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Bert Kreuter
Age17
SpeciesHuman
Planet of originEarth, United States, New New York
ProfessionStudent
First appearance1994

Quotes

  • Nick Naylor: Michael Jordan plays ball. Charlie Manson kills people. I talk. We're all good at something.
  • Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
  • Dale Gribble: Guns don't kill people. The Government does... If a man breaks into your house, and you have no gun, how are you going to shoot him?
  • Morbo: Windmills do not work that way!

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