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<div>{{about|the in-universe history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a '''timeline''' of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
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*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the Big Bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
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== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca. '''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca. '''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,000,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca. '''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca. '''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 BC|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
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== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called '[[Unwelcome Guest]]' in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that really filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]'''<br />
**Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]].<br />
**The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''[[2010]]'''<br />
**The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it.<br />
**Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers [[giant ball of garbage|launch their garbage]] into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**[[Giant carrots]] enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
*'''[[2113]]''' &ndash; All ancient satellites are swept up as garbage.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
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== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; [[New New York]] eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*'''2511''' &ndash; The common cold is eradicated.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
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[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]<br />
** Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
** The Professor meets [[Zoidberg]] on [[Triton]] and saves his life. The Professor thinks he caught [[Hypermalaria]] from the [[Methane Swamps]] and makes a pact with Zoidberg that if the symptoms of hypermalaria start happening to his body, Zoidberg would mercy kill him. however, the Professor actually catches [[Yetiism]].<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew, consisting of [[Lando Tucker]], [[Candy]], [[Lifter]] and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Johnny]] is lost in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] delivering cookies to Amanda Zant's niece. Johnny returns to [[Earth]] in an escape pod, but cannot remember what it was that took the others.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2979]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Amy Wong]] is born on Mars to [[Leo Wong|Leo]] and [[Inez Wong]].<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2981]]''' &ndash; The last known [[Bone Vampire]] is killed. Species is declared extinct.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; According to the Professor, [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] despite being a part of the company when it was founded in [[2961]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodríguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*ca.'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
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== [[3000]] &mdash; [[3099]] ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
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*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**[[Giant ball of garbage|Garbage ball]] launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it ''[[Homo farnsworth]]''. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Whale.png|thumb|The Planet Express crew discovers [[Möbius Dick (character)|a four-dimensional whale]] in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] {{et|6ACV15}}.]]<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
[[File:Yo Leela Leela infobox.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] receives a [[Slurmee]] for her show {{et|6ACV21}}.]]<br />
<br />
'''June'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV15 Möbius Dick--><br />
** 50th Anniversary of the loss of the First Planet Express Crew. The Current Crew is sent on a mission to retrieve a monument for a memorial party from [[Xenotaph 3]].<br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela's]] actions cause the [[Planet Express Ship]] to be destroyed by a [[Four-dimensional space whale]] and the crew to be eaten, sans [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg]] who returns to [[Earth]].<br />
** Leela pilots the space whale back to Earth with her obsession to completing her delivery. The [[First Planet Express crew]] is returned to Earth safely, without aging a day, except for [[Lando Tucker]].<br />
<br />
'''July'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV18 The Tip of the Zoidberg--><br />
** The symptoms of [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]]'s [[Yetiism]] start taking effect. However, he thinks it is actually [[Hypermalaria]] and asks [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg]] to fulfill their pact and mercy kill him.<br />
** Zoidberg is caught in the act by the [[Planet Express Crew]] and imprisoned. He then finds out from a white hair that the Professor actually has [[Yetiism]] and runs to [[Mom]] to get the [[Yeti]] head he needs to cure the Professor.<br />
** The Professor explains his pact to the crew and they decide to replace Zoidberg and kill him with a [[Murdolater]].<br />
** Zoidberg returns and cures the Professor just as he starts to turn into a yeti and be killed by the Murdolater. They celebrate with tanning.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
<br />
'''August'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV20 Neutopia--><br />
** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV22 Fry am the Eggman--><br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] takes care of a [[Bone Vampire]] egg from a Local Farmer's Market. It hatches into [[Mr. Peppy]].<br />
** The crew return Mr. Peppy to the [[Doohan 6]]. <br />
** At [[The Drunken Sniper]] they meet [[Angus McZongo]] and hear tales about how the bone vampires attacked their livestock and McZongo killed them all. Leela convinces McZongo to wait a few days before hunting down Mr. Peppy. Over the night, McZongo dresses up as a bone vampire and debones some livestock, framing Mr. Peppy, so that he can kill it and be a hero.<br />
** After Leela is attacked by McZongo in his costume, Fry decides to kill Mr. Peppy himself. They find out about McZongo's scheme. They also find out that the real Mr. Peppy ''was'' killing livestock, but the villagers decide to let him live for productivity reasons.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV23 All the President's Heads--><br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] invites the rest of [[Planet Express]] for a party at his night job at the Hall of Presidents at the [[Head Museum]].<br />
** [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] drinks some [[H2OGfat]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]], which [[Head trip|sends him]], along with [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]], back to the 1960s. They then return back to 3011 after a moment.<br />
** Fry licks [[Herbert Hoover's head]] which sends him, along with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] back to Hoover's time. They return with a little person in Bender's cavity.<br />
** The Professor realizes that this is caused by the [[Opal]] found in the jar juice. He names these [[Head trips]] the "Farnsworth Effect".<br />
** Professor Farnsworth learns that one of his ancestors, [[David Farnsworth]] was a traitor working for the British from [[George Washington's head]]. He pours the last remaining supply of Opal into his jar and licks him, sending him, Fry, Bender and Leela back to 1775.<br />
** The four return to find themselves in an [[Alternate universes|alternate timeline]] where the [[American Revolutionary War]] was won by the British, due to their meddling in time. The professor steals an opal crystal from the [[Queen of England, America, and Two Parking Spaces in Tokyo]], the four pour it in David Farnsworth's head jar, and they go back to prevent themselves from changing history. They succeed, with the only exception being the {{w|Gadsden flag}} being replaced with a painting of Bender and the caption "Bite my shiny metal ass".<br />
<br />
'''November'''<br />
<!--6ACV24 Cold Warriors--><br />
**The [[Manhattan]] [[common cold]] outbreak. Vaccine invented by Farnsworth.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV25 Oveclockwise--><br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] is overclocked by [[Cubert J. Farnsworth]], gaining godlike powers. [[Mom]] finds out and sues.<br />
** [[Mom v. Farnsworth]] takes place. Mom drops the charges, but Bender is reset to his normal conditions.<br />
** [[Turanga Leela]] leaves [[Planet Express]], and later returns.<br />
<br />
=== [[3012]] &mdash; [[3099]] ===<br />
*'''[[3012]]'''<br />
**'''January &mdash; August'''<br />
***[[3012 phenomenon]] will take place.<br />
**'''September'''<br />
***'''29 September''' &mdash; Senator [[Chris Travers]] is born.<br />
***[[Earth presidential election, 3012]] takes place. [[Richard Nixon's head]] wins, running unopposed.<br />
*'''[[3023]]''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''[[3026]]'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''[[3028]]'''<br />
**Robot Uprising occurs as result of Nixon's re-election in 3012<br />
**[[Chris Travers]], 15, is sent to prevent [[Earth presidential election, 3012|Nixon's re-election in 3012]]<br />
[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
<br />
== [[3100]] &mdash; [[10000]] ==<br />
*'''[[3300]]''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:Futurama The Late Philip J. Fry Year 1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1 000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
[[File:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year 10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000, the universe ends.]]<br />
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== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''9 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence {{et|3ACV07}}.<br />
*ca. '''10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decays, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe. Seconds after the universe ends, a new Big Bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://qntm.org/timeline Things of Interest - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Timeline|*]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=114780Timeline2012-06-28T23:53:08Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the in-universe history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a '''timeline''' of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the Big Bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca. '''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca. '''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,000,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca. '''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca. '''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 BC|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called '[[Unwelcome Guest]]' in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that really filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]'''<br />
**Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]].<br />
**The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''[[2010]]'''<br />
**The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it.<br />
**Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers [[giant ball of garbage|launch their garbage]] into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**[[Giant carrots]] enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
*'''[[2113]]''' &ndash; All ancient satellites are swept up as garbage.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; [[New New York]] eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*'''2511''' &ndash; The common cold is eradicated.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]<br />
** Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
** The Professor meets [[Zoidberg]] on [[Triton]] and saves his life. The Professor thinks he caught [[Hypermalaria]] from the [[Methane Swamps]] and makes a pact with Zoidberg that if the symptoms of hypermalaria start happening to his body, Zoidberg would mercy kill him. however, the Professor actually catches [[Yetiism]].<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew, consisting of [[Lando Tucker]], [[Candy]], [[Lifter]] and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Johnny]] is lost in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] delivering cookies to Amanda Zant's niece. Johnny returns to [[Earth]] in an escape pod, but cannot remember what it was that took the others.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2979]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Amy Wong]] is born on Mars to [[Leo Wong|Leo]] and [[Inez Wong]].<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2981]]''' &ndash; The last known [[Bone Vampire]] is killed. Species is declared extinct.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; According to the Professor, [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] despite being a part of the company when it was founded in [[2961]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodríguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*ca.'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== [[3000]] &mdash; [[3099]] ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**[[Giant ball of garbage|Garbage ball]] launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it ''[[Homo farnsworth]]''. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Whale.png|thumb|The Planet Express crew discovers [[Möbius Dick (character)|a four-dimensional whale]] in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] {{et|6ACV15}}.]]<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
[[File:Yo Leela Leela infobox.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] receives a [[Slurmee]] for her show {{et|6ACV21}}.]]<br />
<br />
'''June'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV15 Möbius Dick--><br />
** 50th Anniversary of the loss of the First Planet Express Crew. The Current Crew is sent on a mission to retrieve a monument for a memorial party from [[Xenotaph 3]].<br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela's]] actions cause the [[Planet Express Ship]] to be destroyed by a [[Four-dimensional space whale]] and the crew to be eaten, sans [[Doctor John A. Zoidberg]] who returns to [[Earth]].<br />
** Leela pilots the space whale back to Earth with her obsession to completing her delivery. The [[First Planet Express Crew]] is returned to Earth safely, without aging a day, except for [[Lando Tucker]].<br />
<br />
'''July'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV18 The Tip of the Zoidberg--><br />
** The symptoms of [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]]'s [[Yetiism]] start taking effect. However, he thinks it is actually [[Hypermalaria]] and asks [[Doctor John A. Zoidberg]] to fulfill their pact and mercy kill him.<br />
** Zoidberg is caught in the act by the [[Planet Express Crew]] and imprisoned. He then finds out from a white hair that the Professor actually has [[Yetiism]] and runs to [[Mom]] to get the [[Yeti]] head he needs to cure the Professor.<br />
** The Professor explains his pact to the crew and they decide to replace Zoidberg and kill him with a [[Murdolater]].<br />
** Zoidberg returns and cures the Professor just as he starts to turn into a yeti and be killed by the Murdolater. They celebrate with tanning.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
<br />
'''August'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV20 Neutopia--><br />
** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV22 Fry am the Eggman--><br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] takes care of a [[Bone Vampire]] egg from a Local Farmer's Market. It hatches into [[Mr. Peppy]].<br />
** The crew return Mr. Peppy to the [[Bone Vampire Home Planet]]. <br />
** At [[The Drunken Sniper]] they meet [[Angus McZongo]] and hear tales about how the bone vampires attacked their livestock and McZongo killed them all. Leela convinces McZongo to wait a few days before hunting down Mr. Peppy. Over the night, McZongo dresses up as a bone vampire and debones some livestock, framing Mr. Peppy, so that he can kill it and be a hero.<br />
** After Leela is attacked by McZongo in his costume, Fry decides to kill Mr. Peppy himself. They find out about McZongo's scheme. They also find out that the real Mr. Peppy ''was'' killing livestock, but the villagers decide to let him live for productivity reasons.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV23 All the President's Heads--><br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] invites the rest of [[Planet Express]] for a party at his night job at the Hall of Presidents at the [[Head Museum]].<br />
** [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] drinks some [[H2OGfat]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]], which [[Head trip|sends him]], along with [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]], back to the 1960s. They then return back to 3011 after a moment.<br />
** Fry licks [[Herbert Hoover's head]] which sends him, along with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] back to Hoover's time. They return with a little person in Bender's cavity.<br />
** The Professor realizes that this is caused by the [[Opal]] found in the jar juice. He names these [[Head trips]] the "Farnsworth Effect".<br />
** Professor Farnsworth learns that one of his ancestors, [[David Farnsworth]] was a traitor working for the British from [[George Washington's head]]. He pours the last remaining supply of Opal into his jar and licks him, sending him, Fry, Bender and Leela back to 1775.<br />
** The four return to find themselves in an [[Alternate universes|alternate timeline]] where the [[American Revolutionary War]] was won by the British, due to their meddling in time. The professor steals an opal crystal from the [[Queen of England, America, and Two Parking Spaces in Tokyo]], the four pour it in David Farnsworth's head jar, and they go back to prevent themselves from changing history. They succeed, with the only exception being the {{w|Gadsden flag}} being replaced with a painting of Bender and the caption "Bite my shiny metal ass".<br />
<br />
'''November'''<br />
<!--6ACV24 Cold Warriors--><br />
**The [[Manhattan]] [[common cold]] outbreak. Vaccine invented by Farnsworth.<br />
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<!--6ACV25 Oveclockwise--><br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] is overclocked by [[Cubert J. Farnsworth]], gaining godlike powers. [[Mom]] finds out and sues.<br />
** [[Mom v. Farnsworth]] takes place. Mom drops the charges, but Bender is reset to his normal conditions.<br />
** [[Turanga Leela]] leaves [[Planet Express]], and later returns.<br />
<br />
=== [[3012]] &mdash; [[3099]] ===<br />
*'''[[3012]]'''<br />
**'''January &mdash; August'''<br />
***[[3012 phenomenon]] will take place.<br />
**'''September'''<br />
***'''29 September''' &mdash; Senator [[Chris Travers]] is born.<br />
***[[Earth presidential election, 3012]] takes place. [[Richard Nixon's head]] wins, running unopposed.<br />
*'''[[3023]]''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''[[3026]]'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''[[3028]]'''<br />
**Robot Uprising occurs as result of Nixon's re-election in 3012<br />
**[[Chris Travers]], 15, is sent to prevent [[Earth presidential election, 3012|Nixon's re-election in 3012]]<br />
[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
<br />
== [[3100]] &mdash; [[10000]] ==<br />
*'''[[3300]]''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:Futurama The Late Philip J. Fry Year 1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1 000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
[[File:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year 10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000, the universe ends.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''9 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence {{et|3ACV07}}.<br />
*ca. '''10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decays, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe. Seconds after the universe ends, a new Big Bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://qntm.org/timeline Things of Interest - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Events|*]]<br />
[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline|*]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=114779Timeline2012-06-28T23:05:52Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the in-universe history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a '''timeline''' of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
<br />
== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the Big Bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca. '''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca. '''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,000,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca. '''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca. '''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 BC|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called '[[Unwelcome Guest]]' in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that really filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]'''<br />
**Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]].<br />
**The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''[[2010]]'''<br />
**The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it.<br />
**Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers [[giant ball of garbage|launch their garbage]] into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**[[Giant carrots]] enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
*'''[[2113]]''' &ndash; All ancient satellites are swept up as garbage.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; [[New New York]] eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*'''2511''' &ndash; The common cold is eradicated.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]<br />
** Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
** The Professor meets [[Zoidberg]] on [[Triton]] and saves his life.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew, consisting of [[Lando Tucker]], [[Candy]], [[Lifter]] and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Johnny]] is lost in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] delivering cookies to Amanda Zant's niece. Johnny returns to [[Earth]] in an escape pod, but cannot remember what it was that took the others.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2979]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Amy Wong]] is born on Mars to [[Leo Wong|Leo]] and [[Inez Wong]].<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2981]]''' &ndash; The last known [[Bone Vampire]] is killed. Species is declared extinct.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; According to the Professor, [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] despite being a part of the company when it was founded in [[2961]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodríguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*ca.'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== [[3000]] &mdash; [[3099]] ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**[[Giant ball of garbage|Garbage ball]] launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it ''[[Homo farnsworth]]''. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Whale.png|thumb|The Planet Express crew discovers [[Möbius Dick (character)|a four-dimensional whale]] in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] {{et|6ACV15}}.]]<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
[[File:Yo Leela Leela infobox.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] receives a [[Slurmee]] for her show {{et|6ACV21}}.]]<br />
<br />
'''June'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV15 Möbius Dick--><br />
