Difference between revisions of "Censorship"
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:'''''Professor Farnsworth''': <strike>Holy Zombie Jesus!</strike>'' | :'''''Professor Farnsworth''': <strike>Holy Zombie Jesus!</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Adult Swim and BBC Two. | '''Censored by''': Adult Swim and BBC Two. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | |||
}} | |||
==== {{e|2ACV14}} ==== | |||
{{q| | |||
<poem>'''Speech''': Outside the MomCorp headquarters. | |||
:'''''[[Mom]]''''': <strike>Conquer Earth, you bastards!</strike> | |||
:'''''[[Robots]]''''': <strike>[chanting] Conquer Earth, us bastards!</strike> | |||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | |||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | |||
}} | |||
==== {{e|2ACV18}} ==== | |||
{{q| | |||
<poem>'''Speech''': In the abandoned automotive lab. | |||
:'''''Bender''': Hey, that's my last beer, <strike>you bastard</strike>.'' | |||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | |||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express hangar. | <poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express hangar. | ||
:'''''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': <strike>Haile H. Selassie!</strike>'' | :'''''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': <strike>Haile H. Selassie!</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | |||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | |||
}} | |||
=== [[Season 4]] === | |||
==== {{e|4ACV10}} ==== | |||
{{q| | |||
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Nibblonian spaceship. | |||
:'''''Fry''': <strike>Those bastards!</strike>'' | |||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV (when shown before 8 PM). | |||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | |||
}} | |||
==== {{e|4ACV14}} ==== | |||
{{q| | |||
<poem>'''Speech''': On the island. | |||
:'''''Bender''': <strike>Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!</strike>'' | |||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> | '''Video''': Suppressed.</poem> |
Revision as of 20:41, 16 November 2011
The censorship of Futurama is both the suppression of speech which may be considered inconvenient to the viewer as determined by a broadcaster and the bleeping of speech by the show as a joke. A list of episodes that have been censored follows.
Censored by a broadcaster
Season 2
"I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01)
"A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
Bender: That dirty, double-crossing bastard!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
"Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" (2ACV05)
"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Speech: In the holographic film.
Motorist #1: Move it, crap for brains!
Motorist #2: Bug off!
Motorist #3: Get home, bastard man!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
"A Clone of My Own" (2ACV10)
Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
Bender: You bastard!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
Bender: No, we're not, you little bed-wetter.
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
Leela: We can't, you bastard!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
"The Deep South" (2ACV12)
Speech: At sea.
Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
Censored by: Adult Swim.
Video: Not suppressed.
Speech: At sea.
Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
Censored by: TBS and BBC Two.
Video: Suppressed.
Speech: In Atlanta.
Umbriel: I want you to make a mer-woman outta mer-me.
Censored by: Sky1.
Video: Suppressed.
"Bender Gets Made" (2ACV13)
Speech: At Elzar's Fine Cuisine.
Professor Farnsworth: Holy Zombie Jesus!
Censored by: Adult Swim and BBC Two.
Video: Suppressed.
"Mother's Day" (2ACV14)
"The Honking" (2ACV18)
Speech: In the abandoned automotive lab.
Bender: Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard.
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Season 3
"Bendless Love" (3ACV06)
Speech: At Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant.
Flexo: You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! [Flexo laughs.] Nah, you're alright.
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Speech: In the Planet Express hangar.
Hermes: Haile H. Selassie!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Season 4
"The Why of Fry" (4ACV10)
Speech: In the Nibblonian spaceship.
Fry: Those bastards!
Censored by: Pick TV (when shown before 8 PM).
Video: Suppressed.
"Obsoletely Fabulous" (4ACV14)
Speech: On the island.
Bender: Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Season 6
"Rebirth" (6ACV01)
Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
Fry: It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
Censored by: Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM).
Video: Suppressed.
Censored by the show
Season 2
"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Speech: On the TV show Cop Department.
Centipede woman: You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!
Season 5
Bender's Game
Speech: In the Planet Express conference room.
Leela: Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!
Speech: In the Planet Express conference room.
Leela: Son of a [shock]!
Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
Leela: I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!
Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
Leela: I don't have any god-[shock]-damn, mother-[shock] anger issues.
Into the Wild Green Yonder
Speech: In Mars Vegas.
Leela: You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!
Season 6
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)
Speech: In the V-GINY.
Leela: Holy cra-[beep sound]!
"The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)
Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
Clamps: They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!
Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
Clamps: Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!
Speech: On the Moon.
Zoidberg: John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!
Speech: At Family Bros. Pizza.
Zoidberg: You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!