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The following are title captions that were never used in the Opening Sequence.
Gallery
First Set
Lick screen for "surprise"
A wholly owned subsidiary of Top Ramen Noodle Corp.
The proud result of prison labor
Entertainment for geniuses
Less dumb than other shows
Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send Fry to crazy rainbow land
Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen
The proceeding recorded in "hppy-happy fun-time"
Do not whack with a stick
Federal law prohibits changing the channel
Last known transmission of the Mars polar lander
Now available without prescription
No humans were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode
Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles
Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens
A proud sponsor of special relativity
By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel
Help! Matt Groening is really an alien monster-- Arrggh!
Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama
Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold
Designed especially for the human brain
Wow! Look at the pretty colors!
I like this show! Do you?
The guy with the orange hair is named "Fry"
Found whole in the belly of the Space Wolf
Soon to be a Neptune-orbiting amusement park
Natural source of dietary positrons
Note: Not a substitute for actual time travel
To view in hypercolor, insert rectal probe
A jazzy alternative to the present day
What you'll miss a thousand years hence
Amercans: Put down your guns for half an hour
Last 12 minutes will be improvised
Humanity wins 2453 World Cup Championship!
Last week's Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of Old Mother's Whiskey™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!
You will be traveling in time. Check your shoes at the door.
Do not watch while driving
Wait half an hour after meal before watching
Recomended by four out of five U.S. Presidents
Sitting close may reverse myopia
Not affiliated with the Columbia School of Broadcasting
We never eat a meal on rewrite night
Sit down, you're in the future!
All coupons redeemable at end of viewing
Better if viewed through hyperintercosmic laser window
Intergalactic travel is simulated
No smizmars were hurt in the making of this show
Caution: Will get your goat
Licensed by a practicing space guy
Hey, don't hit your brother
Put your mind in the upright position
Based on a true story told by a friend of my uncle
From plutoium concentrate
Winner of two of the five awards that we invented
Not to be inserted orally
Watched by everyone who has seen the show
Do not take with a grain of salt
May contain scenes unsuitable for guys named Jo-Jo
Based on the works of J. W. Jibbywha Jr. Esq.
Contents have been known to control the minds of livestock
Second printing 3001. Not a collector's item