 10.

    (Zoidberg chops Fry's arm off)

    Fry: You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!

    (He starts to beat Zoidberg with his arm, held in his other arm)
    Censored by: Sky1.
    Video: Suppressed.

"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Episode
[edit]

Speech: In the holographic film.
Motorist #1: Move it, crap for brains!
Motorist #2: Bug off!
Motorist #3: Get home, bastard man!

Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.

"A Clone of My Own" (2ACV10)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
    Bender: You bastard!

    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
    Bender: No, we're not, you little bed-wetter.

    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
    Leela: We can't , you bastard!

    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"The Deep South" (2ACV12)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: At sea.
    Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!<---[beep sound]

    Censored by: Adult Swim.
    Video: Not suppressed.

    Speech: At sea.
    Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus! (muted out)

    Censored by: TBS.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Bender Gets Made" (2ACV13)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: At Elzar's Fine Cuisine.
    Professor Farnsworth: Holy Zombie Jesus!<---[beep sound]

    Censored by: Adult Swim.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Mother's Day" (2ACV14)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: Outside the MomCorp headquarters.
    'Mom: Conquer Earth, you bastards!
    Robots:[chanting] Conquer Earth, us bastards!

    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"The Honking" (2ACV18)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: In the abandoned automotive lab.
    Bender: Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard.

    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 3[edit]

"Bendless Love" (3ACV06)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: At Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant.
    Flexo: You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! [Flexo laughs.] Nah, you're alright.

    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express hangar.
    Hermes: Haile H. Selassie!

    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 4[edit]

"The Why of Fry" (4ACV10)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: In the Nibblonian spaceship.
    Fry: Those bastards!

    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Obsoletely Fabulous" (4ACV14)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: On the island.
    Bender: Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!

    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 5[edit]

"Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 4" (5ACV16)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: In Maxi-Padlock.
    Leela: You are one devious bastard.
    Bender: That's what it says on my vanity plate.
    [Bender bends over and a license plate on his crotch plate reads 1DVSBSTD.]

    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 6[edit]

"Rebirth" (6ACV01)
Episode
[edit]

Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
Fry: It's like when I passed out in college , except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.

Censored by: Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM).
Video: Suppressed.

Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
Robot Leela: I'll kill you , you slut-clops!

Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Not suppressed.

"The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" (6ACV13)
Episode
[edit]

Speech:
Dr. Zoidberg: What's that loud, boring sound you'll hear when I stop talking?
Professor Farnsworth: It's an albino humping worm!
Fry: Why do they call it that?
Professor Farnsworth: Because it doesn't have any pigment.
Albino Humping Worm: (humps Planet Express ship)

Censored by: Local Syndication and WGN America
Video: Not suppressed.

Season 7[edit]

"The Bots and the Bees" (7ACV01)
Episode
[edit]

Speech: At Robot Arms Apartments.
Bender: Aw, i'm gonna call him after the first half of me, Bender [His son burps] That's my bastard!

Censored by: ?
Video: Not suppressed.

Censored by the show[edit]

Season 2[edit]

"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: On the TV show Cop Department.
    Centipede woman: You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!

Season 4[edit]

"Where No Fan Has Gone Before" (4ACV11)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
    Leela: Go [beep sound] yourself.

Season 5[edit]

Bender's Game
Film
[edit]

    Speech: In the Planet Express conference room.
    Leela: Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!
    Speech: In the Planet Express conference room.
    Leela: Son of a [shock]!
    Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
    Leela: I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!
    Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
    Leela: I don't have any god-[shock], mother-[shock] anger issues.

Into the Wild Green Yonder
Film
[edit]

    Speech: In Mars Vegas.
    Leela: You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!

Season 6[edit]

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: In the V-GINY.
    Leela: Holy cra-[beep sound]

"The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
    Clamps: They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!
    Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
    Clamps: Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!
    Speech: On the Moon.
    Zoidberg: John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!
    Speech: At Family Bros. Pizza.
    Zoidberg: You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!

Season 7[edit]

"A Farewell to Arms" (7ACV02)
Episode
[edit]

    Speech: Underground.
    Leela: Son of a-[beep sound]!