Search results

• Animatic:Space Pilot 3000
  *Leela also states the age of the Professor to be 149 years old. After which Fry quips, "he don't look too good for his age". *The man in the [[tube system]] says "JFK, Jr. Airport". Fry says "Empire State Bui
  4 KB (732 words) - 19:00, 28 December 2011
• Roberto
  '''Roberto''' is a criminally insane [[manbot]], serial bank robber, and an old friend of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]'s. He was built in [[3001]] b ...ct he is crazy; in "The Six Million Dollar Mon," he claims there's nothing crazy about him but his brain.
  7 KB (1,188 words) - 01:25, 27 May 2018
• Somewhere Over the Brain-bow!
  Fry has been reading a reprint of an old [[The Simpsons|Simpsons]] comic during the crew's journey to the Geek-e Gal ...rth]] fails to notice a traffic light and, after speaking with a crazy old man, decides to make it more efficient with a holographic image of a woman. The
  7 KB (1,160 words) - 20:36, 2 August 2014
• Nine
  '''Nine''' (also known as the '''Number 9 Man''') was originally a [[cameo]] [[character]] appearing in the [[Season 1|fi Image:Number 9 Man in Pilot.png|In the crowd wearing a green shirt {{et|1ACV01}}.
  9 KB (1,501 words) - 07:54, 6 March 2017
• Smitty
  ...m for 187, the LA murder code. It is also one of the area codes used in [[Old New York|New York City]]. <poem>'''Centipede Man''': ''[On TV.]'' C'mon, man, I didn't fire off no laser.
  5 KB (813 words) - 11:31, 28 April 2016
• Transcript:Near-Death Wish
  Man, you're so lucky to have your family here. Not now, Leela, I'm trying to meet old people.
  13 KB (2,281 words) - 04:53, 8 July 2013
• Near-Death Wish
  === Act II: "That is one crazy, uncircumcised old man." === ...scaped from the institution. Bender tells the group about the arrival of a man named Floyd who claims to be related to Farnsworth, but no one pays any att
  14 KB (2,229 words) - 07:36, 22 May 2023
• Transcript:Forty Percent Leadbelly
  ...me everything you know about folk singing, and I'll take your guitar too? Old Salmonella? Son, I ought to kill you for asking. It's your thing, man.
  14 KB (2,539 words) - 21:15, 16 September 2014
• Transcript:Game of Tones
  It's driving me crazy. My old apartment.
  12 KB (2,343 words) - 00:34, 20 August 2013
• A Flight to Remember
  ...ately begin trying to hook her up with an [[Unnamed Fat Guy|unpleasant fat man]]. To put them off, she also claims to be dating Fry, and kisses him. === Act IV: "Tell 'em I died robbing some old man." ===
  11 KB (1,785 words) - 09:51, 18 August 2017
• Transcript:A Taste of Freedom
  <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': There's no denying it, the future's crazy! Oh, well. Don't wanna stand out.</poem> <poem>'''Zoidberg''': There's nothing crazy about it. It's just Freedom Day!</poem>
  28 KB (4,863 words) - 19:48, 10 August 2013
• Transcript:Calculon 2.0
  Man, Bender and I used to love watching All My Circuits together. Can we get you a water or something? No, just my old leading role, for I have freed myself from death's icy grip.
