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• Transcript:The Cryonic Woman
  ...tache ... ''[He holds it up in a bag.]'' ... and this picture of me and my old girlfriend, Michelle, and that ski instructor she was just friends with.</p ...ving. Bender unscrews his head and holds it out like a bucket to a passing man.]''
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• Transcript:A Fishful of Dollars
  :''['''Fade to''': Fry's Dream. He is in a packed lecture hall. An old teacher stands at the front of the room. She wears frosted half-moon glasse ...fs. He stands up and the whole class laughs and points. He gasps.]'' Young man, I think it's time you learned a lesson about Lightspeed brand briefs.</poe
  33 KB (5,517 words) - 00:22, 14 June 2013
• Transcript:Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?
  ...Amy walks out of the steam room with a towel wrapped around her and sees a man in a steam machine.]'' :''[The man snorts.]''
  33 KB (5,706 words) - 21:08, 10 August 2014
• Transcript:The Problem with Popplers
  <poem>'''Hermes''': Oh, man, I'm inhaling these things! You guys scored some primo stuff here.</poem> :''[Bender grumbles and crosses the road. The vendor hands a man a hot dog.]''
  35 KB (6,020 words) - 23:51, 9 April 2008
• Transcript:A Head in the Polls
  ...past smoking rubble.]'' As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on earth.</poem> ...climbs some stairs into a public library. The scene moves inside where the man walks between the bookshelves.]''
  31 KB (5,318 words) - 20:55, 30 March 2012
• Raging Bender
  **''When a Man loves a Smizmar'' **''When a Man Loves a Smizmar'', a reference to When a Man Loves a Woman. Also, a Smizmar is a term used in Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notc
  15 KB (2,417 words) - 05:50, 14 April 2017
• Transcript:The Cyber House Rules
  <poem>'''Bender''': A reunion at your old orphanarium, eh? You gonna go?</poem> ...Gosh! The bars on the windows seemed so much thicker back then. ''[An old man approaches her from behind. He is dressed in a grey suit and is wearing a g
  31 KB (5,411 words) - 06:58, 6 November 2008
• Transcript:Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 2
  <poem>'''Bender (On cell phone)''': Fry, old friend, before I die, I just wanted to say... ''[Beep.]'' Hang on, I'm gett ...uto's moon, Hydra. It's a six-billion-mile par-two. Tough shot, even for a man. ''[Leela groans. Mr. Wong adjusts the cannon with a dial near the tee. He
  27 KB (4,677 words) - 05:23, 17 February 2014
• Transcript:The Futurama Holiday Spectacular
  <poem>'''Fry''': Can someone please explain how you celebrate this crazy holiday? Preferably in song?</poem> <poem>'''Elf''': [singing] Old Kringle-bot has come to spread some mugs of Xmas fear.</poem>
  31 KB (5,151 words) - 06:09, 13 February 2013
• A Head in the Polls
  ...a reference to the famous {{w|Cheech & Chong}} routine "Dave", in which a man named Dave argues through a door with his stoned friend to let him in, but ...who always wears a yellow ribbon around her neck. In the end, the curious man cuts the ribbon off in her sleep, which results in her head falling off.
  12 KB (1,954 words) - 01:41, 17 April 2017
• Transcript:The Tip of the Zoidberg
  ...ilding, day. A sign on top of the building reads ''MOMCORP - <small><small>OLD FASHIONED</small></small> - <small>JAMS, JELLIES AND MILITARY SYSTEMS</smal ...paceship as a man writes on a piece of paper. Mom walks up to the man. The man turns to Mom and then to the soldiers.]''
  53 KB (9,081 words) - 13:51, 2 May 2015
• Transcript:Roswell that Ends Well
  ...ry]]''': I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky!</poem> <poem>'''Fry''': Hey, which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?</poem>
  30 KB (5,164 words) - 19:59, 30 October 2018
• Transcript:A Clone of My Own
  <poem>'''Man #1''': Surprise!</poem> <poem>'''Man #2''': Happy birthday!</poem>
  32 KB (5,428 words) - 17:46, 31 December 2009
• Worlds of Tomorrow George Takei Weekend
  | Careful, Amy, your father's a powerful man. He could destroy my acting career. Remember Dobbo the Adored? ...es, I want to show some clips of me in my youth. So I'll need to find some old tapes.
  22 KB (3,602 words) - 03:43, 16 October 2017
• Transcript:Insane in the Mainframe
  ...... ''[The oval retreats the right side of the screen and is replaced by a man with enormous teeth.]'' ... Thompson's Teeth: The only teeth strong enough :''[The man eats a spoonful of teeth from a bowl.]''
  33 KB (5,817 words) - 20:17, 27 January 2015
• Transcript:Commentary:Love's Labours Lost in Space
  <poem>'''?''': It does for the 3D artist to make the cheapest old ''Star Trek'' effect in the book.</poem> ...ore they realised that it was Billy's vocal cords acting up a little bit. Crazy whistle through his nose.</poem>
  17 KB (3,137 words) - 04:26, 17 February 2014
• Transcript:That's Lobstertainment!
  ...r round and he promptly crashes it into a lamppost, gets out and hands the man the keys.]'' <poem>'''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': You're a crazy, penniless, lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian.</po
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• Transcript:I, Roommate
  ...verybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk. ''[He points over his shoulder at a man.]'' That's my philosophy. So, where you gonna stay?</poem> ...|08|03}}'''Bender''': I don't know. I've got a lot of great memories in my old place. ''[He presses some buttons in his chest cabinet.]'' And now they're
  31 KB (5,128 words) - 20:07, 15 July 2013
• Transcript:Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 1
  ...lldozer destroys a small area of trees and grass. A tree was missed, so a man sets it on fire with a flame thrower.]'' Future site of Oasis Hotel. ''[H ...leader of the Greenorita Eco-Feminist Collective, and we will not let you man-doze this beautiful gyno-desert.</poem>
  27 KB (4,928 words) - 06:29, 1 January 2010
• Commentary:The Beast with a Billion Backs
  ...s Than Hero commentary) a miniature robot that was so cute he drove Bender crazy, first designed and hard to redesign, was going to explain things to Fry. ...with Dial-A-Joke, one of them being "Bought a great book, ''The History of Crazy Glue''. I can't put it down." That joke is free with this commentary.
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