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=Religions=
==Religions==
==Religion of Mutants==
===Religion of Mutants===
==first amalgam==
Over Christmas (suggesting they mutated before the second coming of Jesus) and Easter the [[Sewer Mutants]] gather in church to worship an unexploded nuclear bomb.
==Robotology==
 
==Church of Trek==
===First Amalgamated Church===
==Religious sect from Godfellas==
Created from the mergeing of most 20th Century religions. Led by [[#Father Changstein el Gamahl|Father Changstein el Gamahl]]
=Religious Figures=
 
==Santa==
===Robotology===
link main article
Led by [[#Preacherbot|Preacherbot]], Robotology has many customs. Sinners will be collected by the [[#Robot Devil|Robot Devil]] to spend eternity in [[Robot Hell]], in New Jersey.
==Devil==
 
link main article
===Church of Trek===
==Preacherbot==
A religion based on ''Stark Trek''
==Zombie Jesus==
 
==satellite from godfellas==
===The Monks of Shubah===
==Kwanza-Bot==
Believe that God exists somewhere in the depths of space. Built a powerful radiotelescope in the Himalayas to try and find him. Fry managed to reach [[#the remains of a computerised space probe that collided with God|a being similar to this]], who then sent Bender back to Earth. The Monks have been searching for 700 years. Strictly non-violent.
==Chanuka Zombie==
 
==Father Changstein el Gamahl==
===Vodou/Voodoo===
=Events and Notes=
Vodou has become a mainstream religion by the 31st century. This may have something to do with the increased number of zombies and may have been brought on by the birth of Zombie Jesus.
"Every religion is wrong" - Leela
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodou learn more on Wikipedia]
==Xmas==
 
===Oprahism===
A mainstream religion, probably started by, or for, Oprah Winfrey.
 
===Space Catholicism===
Led by the [[#Space Pope|Space Pope]]. Nothing else known.
 
===Robot Judaism===
Believe that Robot Jesus was a well built robot, but not their Messiah.
 
===Salvation Army===
As a part of the armed forces, they collect weapons to give to the defenseless so they can be safe on Xmas Eve.
 
==Religious Figures==
===Robot Santa===
Main article: [[Santa Claus]]
 
===Robot Devil===
Main article: [[Robot Devil]]
 
===Preacherbot===
[[#Robotology|Robotology]]'s leader. He also makes himself available for weddings of other religions and life forms.
 
===Father Changstein el Gamahl===
Leader of the [[#First Amalgamated Church|First Amalgamated Church]], or it's New New York branch.
 
===Kwanzaa-Bot===
Every Xmas Eve, hands out the traditional Kwanzaa gift, a book called ''What the hell is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwanzaa Kwanzaa]''.
 
===the remains of a computerised space probe that collided with God===
He is user-friendly and thinks in binary. Mostly tunes out the praying. Is not all knowing, but is quite powerful.
 
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
===Zombie Jesus===
 
===Chanuka Zombie===
Held a luau at the B'nai B'rith one Xmas Eve, inviting the likes of Kwanzaa-Bot and Santa (who at the time was actually Bender). Nothing else known.
 
===Space Pope===
Reptillian leader of [[#Space Catholicism|Space Catholicism]].
 
===Metal Lord===
Bender breifly served as God to the Shrimpkins, it ended badly.
 
==Events==
===Origin of the Universe===
The origin of the universe is a big part of most religions. It seems that Nibblonians had already existed for 17 years before the universe was created. Nibbler explained the creation of the universe to Leela (it was not revealed to viewers) and she responded with "Then the meaning of existence-- [Nibbler acknowledges.] So every religion is wrong!"
 
===Xmas===
Xmas has moved away from it origins in religion (The second coming of [[#Zombie Jesus|Jesus]] in 2443), largely due to [[#Robot Santa|Robot Santa]]'s construction in 2801. These days, the people of Earth huddle together in fear and do their best to avoid being attacked. While both Xmas episodes have focused on Santa, the [[Xmas Time Is Fear|Xmas comic]] featured a sub-plot with the [[Planet Express]] staff performing a play about ''The Story of Xmas''. While the actual content of the story was unclear, it seemed to be a blending of the birth of Jesus from Christianity and ''A Christmas Carol''.

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Religions

Religion of Mutants

Over Christmas (suggesting they mutated before the second coming of Jesus) and Easter the Sewer Mutants gather in church to worship an unexploded nuclear bomb.

First Amalgamated Church

Created from the mergeing of most 20th Century religions. Led by Father Changstein el Gamahl

Robotology

Led by Preacherbot, Robotology has many customs. Sinners will be collected by the Robot Devil to spend eternity in Robot Hell, in New Jersey.

Church of Trek

A religion based on Stark Trek

The Monks of Shubah

Believe that God exists somewhere in the depths of space. Built a powerful radiotelescope in the Himalayas to try and find him. Fry managed to reach a being similar to this, who then sent Bender back to Earth. The Monks have been searching for 700 years. Strictly non-violent.

Vodou/Voodoo

Vodou has become a mainstream religion by the 31st century. This may have something to do with the increased number of zombies and may have been brought on by the birth of Zombie Jesus.

Oprahism

A mainstream religion, probably started by, or for, Oprah Winfrey.

Space Catholicism

Led by the Space Pope. Nothing else known.

Robot Judaism

Believe that Robot Jesus was a well built robot, but not their Messiah.

Salvation Army

As a part of the armed forces, they collect weapons to give to the defenseless so they can be safe on Xmas Eve.

Religious Figures

Robot Santa

Main article: Santa Claus

Robot Devil

Main article: Robot Devil

Preacherbot

Robotology's leader. He also makes himself available for weddings of other religions and life forms.

Father Changstein el Gamahl

Leader of the First Amalgamated Church, or it's New New York branch.

Kwanzaa-Bot

Every Xmas Eve, hands out the traditional Kwanzaa gift, a book called What the hell is Kwanzaa.

the remains of a computerised space probe that collided with God

He is user-friendly and thinks in binary. Mostly tunes out the praying. Is not all knowing, but is quite powerful.

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

Zombie Jesus

Chanuka Zombie

Held a luau at the B'nai B'rith one Xmas Eve, inviting the likes of Kwanzaa-Bot and Santa (who at the time was actually Bender). Nothing else known.

Space Pope

Reptillian leader of Space Catholicism.

Metal Lord

Bender breifly served as God to the Shrimpkins, it ended badly.

Events

Origin of the Universe

The origin of the universe is a big part of most religions. It seems that Nibblonians had already existed for 17 years before the universe was created. Nibbler explained the creation of the universe to Leela (it was not revealed to viewers) and she responded with "Then the meaning of existence-- [Nibbler acknowledges.] So every religion is wrong!"

Xmas

Xmas has moved away from it origins in religion (The second coming of Jesus in 2443), largely due to Robot Santa's construction in 2801. These days, the people of Earth huddle together in fear and do their best to avoid being attacked. While both Xmas episodes have focused on Santa, the Xmas comic featured a sub-plot with the Planet Express staff performing a play about The Story of Xmas. While the actual content of the story was unclear, it seemed to be a blending of the birth of Jesus from Christianity and A Christmas Carol.