** 50th Anniversary of the loss of the First Planet Express Crew. The Current Crew is sent on a mission to retrieve a monument for a memorial party from [[Xenotaph 3]].<br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela's]] actions cause the [[Planet Express Ship]] to be destroyed by a [[Four-dimensional space whale]] and the crew to be eaten, sans [[Doctor John A. Zoidberg]] who returns to [[Earth]].<br />
** Leela pilots the space whale back to Earth with her obsession to completing her delivery. The [[First Planet Express Crew]] is returned to Earth safely, without aging a day, except for [[Lando Tucker]].<br />
<br />
'''July'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV18 The Tip of the Zoidberg--><br />
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<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
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'''August'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV20 Neutopia--><br />
** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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<!--6ACV22 Fry am the Eggman--><br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]<br />
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<!--6ACV23 All the President's Heads--><br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] invites the rest of [[Planet Express]] for a party at his night job at the Hall of Presidents at the [[Head Museum]].<br />
** [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] drinks some [[H2OGfat]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]], which [[Head trip|sends him]], along with [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]], back to the 1960s. They then return back to 3011 after a moment.<br />
** Fry licks [[Herbert Hoover's head]] which sends him, along with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] back to Hoover's time. They return with a little person in Bender's cavity.<br />
** The Professor realizes that this is caused by the [[Opal]] found in the jar juice. He names these [[Head trips]] the "Farnsworth Effect".<br />
** Professor Farnsworth learns that one of his ancestors, [[David Farnsworth]] was a traitor working for the British from [[George Washington's head]]. He pours the last remaining supply of Opal into his jar and licks him, sending him, Fry, Bender and Leela back to 1775.<br />
** The four return to find themselves in an [[Alternate universes|alternate timeline]] where the [[American Revolutionary War]] was won by the British, due to their meddling in time. The professor steals an opal crystal from the [[Queen of England, America, and Two Parking Spaces in Tokyo]], the four pour it in David Farnsworth's head jar, and they go back to prevent themselves from changing history. They succeed, with the only exception being the {{w|Gadsden flag}} being replaced with a painting of Bender and the caption "Bite my shiny metal ass".<br />
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'''November'''<br />
<!--6ACV24 Cold Warriors--><br />
**The [[Manhattan]] [[common cold]] outbreak. Vaccine invented by Farnsworth.<br />
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** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] is overclocked by [[Cubert J. Farnsworth]], gaining godlike powers. [[Mom]] finds out and sues.<br />
** [[Mom v. Farnsworth]] takes place. Mom loses, but Bender is reset to his normal conditions.<br />
** [[Turanga Leela]] leaves [[Planet Express]], and later returns.<br />
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=== [[3012]] &mdash; [[3099]] ===<br />
*'''[[3012]]'''<br />
**'''January &mdash; August'''<br />
***[[3012 phenomenon]] will take place.<br />
**'''September'''<br />
***'''29 September''' &mdash; Senator [[Chris Travers]] is born.<br />
***[[Earth presidential election, 3012]] takes place. [[Richard Nixon's head]] wins, running unopposed.<br />
*'''[[3023]]''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''[[3026]]'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''[[3028]]'''<br />
**Robot Uprising occurs as result of Nixon's re-election in 3012<br />
**[[Chris Travers]], 15, is sent to prevent [[Earth presidential election, 3012|Nixon's re-election in 3012]]<br />
[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== [[3100]] &mdash; [[10000]] ==<br />
*'''[[3300]]''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:Futurama The Late Philip J. Fry Year 1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1 000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
[[File:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year 10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000, the universe ends.]]<br />
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== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''9 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence {{et|3ACV07}}.<br />
*ca. '''10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decays, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe. Seconds after the universe ends, a new Big Bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://qntm.org/timeline Things of Interest - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline|*]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Talk:Decision_3012&diff=114745Talk:Decision 30122012-06-28T16:25:19Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>== Cannon ==<br />
Should this episode be considered cannon? Because technically, although it may have actually happened, no one remembers it, and it's extremely unlikely to affect anything after this episode.<br />
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== Robot Uprising ==<br />
Is the future robot uprising in this episode the same future robot uprising shown in The Late Philip J. Fry? Because it would make a lot of sense.</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=101125Timeline2011-09-09T16:16:28Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the in-universe history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 BC|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called '[[Unwelcome Guest]]' in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that really filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
*'''[[2113]]''' &ndash; All ancient satellites are swept up as garbage.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; [[New New York]] eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*'''2511''' &ndash; The common cold is eradicated.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew, consisting of [[Lando Tucker]],[[Candy]], [[Lifter]] and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Johnny]] is lost in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] delivering cookies to Amanda Zant's niece. Johnny returns to [[Earth]] in an escape pod, but cannot remember what it was that took the others.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2979]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Amy Wong]] is born on Mars to [[Leo Wong|Leo]] and [[Inez Wong]].<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2981]]''' &ndash; The last known [[Bone Vampire]] is killed. Species is declared extinct.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Whale.png|thumb|The Planet Express crew discovers [[Möbius Dick (character)|a four-dimensional whale]] in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] {{et|6ACV15}}.]]<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
[[File:Yo Leela Leela infobox.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] receives a [[Slurmee]] for her show {{et|6ACV21}}.]]<br />
<br />
'''June'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
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<!--6ACV15 Möbius Dick--><br />
** 50th Anniversary of the loss of the First Planet Express Crew.<br />
'''July'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
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<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV18 The Tip of the Zoidberg--><br />
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<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
<br />
'''August'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV20 Neutopia--><br />
** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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<!--6ACV22 Fry am the Eggman--><br />
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<!--6ACV23 All the President's Heads--><br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] invites the rest of [[Planet Express]] for a party at his night job at the Hall of Presidents at the [[Head Museum]].<br />
** [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] drinks some [[H2OGfat]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]], which [[Head trip|sends him]], along with [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]], back to the 1960s. They then return back to 3011 after a moment.<br />
** Fry licks [[Herbert Hoover's head]] which sends him, along with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] back to Hoover's time. They return with a little person in Bender's cavity.<br />
** The Professor realizes that this is caused by the [[Opal]] found in the jar juice. He names these [[Head trips]] the "Farnsworth Effect".<br />
** Professor Farnsworth learns that one of his ancestors, [[David Farnsworth]] was a traitor working for the British from [[George Washington's head]]. He pours the last remaining supply of Opal into his jar and licks him, sending him, Fry, Bender and Leela back to 1775.<br />
** The four return to find themselves in an [[Alternate universes|alternate timeline]] where the [[American Revolutionary War]] was won by the British, due to their meddling in time. The professor steals an opal crystal from the [[Queen of England, America, and Two Parking Spaces in Tokyo]], the four pour it in David Farnsworth's head jar, and they go back to prevent themselves from changing history. They succeed, with the only exception being the {{w|Gadsden flag}} being replaced with a painting of Bender and the caption "Bite my shiny metal ass".<br />
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'''November'''<br />
<!--6ACV24 Cold Warriors--><br />
**The [[Manhattan]] [[common cold]] outbreak. Vaccine invented by Farnsworth.<br />
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<!--6ACV25 Oveclockwise--><br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3012'''<br />
**[[Earth presidential election, 3012]] will take place.<br />
**[[3012 phenomenom]] will take place.<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
<br />
[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Events|*]]<br />
[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98031Timeline2011-08-08T01:35:26Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
<br />
== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called '[[Unwelcome Guest]]' in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew, consisting of [[Lando Tucker]],[[Candy]], [[Lifter]] and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Johnny]] is lost in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] delivering cookies to Amanda Zant's niece. Johnny returns to [[Earth]] in an escape pod, but cannot remember what it was that took the others.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
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* '''June'''<br />
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** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
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** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
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<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
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<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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<!--6ACV23 All the President's Heads--><br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] invites the rest of [[Planet Express]] for a party at his night job at the Hall of Presidents at the [[Head Museum]].<br />
** [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] drinks some [[H2OGfat]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]], which [[Head trip|sends him]], along with [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]], back to the 1960s. They then return back to 3011 after a moment.<br />
** Fry licks [[Herbert Hoover's head]] which sends him, along with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] back to Hoover's time. They return with a little person in Bender's cavity.<br />
** The Professor realizes that this is caused by the [[Opal]] found in the jar juice. He names these [[Head trips]] the "Farnsworth Effect".<br />
** Professor Farnsworth learns that one of his ancestors, [[David Farnsworth]] was a traitor working for the British from [[George Washington's head]]. He pours the last remaining supply of Opal into his jar and licks him, sending him, Fry, Bender and Leela back to 1775.<br />
** The four return to find themselves in an [[Alternate universes|alternate timeline]] where the [[American Revolutionary War]] was won by the British, due to their meddling in time. The professor steals an opal crystal from the [[Queen of England, America, and Two Parking Spaces in Tokyo]], the four pour it in David Farnsworth's head jar, and they go back to prevent themselves from changing history. They succeed, with the only exception being the {{w|Gadsden flag}} being replaced with a painting of Bender and the caption "Bite my shiny metal ass".<br />
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* '''August'''<br />
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<!--6ACV15 Mobius Dick--><br />
** The crew are sent to [[Xenotaph 3]] to pick up a stone monument for the memorial ceremony of [[Planet Express]]'s first crew.<br />
** Due to [[Turanga Leela|Leela's]] insistence of correct grammar, the Xenotaphers had to carve a new one. This forced the crew to fly through the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] in order to make it to the ceremony in time.<br />
** They discover a graveyard of destroyed space ships, including the first [[Planet Express ship]]. [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] then remembers that it was a [[Four-dimensional space whale]] that ate the first crew, when the space-whale appears.<br />
** The space-whale bites the monument off the ship, causing Leela to go on an obsessive hunt for the whale, which ends in the crew sans Zoidberg, who escaped in a pod, getting eaten.<br />
** The memorial ceremony occurs on [[Earth]] in the [[Planet Express building]]. Suddenly, the space whale crashes into it, after being piloted by Leela's obsession with completing her delivery. Everyone and everything in the whale is released.<br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
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== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Events|*]]<br />
[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98028Timeline2011-08-08T01:22:38Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
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*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
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== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called '[[Unwelcome Guest]]' in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
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== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew, consisting of [[Lando Tucker]],[[Candy]], [[Lifter]] and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Johnny]] is lost in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] delivering cookies to Amanda Zant's niece. Johnny returns to [[Earth]] in an escape pod, but cannot remember what it was that took the others.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
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* '''June'''<br />
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** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
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<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
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<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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<!--6ACV23 All the President's Heads--><br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] invites the rest of [[Planet Express]] for a party at his night job at the Hall of Presidents at the [[Head Museum]].<br />
** [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] drinks some [[H2OGfat]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]], which [[Head trip|sends him]], along with [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]], back to the 1960s. They then return back to 3011 after a moment.<br />
** Fry licks [[Herbert Hoover's head]] which sends him, along with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] back to Hoover's time. They return with a little person in Bender's cavity.<br />
** The Professor realizes that this is caused by the [[Opal]] found in the jar juice. He names these [[Head trips]] the "Farnsworth Effect".<br />
** Professor Farnsworth learns that one of his ancestors, [[David Farnsworth]] was a traitor working for the British from [[George Washington's head]]. He pours the last remaining supply of Opal into his jar and licks him, sending him, Fry, Bender and Leela back to 1775.<br />
** The four return to find themselves in an [[Alternate universes|alternate timeline]] where the [[American Revolutionary War]] was won by the British, due to their meddling in time. The professor steals an opal crystal from the [[Queen of England, America, and Two Parking Spaces in Tokyo]], the four pour it in David Farnsworth's head jar, and they go back to prevent themselves from changing history. They succeed, with the only exception being the {{w|Gadsden flag}} being replaced with a painting of Bender and the caption "Bite my shiny metal ass".<br />
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* '''August'''<br />
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<!--6ACV15 Mobius Dick--><br />
** The crew are sent to [[Xenotaph 3]] to pick up a stone monument for the memorial ceremony of [[Planet Express]]'s first crew.<br />
** Due to [[Turanga Leela|Leela's]] insistence of correct grammar, the Xenotaphers had to carve a new one. This forced the crew to fly through the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] in order to make it to the ceremony in time.<br />
** They discover a graveyard of destroyed space ships, including the first [[Planet Express ship]]. [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] then remembers that it was a [[Four-dimensional space whale]] that ate the first crew, when the space-whale appears.<br />
** The space-whale bites the monument off the ship, causing Leela to go on an obsessive hunt for the whale, which ends in the crew sans Zoidberg, who escaped in a pod, getting eaten.<br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Events|*]]<br />
[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98026Timeline2011-08-08T01:17:44Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
<br />
== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called '[[Unwelcome Guest]]' in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew, consisting of [[Lando Tucker]],[[Candy]], [[Lifter]] and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Johnny]] is lost in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] delivering cookies to Amanda Zant's niece. Johnny returns to [[Earth]] in an escape pod, but cannot remember what it was that took the others.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
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* '''June'''<br />
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** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
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<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
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<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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<!--6ACV23 All the President's Heads--><br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] invites the rest of [[Planet Express]] for a party at his night job at the Hall of Presidents at the [[Head Museum]].<br />
** [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] drinks some [[H2OGfat]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]], which [[Head trip|sends him]], along with [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]], back to the 1960s. They then return back to 3011 after a moment.<br />
** Fry licks [[Herbert Hoover's head]] which sends him, along with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] back to Hoover's time. They return with a little person in Bender's cavity.<br />
** The Professor realizes that this is caused by the [[Opal]] found in the jar juice. He names these [[Head trips]] the "Farnsworth Effect".<br />
** Professor Farnsworth learns that one of his ancestors, [[David Farnsworth]] was a traitor working for the British from [[George Washington's head]]. He pours the last remaining supply of Opal into his jar and licks him, sending him, Fry, Bender and Leela back to 1775.<br />
** The four return to find themselves in an [[Alternate universes|alternate timeline]] where the [[American Revolutionary War]] was won by the British, due to their meddling in time. The professor steals an opal crystal from the [[Queen of England, America, and Two Parking Spaces in Tokyo]], the four pour it in David Farnsworth's head jar, and they go back to prevent themselves from changing history. They succeed, with the only exception being the {{w|Gadsden flag}} being replaced with a painting of Bender and the caption "Bite my shiny metal ass".<br />
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* '''August'''<br />
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<!--6ACV15 Mobius Dick--><br />
** The crew are sent to [[Xenotaph 3]] to pick up a stone monument for the memorial ceremony of [[Planet Express]]'s first crew.<br />
** Due to [[Turanga Leela|Leela's]] insistence of correct grammar, the Xenotaphers had to carve a new one. This forced the crew to fly through the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] in order to make it to the ceremony in time.<br />
** They discover a graveyard of destroyed space ships, including the first [[Planet Express ship]]. [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] then remembers that it was a [[Four dimensional space-whale]] that ate the first crew, when the space-whale appears.<br />
** The space-whale bites the monument off the ship, causing Leela to go on an obsessive hunt for the whale, which ends in the crew sans Zoidberg, who escaped in a pod, getting eaten.<br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Events|*]]<br />
[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98025Timeline2011-08-08T00:57:05Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
<br />
== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called '[[Unwelcome Guest]]' in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew, consisting of [[Lando Tucker]],[[Candy]], [[Lifter]] and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Johnny]] is lost in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] delivering cookies to a girl named Amanda. Johnny returns to [[Earth]] in an escape pod, but cannot remember what it was that took the others.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
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=== [[3011]] ===<br />
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[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
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* '''June &mdash; September'''<br />
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** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
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** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
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** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
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**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
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** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
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** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] invites the rest of [[Planet Express]] for a party at his night job at the Hall of Presidents at the [[Head Museum]].<br />
