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*Leela also states the age of the Professor to be 149 years old. After which Fry quips, "he don't look too good for his age". *The man in the [[tube system]] says "JFK, Jr. Airport". Fry says "Empire State Bui

'''Roberto''' is a criminally insane [[manbot]], serial bank robber, and an old friend of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]'s. He was built in [[3001]] b ...ct he is crazy; in "The Six Million Dollar Mon," he claims there's nothing crazy about him but his brain.

Fry has been reading a reprint of an old [[The Simpsons|Simpsons]] comic during the crew's journey to the Geek-e Gal ...rth]] fails to notice a traffic light and, after speaking with a crazy old man, decides to make it more efficient with a holographic image of a woman. The

'''Nine''' (also known as the '''Number 9 Man''') was originally a [[cameo]] [[character]] appearing in the [[Season 1|fi Image:Number 9 Man in Pilot.png|In the crowd wearing a green shirt {{et|1ACV01}}.

...m for 187, the LA murder code. It is also one of the area codes used in [[Old New York|New York City]]. <poem>'''Centipede Man''': ''[On TV.]'' C'mon, man, I didn't fire off no laser.

Man, you're so lucky to have your family here. Not now, Leela, I'm trying to meet old people.

=== Act II: "That is one crazy, uncircumcised old man." === ...scaped from the institution. Bender tells the group about the arrival of a man named Floyd who claims to be related to Farnsworth, but no one pays any att

...me everything you know about folk singing, and I'll take your guitar too? Old Salmonella? Son, I ought to kill you for asking. It's your thing, man.

It's driving me crazy. My old apartment.

...ately begin trying to hook her up with an [[Unnamed Fat Guy|unpleasant fat man]]. To put them off, she also claims to be dating Fry, and kisses him. === Act IV: "Tell 'em I died robbing some old man." ===

<poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': There's no denying it, the future's crazy! Oh, well. Don't wanna stand out.</poem> <poem>'''Zoidberg''': There's nothing crazy about it. It's just Freedom Day!</poem>

Man, Bender and I used to love watching All My Circuits together. Can we get you a water or something? No, just my old leading role, for I have freed myself from death's icy grip.

...mes''': For God's sake, woman, just give him your skin! Can't you see he's crazy?!</poem> <poem>'''Roberto''': You calling me cra---zy?! Ain't nothing crazy about me but my brain. Right, brain? Right! No, not you, right brain. Right

...The man blinks three times.]'' And Captain Lando Tucker, a dedicated young man with no characteristics.</poem> <poem>'''Fry''': Man, look at 'im go! Like a millionaire on a cocktail wiener.</poem>

...r]] in [[3010]] {{et|6ACV11}}. Nixon has himself stated that he has become crazy over the years {{et|2ACV03}}. ...}). Nixon dislikes being a head, though&mdash;he was extremely fond of his old body, and describes it as "flabby, pasty-skinned, riddled with phlebitis&md

:''['''Scene''': (Old New York; The Past) Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital. Fry's mom is in labou ...heat! They're checking the electron microscope. And the winner is ... ''[A man holds up a "3" in a window.]'' ... number 3, in a quantum finish.</poem>

...th|Professor Farnsworth]] for a plan. The Professor has devised [[Tiny One-Man Stealth Fighter|an undetectable ship]] which [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[ === Act I: "Let's see how crazy I am ''now'', Nixon!" ===

...lly gives Fry and Bender Calculon's soul, as Calculon has been driving him crazy with badly performed Shakespeare-style monologues ever since his suicide a ...er trod the boards!" Starting at the bottom, he performs "HAL 9000", a one-man play that he had written years earlier; the play is unanimously panned by t

<poem>'''DXC''': Just looking at how crazy this section of the show is, just reminds me that originally this was going <poem>'''DXC''': "To serve man".</poem>

...dspeaker] Ladies and gentlemen, here to lay down some old, old, incredibly old school beats: The Beastie Boys!</poem> <poem>'''Fry''': Wow! An old-fashioned mosh pit! Come on, guys. Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999

...tache ... ''[He holds it up in a bag.]'' ... and this picture of me and my old girlfriend, Michelle, and that ski instructor she was just friends with.</p ...ving. Bender unscrews his head and holds it out like a bucket to a passing man.]''

:''['''Fade to''': Fry's Dream. He is in a packed lecture hall. An old teacher stands at the front of the room. She wears frosted half-moon glasse ...fs. He stands up and the whole class laughs and points. He gasps.]'' Young man, I think it's time you learned a lesson about Lightspeed brand briefs.</poe

...Amy walks out of the steam room with a towel wrapped around her and sees a man in a steam machine.]'' :''[The man snorts.]''

