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- 3000 ― (1 January) Fry, Leela and Bender are hired at Planet Express.
- 3000 ― (13 April) Planet Vergon 6 implodes.
- 3000 ― (8 September) First Omicronian Invasion of Earth occurs.
- 3000 ― Fry, Leela and Bender discover the secret ingredient of Slurm comes from the Slurm Queen's behind.
- 3000 ― (November) Richard Nixon's head wins the 3000 Earth presidential election.
- 3001 ― (9 April) Cubert Farnsworth is released from the Clone-O-Mat
- 3001 ― Planet Express crew finds the lost city of Atlanta.
- 3002 ― Massive spill of dark matter occurs near Pluto.
- 3002 ― Native Martians leave the planet Mars.
- 3002 ― (11 August) Second Omicronian Invasion of Earth occurs.
- 3003 ― (14 February) A cargo of candy hearts is dropped into quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the Universe destroying many planets.
- 3003 ― Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer. President Richard Nixon's head declares it Robot Party Week; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.
- 3003 ― Roboticon 3003 held in New New York.
- 3004 ― The Brain Spawn is defeated.
- 3004 ― 3004 Olympics held.
- 3005 ― Box Network cancels delivery license of Planet Express.
- 3007 ― Planet Express regains its delivery license.
- 3007 ― Nudist Alien Scammers take control of Earth and rename it to New Scammadonia.
- 3007 ― Battle for Earth, 3007 occurs. Earthicans win.
- 3008 ― During to too much illogical time travel, rip in time is created. A scientific conference is held.
- 3008 ― Yivo enters Universe Gamma and mates with everyone.
- 3008 ― Yivo leaves Universe Gamma and the rip in time closes forever.
- 3008 ― Dark matter prices hit $9.99 per ball.
- 3008 ― The alternate reality of Cornwood is created and later destroyed. Dark matter becames useless as fuel.
- 3009 ― Mars Vegas is destroyed and a new one is built.
- 3009 ― The Violet dwarf star is revealed to be an Encyclopod egg. Last Dark One is killed and the Evolutionary arms race ends.