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=== π-in-1 Oil ===
=== π-in-1 Oil ===
[[Image:Pi-in-1 oil.jpg|right|150px]]  
[[File:Pi-in-1 oil.jpg|right|150px]]  
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]"<br>
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]"<br>
'''Description:''' Ship oil. Seems to have 3.141 oils combined.<br />  
'''Description:''' Ship oil. Seems to have 3.141 oils combined.<br />  
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=== Admiral Crunch ===
=== Admiral Crunch ===
[[Image:Admiral Crunch.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Admiral Crunch.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br>
'''First Appearance:''' "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br>
'''Description:''' Based on the 20th century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.<br />
'''Description:''' Based on the 20th century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.<br />
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=== All Purpose Spray ===
=== All Purpose Spray ===
[[Image:All Purpose Spray.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:All Purpose Spray.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[When Aliens Attack]]"<br>
'''First Appearance:''' "[[When Aliens Attack]]"<br>
'''Description:''' A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis and early 20th century army fatigues.<br />
'''Description:''' A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis and early 20th century army fatigues.<br />
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=== Angry Norwegian Anchovies ===
=== Angry Norwegian Anchovies ===
{{see|Angry Norwegian}}
{{see|Angry Norwegian}}
[[Image:Angry_Norwegian_Anchovies.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Angry_Norwegian_Anchovies.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br />
'''Description''': A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.<br />
'''Description''': A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.<br />
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=== Arachno Spores ===
=== Arachno Spores ===
[[Image:Arachno Spores.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Arachno Spores.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': "[[The Lesser of Two Evils]]" <br>
'''First Appearances''': "[[The Lesser of Two Evils]]" <br>
'''Description''': "The fatal spore with the funny name!" <br>
'''Description''': "The fatal spore with the funny name!" <br>
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=== Archduke Chocula ===
=== Archduke Chocula ===
[[Image:Archduke Chocula.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Archduke Chocula.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br />
'''Description''': 31st Century version of Count Chocula.<br />
'''Description''': 31st Century version of Count Chocula.<br />
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=== Bachelor Chow ===
=== Bachelor Chow ===
{{see|Bachelor Chow}}
{{see|Bachelor Chow}}
[[Image:Bachelor Chow.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Bachelor Chow.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''Description''': Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!<br />
'''Description''': Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!<br />
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=== Bamboo Boogie Boots ===
=== Bamboo Boogie Boots ===
[[Image:Bamboo Boogie Boots.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Bamboo Boogie Boots.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''Description''': Boots that produce long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label.<br />
'''Description''': Boots that produce long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label.<br />
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=== Bean-Bay Beans ===
=== Bean-Bay Beans ===
[[Image:Bean Bay Beans.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Bean Bay Beans.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': "[[A Leela of Her Own]]"<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[A Leela of Her Own]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of Beans advertised by [[Turanga Leela|Leela]].<br />
'''Description''': A brand of Beans advertised by [[Turanga Leela|Leela]].<br />
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=== Bendërbrāu ===
=== Bendërbrāu ===
[[Image:Benderbrau.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Benderbrau.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br />
'''Description''':  A beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender's]] body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.<br />
'''Description''':  A beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender's]] body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.<br />
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=== Bender's Favorite ===
=== Bender's Favorite ===
[[Image:Bender's Favourite.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Bender's Favourite.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br />
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=== Benderillos ===
=== Benderillos ===
[[Image:Benderillos.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Benderillos.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br />
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=== Bender Smokes ===
=== Bender Smokes ===
[[Image:Bender Smokes.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Bender Smokes.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br />
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=== Big Pink ===
=== Big Pink ===
[[Image:Big Pink.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Big Pink.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearances''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham".<br />
'''Description''': A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham".<br />
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=== Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream ===
=== Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream ===
{{see|Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream}}
{{see|Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream}}
[[Image:FlimFlam2.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:FlimFlam2.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Less than Hero]]"<br>
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Less than Hero]]"<br>
'''Description:''' A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.<br />
'''Description:''' A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.<br />
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=== Dutch Butts ===
=== Dutch Butts ===
