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; <span id="dont_worry"></span>"Don't Worry, Bee Happy" - Original Performance (to the tune of ''Don't Worry, Be Happy'') | ; <span id="dont_worry"></span>"Don't Worry, Bee Happy" - Original Performance (to the tune of ''Don't Worry, Be Happy'') | ||
: Performed by [[Amy Wong|Amy]], [[Bender]], [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| | : Performed by [[Amy Wong|Amy]], [[Bender]], [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]], [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]], [[Dr. Zoidberg]] and Bee in ''[[The Sting]]''. | ||
: '''Lyrics:''' | |||
: '''Amy''': In every life, we have some trouble. | : '''Amy''': In every life, we have some trouble. | ||
: '''Bender''': But when you worry you make it double. | : '''Bender''': But when you worry you make it double. | ||
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: '''Bender''': Happy! ''[Bender explodes into a firework display. When the smoke clears, everyone is sitting around as if nothing had happened]'' | : '''Bender''': Happy! ''[Bender explodes into a firework display. When the smoke clears, everyone is sitting around as if nothing had happened]'' | ||
: '''Leela''': ''[short pause]'' Uh, were you just singing? | : '''Leela''': ''[short pause]'' Uh, were you just singing? | ||
: '''Bender''': No, I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing. Court order. | : '''Bender''': No, I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing. Court order. | ||
; <span id="bureaucrat"></span>"Bureaucrat Song" - Original Performance | |||
: Performed by [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]], [[Dr. Zoidberg]], [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Morgan Proctor]] in ''[[How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back]]''. | |||
: '''Lyrics:''' | |||
: '''Hermes''': When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town | |||
: with a foot and a half of water | |||
: Everyone was alright, but I cried all night | |||
: It blew my alphabet blocks out of order | |||
: And they say this boy’s born to be a bureaucrat | |||
: Born to be all obsessive and snotty | |||
: I made my friends and relations file long applications | |||
: To get into my tenth birthday party. | |||
: '''LaBarbara''': But something changed when my man turned pro. | |||
: '''Hermes''': I was sorting but I wasn't smiling | |||
: '''LaBarbara''': He forgot that it's not about badges and ranks | |||
: '''Hermes''': It's supposed to be about the filing! | |||
: People, | |||
: We didn't choose to be bureaucrats | |||
: No that's what our mighty Ja made us | |||
: We treat people like swine and make them stand in line | |||
: Even if nobody paid us | |||
: They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats | |||
: They say we're anal, compulsive and weird | |||
: But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love | |||
: Even if it's not a good idea | |||
: Zoidberg! | |||
: '''Zoidberg''': They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon | |||
: '''Farnsworth''': They poopooed my electric frankfurter | |||
: '''Leela''': They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye | |||
: '''Bender''': I am Bender please insert girder | |||
: '''Hermes''': Everybody sing Jamaica! | |||
: '''All''': Jamaica! | |||
: '''Hermes''': Just the bureaucrats - Jamaica! | |||
: '''Bureaucrats''': Jamaica! | |||
: '''Hermes''': Just the grade nineteens! | |||
: '''Morgan Proctor''': ...Jamaica. | |||
: '''Hermes''': Sing me home, | |||
: When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love | |||
: Even if it's not a good idea! | |||
; "Funky Town" - Lipps Inc. | ; "Funky Town" - Lipps Inc. | ||
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: Performed by [[Zapp Brannigan]] in ''[[Amazon Women in the Mood]]''. | : Performed by [[Zapp Brannigan]] in ''[[Amazon Women in the Mood]]''. | ||
: In Zapp's performance, the character of the original song (''Lola'') is exchanged with ''Leela''. | : In Zapp's performance, the character of the original song (''Lola'') is exchanged with ''Leela''. | ||
; <span id="broken_friend"></span>"My Broken Friend" - Original Performance | |||
: Performed by [[Bender]], Beck in ''[[Bendin' in the Wind]]''. | |||
: '''Lyrics:''' | |||
: '''Bender''': People say my broken friend is useless. | |||
