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:''['''Scene:''' Exterior shot of Planet Express]
 
:''[The Hypnotoad is shown on screen.]''
<poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]:''' ''[voice over]'' At the count of three, you will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama had never been cancelled by idiots, then brought back by bigger idiots. 1... 2... ''[snaps fingers]''.</poem>
:''['''Scene:''' Exterior shot of Planet Express]''
:''['''Scene:''' Interior shot of Professor Farnsworth's laboratory.  The Professor looks as if he's working on some sort of experiment. He catches a fly with some tweezers and drops it in a test tube to burn it. Fry comes in with his hair looking like an afro just like in "Hell is Other Robots".]
:''['''Scene:''' Interior shot of Professor Farnsworth's laboratory.  The Professor looks as if he's working on some sort of experiment. He catches a fly with some tweezers and drops it in a test tube to burn it. Fry comes in with his hair looking like an afro just like in "Hell is Other Robots".]
<poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.
<poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.

Revision as of 19:01, 25 June 2010

Transcript for
Rebirth
Transcribed byFuturama_Freak1 and Jasonbres


[The Hypnotoad is shown on screen.]

Bender: [voice over] At the count of three, you will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama had never been cancelled by idiots, then brought back by bigger idiots. 1... 2... [snaps fingers].

[Scene: Exterior shot of Planet Express]
[Scene: Interior shot of Professor Farnsworth's laboratory. The Professor looks as if he's working on some sort of experiment. He catches a fly with some tweezers and drops it in a test tube to burn it. Fry comes in with his hair looking like an afro just like in "Hell is Other Robots".]

Fry: Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.

Farnsworth: OK.

Fry: That's all. [slicks his hair back to normal]
 [pause] Oh, also; I'm covered with severe burns.

Farnsworth: So!? What of it?

Fry: Well, why is– those things?

[Farnsworth gasps.]

Farnsworth: You mean you don't remember?

Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.

[Farnsworth sighs.]

Farnsworth: Well, I suppose it's for the best, considering the unbearable horrors you've endured. Lets never speak of it again.
 [time lapse] It all began a few days ago. We were interstellar fugitives on the run from the law.

[Flashback: On the Nimbus.]

Zapp: Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel.

[Cut to Planet Express ship. Laser shots. The crew shouts and screams. Zapp begins yodelling. Kif sighs in the same manner as Zapp.]

Farnsworth: [voice over; flashback] And so, as you and Leela kissed goodbye in a tender display of toungesmanship, we plunged into a massive wormhole. Never to be seen again.

[The ship flies through the wormhole, arriving near Earth.]

Bender: Yeah, we're back.

[The crew cheers.]

Hermes: Sweet coincidence of Port-au-Prince, we're back at Earth!

Farnsworth: Of course, that was the Panama Wormhole, Earth's central channel for shipping!

[Zoidberg laughs.]

Zoidberg: How humorous.

Farnsworth: Yes! It's sort of a Comedy Central channel, and we're on it now!

Amy: I get it!