<poem>'''Hermes''': Oh, man, I'm inhaling these things! You guys scored some primo stuff here.</poem> :''[Bender grumbles and crosses the road. The vendor hands a man a hot dog.]''

...past smoking rubble.]'' As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on earth.</poem> ...climbs some stairs into a public library. The scene moves inside where the man walks between the bookshelves.]''

**''When a Man loves a Smizmar'' **''When a Man Loves a Smizmar'', a reference to When a Man Loves a Woman. Also, a Smizmar is a term used in Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notc

<poem>'''Bender''': A reunion at your old orphanarium, eh? You gonna go?</poem> ...Gosh! The bars on the windows seemed so much thicker back then. ''[An old man approaches her from behind. He is dressed in a grey suit and is wearing a g

<poem>'''Bender (On cell phone)''': Fry, old friend, before I die, I just wanted to say... ''[Beep.]'' Hang on, I'm gett ...uto's moon, Hydra. It's a six-billion-mile par-two. Tough shot, even for a man. ''[Leela groans. Mr. Wong adjusts the cannon with a dial near the tee. He

<poem>'''Fry''': Can someone please explain how you celebrate this crazy holiday? Preferably in song?</poem> <poem>'''Elf''': [singing] Old Kringle-bot has come to spread some mugs of Xmas fear.</poem>

...a reference to the famous {{w|Cheech & Chong}} routine "Dave", in which a man named Dave argues through a door with his stoned friend to let him in, but ...who always wears a yellow ribbon around her neck. In the end, the curious man cuts the ribbon off in her sleep, which results in her head falling off.

...ilding, day. A sign on top of the building reads ''MOMCORP - <small><small>OLD FASHIONED</small></small> - <small>JAMS, JELLIES AND MILITARY SYSTEMS</smal ...paceship as a man writes on a piece of paper. Mom walks up to the man. The man turns to Mom and then to the soldiers.]''

...ry]]''': I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky!</poem> <poem>'''Fry''': Hey, which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?</poem>

<poem>'''Man #1''': Surprise!</poem> <poem>'''Man #2''': Happy birthday!</poem>

| Careful, Amy, your father's a powerful man. He could destroy my acting career. Remember Dobbo the Adored? ...es, I want to show some clips of me in my youth. So I'll need to find some old tapes.

...... ''[The oval retreats the right side of the screen and is replaced by a man with enormous teeth.]'' ... Thompson's Teeth: The only teeth strong enough :''[The man eats a spoonful of teeth from a bowl.]''

<poem>'''?''': It does for the 3D artist to make the cheapest old ''Star Trek'' effect in the book.</poem> ...ore they realised that it was Billy's vocal cords acting up a little bit. Crazy whistle through his nose.</poem>

...r round and he promptly crashes it into a lamppost, gets out and hands the man the keys.]'' <poem>'''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': You're a crazy, penniless, lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian.</po

...verybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk. ''[He points over his shoulder at a man.]'' That's my philosophy. So, where you gonna stay?</poem> ...|08|03}}'''Bender''': I don't know. I've got a lot of great memories in my old place. ''[He presses some buttons in his chest cabinet.]'' And now they're

...lldozer destroys a small area of trees and grass. A tree was missed, so a man sets it on fire with a flame thrower.]'' Future site of Oasis Hotel. ''[H ...leader of the Greenorita Eco-Feminist Collective, and we will not let you man-doze this beautiful gyno-desert.</poem>

...s Than Hero commentary) a miniature robot that was so cute he drove Bender crazy, first designed and hard to redesign, was going to explain things to Fry. ...with Dial-A-Joke, one of them being "Bought a great book, ''The History of Crazy Glue''. I can't put it down." That joke is free with this commentary.

...ing to save [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], and the guilt of his death drives her crazy. However, not all is as it seems. ...Ship.png|thumb|left|220px|The crew discovers the [[Old Planet Express ship|old ship]].]]

<poem>'''Leela''': Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with Mighty {{w|Thor ...unds too good to be true," I thought. He said I looked like a smart, young man. "So is it a deal?" I enquired. Two hours later he was gone, with 60 of my

'''Leela''': Yeah, I'm just a little down 'cause the only man I'll ever love left me at the altar. Plus I live in a dumpster. '''Hermes''': Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti, she's gone crazy eddie in the head-y.

