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This article lists all the title captions seen in the opening sequence, this is similar to Wikipedia's List of The Simpsons couch gags. This is in production order. See list of opening cartoons for the cartoons appearing in the opening sequence.

Season 1

Episode	Title caption
Episode	Text	Image
Space Pilot 3000	In color
The Series Has Landed	In Hypno-Vision
I, Roommate	AS SEEN ON TV¹
Love's Labours Lost in Space	Presented in BC [Brain Control] Where Available
Fear of a Bot Planet	Featuring GRATUITOUS ALIEN NUDITY
A Fishful of Dollars	LOADING...
My Three Suns	PRESENTED IN DOUBLE VISION (WHERE DRUNK)
A Big Piece of Garbage	Mr. Bender's Wardrobe By Robotany 500
Hell is Other Robots	Condemned by the Space Pope¹
A Flight to Remember	Filmed On Location
Mars University	Transmitido en Martian en SAP
When Aliens Attack	Proudly Made on Earth
Fry and the Slurm Factory	Live from Omicron Persei 8

Season 2

Episode	Title caption
Episode	Text	Image
I Second that Emotion	Made from meat by-products
Brannigan, Begin Again	>>Not Y3K Compliant<<
A Head in the Polls	From The Makers Of Futurama
Xmas Story	Based On a True Story
Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?	From the network that brought you "The Simpsons"
The Lesser of Two Evils	The show that watches back
Put Your Head on My Shoulder	Not Based On The Novel By James Fenimore Cooper
Raging Bender	Nominated For Three Glemmys
A Bicyclops Built for Two	This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen
A Clone of My Own	Coming soon to an illegal DVD
How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back	As foretold by Nostradamus
The Deep South	A Stern Warning of Things to Come
Bender Gets Made	Simulcast on Crazy People's Fillings
Mother's Day	Larva-tested, pupa-approved
The Problem with Popplers	For external use only
Anthology of Interest I	Painstakingly drawn before a live audience
War Is the H-Word	Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery
The Honking	Smell-O-Vision Users Insert Nose Tubes Now.
The Cryonic Woman	Not a Substitute for Human Interaction

Season 3

Episode	Title caption
Episode	Text	Image
Amazon Women in the Mood	Secreted by the Comedy Bee
Parasites Lost	If not entertaining, write your congressman
A Tale of Two Santas	This episode performed entirely by sock puppets
The Luck of the Fryrish	Broadcast simultaneously one year in the future
The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz	Now with Chucklelin
Bendless Love	Torn from tomorrow's headlines
The Day the Earth Stood Stupid	80% entertainment by volume
That's Lobstertainment!	0308.png
The Cyber House Rules	Please rise for the Futurama theme song
Where the Buggalo Roam	0310.png
Insane in the Mainframe	Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke
The Route of All Evil	Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool
Bendin' in the Wind	Federal law prohibits changing the channel
Time Keeps on Slipping	For proper viewing, take red pill now
I Dated a Robot	No humans were probed in the making of this episode
A Leela of Her Own	Scratch here to reveal prize
A Pharaoh to Remember	Psst... Big party at your house after the show!
Anthology of Interest II	Hey TiVo! Suggest this!
Roswell that Ends Well	Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpa
Godfellas	Please turn off all cell phones and tricorders
Future Stock	Love it or shove it
The 30% Iron Chef	If accidentally watched, induce vomiting.

Season 4

Episode		Title caption
Production code	Name	Text	Picture
4ACV01	Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch	BIGFOOT'S CHOICE
4ACV02	Leela's Homeworld	IT'S LIKE "HEE HAW" WITH LASERS
4ACV03	Love and Rocket	WHEN YOU SEE THE ROBOT, DRINK!
4ACV04	Less than Hero	SOON TO BE A MAJOR RELIGION
4ACV05	A Taste of Freedom	OR IS IT?
4ACV06	Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television	CONTROLLING YOU THROUGH A CHIP IN YOUR BUTT SINCE 1999
4ACV07	Jurassic Bark	NOT AFFILLIATED WITH FUTURAMA BRASS KNUCKLE INC.
4ACV08	Crimes of the Hot	KNOWN TO CAUSE INSANITY IN LABORATORY MICE
4ACV09	Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles	NOW INTERACTIVE! JOYSTICK CONTROLS FRY'S LEFT EAR
4ACV10	The Why of Fry	DANCING SPACE POTATOES? YOU BET!
4ACV11	Where No Fan has Gone Before	WHERE NO FAN HAS GONE BEFORE
4ACV12	The Sting	A BY-PRODUCT OF THE TV INDUSTRY
4ACV13	Bend Her	TOO HOT FOR RADIO
4ACV14	Obsoletely Fabulous	YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WON'T HAPPEN
4ACV15	The Farnsworth Parabox	BEATS A HARD KICK TO THE FACE
4ACV16	Three Hundred Big Boys	VOTED "BEST"
4ACV17	Spanish Fry	[in Alien Alphabet 1] THANKS FOR WATCHING, FUTURAMA SLAVE ARMY
4ACV18	The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings	SEE YOU ON SOME OTHER CHANNEL²

Season 5

No episodes broadcast.

Direct-to-DVD films

Film	Title caption
Film	Text	Picture
Bender's Big Score	It just won't stay dead!

