Awesome Express was a short-lived company that overthrew Planet Express by Dwight and Cubert. The business started out as a short, (assumed) harmless paper route to impress their fathers and then started making more money than Planet Express. Eventually, the crew members liked the idea of more money and joined Awesome Express, acquiring the Planet Express Building and the Planet Express Ship. Unfortunately for Hermes and the Professor, they weren't hired and they soon lose their jobs. After there were too much papers to be delivered, Cubert and Dwight disposed them in a crater on the Moon and everyone starts complaining about how they haven't gotten their papers yet. Needing help from their fathers, they go to them and they accept, using a shooter ("This is how a paper man does it") to deliver te papers. They then get to Brett Blob's house and his father, H.G. Blob injures them, breaking nearly bone in their body. H.G. Blob forgives them, and Brett Blob digests the boys.
- Cubert Farnsworth/Dwight Conrad — Owners
- Philip J. Fry — Delivery Boy
- Turanga Leela — Ship Captain
- Bender Bending Rodríguez — Bending/cooking/helper/beer making robot
Add any other employees you may know of.