: But I say his mind is free. | |||
: There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could be. | |||
: '''Beck''': Kick it! | |||
: '''Bender''': Well he could make a good hat rack, | |||
: '''Beck''': He only has to stand there. | |||
: '''Bender''': Or a cheap doorstop, | |||
: '''Beck''': He doesn't need to move. | |||
: '''Bender''': Or a great big giant thermos with a twist off top, | |||
: '''Beck''': That would be good for soup. | |||
: '''Bender''': He could be a storage closet for outdated pants. | |||
: '''Beck''': I like 'em tight. | |||
: '''Bender''': My broken friend could do it all, | |||
: '''Beck & Bender''': Just give him a chance! | |||
: '''Bender''': That robot has a tragic secret | |||
: That I'd like to share. | |||
: '''Beck''': For real? | |||
: '''Bender''': My broken friend is closer to me than an ass to a chair. | |||
: '''Beck''': Mmmm. | |||
: '''Bender''': That robot's name I never told you... | |||
: '''Beck''': What's that? | |||
: '''Bender''': ... you could not foresee. | |||
: '''Beck''': C'mon, give it up. | |||
: '''Bender''': I say it loud and sing it proud, | |||
: '''Beck & Bender''': His name is you and me! | |||
: '''Bender''': Don't melt me down into a crowbar, | |||
: '''Beck''': It suffers alone, | |||
: '''Bender''': Just 'cause I can't move my arms and legs. ''[He starts moving his arms and legs]'' | |||
: '''Beck''': Hey! | |||
: '''Bender''': Or toss me into a trash can, | |||
: '''Beck''': Bender, what are you doin'? | |||
: '''Bender''': Just 'cause I can't cook you ham and eggs. | |||
: '''Beck''': What are you doin'? | |||
: '''Bender''': Don't crush me into an anchor, | |||
: '''Beck''': Yo, what's the dilly-o? | |||
: '''Bender''': Just 'cause I can't jump and dance and sing | |||
: I'm telling you, my broken friend... | |||
: Put your hands in the air like you just don't care! | |||
: I'm telling you my broken friend | |||
: Can do most anything! | |||
: Yeah! | |||
; <span id="popplers"></span>"Popplers Song" - Original Performance (to the tune of ''Sailor's Hornpipe'') | |||
: Performed by ? in ''[[The Problem with Popplers]]'' | |||
: '''Lyrics:''' | |||
: Pop a Poppler in your mouth, | |||
: When you come to Fishy Joe's, | |||
: What they're made of is a mystery, | |||
: Where they come from, no one knows. | |||
: You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, | |||
: You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, | |||
: And if you promise not to sue us, | |||
: You can shove one up your nose. | |||
; "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler | ; "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler |
Revision as of 16:46, 7 July 2007
This article is about the musical appearance on Futurama. It is split up in two sections; Performed Songs and Playback.
Performed Songs
Performed Songs are songs performed by the characters on the show, both original and non-original songs. Listed by song title.
- "Don't Worry, Bee Happy" - Original Performance (to the tune of Don't Worry, Be Happy)
- Performed by Amy, Bender, Farnsworth, Hermes, Dr. Zoidberg and Bee in The Sting.
- Lyrics:
- Amy: In every life, we have some trouble.
- Bender: But when you worry you make it double.
- Bender/Amy: [singing] Don't worry! Bee happy! [Bender imitating bongoes]
- Professor: The landlords say your rent is late.
- Hermes: You may have to litigate.
- Professor/Hermes/Bender: Don't worry! [Bender opens his chest and releases a bee, which stings the Professor in the head]
- Bee: Bee...
- Professor: Happy! [The Professor swells up and explodes. Zoidberg appears on a stage, his name displayed behind him in neon lights]
- Zoidberg: Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style, ladies vomit when I smile. But does Zoidberg worry? Feh, you wish! [The bee stings him]
- Bee: Bee...
- Zoidberg: Happy! [He explodes. Hermes skates into view, carrying Amy]
- Hermes: Don't worry now, Amy! [The bee stings Hermes, who explodes. Amy skates up to the camera]
- Amy: Okay, I'm happy! [She is stung and explodes, revealing Bender standing on the table]
- Bender: Take us home, Bender! Don't worry! [The bee stings him]
- Bee: Bee...
- Bender: Happy! [Bender explodes into a firework display. When the smoke clears, everyone is sitting around as if nothing had happened]
- Leela: [short pause] Uh, were you just singing?