Additional Information

Notes

Captions for 1ACV03 and 1ACV09 appear to be missing from some DVDs
Which appears to be Comedy Central and [adult swim].

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-! colspan="2" | Episode
+{{lotcrow|[[Amazon Women in the Mood]]|Secreted by the Comedy Bee|0301.png}}
-! colspan="2" | Title caption
+{{lotcrow|[[Parasites Lost]]|If not entertaining, write your congressman|0302.png}}
-|-
+{{lotcrow|[[A Tale of Two Santas]]|This episode performed entirely by sock puppets|0303.png}}
-! style="width:5%;" | Production<br />code !! Name
+{{lotcrow|[[The Luck of the Fryrish]]|Broadcast simultaneously one year in the future|0304.png}}
-! style="width:65%;" | Text !! Picture
+{{lotcrow|[[The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz]]|Now with Chucklelin|0305.png}}
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
+{{lotcrow|[[Bendless Love]]|Torn from tomorrow's headlines|0306.png}}
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV01 || [[Amazon Women in the Mood]] || Secreted by the Comedy Bee || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0301.png|150px]]
+{{lotcrow|[[The Day the Earth Stood Stupid]]|80% entertainment by volume|0307.png}}
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
+{{lotcrow|[[That's Lobstertainment!]]|<span style="font-variant:small-caps;">Deciphered From Crop Circles</span>|0308.png}}
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV02 || [[Parasites Lost]] || IF NOT ENTERTAINING, WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0302.png|150px]]
+{{lotcrow|[[The Cyber House Rules]]|Please rise for the Futurama theme song|0309.png}}
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
+{{lotcrow|[[Where the Buggalo Roam]]|Krafted with luv<span style="font-size:x-small;">by monsters</span>|0310.png}}
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV03 || [[A Tale of Two Santas]] || THIS EPISODE PERFORMED ENTIRELY BY SOCK PUPPETS || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0303.png|150px]]
+{{lotcrow|[[Insane in the Mainframe]]|Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke|0311.png}}
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
+{{lotcrow|[[The Route of All Evil]]|Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool|0312.png}}
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV04 || [[The Luck of the Fryrish]] || BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY ONE YEAR IN THE FUTURE || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0304.png|150px]]
+{{lotcrow|[[Bendin' in the Wind]]|Federal law prohibits changing the channel|0313.png}}
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
+{{lotcrow|[[Time Keeps on Slipping]]|For proper viewing, take red pill now|0314.png}}
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV05 || [[The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz]] || Now with Chucklelin || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0305.png|150px]]
+{{lotcrow|[[I Dated a Robot]]|No humans were probed in the making of this episode|0315.png}}
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
+{{lotcrow|[[A Leela of Her Own]]|Scratch here to reveal prize|0316.png}}
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV06 || [[Bendless Love]] || TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINES || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0306.png|150px]]
+{{lotcrow|[[A Pharaoh to Remember]]|Psst... Big party at your house after the show! |0317.png}}
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
+{{lotcrow|[[Anthology of Interest II]]|Hey TiVo! Suggest ''this''!|0318.png}}
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV07 || [[The Day the Earth Stood Stupid]] || 80% ENTERTAINMENT BY VOLUME || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0307.png|150px]]
+{{lotcrow|[[Roswell that Ends Well]]|Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpa|0319.png}}
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
+{{lotcrow|[[Godfellas]]|Please turn off all cell phones and tricorders|0320.png}}
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV08 || [[That's Lobstertainment!]] || <span style="font-variant:small-caps;">Deciphered From Crop Circles</span> || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0308.png|150px]]
+{{lotcrow|[[Future Stock]]|Love it or shove it|0321.png}}
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
+{{lotcrow|[[The 30% Iron Chef]]|If accidentally watched, induce vomiting.|0322.png}}
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV09 || [[The Cyber House Rules]] || PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME SONG || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0309.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV10 || [[Where the Buggalo Roam]] || KRAFTED WITH LUV <span style="font-size:x-small;">BY MONSTERS</span> || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0310.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV11 || [[Insane in the Mainframe]] || Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0311.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV12 || [[The Route of All Evil]] || DISCLAIMER: ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL ROBOTS WOULD BE REALLY COOL || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0312.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV13 || [[Bendin' in the Wind]] || FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING THE CHANNEL || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0313.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV14 || [[Time Keeps on Slipping]] || For proper viewing, take red pill now || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0314.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV15 || [[I Dated a Robot]] || NO HUMANS WERE PROBED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0315.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV16 || [[A Leela of Her Own]] || Scratch here to reveal prize || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0316.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV17 || [[A Pharaoh to Remember]] || Psst... Big party at your house after the show!  || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0317.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV18 || [[Anthology of Interest II]] || Hey TiVo! Suggest ''this''! || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0318.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV19 || [[Roswell that Ends Well]] || FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0319.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV20 || [[Godfellas]] || PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND TRICORDERS || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0320.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV21 || [[Future Stock]] || LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0321.png|150px]]
-|- style="background: #ffffff"
-| style="text-align: right;" | 3ACV22 || [[The 30% Iron Chef]] || If accidentally watched, induce vomiting. || [[Image:Title Caption Episode 0322.png|150px]]
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