** [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] drinks some [[H2OGfat]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]], which [[Head trip|sends him]], along with [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]], back to the 1960s. They then return back to 3011 after a moment.<br />
** Fry licks [[Herbert Hoover's head]] which sends him, along with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] back to Hoover's time. They return with a little person in Bender's cavity.<br />
** The Professor realizes that this is caused by the [[Opal]] found in the jar juice. He names these [[Head trips]] the "Farnsworth Effect".<br />
** Professor Farnsworth learns that one of his ancestors, [[David Farnsworth]] was a traitor working for the British from [[George Washington's head]]. He pours the last remaining supply of Opal into his jar and licks him, sending him, Fry, Bender and Leela back to 1775.<br />
** The four return to find themselves in an [[Alternate universes|alternate timeline]] where the [[American Revolutionary War]] was won by the British, due to their meddling in time. The professor steals an opal crystal from the [[Queen of England, America, and Two Parking Spaces in Tokyo]], the four pour it in David Farnsworth's head jar, and they go back to prevent themselves from changing history. They succeed, with the only exception being the {{w|Gadsden flag}} being replaced with a painting of Bender and the caption "Bite my shiny metal ass".<br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
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== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Events|*]]<br />
[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98024Timeline2011-08-08T00:56:28Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
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*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
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== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
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== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called '[[Unwelcome Guest]]' in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
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== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
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== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew, consisting of [[Lando Tucker]],[[Candy]], [[Lifter]] and [[John A. Zoidberg|Johnny]] is lost in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] delivering cookies to a girl named Amanda. Johnny returns to [[Earth]] in an escape pod, but cannot remember what it was that took the others.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
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=== [[3011]] ===<br />
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[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
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* '''June &mdash; September'''<br />
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** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
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** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
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** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
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**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
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** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
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** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] invites the rest of [[Planet Express]] for a party at his night job at the Hall of Presidents at the [[Head Museum]].<br />
** [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] drinks some [[H2OGfat]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]], which [[Head trip|sends him]], along with [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]], back to the 1960s. They then return back to 3011 after a moment.<br />
** Fry licks [[Herbert Hoover's head]] which sends him, along with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] back to Hoover's time. They return with a little person in Bender's cavity.<br />
** The Professor realizes that this is caused by the [[Opal]] found in the jar juice. He names these [[Head trips]] the "Farnsworth Effect".<br />
** Professor Farnsworth learns that one of his ancestors, [[David Farnsworth]] was a traitor working for the British from [[George Washington's head]]. He pours the last remaining supply of Opal into his jar and licks him, sending him, Fry, Bender and Leela back to 1775.<br />
** The four return to find themselves in an [[Alternate universes|alternate timeline]] where the [[American Revolutionary War]] was won by the British, due to their meddling in time. The professor steals an opal crystal from the [[Queen of England, America, and Two Parking Spaces in Tokyo]], the four pour it in David Farnsworth's head jar, and they go back to prevent themselves from changing history. They succeed, with the only exception being the {{w|Gadsden flag}} being replaced with a painting of Bender and the caption "Bite my shiny metal ass".<br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
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== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Events|*]]<br />
[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98022Timeline2011-08-08T00:47:48Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
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*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
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== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
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== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called '[[Unwelcome Guest]]' in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
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== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
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== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew, consisting of [[Lando Tucker]],[[Candy]] and [[Lifter]] is lost in the [[Bermuda Tetrahedron]] from being eaten by a [[Four-dimensional space whale]].<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
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=== [[3011]] ===<br />
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[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
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* '''June &mdash; September'''<br />
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** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
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<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
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<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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<!--6ACV23 All the President's Heads--><br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] invites the rest of [[Planet Express]] for a party at his night job at the Hall of Presidents at the [[Head Museum]].<br />
** [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] drinks some [[H2OGfat]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]], which [[Head trip|sends him]], along with [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]], back to the 1960s. They then return back to 3011 after a moment.<br />
** Fry licks [[Herbert Hoover's head]] which sends him, along with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] back to Hoover's time. They return with a little person in Bender's cavity.<br />
** The Professor realizes that this is caused by the [[Opal]] found in the jar juice. He names these [[Head trips]] the "Farnsworth Effect".<br />
** Professor Farnsworth learns that one of his ancestors, [[David Farnsworth]] was a traitor working for the British from [[George Washington's head]]. He pours the last remaining supply of Opal into his jar and licks him, sending him, Fry, Bender and Leela back to 1775.<br />
** The four return to find themselves in an [[Alternate universes|alternate timeline]] where the [[American Revolutionary War]] was won by the British, due to their meddling in time. The professor steals an opal crystal from the [[Queen of England, America, and Two Parking Spaces in Tokyo]], the four pour it in David Farnsworth's head jar, and they go back to prevent themselves from changing history. They succeed, with the only exception being the {{w|Gadsden flag}} being replaced with a painting of Bender and the caption "Bite my shiny metal ass".<br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
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== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98021Timeline2011-08-08T00:42:33Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
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== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called '[[Unwelcome Guest]]' in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
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== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
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== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew is lost.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
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=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
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* '''June &mdash; September'''<br />
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** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
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<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
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<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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<!--6ACV23 All the President's Heads--><br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] invites the rest of [[Planet Express]] for a party at his night job at the Hall of Presidents at the [[Head Museum]].<br />
** [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] drinks some [[H2OGfat]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]], which [[Head trip|sends him]], along with [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]], back to the 1960s. They then return back to 3011 after a moment.<br />
** Fry licks [[Herbert Hoover's head]] which sends him, along with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] back to Hoover's time. They return with a little person in Bender's cavity.<br />
** The Professor realizes that this is caused by the [[Opal]] found in the jar juice. He names these [[Head trips]] the "Farnsworth Effect".<br />
** Professor Farnsworth learns that one of his ancestors, [[David Farnsworth]] was a traitor working for the British from [[George Washington's head]]. He pours the last remaining supply of Opal into his jar and licks him, sending him, Fry, Bender and Leela back to 1775.<br />
** The four return to find themselves in an [[Alternate universes|alternate timeline]] where the [[American Revolutionary War]] was won by the British, due to their meddling in time. The professor steals an opal crystal from the [[Queen of England, America, and Two Parking Spaces in Tokyo]], the four pour it in David Farnsworth's head jar, and they go back to prevent themselves from changing history. They succeed, with the only exception being the {{w|Gadsden flag}} being replaced with a painting of Bender and the caption "Bite my shiny metal ass".<br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
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== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Events|*]]<br />
[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98019Timeline2011-08-08T00:16:21Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
<br />
== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
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== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called '[[Unwelcome Guest]]' in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
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== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
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== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew is lost.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
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=== [[3011]] ===<br />
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[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
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* '''June &mdash; September'''<br />
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** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
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** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
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**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
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** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
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** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
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== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Events|*]]<br />
[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98018Timeline2011-08-08T00:15:38Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April''' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
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== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called [['''Unwelcome Guest''']] in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
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== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
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== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew is lost.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
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[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
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* '''June &mdash; September'''<br />
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** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
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** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
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** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
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**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
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** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
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** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
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== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Events|*]]<br />
[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98016Timeline2011-08-08T00:15:01Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '17 April' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The [[Continental Congress]] have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be [[New Jersey]]. The four ask the Congress for help on finding [[David Farnsworth]], the counterfeiter. They point them to [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to [[Paul Revere]]'s shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the [[Old North Church]], thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
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== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called [['''Unwelcome Guest''']] in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew is lost.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
<br />
* '''June &mdash; September'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV20 Neutopia--><br />
** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
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** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
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<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
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== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Futurama]]<br />
[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98015Timeline2011-08-08T00:13:50Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
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*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
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== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''17 April'' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
**** The Continental Congress have a secret meeting where they decide that the country's official joke state will be New Jersey. The four ask the Congress for help on finding David Farnsworth, the counterfeiter. They point them to Benjamin Franklin's printing shop in Philadelphia.<br />
**** The four arrive in Philadelphia by horse carriage to find out that David was Benjamin's apprentice, and that he ran away from him. They assume he must have escaped to Paul Revere's shop in Boston, since there weren't a lot of people in America then.<br />
**** The five arrive in Boston by robot carriage to find David hiding in Paul's foundry. The Professor knocks him out hard (perhaps too hard) and they destroy the counterfeit money without using a lantern from the Old North Church, thus preventing the British from stopping the revolution. <br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
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== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called [['''Unwelcome Guest''']] in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
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== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
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== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
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== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew is lost.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
<br />
* '''June &mdash; September'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV20 Neutopia--><br />
** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
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<!--6ACV23 All the President's Heads--><br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
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== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98012Timeline2011-08-07T23:42:49Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
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*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
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== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
** '''1775'''<br />
*** '''April 17th'' [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] appear here after licking [[George Washington's head]].<br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
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== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1920''' &ndash; [[Philo Farnsworth]] works to pioneer the {{w|Television}}.<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] appear in a bar, in a [[Head trip]], after Fry licked [[Herbert Hoover's head]]. They return after getting shot at.<br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''1960s''' &ndash; [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] and [[Dr. Amy Wong]] meet [[Andy Warhol]] here after time traveling through the effects of [[H2OGfat]] laced with [[Opal]] from [[Lyndon Johnson's head]]. They return after a moment.<br />
**'''1968''' &ndash; Zoidberg inspires Andy to paint a painting called [[''Unwelcome Guest'']] in 1968.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew is lost.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
<br />
* '''June &mdash; September'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV20 Neutopia--><br />
** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV23 All the President's Heads--><br />
<br />
<br />
=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
<br />
[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
<br />
== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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|name=H<sub>2</sub>OG<sub>fat</sub><br />
|image=[[File:H2OGfat.png|225px]]<br />
|inventor=[[Ron Popeil's Head|Ron Popeil]]<br />
|origin=[[Earth]]<br />
|first appear={{e|1}}<br />
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'''H<sub>2</sub>OG<sub>fat</sub>''' is the liquid used to keep [[Head Jars|bodiless heads alive in jars]]. It is apparently high in nutrients and while refreshing to drink, results in timetraveling to the inhabitant's era in history, as seen in "[[All the Presidents' Heads]]". This is due to trace amounts of powdered crystalline opal, a preservative. The name was first shown in ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
:''Since heads in jars appear in almost every episode, so does this fluid, we only list the obvious appearances here.''<br />
*{{f|1}}<br />
*{{e|108}}<br />
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew is lost.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
<br />
* '''June &mdash; September'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV20 Neutopia--><br />
** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
<br />
<br />
=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
<br />
[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
<br />
== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=98003Timeline2011-08-07T21:55:26Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew is lost.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
<br />
[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
<br />
* '''June &mdash; September'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV20 Neutopia--><br />
** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
** [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] tries to tell the orphans at the [[Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanage]] a story, but fails to impress them. She sets out to write a better one.<br />
** She returns later with an amazing story about the [[Humplings]] from a world called [[Rumbledy-Hump]]. The kids, and [[Abner Doubledeal]] love it. Abner gets Leela to sign a coupon to turn the Humplings into a new kids show.<br />
** They film the first episode with [[Planet Express]] acting as the Humplings. It gets fantastic ratings, and the show because extremely popular.<br />
** Leela wins a [[Young People's Choice Awards|Slurmee]], a Peabody Junior, and two training Emmys for Rumbledy-Hump.<br />
** Bender finds out that Leela didn't actually write the episodes herself, but was rather writing down the adventures of aliens called Humplings in a planet called Rumbledy-Hump. After being blackmailed by Bender for her secret, Leela confesses to plagiarism to everyone and shows them the real Humplings.<br />
** Abner revamps the show by adopting the orphans as the filming crew, and makes it a reality show starring the Humplings.<br />
<br />
<br />
=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
<br />
[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
<br />
== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=97998Timeline2011-08-07T21:25:35Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
<br />
== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
[[File:SnakeAndFrog.jpg|thumb|250px|The [[evolutionary arms race]] begins.]]<br />
<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 1900 &mdash; 1999 ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2099]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
<br />
== [[2100]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''[[2500]]''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''[[2620]]''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''[[2636]]''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''[[2700]]''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''[[2790]]''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''[[2801]]''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''[[2841]]''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''[[2849]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''[[2865]]'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''[[2877]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''[[2881]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[2900]] &mdash; [[2999]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''[[2900]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''[[2912]]'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''[[2927]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''[[2931]]''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Planet Express]] is founded, the first delivery crew is lost.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2993]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2994]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2995]]''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2996]]''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== 3000 &mdash; 3099 ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
