Transcript:Möbius Dick
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Written by | Dan Vebber |
Transcribed by | Sanfazer |
- [Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post You Have the 'Poon of 18 June, 2011.]
- [Scene: Space. A Planet Express ship with sails navigates wildly through a storm, causing Bender, the ship's watch, to become seasick. Bender pulls a paper tube out of his chest cabinet, unwinds it, leaving it empty, puts it in front of his head, and zooms in with his eyes, forming a monocular.]
Bender: Things look bad enough without having to look closer at them. [He sees a four-dimensional space whale and gasps loudly.] Look! Off in the distance! It's exhaling!
Leela: [from inside the ship] Use boaty talk!
- [Bender sighs.]
Bender: Thare she blows!
- [Scene: The Planet Express ship bridge. The crew is looking at Leela.]
Leela: Alright. Which of you space dogs has the guts and know-how to harpoon that whale?
Amy: I spent a semester in Africa harpooning giraffes. And giraffes are basically just land space whales.
- [Leela nods.]
Leela: Miss Wong, you have the 'poon.
- [Leela hands Amy a speargun.]
- [Scene: Space. Amy is wearing a space suit. She cocks the speargun and aims at the whale, but suddenly hears giraffes running.]
Amy: Oh, God! I'm having a Serengeti flashback! [furiously] Die, you dirty giraffe!
- [Amy shoots.]
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