|"Fun on a Bun" (7ACV08)
Grundy is a pig that, in 3012, Bender planned on using in a sausage contest at the German fair of Oktoberfest. [7ACV08] Elzar told Bender that it would not win the contest, due to it not being innovative like hummingbird, angel wings, or millennia-old pork, so Bender ended up using mammoth, for which he won third place. He later usurped the sashes of the second- and first-place recipients and declared himself the sausage champion.
- According to Martha Stewart's head, the secret to ending a thousand-year galactic war with apple dandies is fresh pork. [3ACV22]
Elzar: Pork that's been aged for three thousand years!
[He puts on the table a death mask resembling that of Pharaoh Tutankhamun  that has the face of a pig and opens it. It contains a ham and spider webs.] Bam!
Bender: Aw, man! I can't beat that with a Craigslist pig!
Sorry, Grundy. [He puts Grundy inside his chest cabinet.] I'll have to kill you later, for some other reason.