[[Image:Dutch Butts.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Dutch Butts.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of Cigars sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]].<br />
'''Description''': A brand of Cigars sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]].<br />
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===Glagnar's Human Rinds===  
===Glagnar's Human Rinds===  
[[Image:Glagnar's Human Rinds.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Glagnar's Human Rinds.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[I Second that Emotion]]" <br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[I Second that Emotion]]" <br>
'''Description''': Human rinds. <br />  
'''Description''': Human rinds. <br />  
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=== Gobble Wieners ===
=== Gobble Wieners ===
[[Image:Gobble Wieners.png|right|150px]]
[[File:Gobble Wieners.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''Description''': A 31st Century Turkey Dog.<br />  
'''Description''': A 31st Century Turkey Dog.<br />  
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=== Hairibo ===
=== Hairibo ===
[[Image:Hairibo.png|right|150px]]
[[File:Hairibo.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appereance:''' ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br>
'''First Appereance:''' ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br>
'''Description:''' Hairibo refers to the biggest producer of gummi and jelly sweets [[wikipedia:Haribo|Haribo]] from Germany.<br />
'''Description:''' Hairibo refers to the biggest producer of gummi and jelly sweets [[wikipedia:Haribo|Haribo]] from Germany.<br />
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=== Hubble Bubble ===
=== Hubble Bubble ===
[[Image:Hubble Bubble.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Hubble Bubble.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br>
'''First Appearance:''' "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br>
'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba and the world famous Hubble Space Telescope.<br />
'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba and the world famous Hubble Space Telescope.<br />
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=== Iffy Pop ===
=== Iffy Pop ===
[[Image:Iffy Pop.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Iffy Pop.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]"<br />
'''Description''': A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave. A parody of ''[[Wikipedia:Jiffy Pop|Jiffy Pop]]''.<br />
'''Description''': A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave. A parody of ''[[Wikipedia:Jiffy Pop|Jiffy Pop]]''.<br />
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=== Kibbles 'N' Snouts ===
=== Kibbles 'N' Snouts ===
{{see|Kibbles 'N' Snouts}}
{{see|Kibbles 'N' Snouts}}
[[Image:Kibbles_n_Snouts.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Kibbles_n_Snouts.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[I Second that Emotion]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[I Second that Emotion]]"<br />
'''Description''': A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand [[Wikipedia:Kibbles 'n Bits|Kibbles 'n Bits]].<br />
'''Description''': A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand [[Wikipedia:Kibbles 'n Bits|Kibbles 'n Bits]].<br />
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=== Klein's Beer ===
=== Klein's Beer ===
[[Image:Kleins Beer.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Kleins Beer.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre [[wikipedia:Klein bottle|bottle]].<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre [[wikipedia:Klein bottle|bottle]].<br />
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=== Le Grand Cigar ===
=== Le Grand Cigar ===
{{see|Le Grand Cigar}}
{{see|Le Grand Cigar}}
[[Image:Le Grand Cigar.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Le Grand Cigar.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''Description''': A very special antique cigar sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]] costing $10,000. According to [[Hacking Jack]], this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms stole it.<br />
'''Description''': A very special antique cigar sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]] costing $10,000. According to [[Hacking Jack]], this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms stole it.<br />
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=== Lightspeed Briefs ===
=== Lightspeed Briefs ===
{{see|Lightspeed Briefs}}
{{see|Lightspeed Briefs}}
[[Image:Lightspeed briefs.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Lightspeed briefs.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br />
'''Description''': Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30.  They were advertised in dreams.<br />
'''Description''': Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30.  They were advertised in dreams.<br />
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=== Liquid Nitrogum ===
=== Liquid Nitrogum ===
[[Image:Liquid Nitrogen.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Liquid Nitrogen.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br>
'''First Appearance:''' "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br>
'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to [[wikipedia:Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company#Brands|Wrigley's Chewing Gum]] albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized.<br />
'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to [[wikipedia:Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company#Brands|Wrigley's Chewing Gum]] albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized.<br />
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=== LöBrau Beer ===
=== LöBrau Beer ===
[[Image:LoBrau.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:LoBrau.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br>
'''Description''': A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millenium. The umlauts above the 'o' are apparently a selling point. This brand clearly refers to the German brand [[wikipedia:Löwenbräu|Löwenbräu]] which is very popular in the USA.<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millenium. The umlauts above the 'o' are apparently a selling point. This brand clearly refers to the German brand [[wikipedia:Löwenbräu|Löwenbräu]] which is very popular in the USA.<br />
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=== Lovey Bears ===
=== Lovey Bears ===
{{see|Lovey Bears}}
{{see|Lovey Bears}}
[[Image:Lovey Bears.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Lovey Bears.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Love and Rocket]]"<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[Love and Rocket]]"<br>