...orbot and the Preacherbot stand on the other side. The Doctorbot opens the old robot's chest cabinet and inside a life-support machine beeps and stops. Th ...mposing castle on a mountain top. The townsfolk mutter and run indoors. An old hunchbacked robot hobbles over to them.]''

...crat, crying when his alphabet blocks are blown out of order as a two year old, and making friends and family file long applications to get into his tenth === Old Habits ===

'''LaBarbara''': You're so crazy. '''Bender''': Man, this is fun on a bun. Here I go again.

...asure to introduce the honorary captain for the Titanic's maiden voyage. A man who single-handedly defeated the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebu <poem>'''Fry''': Man, first class seems nice!</poem>

...thought; "oh, this is too fast, you can't see what's going on, that's too crazy".</poem> ...stand how the future could be fun with a one-eyed alien woman and&ndash; a crazy&mdash;</poem>

<poem>'''Fry''': [from lounge] Man, I don't wanna hurt Bender's feelings...</poem> <poem>'''[[Dandy Jim]]''': [[Gus]], old chum, let's give a friendly welcome to this new robo.</poem>

...k. Fry talks to an Osiran and two ancient Egyptian dog-like creatures. The man wears something similar to ancient Egyptian jewellery and his hair looks li :''[He hands the man a clipboard and he signs the invoice with an ancient Egyptian hieroglyph.]'

:''['''Scene''': The two ships look like old-fashioned pirate ships and even have sails. They circle the Planet Express ...osshair locks on to the ship and Fry fires. The controls look just like an old arcade game. Outside, one of the pirate ships explodes. Fry cheers.]''

...puts a tiny video into the VCR and the commercial appears on the screen. A man sits in his office and a huge green horrible gelatinous blob with three eye ...20}}'''Man''': [on screen] Uh... ''[Horrible Gelatinous Blob eats him. The man is suspended in the creature's translucent body.]'' [shouting] I'm not Evan

<poem>'''Hutch''': No one knows, man. It was invented by a blind inventor, and the one dude he described it to w .... Even through our mighty foil. ''[He pokes a hole through his hat.]'' Oh, man! Anyone got some tape or some gum?</poem>

With my old boyfriend Sean. Who ordered all these old-timey cars? The inhabitants of Simian 7-- the Planet of the Apes.

<poem>'''Centipede man''': [on TV] C'mon, man, I didn't fire off no laser.</poem> <poem>'''Centipede man''': [on TV] What? Crazy upstairs lady must've been shooting down.</poem>

...robots built in Mom's factories are buying thoughtful gifts for the sweet old tycoon who brought them into the world.</poem> ...e trolley some more.]'' And a framed picture of me when I was only a month old. ''[In the photo, he is already smoking and drinking.]'' But the best part

...lifts something up off the floor.]'' But I need to you to dispose of this crazy-ass experiment that almost killed me. ''[He puts a box on the table.]'' You <poem>'''Fry 1''': Oh, man, you never heard such excuses! But, like a dope, I believed her. Looking ba

...f the staff walk in wearing and carrying various things. Zoidberg wears an old-fashioned green striped swimsuit and a lobster rubber ring around his waist <poem>'''Bender''': Truly a great man. Look at him up there.</poem>

...from being crushed. The globe begins rolling down the road and heads for a man and a manbot who are talking.]'' :''[The man is wearing a shirt reading ''CHICKS DIG PALEONTOLOGISTS''.]''

...bad day it had been for him, mentioning in particular "hanging out with my crazy {{cat|famil||y}}", Fry returns to the dream state. As he arrives at the fam ...tally at the very instant that Fry fell in, to remotely lock the [[Digby's old spaceship|spaceship]]. The fob, after all, was the source of the musical to

<poem>'''Animatronio''': The great man Leonardo built me as an artist's model. When I took repose in this coffin, ...hanged in a thousand years. ''[Tentacles reach out of the water and grab a man posing for a picture.]''</poem>

...m>'''Bender''': I know not of this Bender. I am Titanius Anglesmith, fancy man of Cornwood.</poem> ...r to see Nibbler squatting down in some plants.]'' Alas, I had eaten a day-old Swinosaur for lunch. And while doing some evacuating of my own, I was left

...ng of ''[[Futurama]]''. New New York is the reincarnation of the former [[Old New York|New York City]], remnants of which can still be found underground. ...ty|alien invasion]]. The city of New New York is built upon the ruins of [[Old New York]]. The city has seen some changes: the subways have been replaced

...in with Fry unless he cuts off his antenna, so Bender moves back into his old place, becomes very depressed because his friend is not with him, and becom ...e Bender you're talking about. I can't cut it off. You're not a Robot or a man, so you wouldn't understand. I gotta get out of here.

