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'''Announcer:''': You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of | '''Announcer:''': You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of wierd mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.<br> | ||
[Scene: In a desolated world, a man with glasses walks through a library that was somehow spared from destruction.]<br> | [Scene: In a desolated world, a man with glasses walks through a library that was somehow spared from destruction.]<br> | ||
'''Announcer''':As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.<br> | '''Announcer''':As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.<br> | ||
'''Man''': Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity!<br> | '''Man''': Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity!<br> | ||
[He drops his glasses]<br> | [He drops his glasses]<br> | ||
'''Man''': It's not fair... (panicked) it's not fair! (calmer) Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books.<br> | '''Man''': It's not fair... (panicked) it's not fair! (calmer)Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books.<br> | ||
[As he reaches for a book, his eyes fall out]<br> | [As he reaches for a book, his eyes fall out]<br> | ||
'''Man''': (hysterical)It's not f-... (calmer) Well, | '''Man''': (hysterical)It's not f-... (calmer)Well, lucky I know how to read brail.<br> | ||
[His hands fall off. He screams, and then his tongue falls out. Then his head falls off.]<br> | [His hands fall off. He screams, and then his tongue falls out. Then his head falls off.]<br> | ||
'''Man''': Hey, look at that | '''Man''': Hey, look at that wierd mirror...<br> | ||
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===Episode 2=== | ===Episode 2=== | ||
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'''Appearance''': [[ | '''Appearance''': [[Unknown Episode|"Unknown episode" (0ACV00)]] | ||
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====Credits==== | ====Credits==== | ||
*'''Announcer''': [[Maurice LaMarche]] | *'''Announcer''': [[Maurice LaMarche]] | ||
[[Image:AwaitingScreenie.jpg|right|thumb|Episode 3]] | [[Image:AwaitingScreenie.jpg|right|thumb|Episode 3]] | ||
===Episode 3=== | ===Episode 3=== | ||
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Revision as of 02:53, 27 February 2006
Description
The Scary Door is a program sometimes viewed by the characters on Futurama. It is a spoof of the classic science fiction TV series "The Twilight Zone."
Episodes
The Last Man On Earth
Appearance: "A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Transcript
[opening credits]
Announcer:: You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of wierd mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.
[Scene: In a desolated world, a man with glasses walks through a library that was somehow spared from destruction.]
Announcer:As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.
Man: Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity!
[He drops his glasses]
Man: It's not fair... (panicked) it's not fair! (calmer)Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books.
[As he reaches for a book, his eyes fall out]
Man: (hysterical)It's not f-... (calmer)Well, lucky I know how to read brail.
[His hands fall off. He screams, and then his tongue falls out. Then his head falls off.]
Man: Hey, look at that wierd mirror...
Credits
- Announcer: Maurice LaMarche
- Man: Maurice LaMarche
Episode 2
Appearance: "Unknown episode" (0ACV00)
Transcript
Credits
- Announcer: Maurice LaMarche
Episode 3
Appearance: "Unknown episode" (0ACV00)
Transcript
Credits
- Announcer: Maurice LaMarche