'''Description''': These cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff".<br />
'''Description''': These cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff".<br />
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=== Mobil Dick Whale Oil ===
=== Mobil Dick Whale Oil ===
{{see|Whale Oil}}   
{{see|Whale Oil}}   
[[Image:Whale Oil.png|right|150px]]  
[[File:Whale Oil.png|right|150px]]  
'''First Appearance''': [[Bendin' in the Wind]]<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bendin' in the Wind]]"<br>
'''Description''': The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to {{w|Moby Dick}} and {{w|ExxonMobil}}.<br />
'''Description''': The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to {{w|Moby Dick}} and {{w|ExxonMobil}}.<br />
'''Type''': Commercial.
'''Type''': Commercial.
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=== Molten Boron ===
=== Molten Boron ===
[[Image:Molten Boron.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Molten Boron.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Problem with Popplers]]"<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Problem with Popplers]]"<br>
'''Description''': A large drum of boron, at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.<br />
'''Description''': A large drum of boron, at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.<br />
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=== Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil ===
=== Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil ===
{{see|Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil}}
{{see|Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil}}
[[Image:Robot Oil.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Robot Oil.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br />
'''Descripton''': Produced by [[MomCorp]], [[Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil]] is the most popular Oil brand.<br />
'''Descripton''': Produced by [[MomCorp]], [[Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil]] is the most popular Oil brand.<br />
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=== Monsieur Carton ===
=== Monsieur Carton ===
[[Image:Monsieur Carton.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Monsieur Carton.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Spanish Fry]]"<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[Spanish Fry]]"<br>
'''Description''': A brand of boxed wine.<br />
'''Description''': A brand of boxed wine.<br />
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=== Mr. Wino ===
=== Mr. Wino ===
[[Image:Mr Wino.png|right|150px]]
[[File:Mr Wino.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br />
'''First Appearance''': ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br />
'''Description''': A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and immediately uncorks it.<br />
'''Description''': A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and immediately uncorks it.<br />
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=== Old Farmer's Wikipedia ===
=== Old Farmer's Wikipedia ===
{{see|Old Farmer's Wikipedia}}
{{see|Old Farmer's Wikipedia}}
[[Image:Wiki.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Wiki.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br />
'''First Appearance''': ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br />
'''Description''': An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia.  The name is a reference to the [[wikipedia:Old Farmer's Almanac|Old Farmer's Almanac]] and the Internet database [[wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]].<br />
'''Description''': An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia.  The name is a reference to the [[wikipedia:Old Farmer's Almanac|Old Farmer's Almanac]] and the Internet database [[wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]].<br />
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=== Olde Fortran Malt Liquor ===
=== Olde Fortran Malt Liquor ===
[[Image:Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''Descripton''': A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender.  The name is a reference to the computer language ''Fortran'' and the [[wikipedia:Olde English 800|Olde English]] malt liquor.<br />
'''Descripton''': A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender.  The name is a reference to the computer language ''Fortran'' and the [[wikipedia:Olde English 800|Olde English]] malt liquor.<br />
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=== Orlon Candy ===
=== Orlon Candy ===
[[Image:Orlon Candy.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Orlon Candy.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br />
'''Descripton''': A [[Luna Park]] version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.<br />
'''Descripton''': A [[Luna Park]] version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.<br />
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=== Pabst Blue Robot ===
=== Pabst Blue Robot ===
[[Image:Pabst Blue Robot.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Pabst Blue Robot.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''Descripton''': A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer<br />
'''Descripton''': A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer<br />
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=== Popplers ===
=== Popplers ===
{{see|Popplers}}
{{see|Popplers}}
[[Image:Omicronian Larva.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Omicronian Larva.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[The Problem with Popplers]]"<br>
'''First Appearance:''' "[[The Problem with Popplers]]"<br>
'''Description:''' A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by [[Fishy Joe's]], until the snack was revealed to be [[Omicronians|Omicronian]] young.<br />
'''Description:''' A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by [[Fishy Joe's]], until the snack was revealed to be [[Omicronians|Omicronian]] young.<br />
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=== Red Minotaur ===
=== Red Minotaur ===
[[Image:Red Minotaur.png|right|150px]]
[[File:Red Minotaur.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br>
'''First Appearance:''' ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br>
'''Description:''' An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to {{w|Red Bull}} Energy Drink.<br>
'''Description:''' An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to {{w|Red Bull}} Energy Drink.<br>
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=== Robo Fresh ===
=== Robo Fresh ===
[[Image:Robo-fresh.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Robo-fresh.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance:''' "[[I, Roommate]]"<br>
'''First Appearance:''' "[[I, Roommate]]"<br>