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=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
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=== [[3010]] ===<br />
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[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
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*'''June''' <br />
**The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
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=== [[3011]] ===<br />
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[[File:Dead Bender.png|thumb|right|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] dies, but is shortly thereafter brought back to life {{et|6ACV19}}.]]<br />
[[File:Plan Am plane.png|thumb|right|The [[Planet Express crew]] forms [[Plan Am]], a commercial airline {{et|6ACV20}}.]]<br />
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* '''June &mdash; September'''<br />
<br />
<!--6ACV20 Neutopia--><br />
** [[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, and the company is turned into [[Plan Am|a commercial airline]]. The first flight unfortunately crash land on [[Neutopia (planet)|an uncharted planet]], and after finally coming home, Plan Am is closed down {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV17 Benderama--><br />
** [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], and [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] accidentally creates [[Bender duplicates|millions of duplicates]] that threaten to destroy [[Earth]] {{et|6ACV17}}. <br />
** The [[Bender duplicates|duplicates]] leave Earth forever {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV19 Ghost in the Machines--><br />
** The 3011 [[Parade Day]] is held {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is murdered by [[Lynn]], a [[suicide booth]], and ends up as a [[robot ghost]] in [[limbo]] {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] has a heart attack and temporarily moves to the [[Amish homeworld]]. He returns to [[New New York]] after a near-death experience {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
** Bender makes [[Robot God]] return him to Earth again {{et|6ACV19}}.<br />
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<!--6ACV16 Law and Oracle--><br />
**[[Philip J. Fry]] joins the [[New New York Police Department]].<br />
**He stops [[Pickles]]' plan to steal the [[Maltese Liquor]], and arrest him.<br />
**He is fired from the force for tipping off [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] about his future heist.<br />
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<!--6ACV14 The Silence of the Clamps--><br />
** The [[Robot Mafia]] attend a wedding. [[Planet Express]] deliver a new set of clamps to [[Clamps]]. <br />
** [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] sneaks in and falls in love with [[Bella]]. As they make out, he witnesses the mafia maul [[Calculon]].<br />
** Bender snitches on the mafia to the [[Earth Bureau of Investigation]] resulting in [[E.B.I. v. Donbot]] at the [[Battery Park Integrated Circuit Court]]. The Donbot wins when Calculon claims his injuries were self-inflicted, and he is released knowing that Bender snitched on him.<br />
** Bender is taken into a witness relocation program by the E.B.I. Clamps replaces him him at Planet Express, in order to find and clamp Bender.<br />
** Planet Express makes a delivery of rope to the [[Moon]]. They find someone who looks like Bender who calls himself [[Billy West (character)|Billy West]]. <br />
** Clamps tries to kill Billy, but he is defeated by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]. Despite this, Billy is then shot and killed by Bella.<br />
** The crew return home and find out that Billy wasn't actually Bender, who had actually been relocated to the [[Authentic Earth Pizza|pizzeria across the street]]. He rejoins the company.<br />
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<!--6ACV21 Yo Leela Leela--><br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
*'''3026'''<br />
**[[Teleportation]] is invented, according to [[that guy from the future]] {{et|6ACV20}}.<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''3300''' <br />
** Trapped robots in the titanium mine in [[Titan]] will be dead, if not rescued properly {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
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== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Pandora&diff=94795Pandora2011-07-10T16:33:13Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{place infobox<br />
|name=Pandora<br />
|image=[[File:Pandora.png|225px]]<br />
|first appear={{e|6ACV16}}<br />
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'''Pandora''' is a stereoscopic 3-D planet. [[Leela]] notes that the planet is extremely dangerous, and she is unable to see properly while on the planet as she only has one eye and no 3-D glasses.<br />
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== Production ==<br />
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The planet is a refence to the moon with the same name featured in the 2009 science-fiction film ''{{w|Avatar (2009 film)|Avatar}}'' by James Cameron. The fact that the planet is 3D is a reference to the film being produced in 3D, and relaunching the popularity of 3D films.<br />
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The planet is very similar to the ''Avatar'' moon, with many floating islands with forestation on their surface. A major difference, however, is that the planet is in {{w|anaglyph}}, with the entire planet divided into red and cyan hues that produce a 3-D image when seen correctly, and it is not a moon, but a planet. <br />
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== Image gallery ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Pandora2.png|The planet's surface, featuring floating islands and humongous trees.<br />
File:Pandora3.png|[[Bender]], having adapted his eyes for proper vision on Pandora.<br />
</gallery><br />
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== Additional info ==<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
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*{{e|6ACV16}}<br />
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[[Category:Planets]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=File_talk:Benderama_2.png&diff=93206File talk:Benderama 2.png2011-06-28T18:45:22Z<p>Unit 3.0: Created page with "Could we replace this? It's just Hermes and Amy looking at Bender discriminatingly, and it doesn't represent the episode that well. -Unit 3.0 14:41, June 28..."</p>
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<div>Could we replace this? It's just Hermes and Amy looking at Bender discriminatingly, and it doesn't represent the episode that well. -[[USer:Unit 3.0|Unit 3.0]] 14:41, June 28, 2011</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Bender_duplicates&diff=93205Bender duplicates2011-06-28T18:31:55Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{species infobox<br />
|name=Bender duplicates<br />
|image=[[File:Bender duplicates.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=Microscopic Bender duplicates in close-up {{et|6ACV17}}.<br />
|homeworld=[[Earth]], unknown other home.<br />
|member of=<br />
|first appear={{e|6ACV17}}<br />
}}<br />
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The '''Bender duplicates''' are the billions of duplicates of [[Bender Bending Rodríguez]] that were created by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]]'s [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker|duplicator]] in the summer of [[3011]]. They are all exact copies of Bender, including appearance and personality, but they are all smaller than him. The original Bender created the first generation of Bender duplicates, which was made of two Benders who were 60% of him. Those two created the next generation, which were 60% size each of the first generation's robots, and twice as numerous (there were four of them). This pattern continued until Earth was threatened by quintillions of microscopic Benders.<br />
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== History ==<br />
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The source of the duplicates is an invention of [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]], which has the power to copy an object and recreate two additional copies of it, 60 % of its size. All it requires is some kind of matter as fuel. To help him with some work, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] copies himself, creating two smaller duplicate Benders. He copied himself holding the duplicator inside him, meaning his duplicates as well each gained a duplicator. When needing additional work, they as well copied themselves, creating additional, smaller duplicates. This continued on an escalating scale, until there after just a few days were thousands of Bender duplicates. The Professor now realised that if the group was to continue expanding at that rate, they would soon consume all matter on [[Earth]], resulting in disaster. The [[Planet Express crew]] therefore tried to destroy all duplicates they could find, but they missed one.<br />
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This one duplicate continued to duplicate, and soon there were billions of duplicates at a microscopic scale. As these tiny robots all needed [[alcohol]] to function, they soon consumed all alcohol on Earth, leading to what the Professor assumed was their end. Unfortunately, the duplicates then found a way to go into the molecules of water on a microscopic level, and transform it into alcohol. In a short time, all water on Earth had turned into alcohol, leading all of Earth's population to be drunk all the time.<br />
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The duplicates were later convinced by the original Bender to help in defeating a common enemy, the [[unattractive giant monster]], who threatened to destroy [[New New York]]. The duplicates formed one giant Bender, who battled the monster and finally won. Excited about what they could accomplish together, Bender asked if they wanted to help him in ridding of other evils of the world, such as hunger and "unliteracy".<br />
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This led the duplicates to question the big Bender, and they decided to leave [[Earth]] to find a new home. Some duplicates, however, decided to stay back on Earth.<br />
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== Image gallery ==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:617-Benders.jpg|Two dozens of Bender duplicates in decimetre size. <br />
File:Benderama infobox.png|Bender duplicates.<br />
File:Bender duplicates microscopic 2.png|Billions of the duplicates in miscroscopic scale.<br />
File:UGM momma 2.png|All duplicates go together to create one giant Bender, to combat [[unattractive giant monster|an enemy]].<br />
</gallery><br />
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== Additional information ==<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
* {{e|6ACV17}}<br />
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[[Category:Robots]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Bender_Bending_Rodriguez&diff=92442Bender Bending Rodriguez2011-06-25T15:18:53Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Bender Bending Rodríguez<br />
|image=[[File:Bender promo 2.jpg|225px]]<br />
|image text=A [[promotional picture]] of Bender holding a cigar and a bottle of [[Olde Fortran]].<br />
|birth date=Before [[2993]]<br />
|age={{age|2993}} plus unknown thousands of years due to [[Bender's Big Score|continuous time travel]]; [[Roswell that Ends Well|head]] is 1055 years older than body, see [[#Age|age section]] for details <!-- please refrain from adding the comic book "fact", as it is not necessarily canon. --><br />
|type=p<br />
|job=Assistant Manager of Sales at [[Planet Express]]<br />
|voiced by=John DiMaggio<br />
|first appear={{e|1}}<br />
|origin=[[Earth]], [[Mexico]], [[Tijuana]]<br />
|species=[[Robot]] ([[Bending Units|Bending Unit]])<br />
|family=''See [[#Family|family]] section.''<br />
}}<br />
'''Bender Bending Rodr&iacute;guez''' (Model: '''[[Bending Units|Bending Unit]] 22''') is a bending unit, who works at [[Planet Express]] as Assistant Manager of Sales, formerly chef of the company. He is one of the primary characters and is known for his "in-your-face interface".<br />
<!--SEE THE DISCUSSION PAGE ABOUT THE FOLLOWING SECTION:<br />
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He weighs 525 pounds (238kg) and his central processing unit is a {{w|MOS Technology 6502|MOS Technologies 6502 processor}}. His arms and legs can be separated from the body and may act independently from it, and his head is able to survive without his body.<br />
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His internal fuel cells are recharged by drinking alcohol or any other liquid capable of delivering chemical energy, such as mineral oil or [[Dark Matter|dark matter oil]]. If he does not drink alcohol for a while, he suffers symptoms of intoxication, develops five-o'-clock rust around his mouth and leaks oil from his armpits. He carries a nuclear pile that seems to be composed of fissionable material, enabling the construction of miniature nuclear weapons.<br />
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Bender has a highly addictive personality, and his favorite pastimes are watching [[All My Circuits]], stealing things, drinking, and smoking. He lives in the [[New New York#Robot Arms Apartments|Robot Arms Apartments]] with his roommate [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]. In spite of his general selfishness and family-sized ego, he has occasionally demonstrated a capacity for generosity, even self-sacrifice, where his good friends are involved.<br />
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One of Bender's life-long dreams is to be a folk singer&mdash;a dream he briefly lived when he toured with [[Beck]] ([[Bendin' in the Wind|3ACV13]]). Normally his inhibition unit keeps his musical urges under control, but it tends to shut down in the presence of strong magnetic fields (especially in close proximity to his head). Ultimately things turned out tragically; fortunately for Bender, he's a robot with many life-long dreams. Another is being a great chef, like his idol [[Elzar]]. He achieved this dream as well when he defeated Elzar on the show ''[[Iron Cook]]'' ([[The 30% Iron Chef|3ACV22]]).--><br />
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== Personality and abilities ==<br />
Bender is often selfish and insensitive to other people's emotions. At one point, he flushed Leela's beloved pet Nibbler down the toilet. He is also quite vain, frequently bragging about how great he is. Bender has no qualms about committing crimes and often steals people's wallets or items from shops. He loves smoking and drinking, though as a Robot he has to drink alcohol to keep him going. (The cigars just make him look cool.) Bender can also be cruel at times and even sometimes treats his own friends badly.<br />
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However, he is capable of caring for others and is close friends with Leela and Fry, even though he often acts obnoxious and mean towards them. Bender seems genuinely happy for Leela when she is reunited with her long lost parents and was devastated when he is ordered to kill Fry in ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''. Considering he is still upset when he returns to the future it's possible he might have been mourning Fry for nearly a thousand years.<br />
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Bender also has a fair few romantic relationships with fembots. Bender can be quite emotional at times, despite stating that robots aren't supposed to have emotions, and is empathic towards turtles since they have hard shells and have difficulty getting up if they fell on their backs, two things they share in common with Bender. He also becomes the leader of a group of penguins at one point. Bender also idolised the Harlem Globetrotters and wanted to become one of them and started crying when they refused to let him join.<br />
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Bender also loves cooking though he had little talent for it and would often cook things that were either inedible or just barely edible. In certain episodes however, he has been able to make food successfully, making a cake for Nibbler's birthday party which was promptly eaten by the Nibblonian.<br />
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As a robot, Bender has quite a lot of abilities. He is able to stretch his arms long distances as well as record data in his head, once using this to get Richard Nixon to give him back his body. He also breathes fire whenever he burps and when he is terrified he sometimes ejects bricks from his backside which is his variant of defecation. (This is a reference to the slang phrase, to "s**t bricks", meaning to be very scared or surprised.) Although he usually only does this while in a state of shock, he has also done it after eating an {{w|Olestra}} potato chip from the 20th century. Bender is also very strong, even managing to bend a supposedly unbendable girder. <br />
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Bender is able to remove numerous parts of his body such as his head, arms, legs and even eyes. When he is staring at something or someone his eyes frequently extended out of his head. Like turtles he can withdraw into his chest when he chooses too. Bender can also survive in lava for a short time, though when he displays this ability his eyes melted as soon as he came out of the lava.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
[[File:Montholdbender.png|thumb|left|Bender when he was only a month old]]<br />
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=== Early years ===<br />
Bender Bending Rodríguez was built in [[Tijuana]], Mexico in the early [[2990s]], although he believed it was in [[2998]], by [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]]. He has a fatal defect leaving him as mortal as a human. Inspector 5 (Hermes) knew of the defect but let him live. There is some speculation about what happened in the following two years, except few things are certain, he briefly studied Bending at Bending State University, which may or may not be the facility he was built in. He minored in Robo-American Studies.<br />
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He soon got a job bending girders, but after realizing that the purpose of the girders he bent were for [[suicide booth]]s, he figured that his purpose was meaningless and thus decided to kill himself in one of the suicide booths he had helped construct.<br />
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=== You really want a robot for a friend? ===<br />
{{further|Season 1}}<br />
While waiting in line to kill himself on 31 December, 2999, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], who was clearly not familiar with suicide booths, stood in front of him, thinking it was a phone booth. Bender helped him along. But they managed to get out of the suicide booth alive. Bender soon learns that Fry is from the 20th Century and had been frozen for a thousand years.<br />
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But since Fry refused to get [[Career chip|assigned]] to his job, [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] was on his tail. Bender helped him escape through the [[Head Museum]] and soon down to [[Old New York]] below [[New New York]]. Here Leela finally caught up with them and agreed to help Fry. Bender decided to stay with them and they headed over to Fry's nephew, [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]. Farnsworth soon offered them jobs, and luckily for them, he had the proper career chips.<br />
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=== Farnsworth's asset ===<br />
As an employee at Planet Express he continued his kleptomania, drinking and smoking. He convinced Fry to move in with him and soon [[Hermes Conrad]] forced him to actually do something around the company. He got assigned as chef of the company, one of his dreams was apparently to cook, but having no sense of taste made vile meals for the staff.<br />
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Bender got into trouble when he began abusing electricity (jacking on), and his friends were not in favor of it. Saddened by their discontent, he sought new opportunities in [[religion]]. He joined Robotology, but this only served to make him more annoying to his friends. So they decided to make Bender sin to become his regular self again, inadvertently condemning him to [[Robot Hell]]. Feeling guilty, Fry and Leela tracked Bender down and saved him from the [[Robot Devil]].<br />
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Bender himself never found true love, and one of the few fembots he got close to was sucked into a black hole with the ''[[Titanic]]'' after [[Zapp Brannigan]] altered the ship's course. But his personality continued to be a problem for his friends, and Leela became very upset with him when he flushed [[Nibbler]] down the toilet. The Professor "carefully" implanted an empathy chip in Bender, which forced him to feel Leela's every emotion for a short while.<br />
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[[File:Bender.png|thumb|right|180px|Bender Bending Rodríguez]]<br />
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=== The lesser of two evils ===<br />
{{further|Season 2}}<br />
During a visit to [[Past-O-Rama]] they bumped into [[Flexo]], another Bending Unit, possibly also of the same model number (22). Flexo and Bender became good friends, but Fry feared that Flexo is evil, and in a mix up at the Miss Universe contest Flexo was arrested for Bender's attempt to steal the tiara.<br />
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Bender briefly joined the [[Robot Mafia]] and fought in the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League until his popularity slipped and he was rigged out of the league. Together with his fellow robots he rebelled against [[Humans|humanity]].<br />
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=== Well - I'm rich ===<br />
Bender's Uncle [[Vladimir]] died and Bender was to inherit his castle, on the condition that he had to spend one night within its walls. Bender was not at all comfortable in his new castle and the start up sound of Windows 98 was not helping either.<br />
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While being chased by several hologram ghosts, he fled out in the yard where he was run over by a [[Were-Car|were-car]]. The collision caused a virus to be beamed into him and he became a were-car. Bender did not realize this until later, but the [[Gypsy]] told them the only way to get rid of the virus would be destroy the original were-car. So through a long journey they found the original were-car and destroyed it, and thus Bender was free of the virus.<br />
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Whether he kept the castle or not is unknown.<br />
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=== Now when I'm found in a million years, people will know what the score was ===<br />
{{further|Season 3}}<br />
Bender continued his life with many adventures together with Fry and Leela. He temporarily worked for [[Calculon]] as his water heater. He met up with Flexo again, but this time he was not happy to see him, because Bender figured that his second true love was still in love with Flexo. Bender screwed it up and the divorcees got back together.<br />
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He was briefly sent to an institute for insane robots, along with [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], who went temporarily insane. He got to go on tour with [[Beck]] after becoming paralysed from a freak accident with a can opener, thus fulfilling his dream of becoming a folk-singer, became Pharaoh of an entire planet, driving everyone (including Fry and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]) into slavery, and beat [[Elzar]] on the [[television]] show ''[[Iron Cook]]''. However, he did not accept the title of Iron Cook, only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier (which he made up, and comes with double prize money).<br />
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During a battle with [[Space Pirates]], Bender was shot out through the torpedo slot and was forced to drift through space. He, for some time, became the God of the [[Shrimpkins]], which was a life form that had grown on his stomach. But, after they viciously killed each other in a nuclear war, started by Bender's need for booze, Bender met up with the [[Galactic Entity]], who he believes ''is'' God. The Entity eventually sent Bender back to [[Earth]] after receiving a radio signal from Fry.<br />
