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Secondary character
The Grand Midwife
Grandmidwife.jpg
GenderFemale
SpeciesAmphibiosan
Planet of originAmphibios 9
ProfessionSee Jobs section
First appearance"Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" (4ACV01)
Episode
Voiced byTress MacNeille

The Grand Midwife (also known as the Grand Priestess, the Grand Lunch Lady, the Grand Funeral Director, and the Grand Parking Validator) is an Amphibiosan who explains the ceremony of delivering babies at the Amphibiosan Sacred Birthing Grounds, namely the Clan Kroker's Sacred Birthing Grounds. She then helps the pregnant person give birth. She has learnt the ceremony off by heart and refuses to change it. The Grand Midwife presided at Kif's Fon-Fon-Rubok ceremony and his funeral.

Additional Info

Jobs

She claims to have five grand jobs, the first from the original run (4ACV01) as the Grand Midwife. Later, she is visited again, where she acts as the Grand Priestess and the Grand Funeral Director. She also claims to be the Grand Lunch Lady, and a fifth unnamed job, also grand. In the storyboard animatic, she claims to be the Grand Chairwoman of the planet's Federal Reserves.

Quotes

    Grand Midwife: Where is your Smizmar?
    Kif: She's not with me.
    Grand Midwife: Oh the sorrow, oh the shame! I'm sorry I'm probably making you feel worse.

    Grand Midwife: I am the Grand Priestess!
    Fry: Aren't also the Grand Midwife?
    Grand Midwife: And the Grand Lunch Lady. I work five jobs; all grand.

    Grand Midwife: I am the Grand Funeral Director!
    Dr. Zoidberg: Do you validate parking?

    Grand Priestess: As it was, so now it is. You may now eat the snake.
    [The Grand Priestess hands Kif and Amy a two headed snake. They both bite off a head and start chewing.]
    Grand Priestess: If you so choose.
    [Kif and Amy spit out the snake in disgust.]
    Grand Priestess: It's not part of the ceremony. I just had an extra snake. Rubok is complete. Throw the bouquet.

Appearances