Infosphere:Spotlight article for week 48

Hattie McDoogal is an elderly woman with a lazy eye. Her memory is fairly poor. She tends to replace words that she doesn't remember with such nonsense words as "whatchacallit" and "kajigger", is the landlady of the building of Dr. Mbutu's apartment (1ACV03), owns one share of Planet Express (3ACV21) and loves her pet cats, one of which she keeps in her purse (3ACV21).