'''Description:''' A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored [[All My Circuits]].<br>
'''Description:''' A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored [[All My Circuits]].<br>
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=== Royal Kooparillo ===
=== Royal Kooparillo ===
[[Image:Royal Kooparillo.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Royal Kooparillo.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of Cigars sold at [[New New York#Hacking Jack.27s Fine Smokables|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]].<br />
'''Description''': A brand of Cigars sold at [[New New York#Hacking Jack.27s Fine Smokables|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]].<br />
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=== Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager ===
=== Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager ===
[[Image:Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand "[[wikipedia:Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams]]".<br />
'''Description''': A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand "[[wikipedia:Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams]]".<br />
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=== Shiz ===
=== Shiz ===
[[Image:Shiz.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Shiz.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Why of Fry]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Why of Fry]]"<br />
'''Description''': A soda drink.<br />
'''Description''': A soda drink.<br />
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=== Slurm ===
=== Slurm ===
{{see|Slurm}}
{{see|Slurm}}
[[Image:Slurm Splat Logo.png|right|150px]]
[[File:Slurm Splat Logo.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br />
'''Description''': A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of [[wikipedia:Coca-Cola|Coca-Cola]].<br />
'''Description''': A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of [[wikipedia:Coca-Cola|Coca-Cola]].<br />
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=== Slurmee ===
=== Slurmee ===
{{see|Slurm#Types of Slurm|Slurmee}}
{{see|Slurm#Types of Slurm|Slurmee}}
[[Image:Slurmee.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Slurmee.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]"<br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]"<br>
'''Description''': Slurmee is an icy version of [[Slurm]]. A parody of ''[[wikipedia:Slurpie|Slurpee]]'' <br />
'''Description''': Slurmee is an icy version of [[Slurm]]. A parody of ''[[wikipedia:Slurpie|Slurpee]]'' <br />
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=== Soylent Products ===
=== Soylent Products ===
{{see|Soylent Products}}
{{see|Soylent Products}}
[[Image:Soylentgreen.png|right|150px]]
[[File:Soylentgreen.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]" (Mentioned)<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]" (Mentioned)<br />
'''Description''': A variety of food products made from people.<br />
'''Description''': A variety of food products made from people.<br />
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=== Spider Yum ===
=== Spider Yum ===
[[Image:Spider Yum.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Spider Yum.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand ''Bubble Yum'' as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs. <br />
'''Description''': A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand ''Bubble Yum'' as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs. <br />
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=== St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl ===
=== St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl ===
[[Image:Saint Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Saint Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer. A dual reference to a mathematical principle and real beer brand [[wikipedia:St. Pauli Girl|St. Pauli Girl]].<br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer. A dual reference to a mathematical principle and real beer brand [[wikipedia:St. Pauli Girl|St. Pauli Girl]].<br />
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=== Tanning Butter ===
=== Tanning Butter ===
[[Image:TanningButter.png|right|150px]]
[[File:TanningButter.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[When Aliens Attack]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[When Aliens Attack]]"<br />
'''Description''': A generic type of tanning butter used by [[Leela]].<br />
'''Description''': A generic type of tanning butter used by [[Leela]].<br />
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=== Thompson's Teeth ===
=== Thompson's Teeth ===
[[Image:Thompson's Teeth.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Thompson's Teeth.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]" <br>
'''First Appearance''': "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]" <br>
'''Description''': Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.<br />
'''Description''': Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.<br />
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=== Tickle Me Bender Dolls ===
=== Tickle Me Bender Dolls ===
{{see|Tickle Me Bender}}
{{see|Tickle Me Bender}}
[[Image:Ticklemebender.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Ticklemebender.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'' <br>
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'' <br>
'''Description''': Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of [[wikipedia:Tickle Me Elmo|Tickle Me Elmo dolls]]. <br />
'''Description''': Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of [[wikipedia:Tickle Me Elmo|Tickle Me Elmo dolls]]. <br />
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=== Torgo's Executive Powder ===
=== Torgo's Executive Powder ===
{{see|Torgo's Executive Powder}}
{{see|Torgo's Executive Powder}}
[[Image:Torgo's Executive Powder.png|right|150px]]
[[File:Torgo's Executive Powder.png|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br />
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br />
'''Description''': A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses.<br />
'''Description''': A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses.<br />
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=== Zuban Cigars ===
=== Zuban Cigars ===
[[Image:Fine Zubans.jpg|right|150px]]
[[File:Fine Zubans.jpg|right|150px]]
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bender Gets Made]]"<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bender Gets Made]]"<br />
'''Description''': The finest cigars in the universe. Parody of ''[[wikipedia:Cigars#Cuban cigars|Cuban Cigars]]''.<br />
'''Description''': The finest cigars in the universe. Parody of ''[[wikipedia:Cigars#Cuban cigars|Cuban Cigars]]''.<br />

