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Product Type: Drink
Planet of Origin: Wormulon
Created by: Slurm Queen
Description
Slurm, the number-one soft drink of the future, is refreshingly addictive. It is produced in a factory on the planet Wormulon by a race known only as the Slurm Worms. Their corporate mascot is Slurms MacKenzie, "The Original Party Worm."
Fry is a huge Slurm addict fan, and rarely goes more than 12 minutes without one according to Fry and the Slurm Factory.
Slurmee
Slurmee is a Slurm version of Slurpes featured in Fry and the Slurm Factory.
Slogans
- Drink Slurm!
- Slurm: It's Highly Addictive!
Creation
The soda is actully created by the Slurm Queen a giant slurm worm who produses the slurm by disgustingly pooping it out of it's butt.