Good news, everyone

"Good news, everyone" is the Professor's catchphrase, and is one of the most prominent catchphrases on Futurama, only contested by "Bite my shiny metal ass".

The Professor often uses it to introduce a mission for his crew to go on, but also for actual news. The phrase are used often to highlight the fact that it is most often not actually good news.

Additional Info

Variations

During its usage, the Professor has used different variants of his catchphrase, usually to highlight some actual change. This list shows all variations and their appearances:

• "Great news, everyone". 1ACV05
  
  1ACV10
  
• "Bad news, everyone". 2ACV10
  
  4ACV12
  
• "News, everyone". 3ACV17
  
• "Good news, anyone". 4ACV04
  
• "Bad news, nobody". 4ACV04
  
• "You heard the good news, everyone". 4ACV08
  
• "Good news, everyones". 4ACV15
  
  (Spoken by Farnsworth Universe 1)
• "Bad news, fancymen". 5ACV11
  
• "Excellent happenings, people". US#002

Appearances

The phrase "Good news, everyone" appears in these episodes.

• "My Three Suns" (1ACV07)
  
• "A Big Piece of Garbage" (1ACV08)
  
• "Hell Is Other Robots" (1ACV09)
  
• "Mars University" (1ACV11)
  
• "Brannigan, Begin Again" (2ACV02)
  
• "The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
  
• "Raging Bender" (2ACV08)
  
• "A Bicyclops Built for Two" (2ACV09)
  
• "A Clone of My Own" (2ACV10)
  
  (Twice)
• "Anthology of Interest I" (2ACV16)
  
• "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz" (3ACV05)
  
• "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid" (3ACV07)
  
• "Insane in the Mainframe" (3ACV11)
  
• "The Route of All Evil" (3ACV12)
  
  (Spoken by Cubert imitating Farnsworth)
• "Time Keeps on Slippin'" (3ACV14)
  
• "Anthology of Interest II" (3ACV18)
  
• "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" (4ACV01)
  
• "Leela's Homeworld" (4ACV02)
  
• "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television" (4ACV06)
  
• "Jurassic Bark" (4ACV07)
  
  (Twice)
• "The Farnsworth Parabox" (4ACV15)
  
• "Bender's Big Score Part 1" (5ACV01)
  
  (Twice)
• "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3" (5ACV07)
  
• "Bender's Game Part 2" (5ACV10)
  
• "...But Deliver Us to Evil!" (US#002)
  
• "Who's Dying to Be a Gazillionaire?" (US#005)
  

The words "good news" said by Farnsworth in any sentence appear in these episodes.

• "Brannigan, Begin Again" (2ACV02)
  
• "The Deep South" (2ACV12)
  
• "Mother's Day" (2ACV14)
  
  (Twice)
• "The Route of All Evil" (3ACV12)
  
• "Roswell that Ends Well" (3ACV19)
  
• "Leela's Homeworld" (4ACV02)
  
• "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" (4ACV09)
  
• "The Farnsworth Parabox" (4ACV15)
  
• "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 1" (5ACV05)
  
  (Twice)