  14 KB (2,597 words) - 18:11, 30 July 2013
• Transcript:The Six Million Dollar Mon
  ...mes''': For God's sake, woman, just give him your skin! Can't you see he's crazy?!</poem> <poem>'''Roberto''': You calling me cra---zy?! Ain't nothing crazy about me but my brain. Right, brain? Right! No, not you, right brain. Right
  22 KB (3,652 words) - 09:07, 8 February 2020
• Transcript:Möbius Dick
  ...The man blinks three times.]'' And Captain Lando Tucker, a dedicated young man with no characteristics.</poem> <poem>'''Fry''': Man, look at 'im go! Like a millionaire on a cocktail wiener.</poem>
  49 KB (8,329 words) - 23:08, 3 September 2011
• Richard Nixon's head
  ...r]] in [[3010]] {{et|6ACV11}}. Nixon has himself stated that he has become crazy over the years {{et|2ACV03}}. ...}). Nixon dislikes being a head, though&mdash;he was extremely fond of his old body, and describes it as "flabby, pasty-skinned, riddled with phlebitis&md
  10 KB (1,634 words) - 06:40, 31 July 2023
• Transcript:The Luck of the Fryrish
  :''['''Scene''': (Old New York; The Past) Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital. Fry's mom is in labou ...heat! They're checking the electron microscope. And the winner is ... ''[A man holds up a "3" in a window.]'' ... number 3, in a quantum finish.</poem>
  29 KB (5,195 words) - 02:51, 21 August 2013
• In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela
  ...th|Professor Farnsworth]] for a plan. The Professor has devised [[Tiny One-Man Stealth Fighter|an undetectable ship]] which [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[ === Act I: "Let's see how crazy I am ''now'', Nixon!" ===
  19 KB (3,126 words) - 03:33, 4 August 2017
• Calculon 2.0
  ...lly gives Fry and Bender Calculon's soul, as Calculon has been driving him crazy with badly performed Shakespeare-style monologues ever since his suicide a ...er trod the boards!" Starting at the bottom, he performs "HAL 9000", a one-man play that he had written years earlier; the play is unanimously panned by t
  14 KB (2,063 words) - 08:32, 8 October 2018
• Transcript:Commentary:My Three Suns
  <poem>'''DXC''': Just looking at how crazy this section of the show is, just reminds me that originally this was going <poem>'''DXC''': "To serve man".</poem>
  17 KB (3,086 words) - 06:28, 12 April 2010
• Transcript:Hell Is Other Robots
  ...dspeaker] Ladies and gentlemen, here to lay down some old, old, incredibly old school beats: The Beastie Boys!</poem> <poem>'''Fry''': Wow! An old-fashioned mosh pit! Come on, guys. Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999
  29 KB (4,965 words) - 01:46, 4 January 2014
• Transcript:The Cryonic Woman
  ...tache ... ''[He holds it up in a bag.]'' ... and this picture of me and my old girlfriend, Michelle, and that ski instructor she was just friends with.</p ...ving. Bender unscrews his head and holds it out like a bucket to a passing man.]''
  33 KB (5,730 words) - 00:31, 8 December 2011
• Transcript:A Fishful of Dollars
  :''['''Fade to''': Fry's Dream. He is in a packed lecture hall. An old teacher stands at the front of the room. She wears frosted half-moon glasse ...fs. He stands up and the whole class laughs and points. He gasps.]'' Young man, I think it's time you learned a lesson about Lightspeed brand briefs.</poe
  33 KB (5,517 words) - 00:22, 14 June 2013
• Transcript:Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?
  ...Amy walks out of the steam room with a towel wrapped around her and sees a man in a steam machine.]'' :''[The man snorts.]''
  33 KB (5,706 words) - 21:08, 10 August 2014
• Transcript:The Problem with Popplers
  <poem>'''Hermes''': Oh, man, I'm inhaling these things! You guys scored some primo stuff here.</poem> :''[Bender grumbles and crosses the road. The vendor hands a man a hot dog.]''
  35 KB (6,020 words) - 23:51, 9 April 2008
• Transcript:A Head in the Polls
  ...past smoking rubble.]'' As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on earth.</poem> ...climbs some stairs into a public library. The scene moves inside where the man walks between the bookshelves.]''
