User:Fan Futurama

Fan Futurama
"Proposition Infinity": Master P.I.
Species	Robot Human
First appearance	Tomorrow
Voiced by	Bender

Need extra cash? Melt down your old, unwanted humans. We pay top dollar! (But only if you're from Neptune.) Send the bodies to WWW.FANFUTURAMA.MOM.

Who the hell is this guy?

This guy is (apparently) a blogger. He doesn't make sense. He doesn't accept the latest Portuguese Orthographic Accord. He doesn't refer to himself in the third person. He doesn't loves commas, nor suspension points... He doesn't lie. (This statement is untrue.) Besides these, he doesn't not do anything else.

Does he like butter?

Yes, quite. He also enjoys those bloody English breakfasts. (English breakfasts that serve Fry's blood on pancakes, that is.) Also...

• Favourite Futurama Character: The Professor
• Favourite Futurama Episode: A Clone of My Own
• Favourite Futurama Film: Bender's Game
• Favourite The Infosphere User: You

Why couldn't I read that website?

• Because... you don't speak Portuguese, dingus. The universe knows all.
• Well... and maybe because of my annoying writing too. That was probably it, yeah. I really do suck.
• Oh! Also... Infospherians don't like blogs.

Additional Info

Trivia

• He likes you.
• He just kissed you.
• He's now married to you.
• He didn't write this.
• He's not gay.

Quotes

The Professor: Good news, everyone!

Fry: What smells like blue?
Fan Futurama: Huh? You mean you don't know?
Fry: Nope.
Fan Futurama: Well, Deep Blue, for one, smells like blue. But there are others. Duh!
<poem>Bender: I'M... SO... GREAT!!!

Appearances

• Today
• Tomorrow
• Toyota