- Bender: No, I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing. Court order.
- "Bureaucrat Song" - Original Performance
- Performed by Hermes, LaBarbara, Dr. Zoidberg, Farnsworth, Leela, Bender, Morgan Proctor in How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back.
- Lyrics:
- Hermes: When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town
- with a foot and a half of water
- Everyone was alright, but I cried all night
- It blew my alphabet blocks out of order
- And they say this boy’s born to be a bureaucrat
- Born to be all obsessive and snotty
- I made my friends and relations file long applications
- To get into my tenth birthday party.
- LaBarbara: But something changed when my man turned pro.
- Hermes: I was sorting but I wasn't smiling
- LaBarbara: He forgot that it's not about badges and ranks
- Hermes: It's supposed to be about the filing!
- People,
- We didn't choose to be bureaucrats
- No that's what our mighty Ja made us
- We treat people like swine and make them stand in line
- Even if nobody paid us
- They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats
- They say we're anal, compulsive and weird
- But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love
- Even if it's not a good idea
- Zoidberg!
- Zoidberg: They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon
- Farnsworth: They poopooed my electric frankfurter
- Leela: They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye
- Bender: I am Bender please insert girder
- Hermes: Everybody sing Jamaica!
- All: Jamaica!
- Hermes: Just the bureaucrats - Jamaica!
- Bureaucrats: Jamaica!
- Hermes: Just the grade nineteens!
- Morgan Proctor: ...Jamaica.
- Hermes: Sing me home,
- When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love
- Even if it's not a good idea!
- "Funky Town" - Lipps Inc.
- Performed by Morbo in Amazon Women in the Mood.
- "Lola" - The Kinks
- Performed by Zapp Brannigan in Amazon Women in the Mood.
- In Zapp's performance, the character of the original song (Lola) is exchanged with Leela.
- "My Broken Friend" - Original Performance
- Performed by Bender, Beck in Bendin' in the Wind.
- Lyrics:
- Bender: People say my broken friend is useless.
- But I say his mind is free.
- There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could be.
- Beck: Kick it!
- Bender: Well he could make a good hat rack,
- Beck: He only has to stand there.
- Bender: Or a cheap doorstop,
- Beck: He doesn't need to move.
- Bender: Or a great big giant thermos with a twist off top,
- Beck: That would be good for soup.
- Bender: He could be a storage closet for outdated pants.
- Beck: I like 'em tight.
- Bender: My broken friend could do it all,
- Beck & Bender: Just give him a chance!
- Bender: That robot has a tragic secret
- That I'd like to share.
- Beck: For real?
- Bender: My broken friend is closer to me than an ass to a chair.
- Beck: Mmmm.
- Bender: That robot's name I never told you...
- Beck: What's that?
- Bender: ... you could not foresee.
- Beck: C'mon, give it up.
- Bender: I say it loud and sing it proud,
- Beck & Bender: His name is you and me!
- Bender: Don't melt me down into a crowbar,
- Beck: It suffers alone,
- Bender: Just 'cause I can't move my arms and legs. [He starts moving his arms and legs]
- Beck: Hey!
- Bender: Or toss me into a trash can,
- Beck: Bender, what are you doin'?
- Bender: Just 'cause I can't cook you ham and eggs.
- Beck: What are you doin'?
- Bender: Don't crush me into an anchor,
- Beck: Yo, what's the dilly-o?
- Bender: Just 'cause I can't jump and dance and sing
- I'm telling you, my broken friend...
- Put your hands in the air like you just don't care!
- I'm telling you my broken friend
- Can do most anything!
- Yeah!
- "Popplers Song" - Original Performance (to the tune of Sailor's Hornpipe)
- Performed by ? in The Problem with Popplers
- Lyrics:
- Pop a Poppler in your mouth,
- When you come to Fishy Joe's,
- What they're made of is a mystery,
- Where they come from, no one knows.
- You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em,
- You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em,
- And if you promise not to sue us,
- You can shove one up your nose.
- "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
- Performed by Kif Kroker in Amazon Women in the Mood.
Playback
Playback is songs/musical tunes not performed by the characters on the show. This also includes classical and instrumental parts. But to limit on background music, only where it has a reference and/or an importance. Listed by title.
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