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=== I should not be allowed on TV! ===<br />
{{further|Season 5}}<br />
Bender was still wanting his fame, he found interest in becoming [[Bender (All My Circuits)|the new]] [[Antonio Calculon, Jr.|Antonio]] on [[All My Circuits]]. He got the job. But Calculon was hardly impressed by Bender's performance, however the Network executives disagreed. So Bender got to continue on the show, but in his true nature.<br />
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But when Bender realized that his behaviour on TV causes [[Dwight Conrad|Dwight]] and [[Cubert Farnsworth|Cubert]] to steal his stuff, he called off the show.<br />
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Bender joined Fry and Leela briefly as they gained super powers in [[the New Justice Team]], he has had an affair with the [[Planet Express Ship]], he got modeled into a fembot and had a relationship shortly with Calculon, and helped [[Robot Santa]] as a replacement.<br />
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=== Dumb dumb away! ===<br />
{{further|Bender's Big Score}}<br />
But the company got into trouble when the [[Box Network]] canceled its license, and for two years they were not able to deliver packages. Luckily though, their license was renewed and they went back in business.<br />
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Bender became the centre of attention as the new masters of the company lead by [[Nudar]] infected him with an [[iObey]] virus and they forced him to go back in time and steal all of Earth's valuables. But when Fry managed to escape back into the past, they send him after Fry to kill him, and after 12 years tireless hunting, he managed to do so.<br />
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But he soon learned that the Fry he killed was doomed anyway because he was a [[time paradox duplicate]]. But after being stranded on [[Neptune]] for a while, humanity and he decided to fight back, and after the war was won (with the help of Hermes), he revealed that he himself had kept [[the Spheroboom]] that the scammers had told him to keep safe, thus saving the day. <br />
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However, while on a trip back in time to make sense out of everything that had happened that year, a mishap led to him accidentally tearing the universe open.<br />
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=== Death to humans! ===<br />
{{further|The Beast with a Billion Backs}}<br />
After becoming an official stalker for [[Calculon]] by Calculon, Bender fell into a deep depression after Calculon informed him that there was no such thing as the [[League of Robots]], a society of robots which came to the aid of robots abused by humans, and which Bender had worshipped for his entire life. He contemplated commiting suicide until he was approached by the League led by Calculon himself; he lied about its non-existence to ensure its secrecy.<br />
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Bender became the newest member of the League and began to personally enforce the no-humans policy of the organization, becoming very famous within it. However, Bender was caught helping his human friends and his bluffs were called by Calculon, whom Bender challenged to a duel. Bender broke the rules of the duel, severely injuring Calculon and nearly exposing the League, but instead of being kicked out of the League, Calculon resigned his position as President and gave it to Bender.<br />
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Bender organized the [[Army of the Damned]] (trading [[Bender's First Born Son|his firstborn son]] to the [[Robot Devil]] for it) to take over the world, only to discover that its entire population was already leaving to live on the body of a giant tentacled monster named [[Yivo]]. Bender soon received a letter from Fry describing how wonderful life was there, but Bender ended up interfering by [[The Robot Invasion of Heaven|attacking Yivo]] and attempting to bring humanity back. Soon, for personal reasons, Yivo unwittingly complied with Bender and had everybody return to Earth.<br />
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=== I know not of this Bender ===<br />
{{further|Bender's Game}}<br />
Bender finds himself attempting to catch up with a game of Dungeons and Dragons, played by [[Cubert Farnsworth]] and his friends. He soon hits the obstacle of realising he has no imagination. But the more he tries, he eventually believes he is [[Titanius Anglesmith]], Fancy Man of [[Cornwood]].<br />
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Unfortunately, his imagination grows wild, and he is sent to [[HAL Institute]] to be cured. The therapy is unsuccessful and they decide to give him a "robotomy". But during the operation, the [[dark matter]] crystals becomes close enough, allowing Bender's imagination to become real.<br />
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In his fantasy, he is the owner of a castle. When he hears of [[Waltazar, Larius and Ignus|Black Knights]] approaching, he sets out with his friends, [[Leegola]] and [[Frydo]]. Discovering the [[Die of Power]], he sets off to [[Great Wizard Greyfarn|Greyfarn]], where they learn of the story behind the Die. Titanius is slightly against the quest, but decides to tag along. On several occasions, he refers to going back, such as when they have just passed through the [[Cave of Hopelessness]].<br />
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On the other side, [[Fellowship]] decides to seek [[Wipe Castle]] for help. Unfortunately, the [[King of Cornwood]] is insane, and the entire royal army is gone, because the king declared war on scallops, tied the entire army to a rock, and pushed them into the ocean. As [[Momon]]'s forces arrive, they have a large, unwinnable battle at hand. But as things seems darkest, [[Leegola]] and her centaur army saves Wipe Castle. Knowing of Frydo's quest, the Fellowship decides to go help him. However, they are too late and Momon wins the battle, causing them to return to their world.<br />
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=== I'm...so...GREAT!! ===<br />
{{further|Into the Wild Green Yonder}}<br />
Bender takes a trip to [[Mars Vegas]] with the rest of the crew. There, he falls in love with [[Fanny]], a burlesque dancer, who is the [[Donbot]]'s wife. He enters the [[Universal Poker Championship]] Tournament for her and wins against Fry with five kings.<br />
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After returning to Earth, Bender feels upset that the [[Feministas]] are committing more felonies than him. He gets hired by [[Zapp Brannigan]] to help him capture the Feministas. By getting Bender to wire tap Fry's "cellphone-telephone" Zapp finds out where the Feministas are hiding and chases them aboard the [[Nimbus]], along with Bender and [[Kif Kroker|Kif]]. After an exciting space chase, Bender captures the Feministas and goes against them in court. They are found guilty and sent to [[Maxi-Padlock]] Prison.<br />
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Bender then breaks into the women's prison and helps the Feministas escape, because by doing so, he would have committed way more felonies than the women. He bends a brick wall and calls Farnsworth, who pilots the Planet Express Ship down to rescue them from the prison's forces. They crash a demolition ceremony, and in the end, Bender is sent through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]] with the rest of the Planet Express Crew.<br />
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=== Dying sucks butt! ===<br />
{{further|Season 6}}<br />
After crashing the ship into Earth and being rebirthed {{et|6ACV01}}, Bender starts a [[robosexual]] relationship with [[Amy Wong|Amy]] {{et|6ACV04}}, after [[Kif Kroker|Kif]] dumps her for flirting with criminal inmates, despite his previously affirming that "[[Humans]] dating [[Robots]] is sick" {{et|3ACV15}}. Amy and Bender decided to marry, and manage to pass [[Proposition ∞|a proposition]] to legalize robosexual marriage. However, Bender leaves her upon realising she wants a monogamous marriage. He participated in a [[Sith Invasion re-enactment|re-enactment of the Sith-il War]], after which he learned that he was built without a back-up unit {{et|6ACV06}}. He then goes with [[Hermes Conrad]] to determine why. Despite failing to do so, Bender uses the experience to reaffirm his stance on life. <br />
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Later, Bender witnesses robots undergoing evolution on a [[Robo-planetoid|deserted planetoid]] {{et|6ACV09}}. He was nearly killed after [[Mind-switcher|switching bodies]] with a [[Emperor Nikolai|Robo-Hungarian Emperor]] {{et|6ACV10}}. Later, he threw a [[100th Delivery Party|party celebrating Planet Express' 100th delivery]] {{et|6ACV12}}. After abruptly ending the party, Bender participated in the [[Devolution Revolution]], using his expertise to bend the [[Westside Pipeway]]. <br />
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== Character description ==<br />
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=== Composition ===<br />
Bender routinely claims to be made of thirty to forty percent of various metals, typically following his claims up by knocking on his own chassis. Unfortunately, his credibility on this matter is thrown into question by the fact that his various claims now add up to well over one hundred percent. Bender has alternately claimed to be:<br />
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*40% Zinc {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
*40% Titanium {{et|A Head in the Polls|2ACV03}}.<br />
*30% Iron {{et|The 30% Iron Chef|3ACV22}}, presumably mixed with osmium, ([[A Pharaoh to Remember|3ACV17]]).<br />
*40% Dolomite {{et|4ACV07}}.<br />
*40% Lead ([[Futurama (video game)|FVG]]). Canon status of video game uncertain.<br />
*40% Luck/horseshoes ([[Into the Wild Green Yonder|ITWGY]]). Composition of the horseshoes unknown.<br />
*40% Chromium {{et|Attack of the Killer App|6ACV03}}. Bender was not the one to make this claim. It was an [[Antarian]].<br />
*60% Storage space {{et|The Prisoner of Benda|6ACV10}}.<br />
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Total: 150% - 330% or greater. The number is dependent on whether or not one counts various claims as true. First the "40% Horseshoes" claim, as the supposed horseshoes could have been made of one of the other metals previously stated, (Titanium, Iron, or Lead) meaning that one could have been a restatement rather than a new figure. Second, it depends on whether or not he considers his storage space to be part of the total percentage of himself, in which case the remaining 40% that he often claims to be would constitute the rest of his body. Third, the claim of "40% Lead" is dependent on the whether the video game can be considered canon. Fourth and finally, whether the claim of "40% Chromium" is accepted at all. This claim was not made by Bender but rather one of the Antarians. It is plausible that the claim is false and that it was just made to justify the in-progress cannibalization of Bender's body. Even if all previous points made are taken into account and only the first four claims were used, Bender's composition would be 150%, far more than what is possible. This error can be explained as due to Bender's being a poor calculator, making it plausible that he has given the wrong percentages {{et|3ACV09}}. <br />
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Additionally, he has a 0.04% nickel impurity, which doesn't ''increase'' total percentage, but slightly ''decreases'' the percentages of everything else. This is apparently not a standard impurity, and is cited as making him unique. <br />
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There's also a mention that robots are made from recycled beer cans (and beer cans are made from recycled robots), so depending on the year 3000 composition of beer cans, he may have a certain percentage of aluminum in his alloy.<br />
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As a side note, "Dolemite" is also the name of a movie from 1974. The main character, Dolemite, is a pimp who leads an army of Kung Fu hookers.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072895/ IMDB - Dolemite]</ref> Bender has been a pimp many times throughout the series.<br />
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=== Family ===<br />
[[File:Bender's Xmas 2.jpg|right|thumb|Bender's mother, whom he refers to as his mommy.]]<br />
*[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]], Bender's owner and the creator of the sports utility robot on which Bender and all/most other modern robots are based.<br />
*[[Flexo]], not exactly a relative, but another [[Bending Unit]] of the same model.<br />
*[[Mom]], owner of [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
*[[Bender's mother|His mother]], a robotic arm who sends him [[Xmas]] cards.<br />
*His father, who was killed by a giant can opener {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
*Uncle [[Vladimir]], who lived in [[Thermostadt]], capital of the [[Robo-Hungarian Empire]], and died at the ripe old age of 211.<br />
*[[Tandy]], Uncle Vladimir's son and hence Bender's cousin.<br />
*Screwy Aunt Rita, who ''is'' a screw. (Note that Bender stated that he had an Aunt Rita during Leela's coma fantasy in the episode "[[The Sting]]", so this may not be true.)<br />
*[[Albert]], [[Sally]], [[Nina]], [[Sam]] and 8 other orphans, briefly adopted from the [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium]].<br />
*Three penguin "children" {{et|3ACV05}}.<br />
*[[Junior]], a child born to [[The Crushinator]] ([[Freaky Fry-day|US#009]]). Comic books of uncertain canon status.<br />
*[[Bender's first born son|His first born son]], Bender exchanges him for an [[Army of the Damned]].<br />
*Bender's grandmother, who is a bulldozer.<br />
*Buster, identical cousin.<br />
*Turner, another cousin {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
*Commodore LXIV, or Commodore 64. A painting of this robot is hanging in Uncle [[Vladimir]]'s dining hall and can be assumed to be one of Bender's ancestors.<br />
*[[Bender's guinea pig|His guinea pig]], who died off-screen prior to the [[V-GINY]]'s rampage {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
*[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]], Inspector at Mom's friendly robot plant in Tijuana, Mexico {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
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=== Age ===<br />
According to himself, Bender was originally constructed in [[2998]], making him one year old when Fry met him in 2999, but several later discoveries supports the theory that he was in fact born earlier. Bender's memory as newborn is as a complete, fullgrown robot, but events in "[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]" suggest that his current, fullgrown body merely was the final stage, and it is possible that Bender only remembers entering this final stage - what he considers being born.<br />
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In [[season 6]] episode "[[Lethal Inspection]]", it is revealed that Hermes supervised Bender's construction before getting the job in [[Planet Express]], and is seen much younger than he must have been in the late [[2990s]]. We also see that the state in which he was supervised - reminiscent of a human baby - much differs from the one Bender remembers from 2998. In "[[The Prisoner of Benda]]", it can be shown that Hermes was already in the company in [[2993]], and thus Bender must have been born in that year at least, and possibly even earlier.<br />
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[[File:Roswell that ends well.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The events of "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]" aged Bender's head 1055 years ahead of his body.]]<br />
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The events in "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]" make his head 1055 years older than the rest of his body. The incident in "[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]" does largely not count as an aging or the opposite, and fans largely regard his age to remain intact. In {{f|1}}, Bender travels back in time several times, though the amount of times is unknown, the amount of Benders that appear at the end, may suggest at least a couple of thousand times. Given how many of these travels seems to be between 1000 to 5000 years in the past (from about 3007), an educated guess would make him at least a million years old, but probably more. An alternative theory could suggest when the time duplicates explode at the end of the first film, Bender is the same age he was at the end of the original run plus 995 years, as the Bender that went back 995 years in time to kill Fry is presumed to be the orginal and therefore wouldn't expire like the rest of them.<br />
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In the comic, "[[Rust in Peace]]", it is revealed that Bender, due to too much time travelling, must be inserted into a renewed unit. Farnsworth determines his age to be 27,203 before moving him to his new body. But 27,203 seems a lot less than what would be a quick educated guess. 27,203 would require Bender to have gone at least about a thousand years back each time and only gone 27 times, or instead gone more years back and done fewer than 27 times. But regardless of the ordeal, the amount of Benders appearing at the end of ''Bender's Big Score'' seems to contradict this fact. The event in the comic is thus not considered [[canon]].<br />
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=== Durability ===<br />
Bender frequently displays incredible durability, to the point that he appears to be indestructible. He has been completely flattened, hit point-blank with a shotgun, had several chips removed from his severed head, then had his head [[Roswell That Ends Well|buried for over a thousand years]], had his lower torso melted from a cosmic electrical disturbance, been [[Godfellas|launched out of a torpedo tube then withstood atmospheric reentry]], [[Jurassic Bark|submerged himself in lava]], and been burned to nothing but his eyes and mouth after converting his body entirely into wood<br />
(though this was a [[Obsoletely Fabulous|dream]]). In "[[Rebirth]]", after having been nearly eaten by a [[cyclophage]] and have a [[Doomsday Devices|doomsday device]] explode inside him, he remarks "What does it take to kill me?". A bomb has also exploded inside him in "[[War Is the H-Word]]".<br />
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However, as it's revealed in "[[Lethal Inspection]]", Bender was built without a backup unit. This means he can't download his personality or memories to another body, which he wanted to do if his original body got killed. Therefore, if his body is destroyed, he dies. As it turned out, [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]] was the one responsible for mercifully approving Bender as a perfect robot, thus allowing him to live despite actually being a defective [[Robots|robot]].<br />
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[[File:Were-Car.jpg|right|thumb|Bender as a were-car.]]<br />
[[File:Human Bender.jpg|right|thumb|Human Bender, with floozies.]]<br />
[[File:New Justice Team.png|right|thumb|Bender as "Superking" (middle).]]<br />
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=== Alternate appearances ===<br />
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*'''[[2ACV08]]''': '''Bender the Offender/Gender Bender''' Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting League]], and become 'Bender the Offender', but after he becomes less popular, [[Abner Doubledeal]], the Commissioner of the URFL, changed his persona to 'The Gender Bender'<br />
*'''[[2ACV16]]''': '''Giant Bender:''' In a [[canon|non-canon]] scenario, Bender is pictured as 500 feet tall. During the episode, he claims to weigh 7 billion tons (14 trillion pounds).<br />
**'''Go-Kart Bender:''' After being murdered by [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] in aforementioned episode, she reassembles his parts into a sporty go-kart.<br />
*'''[[2ACV18]]''': '''Were-Car Bender:''' In "[[The Honking]]", Bender is transformed each midnight into a malicious were-car, determined to kill [[Philip J. Fry|his closest friend]].<br />
*'''[[3ACV03]]''': '''[[Robot Santa Claus|Santa]] Bender:''' Bender becomes a good Santa. This appearance basically has Bender's body painted red.<br />
*'''[[3ACV15]]''': '''Parallel Bender:''' The only difference apparent between Bender and his counterpart in the parallel universe (the ''only'' alternate universe at the time) was that parallel Bender (along with the rest of the parallel Planet Express crew) was wearing a cowboy hat and vest when both crews visited the [[Edge of the Universe]]. Whether this is the norm for the parallel Crew, or was due to some difference in parallel Fry's touristy adventure that day was never mentioned.<br />
*'''[[3ACV18]]''': '''Human Bender:''' In "[[Anthology of Interest II]]", Bender asks what it would be like if he were human. Despite being Mexican, he appears to be Caucasian. (Note: this could be a ''default setting'' on the professors device.)<br />
*'''[[3ACV19]]''': '''Flying Saucer Bender:''' After crashing to the New Mexico desert, the US military mistakenly reassembles Bender's body to resemble a small (functional) flying saucer.<br />
*'''[[4ACV04]]''': '''Superking:''' Bender joins the [[New Justice Team]] as the superhero "Superking", with a cape, a mask and a royal crown.<br />
*'''[[4ACV09]]''': '''Young Bender:''' Bender takes several reverted forms in "[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]", including a software disc and a set of "Bending unit blueprints". Modifications include braces and dish-antenna-like ears.<br />
*'''[[4ACV13]]''': '''Coilette:''' Bender undergoes a sex-change operation in order to win five olympic gold medals. Faked his(her) own death with a fictional disease called "[[African Hydraulic Fever]]" because he(she) did not want to marry [[Calculon]].<br />
*'''[[4ACV14]]''': '''Wooden Bender:''' In a [[canon|dream]], Bender downgrades to a wooden, steam-powered version.<br />
*'''[[4ACV15]]''': '''Golden Bender:''' In [[Universe 1]], Bender's coin flip resulted in his choosing the gold finish instead of the foghat grey that we're used to.<br />
*'''[[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]''': '''[[iObey]] Bender:''' In ''[[Bender's Big Score]]'', Bender was tricked into downloading the iObey obedience virus. He is forced to do anything the naked scammers tell him, and his pupils become red pixel swirls.<br />
*'''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs|BwBB]]''': '''LOR Bender:''' Bender is given a luxurious ascot to wear, as he becomes a new member of the [[League of Robots]].<br />
**'''Pirate Bender:''' He dressed as a pirate in honor of Fry in his attempt to retrieve him from [[Yivo]]'s body.<br />
*'''[[Bender's Game|BG]]''': '''[[Titanius Anglesmith]]:''' While playing ''Dungeons & Dragons'' in ''[[Bender's Game]]'', Bender convinces himself that he is a knight and goes insane. <!-- When [[Cornwood]] is created, his delusions are made real. --><br />
*'''Gray Goo Bender:'''Bender calls upon his legions of microscopic [[Bender Duplicates]] to join together with him and form a gigantic version of him, in order to defeat the [[Unattractive giant monster]].<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
[[File:Anthology.jpg|right|thumb|Giant Bender as seen in a "What If?" scenario, about to get attacked by giant [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Zoidberg]].]]<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
*It is recommended that he run on 5 gigawatts.<br />
*Interestingly enough, Bender appears to have been an entirely different [[Robot]] before having met Fry. They meet when Bender is (at the very least) guilty and willing to kill himself over his dismay at creating [[suicide booth]]s. However, after Bender bends the bars keeping them from escaping Leela, Bender declares that from then on he will live his life only for him and do only what he wants to do. This may, however, just be an overlook by the writers of the show simply for the sake of introducing Fry to the drastic changes the future has brought (booths that are as ubiqitous as phone booths for suicide; walking, talking Robots).<br />
**This sudden change could be explained by the electric shock Bender received shortly before bending the bars. Not only did it allow Bender the freedom to disobey his programming, it changed his opinions on various things.<br />
*He has been [[New New York v. Bender|charged]] for pimping.<br />
