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Youthasizing is the process of reducing someone's biological age, through spa treatment including botulism injections, massage, and immersion in a searing-hot tar pit containing time-altering chronotons.

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    Hermes: We've decided to do the merciful thing and have you youthasized.
    Farnsworth: Dear God, no!
    Amy: Oh, relax, Professor. "Youthasizing" is a trendy, new spa treatment. It's this season's shark-cartilage enema.

    Heather: Since this is such a serious case of old, we'll have to try our strongest treatment: a soothing full-body bath in searing-hot tar. [She indicates the pits.] Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.
    Farnsworth: You sound just like my tennis instructor. [He climbs into the tar.]
    Heather: The tar blisters the age right out of the body in what top scientists suspect is a miracle.