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Slurm, the number-one soft drink of the future, is refreshingly addictive. It is produced in a [[Slurm Factory|factory]] on the planet [[Wormulon]] by a race known only as the [[Slurm Worms]]. Their corporate mascot is [[Slurms MacKenzie]], "The Original Party Worm." | Slurm, the number-one soft drink of the future, is refreshingly addictive. It is produced in a [[Slurm Factory|factory]] on the planet [[Wormulon]] by a race known only as the [[Slurm Worms]]. Their corporate mascot is [[Slurms MacKenzie]], "The Original Party Worm." | ||
[[Image:Slurm 1.jpg|thumb|left|"No purchase necessary unless you wish to enter the contest."]] | |||
[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is a huge Slurm <s>addict</s> fan, and rarely goes more than 12 minutes without one according to [[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]. | [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is a huge Slurm <s>addict</s> fan, and rarely goes more than 12 minutes without one according to [[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]. | ||
===Slogans=== | ===Slogans=== | ||
*Drink Slurm! | *Drink Slurm! | ||
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==Creation== | ==Creation== | ||
The soda is actully created by the [[Slurm Queen]] a giant slurm worm who produses the slurm by disgustingly pooping it out of it's butt. | The soda is actully created by the [[Slurm Queen]] a giant slurm worm who produses the slurm by disgustingly pooping it out of it's butt. | ||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Slurm Worms]] | |||
* [[Glurmo]] | |||
* [[Slurms MacKenzie]] | |||
Revision as of 15:57, 9 December 2006
Product Type: Drink
Planet of Origin: Wormulon
Created by: Slurm Queen
Description
Slurm, the number-one soft drink of the future, is refreshingly addictive. It is produced in a factory on the planet Wormulon by a race known only as the Slurm Worms. Their corporate mascot is Slurms MacKenzie, "The Original Party Worm."
Fry is a huge Slurm addict fan, and rarely goes more than 12 minutes without one according to Fry and the Slurm Factory.
Slogans
- Drink Slurm!
- Slurm: It's Highly Addictive!
Creation
The soda is actully created by the Slurm Queen a giant slurm worm who produses the slurm by disgustingly pooping it out of it's butt.