  31 KB (5,318 words) - 20:55, 30 March 2012
• Raging Bender
  **''When a Man loves a Smizmar'' **''When a Man Loves a Smizmar'', a reference to When a Man Loves a Woman. Also, a Smizmar is a term used in Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notc
  15 KB (2,417 words) - 05:50, 14 April 2017
• Transcript:The Cyber House Rules
  <poem>'''Bender''': A reunion at your old orphanarium, eh? You gonna go?</poem> ...Gosh! The bars on the windows seemed so much thicker back then. ''[An old man approaches her from behind. He is dressed in a grey suit and is wearing a g
  31 KB (5,411 words) - 06:58, 6 November 2008
• Transcript:Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 2
  <poem>'''Bender (On cell phone)''': Fry, old friend, before I die, I just wanted to say... ''[Beep.]'' Hang on, I'm gett ...uto's moon, Hydra. It's a six-billion-mile par-two. Tough shot, even for a man. ''[Leela groans. Mr. Wong adjusts the cannon with a dial near the tee. He
  27 KB (4,677 words) - 05:23, 17 February 2014
• Transcript:The Futurama Holiday Spectacular
  <poem>'''Fry''': Can someone please explain how you celebrate this crazy holiday? Preferably in song?</poem> <poem>'''Elf''': [singing] Old Kringle-bot has come to spread some mugs of Xmas fear.</poem>
  31 KB (5,151 words) - 06:09, 13 February 2013
• A Head in the Polls
  ...a reference to the famous {{w|Cheech & Chong}} routine "Dave", in which a man named Dave argues through a door with his stoned friend to let him in, but ...who always wears a yellow ribbon around her neck. In the end, the curious man cuts the ribbon off in her sleep, which results in her head falling off.
  12 KB (1,954 words) - 01:41, 17 April 2017
• Transcript:The Tip of the Zoidberg
  ...ilding, day. A sign on top of the building reads ''MOMCORP - <small><small>OLD FASHIONED</small></small> - <small>JAMS, JELLIES AND MILITARY SYSTEMS</smal ...paceship as a man writes on a piece of paper. Mom walks up to the man. The man turns to Mom and then to the soldiers.]''
  53 KB (9,081 words) - 13:51, 2 May 2015
• Transcript:Roswell that Ends Well
  ...ry]]''': I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky!</poem> <poem>'''Fry''': Hey, which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?</poem>
  30 KB (5,164 words) - 19:59, 30 October 2018
• Transcript:A Clone of My Own
  <poem>'''Man #1''': Surprise!</poem> <poem>'''Man #2''': Happy birthday!</poem>
  32 KB (5,428 words) - 17:46, 31 December 2009
• Worlds of Tomorrow George Takei Weekend
  | Careful, Amy, your father's a powerful man. He could destroy my acting career. Remember Dobbo the Adored? ...es, I want to show some clips of me in my youth. So I'll need to find some old tapes.
  22 KB (3,602 words) - 03:43, 16 October 2017
• Transcript:Insane in the Mainframe
  ...... ''[The oval retreats the right side of the screen and is replaced by a man with enormous teeth.]'' ... Thompson's Teeth: The only teeth strong enough :''[The man eats a spoonful of teeth from a bowl.]''
  33 KB (5,817 words) - 20:17, 27 January 2015
• Transcript:Commentary:Love's Labours Lost in Space
  <poem>'''?''': It does for the 3D artist to make the cheapest old ''Star Trek'' effect in the book.</poem> ...ore they realised that it was Billy's vocal cords acting up a little bit. Crazy whistle through his nose.</poem>
  17 KB (3,137 words) - 04:26, 17 February 2014
• Transcript:That's Lobstertainment!