*Bender's apartment number is 00100100. This is a binary representation of the ASCII character '$' or 36 in decimal.<br />
*Bender's serial number is 2716057. This can be expressed as the sum of 2 cubes. Specifically, 952<sup>3</sup> + (-951)<sup>3</sup>.<br />
*Additionally, he seems to be the [[1729]]<sup>th</sup> unit produced by his "mommy".<br />
*The word "bender" can refer to a drinking spree, hinting at Bender's heavy alcohol use.<br />
*Bender is powered by a 6502 Microprocessor.<br />
*Bender dies at the end of both of his what-if scenarios in each Anthology of Interest and both have one of the characters saying "Goodnight, sweet prince" (Fry in the first and Farnsworth in the second) to Bender when he dies.<br />
*His self-destruct code is 1A2B3.<br />
*Bender cannot have magnets attached to his head, or it will "screw up his inhibition unit", thus causing him to sing crazy variations of folk songs.<br />
*Apparently stole the Prime Minister of Norway's arm.<br />
*Despite Bender being made of various metals as hard as iron and titanium, [[humans]] and other organic organisms seem to have little to no difficulty harming his metal body using only their fists and feet.<br />
*His birthstone is [[Robobium]].<br />
*Is able to simultaneously reattach each of his severed arms with the other.<br />
*He cannot get up when he is knocked on his back. At least not until he learns how to from the majestic turtle.<br />
*His antenna interferes with satelite televisions, along with some cellphones.<br />
*He, along with [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], appears in all episodes of the series.<br />
*No one can say he doesn't own John Laraquette's Spine.<br />
*In addition, he seems to own the skeletal remains of Charlamagne, as shown in "[[Jurassic Bark]]".<br />
*Bender has Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia, fear of the number 666, as hinted in "[[The Honking]]".<br />
*Bender is the most evil robot in the series, as acknowledged by [[Robot Santa]] and the [[Robot Devil]].<br />
*Bender has named his hands "Grabby and Squeezy," and his footcups "Stompy and Smashy."<br />
*Bender's favorite cause of death is being crushed to death by a big rig driven by The Incredible Hulk.<br />
*In Firefox 3, if you type "about:robots" into the address bar, a page with several cultural references to robots is displayed. The fourth bullet point says "Robots have shiny metal posteriors which should not be bitten."<br />
*His vanity plate reads “1 DVS BSTD” (one devious bastard).<br />
*He said the last sentence in all 4 [[film]]s: "Well, we're boned" ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]), "I love you, meatbags!" ([[The Beast with a Billion Backs|TBWABB]]), "Whip harder, Professor!" ([[Bender's Game|BG]]), "Into the breach, meatbags. Or not, whatever" ([[Into the Wild Green Yonder|ITWGY]]).<br />
*Bender's waste management facilities may convert material he consumes into bricks.<br />
*Bender's mighty robot powers allow him to get sick of things much quicker than humans.<br />
*His full name is first mentioned aloud in the episode "[[The Luck of the Fryrish]]".<br />
*Bender is said to be roughly 500 pounds in "[[Gender Bender]]" but in "[[Into the Wild Green Yonder|ITWGY]]" he says he is 2 tons.<br />
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=== Voice ===<br />
Of all the voices on the show, Bender's voice was the most difficult to cast. This is because none of the creators and crew were sure what a robot should sound like yet. So they had every voice actor who auditioned also audition for the role of Bender. Even [[David X. Cohen]] was suggested for the role.<br />
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[[John DiMaggio]] originally auditioned with Bender's voice for Professor Farnsworth. Among the bases for the voice were the character of Taggart from {{w|Blazing Saddles}} and DiMaggio's original character "Charlie the Sausage Lover". In the [[Commentary:Spanish Fry|audio commentary of Spanish Fry]], David X. Cohen joked about it also being "90 parts John DiMaggio."<br />
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=== Catchphrases ===<br />
Bender's basic catchphrase is "[[Bite my shiny metal ass]]".<br />
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Variations on this include the following:<br />
*Bite my red-hot glowing ass! [[When Aliens Attack|(1ACV12)]]<br />
*Lick my frozen metal ass! [[Xmas Story|(2ACV04)]]<br />
*Bite my colossal metal ass! [[Anthology of Interest I|(2ACV16)]]<br />
*Bite my splintery wooden ass! [[Obsoletely Fabulous|(4ACV14)]]<br />
*Bite my glorious golden ass! [[The Farnsworth Parabox|(4ACV15)]]<br />
*Bite my shiny metal face!! {{f|3}}<br />
*Bite my shiny metal hat. (Said by [[Fry]], {{f|4}}<br />
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Other common catchphrases are:<br />
*"[[Me, Bender]]": whenever he says "me", he usually follows it with "Bender", thus producing the sentence "me, Bender." Thus making this the most said character name on the show.<br />
*"Well, we're boned.", said in situations where he, or a group of people including him, are in a large amount of trouble.<br />
*"I'm back, baby!" whenever he makes an intriguing appearance on the scene; Bender had also said the phrase "We're back, baby!" on numerous occasions, particularly in reference to the series' revival. At one point, Bender just said, "Yeah, we're back." while filing his "nails" after escaping the wormhole.<br />
*"[[Neat!]]", when Bender is taking a picture with [[Bender's camera|his purple camera]], usually of something disturbing or disgusting.<br />
*"Cheese it!" whenever he encourages other characters to run away from trouble. This is used less commonly.<br />
*"Fun on a bun!", another less common catchphrase that is used whenever Bender describes amusement.<br />
*"He's pending for a bending.", a phrase used as a warning very few times throughout the show.<br />
*"[[Bender is great!]]", like "Me, Bender", he usually likes to say this to emphasize his enormous ego.<br />
*"Oooh!", a ghostly/eerie noise often accompanied by jazz hands when feigning supernatural abilities, etc... (The Gypsy machine also did this once to Fry)<br />
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Bender also has a tendency to call humans "meatbag" when he is displeased or annoyed with them. Additionally, Bender regularly says "Kill all humans", although, in [[The Sting|Leela's dream]] he claims to whisper "except one", referring to Fry, every time too.<br />
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As stated in "[[War Is the H-Word]]", the top ten words that Bender uses more than any others is as follows:<br />
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<ol start="10"><br />
<li>Chump</li><br />
<li value="9">Chumpette</li><br />
<li value="8">Yours</li><br />
<li value="7">Up</li><br />
<li value="6">Pimpmobile</li><br />
<li value="5">Bite</li><br />
<li value="4">My</li><br />
<li value="3">Shiny</li><br />
<li value="2">Daffodil</li><br />
<li value="1">Ass</li><br />
</ol><br />
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It is by no means impossible that the second word in the list is not "metal" considering all the variations of his catchphrase. In reference to his use of the word "daffodil", he said the sentence "Hot-diggidy-daffodil" in this episode and again in {{f|2}}. "Chumpette" is only uttered once though. "Pimpmobile" was also spoken by Bender in [[Futurama (video game)|the game]]. However, in all likelihood, Bender's real most spoken words would most likely be along the lines of any other speaker of the English language: the, and, I, a, so; etc.<br />
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=== Assets and titles ===<br />
Bender has, over the years gained many assets and ranks in various organizations and a large amount of wealth. Some of these include:<br />
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*Served as Prime Minister of [[Trisol]] under the brief rule of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry the Solid]] (most likely terminated when the old emperor came back into power or when Bender and the rest of the crew fled Trisol).<br />
*A castle, inherited from his [[Vladimir|uncle]]<br />
*Leader of the [[League of Robots]]<br />
*Commander of the [[Army of the Damned]]<br />
*[[Iron Cook]], on the television show of the same name (Zinc Saucier)<br />
*The [[Dirty Double Cross]], Earth's highest honor in swindling<br />
*[[Calculon]]'s official stalker (possibly fired when he maimed Calculon during a duel)<br />
*Spy for the [[DOOP]]<br />
*An enormous amount of wealth from various crimes<br />
*Pharaoh of [[Osiris 4]]<br />
*Prime Minister of Norway, due to him having the real Prime Minister of Norway's hand AND career chip<br />
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=== Functions, attachments, and accessories ===<br />
As we can see during the episodes, Bender has a lot of different functions. Here is a list of them:<br />
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*'''Trash Can''': Bender's own cavity can be used as a trash can. First seen "[[Space Pilot 3000]]" as he throws a bottle of beer inside himself.<br />
*'''Extenso-matic Eyes''': His eyes can zoom out of his normal layer, so he can get a better view on things; they tend to fall out when he zooms too far. First seen also in "[[Space Pilot 3000]]".<br />
*'''Subway Car''': His legs can extend onto rail tracks and his feet work like wheels, allowing Fry, Leela, and a random bum transportation in Old New York. Seen only in "[[The Luck of the Fryrish]]".<br />
*'''Extenso-matic arms''': Bender's arms and legs are capable of extending to many times their normal length. First seen in "[[The Series Has Landed]]".<br />
*'''[[GayDar]]''': Bender pulls out a small radar device to prove to [[Amy]] and [[Leela]] that a man they are interested in is gay. It surprisingly works, seen in "[[Love's Labours Lost in Space]]".<br />
*'''Video Camera''': Each of Bender's eyes can be used as a camera, either to take pictures or to film things. Both are first seen in "[[When Aliens Attack]]". He also has one more camera, located "below the equator" which does not always "perform". The camera is never seen, but it can be heard extending.<br />
*'''Cowcatcher''': In "[[A Taste of Freedom]]", Bender has a 19th century style cowcatcher installed to his front to clear a path through the crowd outside the Decapodian Embassy.<br />
*'''Barbecue''': Bender's cavity is used the same way as a barbecue. He used it to cook some burgers. First seen in "[[When Aliens Attack]]".<br />
*'''Oven''': His cavity can be used as an oven, to cook things. The real function name is "E-z Bake", and is used to cook a cake for [[Nibbler]], in the episode "[[I Second that Emotion]]".<br />
*'''Refrigerator''': His cavity can also be used to refrigerate, as seen also in "[[I Second that Emotion]]"<br />
*'''Stage Light''': A light can come out of his cavity. He used it for the first time in "[[When Aliens Attack]]".<br />
*'''AC Power''' generator: Bender plugs a television power cord into his side in [[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV]].<br />
*'''Popcorn maker''': Bender can make some popcorn in his cavity. He can also push down on his antenna to dispense butter. First seen in "[[Fear of a Bot Planet]]".<br />
*'''Keg''': Bender can also serve some beers within is cavity. First seen in "[[Hell Is Other Robots]]".<br />
*'''Toilet''': Bender's cavity is used as a toilet in the episode "[[The Cyber House Rules]]". He pushes his antenna to flush.<br />
*'''Recorder:''' Bender can record things with his head. First seen in "[[A Head in the Polls]]", to record [[Richard Nixon's head]]'s words. He records onto magnetic tape cassettes.<br />
[[File:Lighthouse bender.png|right|thumb|Bender as a lighthouse]]<br />
*'''Oxygen Supplier''': In the episode "[[The Deep South]]", Bender is used as an Oxygen Supplier, that comes via some masks.<br />
*'''Exhaust Port''': Bender's exhaust port is present in his ass, as seen in "[[Crimes of the Hot]]".<br />
*'''Flotation Device''': In "[[The Deep South]]", Bender refer to his ass as a Flotation Device.<br />
*'''Pepper Grinder''': In "[[The 30% Iron Chef]]", Bender inserts peppercorns in his mouth and shakes ground pepper out of his ass.<br />
*'''Beer Tub''': Beer ferments in Bender's chest cavity in the episode "[[The Route of All Evil]]". It has a capacity of at least five gallons, six ounces.<br />
*'''Pager''': Antenna glows and vibrates to notify the New Justice Team of a call from the mayor in "[[Less than Hero]]".<br />
*'''Oil Sprayer :''' Bender sprays oil on a cosmetic saleswoman in "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]".<br />
*'''Mail Box''': Bender's antenna indicates when he is receiving mail. First seen in "[[Crimes of the Hot]]".<br />
*'''Chicken Deboner''': Bender can debone a chicken by putting it into his mouth. He then regurgitates the chicken's skeleton and a feather duster. Seen in "[[The 30% Iron Chef]]".<br />
*'''Card Shuffler''': Bender can put a deck of cards into his mouth to shuffle them, and then spit them back out to deal them. He can apparently spit them with enough force for them to cut through objects such as apples and hair. Seen in "[[How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back]]".<br />
*'''Circular Saw''': Bender can use his hands as a circular saw and lower a matching eyeshade to protect his eyes. First seen in "[[Less than Hero]]".<br />
*'''EFTPOS Machine''': In "[[Leela's Homeworld]]", Bender takes the Professor's credit card and swipes it between his teeth to check its balance.<br />
*'''Laser Show''': In "[[Jurassic Bark]]", Bender projects an expensive-looking laser show with his head, complete with techno music.<br />
*'''Flamethrower''': Bender boils some water using flames coming out of his mouth in "[[Anthology of Interest I]]". May not be a real feature due the scene being part of a simulation.<br />
*'''Stadium air horn''': In "[[The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings]]", the [[Robot Devil]] installs a stadium air horn under Bender's nose.<br />
*'''Voice Modifier''': In "[[Bender Gets Made]]", Bender changed his voice via a control panel. Two voices are available : Robot (his normal voice), and King (his normal voice with a British accent).<br />
*'''Bug Zapper''': In "[[Spanish Fry]]", Bender shows that he is apparently capable of charging his surface with electricity and using his head to electrocute bugs.<br />
*'''Lighthouse''': In "[[Obsoletely Fabulous]]", Bender's revolving head and luminous eyes acted as a fully functional lighthouse. He can also emit a foghorn sound.<br />
*'''Pistol''': In the cover of [[Futurama (video game)|the game]], Bender is shown using his finger as a pistol. Canon status of the game uncertain.<br />
*'''Cheating Unit''': In "[[A Flight to Remember]]", Bender speaks of his "cheating unit" which predicts (inaccurately) the coming roll of the dice at craps.<br />
*'''Water Boiler''': Boils and produces hot water for [[Calculon]] in "[[That's Lobstertainment!]]".<br />
*'''Safe''': In "[[Put Your Head on My Shoulder]]", Bender stores money in his cavity, the combination lock dial can be seen on his door.<br />
*'''Movie Projector''': In "[[Crimes of the Hot]]" Bender's head projects an educational film.<br />
*'''Pen''': Finger can turn into a pen. Used to write down an address in "[[Xmas Time Is Fear]]" and to write down a joke in "[[Who's Dying to Be a Gazillionaire?]]", and to write a "A Plea For Attention" in "[[The 30% Iron Chef]]".<br />
*'''Cigar Lighter''': His finger also flips up to reveal a cigar lighter. He uses this throughout the series to light his cigars. <br />
*'''Paper Shredder''': Paper is inserted into his mouth, shredded and comes out of his chest. Used to shred the menu in [[Hell Is Other Robots]].<br />
*'''Food Processor''': Bender purées fish and regurgitates it to his surrogate penguin children in "[[The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz]]".<br />
*'''Answering Machine''': In "[[Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch]]", [[Amy]] apparently uses him as an answering machine. He isn't a very good one, though, as he doesn't alert people to new messages, and then deletes them anyway.<br />
*'''CD Player''': Bender can open his mouth panel to insert and play music CDs, as revealed in "[[Obsoletely Fabulous]]".<br />
*'''Projector''': A deleted scene from the opening of {{f|2}} shows Bender projecting the Futurama logo, and the blue beams displayed behind it, from the top of his head, possibly from his antenna.<br />
*'''Spray Paint''': Bender is capable of spraying paint from his mouth, and does this when writing graffiti as seen in "[[A Pharaoh to Remember]]" <br />
*'''Suction Cup Feet''': Bender can use his feet as suction cups, allowing him to walk on walls. This is seen in "[[Bendless Love]]"<br />
*'''Vacuum''': Bender's arm can also can be used as a vacuum. As seen in the fourth movie; ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'', sucking up slot coins.<br />
*'''Pencil Sharpener''': Bender can sharpen a pencil, as seen in "[[Lethal Inspection]]".<br />
*'''Gyroscope''': Bender is gyroscopically stable, as seen in "[[The Mutants Are Revolting]]".<br />
*'''Roller Skates''': Roller Skates can extend from Bender's feet. Only seen once in "[[A Pharaoh to Remember]]".<br />
*'''Flash Camera''': He uses his eyes to take pictures for the [[Girly Calendars]] in "[[Neutopia]]".<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Dream on, skin tube.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': I can't see what's happening. Are we boned?<br />
'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Yeah, we're boned.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': I love stealin'; I love takin' things!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Ah, TV's Elzar. This is the greatest nanosecond of my life. No, this one is. No, this one. Wait, that one was slightly worse. So far so good on this one.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Ah, I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Bite my shiny, metal ass!</poem><br />
<poem>'''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]]''': I was just regaling your former coworkers with a tale of bedroom antics, the likes of which-<br />
'''Bender''': Yeah yeah, big whoop, no one cares; I've got ''Bender'' related news.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Our love isn't any different than yours, except ours is hotter because I'm involved.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Something's happening on television!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': I'm Bender baby! Please insert liquor!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Shut up baby, I know it!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Look, [[Lrrr|hoss]], [[Ndnd|your wife]] threw you out. That’s your license to be a jerk. Do whatever you want, then walk away and light a cigar!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Aww, [[Thubanian leader|its]] anus looks like an asterisk!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': ''[in [[Emperor Nikolai|Emperor Nikolai's]] body.]'' Ah! I have everything I ever wanted. Money, wealth, riches. Yet something's missing. [[Princess Flavia|A hot princess with whom to get grizzly]].</poem><br />
<poem>'''[[Amy Wong|Amy]]''': Remember, [[Robosexuality|love between]] a [[Human]] and a [[Robot]] is taboo. ''[She takes a brush from Bender's cabinet and fixes her hair.]'' We can't tell anyone, not even [[Planet Express crew|our co-workers]].<br />
'''Bender''': ''[To [[Amy Wong|Amy]].]'' Got it. I'll show the utmost discretion as we get nasty in this [[Tube Transport System|glass tube]].</poem><br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
While Bender appears in every episode, film or comic, the following categories may be of interest;<br />
*[[:Category:A plots focusing on Bender|A plots focusing on Bender]]<br />
*[[:Category:B plots focusing on Bender|B plots focusing on Bender]]<br />
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== References ==<br />
{{reflist}}<br />
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[[Category:All My Circuits]]<br />
[[Category:Bender's family]]<br />
[[Category:Planet Express]]<br />
[[Category:Robots]]<br />
[[Category:Ultimate Robot Fighting]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Neutopia&diff=92382Neutopia2011-06-25T00:15:37Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{episode infobox<br />
|name=Neutopia<br />
|image=[[File:Neutopia clip.png|220px]]<br />
|image text=The [[rock alien]] discusses the concept of gender with a group of [[humans]] and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]].<br />
|season=6<br />
|broadcast season=8<br />
|no=108<br />
|written by=J. Stewart Burns<br />
|directed by=Edmund Fong<br />
|title reference=<br />
|caption=Provides a full day's supply of Vitamin F<br />
|first aired=23 June, 2011<ref name="airdate"/><br />
|title reference=A play on the words "{{w|neutered}}" and "{{w|utopia}}".<ref name="Cohen">{{cite web |url=http://www.animationmagazine.net/tv/cohen-spills-the-beans-on-futuramas-new-season/ |title=Cohen Spills the Beans on Futurama's New Season |work= |author=Cohen, David X.|date=16 June, 2011|accessdate=2011-6-16|speaker={{n|Cohen|David X.}} |quote='Our big season premiere on 23 June is a double-decker. We start off with “Neutopia,” (which is a combination of the words “neutered” and “utopia”), our crew crash-lands on an unknown world, where they meet a strange creature that is unfamiliar with the concept of gender. It leads to the alien modifying the genders of our crew members, giving us amazing re-gendered versions of them!}}</ref><br />
|number=6ACV20<br />
|broadcast number=S08E01<br />
|prev ep=Ghost in the Machines<br />
|next ep=Yo Leela Leela<br />
|broad prev=The Futurama Holiday Spectacular<br />
|broad next=Benderama<br />
|hasstoryboard=yes<br />
}}<br />
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"'''Neutopia'''" is the one hundred and eighth episode of ''[[Futurama]]'', the twentieth of the [[Season 6|sixth production season]] and the first of the [[Broadcast season 8|eighth broadcast season]]. It aired 23 June, 2011,<ref name="airdate">{{cite web |url=http://www.gotfuturama.com/Futurama/News/1304464909,59072,/How_many_Benders_is_too_many.html |title=How many Benders is too many? |publisher=[[CGEF]] |author=reed |date=2011-05-03 |accessdate=2011-05-04}}</ref> with "[[Benderama]]" immediately following its airing.<ref name="airdate" /> Seeing as "[[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular]]" was broadcast between the two seasons as a [[holiday special]], "Neutopia" is considered the season premiere. <br />
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== Plot ==<br />
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=== Act I: "Who ever heard of a plane with a woman President?" ===<br />
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After a series of poor business decisions, a cash-strapped [[Planet Express]] is unable to pay the mortgage on its headquarters, and faces foreclosure; however, if the company is able to pay off the mortgage, it will be able to keep the building and remain in business. The crew begins brainstorming some money-making ideas, and Leela suggests converting Planet Express into a commercial airline, as they already have a ship, and teleportation technology will not be invented for another 15 years (according to the account of a time traveler). This idea is shot down by the male crew members, who instead propose making a Planet Express-themed pin-up calendar, as all Planet Express employees have a clause in their contract which specifically states that "all ''female'' employees most pose naked upon request".<br />
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Leela and Amy grudgingly agree to participate, along with [[LaBarbara Conrad]], who is hired to the company in order to more fully flesh out the calendar; however, this still only makes three women, dooming the project to failure. The Professor announces his new idea to found a private airline, ignoring Leela's protests that she came up with the idea first. The Planet Express ship is converted into a space-capable airplane, and the female crew members are initially relieved that they will no longer have to pose in humiliating outfits, only to learn that instead, they will be forced to wear equally skimpy stewardesses' uniforms. Hermes and Fry are made captains (or "presidents") of the ship, despite the fact that Leela is the only qualified pilot onboard. On its maiden voyage, after the ship is two days overdue to land at its destination of [[Acapulsar]], Leela enters the cockpit to find that Hermes and Fry are asleep at the controls, and the ship has run out of fuel.<br />
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[[File:Neutopia clip.png|thumb|left|220px|The [[rock alien]] and the [[humans]] discuss genders.]]<br />
