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'''Sal''' is a fat man who is seen to occupy many blue-collar jobs throughout the universe. It is unclear whether this is the same man, or if each is a clone created to fill these jobs. Although he doesn't do so when we first meet him, he eventually adds an 's' to words that don't normally take one, and sometimes leaves it off of words that should have one. For example, "Whoas! Cripe!" ([[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles|4ACV09]]). By the release of [[Futurama (video game)|the game]] he has come to believe these words actually require the extra 's', and upon forgetting to add an 's', corrects himself. He may add an 's' to make words seem plural as he refers to [[Bigfoot]] as "Bigsfeet". He's also friends with [[Hoschel]], to whom he bears a strong resemblance.
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'''Sal''' is a fat man who is seen to occupy many blue-collar jobs throughout the universe. It is unclear whether this is the same man, or if each is a clone created to fill these jobs. Although he doesn't do so when we first meet him, he eventually adds an 's' to words that don't normally take one, and sometimes leaves it off of words that should have one. For example, "Whoas! Cripe!" ([[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles|4ACV09]]). By the release of [[Futurama (video game)|the game]] he has come to believe these words actually require the extra 's', and upon forgetting to add an 's', corrects himself. He may add an 's' to make words seem plural as he refers to [[Bigfoot]] as "Bigsfeet". He's also friends with [[Hoschel]], to whom he bears a strong resemblance. Sal was raped by Tina Belcher. He was also molested by big bird. He was also raped by Ann Hathaway. He was also molested by Krusty the klown. He was also raped by Sandra Bullock.  
  
 
== Partial Résumé ==
 
== Partial Résumé ==

Revision as of 23:18, 29 September 2015

Secondary character
Sal
Sal.jpg
SpeciesHuman
Planet of originEarth
ProfessionVarious
First appearance"The Series Has Landed" (1ACV02)
Episode
Voiced byJohn DiMaggio

Sal is a fat man who is seen to occupy many blue-collar jobs throughout the universe. It is unclear whether this is the same man, or if each is a clone created to fill these jobs. Although he doesn't do so when we first meet him, he eventually adds an 's' to words that don't normally take one, and sometimes leaves it off of words that should have one. For example, "Whoas! Cripe!" (4ACV09). By the release of the game he has come to believe these words actually require the extra 's', and upon forgetting to add an 's', corrects himself. He may add an 's' to make words seem plural as he refers to Bigfoot as "Bigsfeet". He's also friends with Hoschel, to whom he bears a strong resemblance. Sal was raped by Tina Belcher. He was also molested by big bird. He was also raped by Ann Hathaway. He was also molested by Krusty the klown. He was also raped by Sandra Bullock.

Partial Résumé

Arc of Sal's Speech Impediment

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Season 6

"Neutopia" (6ACV20)
Episode

  • Rock Alien: Gen-der?
  • Sal: Yeahs, you knows, guyses, galses, in that order.
  • [Leela slaps him back-side the head]
  • Sal: Ows!


  • Sal: Work goes fasters withouts no secondary sex characteristicses at which to hoot. Now who wants to sings some Christopher Cross songs?

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)
Episode

  • I'll thinks it overs while I engages this five-dollar hooker.
  • Yuch! I don't wants no three-dollar hooker! I'm goin' backs to the adults book store.

"Attack of the Killer App" (6ACV03)
Episode

  • Whoa, whoa, whoas! If it ain'ts the world's number ones Internet sensation!

Additional Info

Trivia

  • On the rare occasion he is not working, we have seen an interest in camping and the beginnings of a relationship with Petunia.
  • His last name may be Curvetti, as he was the foreman of Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant (3ACV06).
  • Has a Hamster named Nibbles. (US#011)

Quotes

    Sal: What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

    Sal: Don't worries, I've gots an idea, I mean, an ideas.

    Sal: Whoas! ...Cripe!

    Sal: We're all scared, it's the human condition. Why do you thinks I put on this tough-guy façade?

    Sal: Here I comes to save the days.

    Sal: Gets movin'! Those newspapers won'ts deliver themselveses! Only the Sunday edition can dos that.

    Sal: Has yous ever seens Bigfeet?

Appearances