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The '''Osirian High Priest''' is the most powerful priest on [[Osiris 4]], and resembles the [[Egypt]]ian deity {{w|Thoth}}. He hated [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] because he was too cruel and ordered his fake death {{et|3ACV17}}.
The '''Osirian High Priest''' is the most powerful priest on [[Osiris 4]], and resembles the [[Egypt]]ian deity {{w|Thoth}}. He hated [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] because he was too cruel and ordered his fake death. {{er|3ACV17}}


== Additional Info ==
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<poem>'''Osirian High Priest''': We commend the body of [[Hamenthotep]] to the abode of the damned. The damned good looking! ''[He grins, but no one laughs.]'' Pharaoh commanded me to tell that joke at his funeral.
<poem>'''Osirian High Priest''': We commend the body of [[Hamenthotep]] to the abode of the damned. The damned good looking! ''[He grins, but no one laughs.]'' Pharaoh commanded me to tell that joke at his funeral.
'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': ''[Crying.]'' I'll always remember you, Hamenthotep!
'''Bender''': [crying] I'll always remember you, Hamenthotep!
'''Osirian High Priest''': To equip Pharaoh for his journey, we bury him with his favourite possessions. Such as his heart and liver. ''[The slaves lower some canopic jars into the hole.]'' And the many goods he left in his royal garage. ''[A pickup truck backs up to the hole and tips Hamenthotep's belongings into it.]'' Also, this bag of cats our culture considers holy.</poem>
'''Osirian High Priest''': To equip Pharaoh for his journey, we bury him with his favourite possessions. Such as his heart and liver. ''[The slaves lower some canopic jars into the hole.]'' And the many goods he left in his royal garage. ''[A pickup truck backs up to the hole and tips Hamenthotep's belongings into it.]'' Also, this bag of cats our culture considers holy.</poem>
<poem>'''Osirian High Priest''': Great [[Wall of Prophecy]], reveal to us God's will that we may blindly obey.
<poem>'''Osirian High Priest''': Great [[Wall of Prophecy]], reveal to us God's will that we may blindly obey.
'''Osirian Priests''': ''[Chanting.]'' Free us from thought and responsibility.
'''Osirian Priests''': [chanting] Free us from thought and responsibility.
'''Osirian High Priest''': We shall read things off you.
'''Osirian High Priest''': We shall read things off you.
'''Osirian Priests''': ''[Chanting.]'' Then do them.
'''Osirian Priests''': [chanting] Then do them.
'''Osirian High Priest''': Your words guide us.
'''Osirian High Priest''': Your words guide us.
'''Osirian Priests''': ''[Chanting.]'' We're dumb.
'''Osirian Priests''': [chanting] We're dumb.
'''Osirian High Priest''': ''[The enslaved [[Planet Express crew]] watches from below, talking.]'' The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn, at best. It indicates that, we are ''here'', and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|our next Pharaoh]] is over there, near some... Tents.</poem>
'''Osirian High Priest''': ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Fry]] and [[Leela]], along with the rest of the slaves, watch from below.]'' The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn, at best. It indicates that, we are ''here'', and [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|our next Pharaoh]] is over there, near some... Tents.</poem>
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Tertiary character
Osirian High Priest
Osirians Thothan.jpg
GenderMale
SpeciesOsirian
ProfessionHigh Priest on Osiris 4
First appearance"A Pharaoh to Remember" (3ACV17)
Episode
Voiced byMaurice LaMarche

The Osirian High Priest is the most powerful priest on Osiris 4, and resembles the Egyptian deity Thoth. He hated Bender because he was too cruel and ordered his fake death. [3ACV17]

Additional Info

Quotes

    Osirian High Priest: We commend the body of Hamenthotep to the abode of the damned. The damned good looking! [He grins, but no one laughs.] Pharaoh commanded me to tell that joke at his funeral.
    Bender: [crying] I'll always remember you, Hamenthotep!
    Osirian High Priest: To equip Pharaoh for his journey, we bury him with his favourite possessions. Such as his heart and liver. [The slaves lower some canopic jars into the hole.] And the many goods he left in his royal garage. [A pickup truck backs up to the hole and tips Hamenthotep's belongings into it.] Also, this bag of cats our culture considers holy.

    Osirian High Priest: Great Wall of Prophecy, reveal to us God's will that we may blindly obey.
    Osirian Priests: [chanting] Free us from thought and responsibility.
    Osirian High Priest: We shall read things off you.
    Osirian Priests: [chanting] Then do them.
    Osirian High Priest: Your words guide us.
    Osirian Priests: [chanting] We're dumb.
    Osirian High Priest: [Fry and Leela, along with the rest of the slaves, watch from below.] The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn, at best. It indicates that, we are here, and our next Pharaoh is over there, near some... Tents.

Appearances