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=== Act II: "Test Number One: Who can drink the most sulfur?" ===<br />
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The ship crashes on a [[Rock alien homeworld|barren, rocky planet with rivers of mercury]]. The passengers and crew--16 in total, eight women and eight men--begin bickering among themselves over who should take command and what their next course of action should be. The group is approached by a [[rock alien]] who asks to speak with their leader, triggering another argument. The alien is fascinated by the group's division along gender lines (revealing that its species has only one gender, referred to as "neuchacho"), and administers a series of tests to determine which gender is superior, although the results are inconclusive. To settle the matter, the alien reveals that tomorrow morning, the planet they are on will reach perihelion with its sun, and the resulting increase in temperature will kill anyone left exposed on the surface. However, there is an icy mountain several miles away, containing a "Cave of Harmony" which will provide shelter. The first group to reach it, men or women, will survive.<br />
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The contest does not go well for either group; the men continually travel in circles, while the women chase after a mirage of a department store clearance sale. The planet is already beginning to warm up, making the journey more difficult. Leela remembers that one of their group, Amana, is a refrigeration robot, and it would be possible to combine her freon with a gas compressor from Bender's ass in order to build a cooler, making it easier to travel. LaBarbara steals the part from Bender while he sleeps, but on her way back to the female camp, she runs into Hermes, who--having had the same idea--stole Amana's freon coil. The two accuse each other of being underhanded, before making passionate love upon a rocky plateau.<br />
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The next morning, Hermes and LaBarbara oversleep, and by the time they wake up, the sun has already risen. The heat causes the mercury rivers to boil and overflow, trapping the men and suffocating the women. Just as they are about to die, the rock alien summons them all to the Cave of Harmony, where it explains that the true purpose of the test was to get the two groups to cooperate in order to reach safety, but they were unable to work together, making the alien "lose a bet" with the Borax Kid. Blaming the groups' failure upon their gender differences, the alien resolves the situation by using its powers to strip them of their genitals and secondary sexual characteristics, making them all of neuter gender. <br />
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[[File:Futurama 620 tease rev V6.jpg|thumb|left|220px|The crew changes genders.]]<br />
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=== Act III: "My girls are back!" ===<br />
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The humans initially find their newfound androgyny to be beneficial; the lack of sexual tension between them allows them to get along much better, and the work to repair the crashed ship proceeds smoothly. However, Hermes and LaBarbara find that they miss the feeling of physical intimacy, and confront the rock alien, demanding to have their genders returned. The alien agrees, but performs the process haphazardly; all those in the group who were once men are now women, and the women are now men. The alien admits its honest mistake, and prepares to correct the error, only to suddenly be shot and vaporized by Zapp Brannigan, who was responding to a distress call from the crashed ship. As a result, everyone is stuck living with his or her new gender.<br />
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Upon returning to Earth, Fry and the other "men" adapt to their new lifestyle without much difficulty, but the "women" find the change to be more difficult. To make matters worse, Planet Express still faces foreclosure. Amy suggests resuming work on the pin-up calendar; since Fry, Bender, Hermes, Zoidberg, the Professor, and Scruffy are all women now (and must, according to their contracts, pose naked upon request), there is enough material to produce a full calendar. The calendar sells well enough to pay off Planet Express's mortgage, saving the company. Just then, a meteor crashes into the company hangar, and from it emerges a second, well-dressed rock alien who identifies himself as the Borax Kid. He explains that since the other rock alien died before restoring the crew's proper genders, it is his responsibility to do so; he summons the gender-swapped passengers from the plane, returns everyone's sex to normal, and promptly departs. Satisfied with this outcome, Leela says, "That's that"... only for Scruffy, still a woman, to emerge from the bathroom, and ask, "What'd I miss?"<br />
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== Production ==<br />
On 28 February, [[2011]], [[Comedy Central]] released<ref name="promotional-material">{{cite web |url=http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2011/02/28/futurama-tops-10-million-facebook-likes/ |title=Futurama Tops 10 Million Facebook Likes! |publisher=Comedy Central Insider |date=2011-02-08 |accessdate=2011-05-03}}</ref> two [[promotional picture]]s for "Neutopia" in celebration of the show's 10 million likes on {{w|Facebook}}.<br />
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During May [[2011]], ''[[Countdown to Futurama]]'' released six items of promotional material for the episode: a video clip featuring the [[Planet Express crew]] members with swapped genders on 4 May, concept art of a female [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] on 5 May, a promotional picture featuring [[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]], [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] sleeping together on 6 May, concept art of the [[Planet Express ship]] dressed as an airplane on 7 May, part of [[Storyboard:Neutopia|the storyboard]] showing the crew make a photo shoot on 8 May, and concept art of a female [[Scruffy]] on 14 May.<br />
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On 16 June, a video clip from the episode was released on [http://io9.com io9], featuring [[humans]] (including the PE crew) on a desertic planet, discussing the concept of gender with a [[rock alien]].<ref>[http://io9.com/5812331/exclusive-clip-from-futuramas-season-opener io9: Exclusive Clip from Futurama's Season Opener!]</ref><br />
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=== Image gallery ===<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Neutopia.jpg|The first promotional picture.<br />
Image:Zoidberg 6ACV20.jpg|The second promotional picture.<br />
Image:Futurama 620 tease rev V6.jpg|A screenshot from the ''Countdown to Futurama'' clip.<br />
Image:620-Female-Zoidberg.jpg|Concept art of a female Dr. Zoidberg.<br />
Image:620-Sleeping.jpg|The third promotional picture.<br />
Image:620-Airplane-Ship.jpg|Concept art of the Planet Express ship dressed as an airplane.<br />
Image:620-Board A.jpg|Page 106 of the storyboard.<br />
Image:620-Female-Scruffy.jpg|Concept art of a female Scruffy.<br />
Image:Neutopia clip.png|A screenshot from the io9 clip.<br />
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== Reception ==<br />
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In a preview of "Neutopia" and "[[Benderama]]", Katie Schenkel from ''CliqueClack TV'' commented that these episodes "[weren't] [her] favourite".<ref name="cliqueclack-preview">{{cite web |url=http://cliqueclack.com/tv/2011/06/20/futurama-benderama-neutopia-preview/ |title=Futurama comes back … with a stumble |author=Schenkel, Katie |date=2011-06-20 |accessdate=2011-06-20 |publisher=CliqueClack TV}}</ref> On "Neutopia", Schenkel felt the episode was too reminiscing of "[[Amazon Women in the Mood]]", but not in a good way.<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/> Schenkel argues that the usage of stereotypical male jokes towards women (such as women likes shopping) &ndash; which is primarily what "Neutopia" is about &ndash; is rather tiring and used.<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/> But where "Amazon Women in the Mood" excelled at the usage of these jokes, "Neutopia" falls flat, Schenkel writes, considering many of the jokes seem like they were the ones that didn't make it to the [[season 3]] episode.<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/> In fact, the sex changing plot, Schenkel writes, fells tacked on and ruins the pace of the episode, as it is resolved just as it happens.<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/> Further, Schenkel feels the episode is unlike ''[[Futurama]]'' in that its reflection on gender and sex doesn't feel smart or witty, but rather lazy and unfunny.<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/> Blair Marnell nodded Schenkel's sentiment, feeling the episode relied on tired stereotypical jokes, ultimately rating the episode 6.5 out of 10.<ref name="caveonline">{{cite web |url=http://www.craveonline.com/tv/reviews/169919-futurama-614-neutopia |title= FUTURAMA 6.14 'Neutopia' |first=Blair |last=Marnell |date=2011-06-23 |accessdate=2011-06-24 |publisher=CaveOnline}}</ref><br />
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In a more positive preview, David Hinckley of ''The Daily News'' was more receptive of the episode however. He gave it three and a half stars out of five. He stated that the return of the show "doesn't seem to have lost much from either its edge or its attitude."<ref name="DailyNews">{{Cite web|url=http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2011/06/22/2011-06-22_back_to_futurama__a_gender_bender.html |title='Futurama' review: Back after an 8-year hiatus with sharp social commentary and satire |first=David |last=Hinckley |date=2011-06-22 |accessdate=2011-06-22|publisher=The Daily News}}</ref> Nicole C from ''Poptimal'' were also more positive in her review, but does not go into detail about her opinions.<ref name="poptimal">{{cite web |url=http://poptimal.com/2011/06/futurama-review-the-new-new-yorkers-are-still-funny/ |title=Futurama Review: The New New Yorkers Are Still Funny |accessdate=2011-06-24 |date=2011-06-23 |first=Nicole |last=C |publisher=Poptimal}}</ref><br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*It is among the few [[one-word titled media]].<br />
*It is also among few ''Futurama'' [[:Category:Media featuring its title|media featuring its title]], as [[LaBarbara]] says the line "this is like a neutered utopia - a neutopia".<br />
*Even as a female , Scruffy still had moustaches.<br />
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=== Allusions ===<br />
* [[Plan Am]] is a reference to {{w|Pan American World Airways|Pan Am}}, a former airline.<br />
* Leela calls Fry and Hermes "Goofus" and "Ganja", a reference to Goofus and Gallant from {{w|Highlights for Children}} magazine.<br />
* The [[Plan Am]] plane is going to [[Acapulsar]], a pun on {{w|Acapulco}} and the space object {{w|pulsar}}.<br />
* [[Petunia]] asks [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] to put on four episodes of ''{{w|The Office (U.S. TV series)|The Office}}''.<br />
* Everytime the rock alien forms, it does so in a manner resembling the rock creature from {{w|Galaxy Quest}}.<br />
* The design of the [[rock alien]] is based upon the Excalbians from the ''[[Star Trek]]'' episode "The Savage Curtain"; whereas ''Futurama'''s rock alien was fascinated by the concept of gender, the Excalbians were intrigued by the opposing philosophies of good and evil, and wished to see which was superior. Additionally, whenever the rock alien uses its teleportation powers, the sound heard is the ''Star Trek'' transporter effect.<br />
* The [[rock alien]] asks for any of the ten ''{{w|Desperate Housewives}}''.<br />
* After [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is saved alongside the rest of the men, and the melted metal merges together to reform him, he says "I learned that from a movie", obviously referring to ''{{w|Terminator 2: Judgment Day}}''.<br />
* The design of female [[Scruffy]]'s clothes resemble that of Cora in {{w|Fantastic Voyage}}. The same reference is made in "[[A Clockwork Origin]]", in which [[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy's]] clothes are ripped in a similar fashion by the [[trilobots]].<br />
* [[Turanga Leela|Leela's]] line "thank God most of our fans are huge perverts" is an obvious reference to the ''[[Futurama]]'' [[Nerdlinger|fan base]], and the many nude and semi-nude fan art pictures of the characters posted online.<br />
* LaBarbara calls Hermes a "big {{w|Harry Belafonte|hairy Belafonte}}".<br />
*Hermes says that LaBarbara is making him "highly Selassie", a reference to {{w|Ethiopia}}n Emperor {{w|Haile Selassie I}}, who is revered in the [[Jamaica]]n {{w|Rastafari movement}}.<br />
* When Hermes asks LaBarbara what she is doing, she responds, "None of your {{w|Biz Markie|bizmarkie}}".<br />
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=== Continuity ===<br />
* [[Farnsworth's girlfriend|The Professor's girlfriend]] from "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]" appears. This is her only [[cameo]] appearance except for the [[audience scene]] in ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]''.<br />
* [[Dr. Cahill]], who handled [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes']] [[head jars|head]] in ''[[Bender's Big Score]]'', makes an appearance.<br />
* [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] tries a poor comedy routine aboard the Planet Express air plane. His passion for comedy, and his lifelong dream to become a comedy star has been seen previously, and was the focus of "[[That's Lobstertainment!]]".<br />
* When Bender switches gender and becomes a [[fembot]], it is in his female persona [[Coilette]] from "[[Bend Her]]".<br />
* [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] posing semi-nude for the calendar while inside a [[cryogenics]] tube is a reference to him being accidentally frozen in [[Space Pilot 3000|the pilot]].<br />
* This is the first time that the similarly-voiced characters of [[Hattie]] and [[Petunia]] have a conversation. It is determined that Petunia's voice is a lower octave than Hattie's possibly due to smoking. Both are voiced by [[Tress MacNeille]].<br />
* Towards the end of the episode, when the [[Borax Kid]] returns the original genders, [[Scruffy]] is absent. He comes back later, still a woman, after the Borax Kid has left. If not resolved in some way, Scruffy could perhaps stay a woman in the future.<!--Please quit putting in that Scruffy appears as male in Benderama. Benderama, episode 17 of the production season, is set _before_ Neutopia (episode 20). It's just Comedy Central who are weird and air them out of order.--><br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
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<poem>'''[[Rock alien]]''': Your gender differ in many ways. But as with all things that are different - chocolate and vanilla, [[Mac]] and PC - one is always better.<br />
'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': Chocolate, Mac, men. The end.</poem><br />
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=== Characters ===<br />
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*'''Debut''': [[Amana]]<br />
*[[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]]<br />
*[[Bender]]<br />
*'''Debut''': [[Borax Kid]]<br />
*[[Dr. Cahill]]<br />
*[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]]<br />
*[[Farnsworth's girlfriend]]<br />
*[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]<br />
*[[Hattie McDoogal|Hattie]]<br />
*[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]<br />
*[[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]]<br />
*[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]<br />
*[[Petunia]]<br />
*'''Debut''': [[Rock alien]]<br />
*[[Sal]]<br />
*[[Scruffy]]<br />
*'''Debut''': [[Small rock alien]]<br />
*[[Victor]]<br />
*[[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]]<br />
*[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]<br />
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[[Category:One-word titled media]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Talk:Neutopia_(planet)&diff=92381Talk:Neutopia (planet)2011-06-25T00:14:52Z<p>Unit 3.0: Created page with "==Name== Could we name this planet "Neutopia"? It's less awkward, and LaBarbara called it that. - Unit 3.0 20:12, 24 June, 2011"</p>
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Could we name this planet "Neutopia"? It's less awkward, and LaBarbara called it that. - [[User:Unit 3.0|Unit 3.0]] 20:12, 24 June, 2011</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=92327Timeline2011-06-24T19:07:00Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
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== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
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== 20th century ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
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== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''2500''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''2620''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''2636''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''2700''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''2790''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''2801''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''2841''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''2849''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''2865'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''2877''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''2881''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[30th century]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''2900''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''2912'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''2927''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''2931''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2993''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2994''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2995''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2996''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''2999''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== [[31st century]] ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Costume contest.png|thumb|The costume contest at the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**"Just like 1962". The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
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=== [[3011]] ===<br />
**[[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, once again, and they are unable to pay their mortgage. After unsuccessfully trying to make some money by selling [[Girly Calendars]], the crew turn their company into a Commercial Airline named [[PlanAm]]. They crash in a [[Neutopia (planet)|mercury laden planet]] due to [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] being the pilot.{{ein|102}}<br />
**The PlanAm crew and its passengers are forced to perform a series of tests by the [[Rock alien]] to see which is the better sex. The alien then decides that they are better off without genders, and turn everyone into "nuchachos", or genderless people. [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] and [[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]] convince it to give them their genders back, but he accidentally gives everyone the wrong gender, and is killed by [[Zapp Brannigan]] before he could correct them. The crew and passengers return to [[Earth]].<br />
**Planet Express uses the men-turned-women of their staff to shoot new Girly Calendars. These sell quickly, and they make enough money to keep the building. The [[Borax Kid]] burst in, and gives them everyone their correct genders back, except for [[Scruffy]], although it is presumed that he later returned to fix him too.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]]. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] steals it and uses it to make two smaller [[Duplicate Benders]].{{ein|103}}<br />
**The crew deliver [[Colassal Tooth Whitener]], [[Mega-Deoderant]], [[Humongous Acne Cream]], and one [[Regular-sized condom]] to the [[Unattractive giant monster]]. They are attacked when [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] insults his mother, but they escape.<br />
**Bender's duplicates create duplicates of themselves, and those duplicates create duplicates of themselves until [[Earth]] is invested with the tiny Benders, who eat matter. They first devour all the [[Alcohol]] on Earth, but then learn to create more alcohol by manipulating atoms, and turn all the water on Earth into booze.<br />
**Indy 500 takes place. There are no survivors.<br />
**The UGM returns to Earth to apologize, but is angered by the insults from the drunk Earthicans. He attacks [[New New York]]. The original Bender calls upon the quintillions of his duplicates and fight back, until they eat the monster completely. Then, all the Benders except fo the original, leave Earth in order to avoid Earth.<br />
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=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
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*'''3030''' -<br />
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*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
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== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=92324Timeline2011-06-24T18:52:14Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 20th century ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''2500''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''2620''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''2636''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''2700''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''2790''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''2801''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''2841''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''2849''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''2865'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''2877''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''2881''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[30th century]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''2900''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''2912'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''2927''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''2931''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2993''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2994''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2995''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2996''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''2999''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== [[31st century]] ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Costume contest.png|thumb|The costume contest at the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**"Just like 1962". The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3011]] ===<br />
**[[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, once again, and they are unable to pay their mortgage. After unsuccessfully trying to make some money by selling [[Girly Calendars]], the crew turn their company into a Commercial Airline named [[PlanAm]]. They crash in a [[Neutopia (planet)|mercury laden planet]] due to [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] being the pilot.{ein|102}}<br />
**The PlanAm crew and its passengers are forced to perform a series of tests by the [[Rock alien]] to see which is the better sex. The alien then decides that they are better off without genders, and turn everyone into "nuchachos", or genderless people. [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] and [[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]] convince it to give them their genders back, but he accidentally gives everyone the wrong gender, and is killed by [[Zapp Brannigan]] before he could correct them. The crew and passengers return to [[Earth]].<br />
**Planet Express uses the men-turned-women of their staff to shoot new Girly Calendars. These sell quickly, and they make enough money to keep the building. The [[Borax Kid]] burst in, and gives them everyone their correct genders back, except for [[Scruffy]], although it is presumed that he later returned to fix him too.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]]. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] steals it and uses it to make two smaller [[Duplicate Benders]].{{ein|103}}<br />
**The crew deliver [[Colassal Tooth Whitener]], [[Mega-Deoderant]], [[Humongous Acne Cream]], and one [[Regular-sized condom]] to the [[Unattractive giant monster]]. They are attacked when [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] insults his mother, but they escape.<br />
**Bender's duplicates create duplicates of themselves, and those duplicates create duplicates of themselves until [[Earth]] is invested with the tiny Benders, who eat matter. They first devour all the [[Alcohol]] on Earth, but then learn to create more alcohol by manipulating atoms, and turn all the water on Earth into booze.<br />
**The UGM returns to Earth to apologize, but is angered by the insults from the drunk Earthicans. He attacks [[New New York]]. The original Bender calls upon the quintillions of his duplicates and fight back, until they eat the monster completely. Then, all the Benders except fo the original, leave Earth in order to avoid Earth.<br />
<br />
