|Planet of origin||Probably Earth|
|First appearance||"How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" (2ACV11)|
|Voiced by||David Herman|
- Not to be confused with Old Man Waterfall.
The old man apparently spent most of his life queuing in front of the Central Bureaucracy. In 3001, he was still waiting for his birth certificate. [2ACV11] Several years later, in 3010, he finished his waiting and asked for a death certificate, ironically dying from an apparent heart attack immediately afterwards and, even more ironically, at the wrong building. His death did not cause any major reaction, as the woman serving him calmly stated that Building C handled death certificates and the man behind him merely stepped over his corpse for his serving. [6ACV06]
Old man: I'm still waiting for my birth certificate.
Old man: [The line moves backwards.] Oh great. Someone had a baby.
Old man: Yes. I'd like to request a death certificate. [He dies.]
Woman: Sorry. That's Building C.
- "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" (2ACV11)
- Bender's Game cameo, Space Demolition Derby)
- "Lethal Inspection" (6ACV06)