...e room into a bin. Fry sees the headline "Archeologists Discover 'Slice Of Old New York'".]'' ...all this stuff. ''[He walks over to a display case.]'' Petrified sausages, old Mr. Patelli. And that's--</poem>

:''['''What-If Scene''': He flies towards Earth as Black Sabbath's ''Iron Man'' plays.]'' <poem>'''Bender''': Go, man! Go!</poem>

<poem>{{tt|01|52}}'''Man''': We don't sell those.</poem> <poem>{{tt|01|57}}'''Man''': We're out of rolls.</poem>

...puppet over his hand appears from under the floor. The beak opens and the man feeds the baby penguins little fish. They grab his hand and bite it and one :''[The man screams louder.]''

<poem>'''Frida''': Very well, I'll fem-municate your man-formation.</poem> <poem>'''Farnsworth''': Well, this is it, old friends. Planet Express is done for, what with our delivery crew missing an

...him and he shits a brick. Then some.]'' There must be layers and layers of old stuff down there.</poem> ...ippie skeletons inside.]'' ''[shouting]'' Hey, Mister? Mind if I take this old van?</poem>

...worth''': Quiet, everyone. The network news is on and if I, a 165-year-old man, don't watch it, who will?</poem> <poem>'''Farnsworth''': Greedy old hag, taste the wrath of my fuzzy slipper. ''[He hurls the slipper toward th

<poem>'''Bender''': [pointing] Hey, look! There's a chapter of my old robot fraternity, Epsilon Rho Rho.</poem> :''[They both to a crazy handshake full of tugs, whizzes and the creation of cosmic clouds.]''

...I am the voice of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], and you are about to hear a grown man weep. [Fake crying noises] '''[[Dan Castellaneta]]''': That grown man weeping is me, Dan Castellaneta, as the [[Robot Devil]].

...imal Clinic Waiting Room. A man sits stroking a cat, a cat sits stroking a man and Leela sits with Nibbler while Fry and Bender stand nearby. A door opens <poem>'''Bender''': You call that talent? Gather round old Bender and get ready for the show of a lifetime. ''[He takes off his head,

...dge and plugs the hole. The wind stops and everyone hits the floor.]'' Oh, man!</poem> <poem>'''Farnsworth''': Good. Fry's ejection indicates that ''he'' is not the man-mom. ''[Zapp comes through the tube, gets stuck halfway and finally flies o

:''[A man and a woman walk in through a doorway.]'' ...[He picks up a handful.]'' "I Love You." Hmm, too conventional. "You're My Man." Ooh, so close!</poem>

:''['''Scene''': A crummy looking black and white old sci-fi scene of a cardboard version of the Planet Express Ship being chased .... A radical new weapon built by a visionary scientist I once dismissed as crazy.

...ene''': The streets of New New York. Pedestrians walk and vehicles move; a man is operating a stand selling sunglasses for $8. A storm begins to brew, and ...ent history coming through! ''[Bender rolls the disk over the Falafel cart man and his cart, crushing him.]</poem>

...ith the screen, landing in the lake.]'' Oh, he slices! Into the water! Oh, man! ''[He plugs a cable into his head and appears on the screen.]'' ''[mutteri <poem>'''Fry''': Oh, my God! The old Planet Express ship.</poem>

...g on a stage with their own respective podiums. Morbo is seated on a desk. Old Freebie, the Earthican flag, hangs on a wall.]'' ...ut to''': An audience. Leela is sitting amongst them. She leans toward the man sitting next to her.]''

:''[Opening Credits. Caption: Simulcast On Crazy People's Fillings.]'' <poem>'''Man''': Elzar! ''[Elzar passes a centipede-like alien wearing a "Knock It Up A

<poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]''': My man!</poem> ...ing are ''It Came From Planet Earth'', ''Shaft On Africon-9'' and ''When A Man Loves A Smizmar''. The gang look at some others that are advertised outside

...m>'''Zoidberg''': A fortune, it is! At last Zoidberg will live like a rich man!</poem> :''['''Cut to''': Outside Crack Mansion. The crack addict hands a man his $300.]''