  ...r round and he promptly crashes it into a lamppost, gets out and hands the man the keys.]'' <poem>'''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': You're a crazy, penniless, lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian.</po
  29 KB (5,032 words) - 22:20, 10 April 2011
• Transcript:I, Roommate
  ...verybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk. ''[He points over his shoulder at a man.]'' That's my philosophy. So, where you gonna stay?</poem> ...|08|03}}'''Bender''': I don't know. I've got a lot of great memories in my old place. ''[He presses some buttons in his chest cabinet.]'' And now they're
  31 KB (5,128 words) - 20:07, 15 July 2013
• Transcript:Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 1
  ...lldozer destroys a small area of trees and grass. A tree was missed, so a man sets it on fire with a flame thrower.]'' Future site of Oasis Hotel. ''[H ...leader of the Greenorita Eco-Feminist Collective, and we will not let you man-doze this beautiful gyno-desert.</poem>
  27 KB (4,928 words) - 06:29, 1 January 2010
• Commentary:The Beast with a Billion Backs
  ...s Than Hero commentary) a miniature robot that was so cute he drove Bender crazy, first designed and hard to redesign, was going to explain things to Fry. ...with Dial-A-Joke, one of them being "Bought a great book, ''The History of Crazy Glue''. I can't put it down." That joke is free with this commentary.
  20 KB (3,468 words) - 22:26, 21 October 2013
• The Sting
  ...ing to save [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], and the guilt of his death drives her crazy. However, not all is as it seems. ...Ship.png|thumb|left|220px|The crew discovers the [[Old Planet Express ship|old ship]].]]
  31 KB (5,324 words) - 13:37, 6 April 2023
• Transcript:Less than Hero
  <poem>'''Leela''': Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with Mighty {{w|Thor ...unds too good to be true," I thought. He said I looked like a smart, young man. "So is it a deal?" I enquired. Two hours later he was gone, with 60 of my
  30 KB (5,226 words) - 01:28, 12 December 2011
• Transcript:Bender's Big Score Part 4
  '''Leela''': Yeah, I'm just a little down 'cause the only man I'll ever love left me at the altar. Plus I live in a dumpster. '''Hermes''': Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti, she's gone crazy eddie in the head-y.
  22 KB (3,596 words) - 14:06, 19 July 2014
• Transcript:The Honking
  ...orbot and the Preacherbot stand on the other side. The Doctorbot opens the old robot's chest cabinet and inside a life-support machine beeps and stops. Th ...mposing castle on a mountain top. The townsfolk mutter and run indoors. An old hunchbacked robot hobbles over to them.]''
  28 KB (4,749 words) - 00:03, 26 July 2023
• Hermes Conrad
  ...crat, crying when his alphabet blocks are blown out of order as a two year old, and making friends and family file long applications to get into his tenth === Old Habits ===
  17 KB (2,707 words) - 21:18, 4 December 2017
• Transcript:Bender's Big Score Part 2
  '''LaBarbara''': You're so crazy. '''Bender''': Man, this is fun on a bun. Here I go again.
  25 KB (4,297 words) - 02:52, 10 November 2014
• Transcript:A Flight to Remember
  ...asure to introduce the honorary captain for the Titanic's maiden voyage. A man who single-handedly defeated the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebu <poem>'''Fry''': Man, first class seems nice!</poem>
  32 KB (5,551 words) - 15:37, 23 April 2011
• Transcript:Commentary:Space Pilot 3000
  ...thought; "oh, this is too fast, you can't see what's going on, that's too crazy".</poem> ...stand how the future could be fun with a one-eyed alien woman and&ndash; a crazy&mdash;</poem>
  25 KB (4,473 words) - 21:22, 23 March 2014
• Transcript:The 30% Iron Chef
  <poem>'''Fry''': [from lounge] Man, I don't wanna hurt Bender's feelings...</poem> <poem>'''[[Dandy Jim]]''': [[Gus]], old chum, let's give a friendly welcome to this new robo.</poem>
  28 KB (4,959 words) - 17:44, 1 May 2011
• Transcript:A Pharaoh to Remember
  ...k. Fry talks to an Osiran and two ancient Egyptian dog-like creatures. The man wears something similar to ancient Egyptian jewellery and his hair looks li :''[He hands the man a clipboard and he signs the invoice with an ancient Egyptian hieroglyph.]'
  29 KB (4,991 words) - 19:54, 11 December 2013

View (previous 50 | next 50) (20 | 50 | 100 | 250 | 500)