Revision as of 00:00, 16 April 2010

Futurama is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout New New York, and Earth's many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.

π-in-1 Oil

Pi-in-1 oil.jpg

First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"
Description: Ship oil. Seems to have 3.141 oils combined.
Type: Commercial.

Admiral Crunch

Admiral Crunch.jpg

First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: Based on the 20th century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.
Type: Commercial.

All Purpose Spray

All Purpose Spray.jpg

First Appearance: "When Aliens Attack"
Description: A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis and early 20th century army fatigues.
Type: Unknown, possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.

Angry Norwegian Anchovies

See Angry Norwegian.
Angry Norwegian Anchovies.jpg

First Appearances: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.
Type: Commercial. Probably went out of business when the anchovies became extinct.

Arachno Spores

Arachno Spores.jpg

First Appearances: "The Lesser of Two Evils"
Description: "The fatal spore with the funny name!"
Type: Commercial.

Archduke Chocula

Archduke Chocula.jpg

First Appearances: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: 31st Century version of Count Chocula.
Type: Commercial.

Bachelor Chow

See Bachelor Chow.
Bachelor Chow.jpg

First Appearances: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!
Slogan: Bachelor Chow, now with flavour.
Type: Commercial.

Bamboo Boogie Boots

Bamboo Boogie Boots.jpg

First Appearances: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: Boots that produce long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label.
Type: Commercial.

Bean-Bay Beans

Bean Bay Beans.jpg

First Appearances: "A Leela of Her Own"
Description: A brand of Beans advertised by Leela.
Type: Commercial.

Bendërbrāu

Benderbrau.jpg

First Appearances: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside Bender's body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.
Trivia: The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand Löwenbräu albeit the ë and ā does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be Benderbräu.
Type: Homebrewed.

Bender's Favorite

Bender's Favourite.jpg

First Appearances: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Benderillos

Benderillos.jpg

First Appearances: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits. The name refers to Cigarillos.

Bender Smokes

Bender Smokes.jpg

First Appearances: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Big Pink

Big Pink.jpg

First Appearances: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham".
Type: Commercial.

Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream

See Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream.
FlimFlam2.jpg

First Appearance: "Less than Hero"
Description: A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.
Type: Medical.

Dutch Butts

Dutch Butts.jpg

First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.
Type: Commercial.

Glagnar's Human Rinds

Glagnar's Human Rinds.jpg

First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"
Description: Human rinds.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

Gobble Wieners

Gobble Wieners.png

First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A 31st Century Turkey Dog.
Type: Commercial.

Hairibo

Hairibo.png

First Appereance: Bender's Big Score
Description: Hairibo refers to the biggest producer of gummi and jelly sweets Haribo from Germany.
Type: Commercial.

Hubble Bubble

Hubble Bubble.jpg

First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba and the world famous Hubble Space Telescope.
Type: Commercial.

Iffy Pop

Iffy Pop.jpg

First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well"
Description: A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave. A parody of Jiffy Pop.
Type: Commercial.

Kibbles 'N' Snouts

See Kibbles 'N' Snouts.
Kibbles n Snouts.jpg

First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"
Description: A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand Kibbles 'n Bits.
Slogan: If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!
Type: Commercial.

Klein's Beer

Kleins Beer.jpg

First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre bottle.
Type: Commercial.

Le Grand Cigar

See Le Grand Cigar.
Le Grand Cigar.jpg

First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A very special antique cigar sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables costing $10,000. According to Hacking Jack, this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms stole it.
Type: Speciality.