Image:Unused_(8).jpg |Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send [[Fry]] to crazy rainbow land ...Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of ''Old Mother's Whiskey''™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin w

<poem>'''Bender''': Man, how come I always have to do all the bending around here?</poem> ...''Fry''': There, now to look for the rest of the Professor's tools. Stupid old, stupid head.</poem>

...entacle's coming towards Earth and there's no stopping it. King Kong's too old to save us this time.</poem> :''[King Kong is in the room. He looks very old, has a hearing aid, glasses and a walker with tennis balls on the two front

...ising student was an up and coming young science undergrad<!--around 20yrs old, probably undergrad then--> named [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]]. === Old Problems ===

Philip J. Fry is a dim-witted man from the 20th century who gets frozen for 1,000 years, thawing out on New Y ...was born on August 14 [[1974]], in the [[Brooklyn Pre-Med Hospital]] in [[Old New York]], a native of Flatbush, Brooklyn. Fry is the second son of [[Yanc

[[Philip J. Fry]], a [[Old New York|New York]] pizza delivery boy, winds up in a [[Applied Cryogenics| ...y is frozen. As he lies in wait for the next thousand years, the city of [[Old New York|New York]] changes&mdash;it is [[The First Destruction of New York

<poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Man, that's dog's gonna be hard to beat. Look at him bring in the sheep! One sh ...Spiegel and his owner, Fluffers. ''[A human-sized cat strokes a cat-sized man. The crowd cheers and Fluffers stands on the podium.]'' Second prize, this

..."so un-impulsive". She kills the Professor by kicking him into his pit of man eating anteaters to get the money. The Professor's death motivates Zoidberg ...hea was open in the outfield (and torn down in 2009). However, considering Old New York was destroyed, this was likely meant to be a completely new Shea S

:''[He stops talking and starts to fizzle. His pupils go crazy and he starts groaning. Monique and Calculon glance at each other in confus ...ng Director''': Well, there is a robot named Bender here but he's much too old for--</poem>

At the tap-dancing competition, Bender meets his opponents, notably six-year-old [[Tonya]], a {{cat|children|little girl|s=no}} with a heart condition that *Marianne mentions a "falafel guy". This may be the [[falafel cart man]].

...lldozer destroys a small area of trees and grass. A tree was missed, so a man sets it on fire with a flame thrower.]'' Future site of Oasis Hotel. ''[H ...leader of the Greenorita Eco-Feminist Collective, and we will not let you man-doze this beautiful gyno-desert.</poem>

...hand.]'' Here. Bender, use your immense Robot strength to drill a hole the old-fashioned way.</poem> <poem>'''[[Barack Obama]]''': Man, I've got to go back to law school.</poem>

'''LaBarbara''': But something changed when my man turned pro. If man is still alive,

<poem>'''JD''': [as Shaft] Aw, man. </poem> <poem>'''JD''': [as Shaft] That's crazy. </poem>

:''[A Lego Man is driving his ship and collides with a Wrecktor ship. Both break into many ...of my days. Come, friends. Let's take her for a spin to the malt shop like old times.</poem>

...speaks in gibberish, a woman claps her elbows together, and a blond haired man hits himself in the eye]'' :''[A man wearing a blue shirt with a mustache, beard, and no hair comes thorough the

|next ep=Fry Am the Egg Man <poem>'''Pachinko machine''': [in a Japanese accent] Tokyo crazy balls! Yes!</poem>

<poem>'''Esther''': Hang on. It's too bright in here. Call me old-fashioned, but I like a little romance in an orgy.</poem> <poem>'''Bev''': Oh, no, you don't, mister! Damn baby's drivin' me crazy! ''[The baby continues giggling.]'' He won't stop giggling no matter ''how'

Oh, man. ♪ I could smell you were a man

<poem>'''Leela''': C'mon, let's dump Fry's one-man porno.</poem> <poem>'''Bender''': Man, I can't wait to go tell my mother!</poem>

<poem>'''Bender''': This is gonna be juicy. What? Oh, man!</poem> :''[The man that was acting like a balloon where they first arrived pops and turns into

...bike and a Slurm jet-ski.]'' I never wanna see another can of Slurm again. Man, am I thirsty.</poem> :''[An old worm with a long, white beard holds a glass of Slurm. Fry watches and licks

[[File:Montholdbender.png|thumb|left|Bender when he was only a month old {{et|2ACV14}}.]] ...l. Bender helped him escape through the [[Head Museum]] and soon down to [[Old New York]] below [[New New York]]. Here Leela finally caught up with them