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| ==Description== | | ==Description== |
| '''Robot Hell''' is presided over by the [[Robot Devil]]. Sinners of the [[Religion#Robotology|Church of Robotology]] suffer for all of eternity here, unless they are granted leave by the [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] in which a sinner may be freed if the Devil is beaten in a fiddle contest. | | '''Robot Hell''' is presided over by the [[Robot Devil]]. Sinners of the [[Religion#Robotology|Church of Robotology]] suffer for all of eternity here, unless they are granted leave by the [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] in which a sinner may be freed if the Devil is beaten in a fiddle contest. |
| ==The Robot hell Song==
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| '''Robot Devil'''<br> Cigars are evil you won't miss them you'll find ways to simulate that smell<br> What a sorry fella rapped up in smoke like a pandella,<br> here on Level One of Robot Hell!<br>
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| {{Clear}}
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| '''Robot Devil'''<br>
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| Gamblings wrong and so is cheating so is forging foney I.O.U's<br>
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| Lets let lady luck decide what type of tortures justify<br>
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| I'm pit boss here on Level Two!<br>
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| Ooh deep fried robot!
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| {{Clear}}
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| '''Bender'''<br>
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| Just tell me why!<br>
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| '''Robot Devil'''<br>
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| Just read this 55 page warrant.<br>
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| '''Bender'''<br>
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| There must be [[robot]]s worse than I<br>
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| '''Robot Devil'''<br>
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| We checked around, there really aren't.<br>
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| '''Bender'''<br>
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| Then please let me explain my crimes were mearly boyish pranks<br>
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| '''Robot Devil'''<br>
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| You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!<br>
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| '''Bender'''<br>
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| Oh don't blame me blame my up-bringing.<br>
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| '''Robot Devil'''<br>
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| Please stop sinning while I'm singing.
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| {{Clear}}
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| '''Robot Devil'''<br>
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| Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive.<br>
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| '''Beastie Boys'''<br>
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| Hey Bender, gonna make some noise<br> with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys<br>
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| Thats what ya, what ya, what ya get on Level Five!<br>
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| {{Clear}}
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| '''Fry'''<br>
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| I don't feel well.<br>
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| '''Leela'''<br>
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| Its up to us to rescue him.<br>
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| '''Fry'''<br>
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| Maybe he likes it here in Hell. <br>
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| '''Leela'''<br>
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| Its us who tempted him to sin.<br>
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| '''Fry'''<br>
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| Maybe he's back at the hotel.<br>
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| '''Leela'''<br>
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| Come on Fry now don't be scared<br>
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| I'm sure at least one of us will be spared<br>
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| So just sit back and enjoy the ride.<br>
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| '''Fry'''<br>
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| My ass has blisters from the slide!
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| {{Clear}}
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| '''Robot Devil'''<br>
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| Fencing Diamonds, Fixing cockfights<br>
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| Publishing indescent magazines<br>
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| You'll pay for every crime<br>
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| Knee deep in electric slime<br>
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| You'll suffer till the end of time
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| Enduring tortures most of which rhyme<br>
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| Trapped forever here in Robot Hell
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| ==Additional Info== | | ==Additional Info== |