Lightspeed Briefs

See Lightspeed Briefs.
Lightspeed briefs.jpg

First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They were advertised in dreams.
Type: Commercial.

Liquid Nitrogum

Liquid Nitrogen.jpg

First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to Wrigley's Chewing Gum albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized.
Type: Commercial.

LöBrau Beer

LoBrau.jpg

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millenium. The umlauts above the 'o' are apparently a selling point. This brand clearly refers to the German brand Löwenbräu which is very popular in the USA.
Type: Commercial.

Lovey Bears

See Lovey Bears.
Lovey Bears.jpg

First Appearance: "Love and Rocket"
Description: These cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff".
Type: Commercial.

Mobil Dick Whale Oil

See Whale Oil.
Whale Oil.png

First Appearance: "Bendin' in the Wind"
Description: The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to Moby Dick and ExxonMobil.
Type: Commercial.

Molten Boron

Molten Boron.jpg

First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A large drum of boron, at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!

Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil

See Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.
Robot Oil.jpg

First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Descripton: Produced by MomCorp, Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil is the most popular Oil brand.
Slogan: Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand.
Type: Commercial.

Monsieur Carton

Monsieur Carton.jpg

First Appearance: "Spanish Fry"
Description: A brand of boxed wine.
Type: Commercial.

Mr. Wino

Mr Wino.png

First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and immediately uncorks it.
Type: Household appliance.

Old Farmer's Wikipedia

See Old Farmer's Wikipedia.
Wiki.jpg

First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the Old Farmer's Almanac and the Internet database Wikipedia.
Type: Unknown

Olde Fortran Malt Liquor

Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.jpg

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Descripton: A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender. The name is a reference to the computer language Fortran and the Olde English malt liquor.
Type: Commercial.

Orlon Candy

Orlon Candy.jpg

First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Descripton: A Luna Park version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.
Type: Commercial.

Pabst Blue Robot

Pabst Blue Robot.jpg

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Descripton: A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer
Type: Commercial.

Popplers

See Popplers.
Omicronian Larva.jpg

First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by Fishy Joe's, until the snack was revealed to be Omicronian young.
Type: Commercial, went out of use when their true origin was discovered.

Red Minotaur

Red Minotaur.png

First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to Red Bull Energy Drink.
Type: Commercial.

Robo Fresh

Robo-fresh.jpg

First Appearance: "I, Roommate"
Description: A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored All My Circuits.
Slogan: Robo-Fresh, designed by a Robot, for a Robot.
Type: Commercial.

Royal Kooparillo

Royal Kooparillo.jpg

First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.
Type: Commercial.

Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager

Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager.jpg

First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand "Samuel Adams".
Type: Commercial.

Shiz

Shiz.jpg

First Appearance: "The Why of Fry"
Description: A soda drink.
Type: Commercial.

Slurm

See Slurm.
Slurm Splat Logo.png

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of Coca-Cola.
Slogan: Slurm its highly addictive or Enjoy Slurm.
Trivia: Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of Futurama.
Type: Commercial.

Slurmee

See Slurmee.
Slurmee.jpg

First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory"
Description: Slurmee is an icy version of Slurm. A parody of Slurpee
Type: Commercial.

Soylent Products

See Soylent Products.
Soylentgreen.png

First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory" (Mentioned)
Description: A variety of food products made from people.
Type: Commercial.

Spider Yum

Spider Yum.jpg

First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand Bubble Yum as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs.
Type: Commercial.

St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl

Saint Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl.jpg

First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of beer. A dual reference to a mathematical principle and real beer brand St. Pauli Girl.
Type: Commercial.

Tanning Butter

TanningButter.png

First Appearance: "When Aliens Attack"
Description: A generic type of tanning butter used by Leela.
Type: Commercial.

Thompson's Teeth

Thompson's Teeth.jpg

First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"
Description: Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.
Slogan: "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth."
Type: Commercial.

Tickle Me Bender Dolls

See Tickle Me Bender.
Ticklemebender.jpg

First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder
Description: Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
Type: Commercial.

Torgo's Executive Powder

See Torgo's Executive Powder.
Torgo's Executive Powder.png

First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses.
Type: Commercial.

Zuban Cigars

Fine Zubans.jpg

First Appearance: "Bender Gets Made"
Description: The finest cigars in the universe. Parody of Cuban Cigars.
Type: Commercial.
Motto: "Just Add Fire!"