=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
<br />
[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
<br />
== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=92323Timeline2011-06-24T18:48:35Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|the internal history|the history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|250px|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; The life-force known as [[Chi]] that permeated the Universe created an upwelling of life, but then receded, resulting in the extinction of countless species.<br />
** [[Arms Race of Evolution]] begins.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''[[274 AD|274 B.C.]]''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] is born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 20th century ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) is born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:United States Presidential Election, 2000.png|right|thumb|[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s election votes are destroyed and [[George W. Bush]] wins the 2000 elections.]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Decapodians.jpg|right|thumb|[[Decapodians]] come to [[Earth]].]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
**Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of [[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]'s votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake is born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as {{w|James Doohan}} can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus. For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
*ca.'''2500''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''2620''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''2636''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''2700''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''2790''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''2801''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''2841''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] is born in New New York City.<br />
*'''2849''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''2865'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''2877''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''2881''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[30th century]] ==<br />
[[File:Land Titanic.png|thumb|right|The [[Land Titanic]] sets off.]]<br />
[[File:Sport utility robot.png|thumb|right|The [[Sport-Utility Robot]] is invented.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6.jpg|thumb|right|[[Vergon 6]] is mined hollow by [[DOOP]].]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
<br />
*'''2900''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''2912'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''[[2922]]''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''2927''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''2931''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] is born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] is born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2993''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2994''' &ndash; Hermes receives his second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2995''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives an ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2996''' &ndash; Hermes receives his third ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives her second ''Employee of the Year award'' at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''2999''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== [[31st century]] ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:Space Pilot 3000.jpg|right|thumb|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] is awakened after being frozen for 1 000 years.]]<br />
[[File:Vergon 6 Survivors.jpg|right|thumb|[[Vergon 6]] implodes as a result of [[DOOP]]'s mining operations.]]<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
[[File:Robo Nixon.png|right|thumb|[[Richard Nixon's head]] becomes the [[President of Earth]].]]<br />
<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]] {{et|1ACV01}}.<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]] {{et|1ACV02}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender {{et|1ACV03}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska ([[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]] ([[1ACV04]], [[Bender's Game|BG]]).<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth {{et|1ACV05}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]] {{et|1ACV06}}.<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]] {{et|1ACV07}}.<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City {{et|1ACV08}}.<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again {{et|1ACV09}}.<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school {{et|1ACV11}}.<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated {{et|1ACV12}}.<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]] {{et|1ACV13}}.<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions {{et|2ACV01}}.<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender (2ACV01).<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters {{et|2ACV02}}.<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]] {{et|2ACV03}}.<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc {{et|2ACV04}}.<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body {{et|2ACV07}}.<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League {{et|2ACV08}}.<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor {{et|2ACV10}}.<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork {{et|2ACV11}}.<br />
**The [[Planet Express crew]] rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]] {{et|2ACV12}}.<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies. [[Were-car]] curse is broken.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring are born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**The [[Violet Dwarf Star]] is revealed to be an [[Encyclopod]] egg, which later hatches and defeats the last known [[Dark One]]. End of the [[Evolutionary arms race]]. Green Age begins.<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|The crew dies and are [[birthing machine|rebirthed]] {{et|6ACV01}}.]]<br />
[[File:Forward Time Machine.png|thumb|The [[Forward time machine]] {{et|6ACV07}}.]]<br />
[[File:Robo-Dinosaurs.jpg|thumb|[[Robots|Robot]] dinosaurs fight {{et|6ACV09}}.]]<br />
[[File:Costume contest.png|thumb|The costume contest at the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.]]<br />
[[File:Million Mutant March.png|thumb|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] leads the [[Devolution Revolution]] {{et|6ACV12}}.]]<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**"Just like 1962". The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life {{et|6ACV01}}.<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company|#!@€$!#%&]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]] {{et|6ACV02}}.<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it {{et|6ACV03}}.<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]] {{et|6ACV04}}.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret {{et|6ACV05}}.<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed (6ACV05).<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up {{et|6ACV06}}.<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]] (6ACV06).<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]] {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before {{et|6ACV08}}.<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics (6ACV08).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false {{et|6ACV09}}.<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home (6ACV09).<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal {{et|6ACV10}}.<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]] {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]] {{et|6ACV12}}.<br />
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=== [[3011]] ===<br />
**[[Planet Express]] goes bankrupt, once again, and they are unable to pay their mortgage. After unsuccessfully trying to make some money by selling [[Girly Calendars]], the crew turn their company into a Commercial Airline named [[PlanAm]]. They crash in a [[Neutopia (planet)|mercury laden planet]] due to [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] being the pilot. ({{ein|102}})<br />
**The PlanAm crew and its passengers are forced to perform a series of tests by the [[Rock alien]] to see which is the better sex. The alien then decides that they are better off without genders, and turn everyone into "nuchachos", or genderless people. [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] and [[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]] convince it to give them their genders back, but he accidentally gives everyone the wrong gender, and is killed by [[Zapp Brannigan]] before he could correct them. The crew and passengers return to [[Earth]].<br />
**Planet Express uses the men-turned-women of their staff to shoot new Girly Calendars. These sell quickly, and they make enough money to keep the building. The [[Borax Kid]] burst in, and gives them everyone their correct genders back, except for [[Scruffy]], although it is presumed that he later returned to fix him too.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]]. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] steals it and uses it to make two smaller [[Duplicate Benders]]. ({{ein|103}}<br />
**The crew deliver [[Colassal Tooth Whitener]], [[Mega-Deoderant]], [[Humongous Acne Cream]], and one [[Regular-sized condom]] to the [[Unattractive giant monster]]. They are attacked when [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] insults his mother, but they escape.<br />
**Bender's duplicates create duplicates of themselves, and those duplicates create duplicates of themselves until [[Earth]] is invested with the tiny Benders, who eat matter. They first devour all the [[Alcohol]] on Earth, but then learn to create more alcohol by manipulating atoms, and turn all the water on Earth into booze.<br />
**The UGM returns to Earth to apologize, but is angered by the insults from the drunk Earthicans. He attacks [[New New York]]. The original Bender calls upon the quintillions of his duplicates and fight back, until they eat the monster completely. Then, all the Benders except fo the original, leave Earth in order to avoid Earth.<br />
<br />
=== 3012 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
<br />
== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''[[4000]]'''<br />
**The setting of [[Matt Groening's head]]'s ill-fated [[Futurella]] show {{et|6ACV11}}.<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007 ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]).<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
**Intelligent birds overthrow the apes (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds (6ACV07).<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed (6ACV07).<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads {{et|6ACV07}}.<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A [[medieval]]-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}) (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[bloodthirsty shrimp]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[giraffes]] (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized (6ACV07).<br />
*'''[[500003010|500 003 010]]'''<br />
**This year is mostly unknown. In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act II: Robanukah|a non-canon segment]], it is shown that the [[Planet Express headquarters|Planet Express building]] is still existent despite being destroyed sometime before the year 10,000. The land around the building is a hot desert, and [[Ruth and Esther]] are still wrestling.<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth (6ACV07).<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe (6ACV07).<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]] (6ACV07).<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Talk:Neutopia&diff=92315Talk:Neutopia2011-06-24T18:22:08Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>==Season premiere==<br />
Can't Get Enough Futurama has revealed that this episode will be the season premiere followed by Benderama. http://www.gotfuturama.com/cgi-bin/Comments.cgi?action=show&NewsID=1304464909,59072&Page=1 - [[User:Jasonbres|Jasonbres]] 06:35, 4 May 2011 (CEST)<br />
:Updated article to reflect this. As well as articles that depend on this order. --'''[[User:Svip|Svip]]'''<sup>[[User talk:Svip|talk]]</sup> 15:02, 4 May 2011 (CEST)<br />
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==Name of Planet==<br />
Should we name the planet that they crash on "Neutopia", "Lifeless mineral world", or anything else? --[[User:Unit 3.0|Unit 3.0]] 14:21, 24 June 2011</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Neutopia&diff=92314Neutopia2011-06-24T18:19:07Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{episode infobox<br />
|name=Neutopia<br />
|image=[[File:Neutopia clip.png|220px]]<br />
|image text=The [[rock alien]] discusses the concept of gender with a group of [[humans]] and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]].<br />
|season=6<br />
|broadcast season=8<br />
|no=108<br />
|written by=J. Stewart Burns<br />
|directed by=Edmund Fong<br />
|title reference=<br />
|caption=Provides a full day's supply of Vitamin F<br />
|first aired=23 June, 2011<ref name="airdate"/><br />
|title reference=A play on the words "{{w|neutered}}" and "{{w|utopia}}".<ref name="Cohen">{{cite web |url=http://www.animationmagazine.net/tv/cohen-spills-the-beans-on-futuramas-new-season/ |title=Cohen Spills the Beans on Futurama's New Season |work= |author=Cohen, David X.|date=16 June, 2011|accessdate=2011-6-16|speaker={{n|Cohen|David X.}} |quote='Our big season premiere on 23 June is a double-decker. We start off with “Neutopia,” (which is a combination of the words “neutered” and “utopia”), our crew crash-lands on an unknown world, where they meet a strange creature that is unfamiliar with the concept of gender. It leads to the alien modifying the genders of our crew members, giving us amazing re-gendered versions of them!}}</ref><br />
|number=6ACV20<br />
|broadcast number=S08E01<br />
|prev ep=Ghost in the Machines<br />
|next ep=Yo Leela Leela<br />
|broad prev=The Futurama Holiday Spectacular<br />
|broad next=Benderama<br />
|hasstoryboard=yes<br />
}}<br />
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"'''Neutopia'''" is the one hundred and eighth episode of ''[[Futurama]]'', the twentieth of the [[Season 6|sixth production season]] and the first of the [[Broadcast season 8|eighth broadcast season]]. It aired 23 June, 2011,<ref name="airdate">{{cite web |url=http://www.gotfuturama.com/Futurama/News/1304464909,59072,/How_many_Benders_is_too_many.html |title=How many Benders is too many? |publisher=[[CGEF]] |author=reed |date=2011-05-03 |accessdate=2011-05-04}}</ref> with "[[Benderama]]" immediately following its airing.<ref name="airdate" /> Seeing as "[[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular]]" was broadcast between the two seasons as a [[holiday special]], "Neutopia" is considered the season premiere. <br />
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== Plot ==<br />
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=== Act I: "Who ever heard of a plane with a woman President?" ===<br />
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After a series of poor business decisions, a cash-strapped [[Planet Express]] is unable to pay the mortgage on its headquarters, and faces foreclosure; however, if the company is able to pay off the mortgage, it will be able to keep the building and remain in business. The crew begins brainstorming some money-making ideas, and Leela suggests converting Planet Express into a commercial airline, as they already have a ship, and teleportation technology will not be invented for another 15 years (according to the account of a time traveler). This idea is shot down by the male crew members, who instead propose making a Planet Express-themed pin-up calendar, as all Planet Express employees have a clause in their contract which specifically states that "all ''female'' employees most pose naked upon request".<br />
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Leela and Amy grudgingly agree to participate, along with [[LaBarbara Conrad]], who is hired to the company in order to more fully flesh out the calendar; however, this still only makes three women, dooming the project to failure. The Professor announces his new idea to found a private airline, ignoring Leela's protests that she came up with the idea first. The Planet Express ship is converted into a space-capable airplane, and the female crew members are initially relieved that they will no longer have to pose in humiliating outfits, only to learn that instead, they will be forced to wear equally skimpy stewardesses' uniforms. Hermes and Fry are made captains (or "presidents") of the ship, despite the fact that Leela is the only qualified pilot onboard. On its maiden voyage, after the ship is two days overdue to land at its destination of [[Acapulsar]], Leela enters the cockpit to find that Hermes and Fry are asleep at the controls, and the ship has run out of fuel.<br />
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[[File:Neutopia clip.png|thumb|left|220px|The [[rock alien]] and the [[humans]] discuss genders.]]<br />
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=== Act II: "Test Number One: Who can drink the most sulfur?" ===<br />
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The ship crashes on a [[Neutopia (planet)|barren, rocky planet with rivers of mercury]]. The passengers and crew--16 in total, eight women and eight men--begin bickering among themselves over who should take command and what their next course of action should be. The group is approached by a [[rock alien]] who asks to speak with their leader, triggering another argument. The alien is fascinated by the group's division along gender lines (revealing that its species has only one gender, referred to as "neuchacho"), and administers a series of tests to determine which gender is superior, although the results are inconclusive. To settle the matter, the alien reveals that tomorrow morning, the planet they are on will reach perihelion with its sun, and the resulting increase in temperature will kill anyone left exposed on the surface. However, there is an icy mountain several miles away, containing a "Cave of Harmony" which will provide shelter. The first group to reach it, men or women, will survive.<br />
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The contest does not go well for either group; the men continually travel in circles, while the women chase after a mirage of a department store clearance sale. The planet is already beginning to warm up, making the journey more difficult. Leela remembers that one of their group, Amana, is a refrigeration robot, and it would be possible to combine her freon with a gas compressor from Bender's ass in order to build a cooler, making it easier to travel. LaBarbara steals the part from Bender while he sleeps, but on her way back to the female camp, she runs into Hermes, who--having had the same idea--stole Amana's freon coil. The two accuse each other of being underhanded, before making passionate love upon a rocky plateau.<br />
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The next morning, Hermes and LaBarbara oversleep, and by the time they wake up, the sun has already risen. The heat causes the mercury rivers to boil and overflow, trapping the men and suffocating the women. Just as they are about to die, the rock alien summons them all to the Cave of Harmony, where it explains that the true purpose of the test was to get the two groups to cooperate in order to reach safety, but they were unable to work together, making the alien "lose a bet" with the Borax Kid. Blaming the groups' failure upon their gender differences, the alien resolves the situation by using its powers to strip them of their genitals and secondary sexual characteristics, making them all of neuter gender. <br />
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[[File:Futurama 620 tease rev V6.jpg|thumb|left|220px|The crew changes genders.]]<br />
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=== Act III: "My girls are back!" ===<br />
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The humans initially find their newfound androgyny to be beneficial; the lack of sexual tension between them allows them to get along much better, and the work to repair the crashed ship proceeds smoothly. However, Hermes and LaBarbara find that they miss the feeling of physical intimacy, and confront the rock alien, demanding to have their genders returned. The alien agrees, but performs the process haphazardly; all those in the group who were once men are now women, and the women are now men. The alien admits its honest mistake, and prepares to correct the error, only to suddenly be shot and vaporized by Zapp Brannigan, who was responding to a distress call from the crashed ship. As a result, everyone is stuck living with his or her new gender.<br />
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Back on Earth, Fry and the other "men" are adapting to their new lifestyle without much difficulty, but the "women" are finding the change to be more difficult. To make matters worse, Planet Express still faces foreclosure. Amy suggests resuming production of the pin-up calendar; since Fry, Bender, Hermes, Zoidberg, the Professor, and Scruffy are all women now (and must, according to their contracts, pose naked upon request), there is enough material to produce a full calendar. The calendar sells well enough to pay off Planet Express's mortgage, saving the company. Just then, a meteor crashes into the company hangar, and from it emerges a second, well-dressed rock alien who identifies himself as the Borax Kid. He explains that since the other rock alien died before restoring the crew's proper genders, it is his responsibility to do so; he summons the gender-swapped passengers from the plane, returns everyone's sex to normal, and promptly departs. Satisfied with this outcome, Leela says, "That's that"... only for Scruffy, still a woman, to emerge from the bathroom, and ask, "What'd I miss?"<br />
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== Production ==<br />
On 28 February, [[2011]], [[Comedy Central]] released<ref name="promotional-material">{{cite web |url=http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2011/02/28/futurama-tops-10-million-facebook-likes/ |title=Futurama Tops 10 Million Facebook Likes! |publisher=Comedy Central Insider |date=2011-02-08 |accessdate=2011-05-03}}</ref> two [[promotional picture]]s for "Neutopia" in celebration of the show's 10 million likes on {{w|Facebook}}.<br />
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During May [[2011]], ''[[Countdown to Futurama]]'' released six items of promotional material for the episode: a video clip featuring the [[Planet Express crew]] members with swapped genders on 4 May, concept art of a female [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] on 5 May, a promotional picture featuring [[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]], [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] sleeping together on 6 May, concept art of the [[Planet Express ship]] dressed as an airplane on 7 May, part of [[Storyboard:Neutopia|the storyboard]] showing the crew make a photo shoot on 8 May, and concept art of a female [[Scruffy]] on 14 May.<br />
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On 16 June, a video clip from the episode was released on [http://io9.com io9], featuring [[humans]] (including the PE crew) on a desertic planet, discussing the concept of gender with a [[rock alien]].<ref>[http://io9.com/5812331/exclusive-clip-from-futuramas-season-opener io9: Exclusive Clip from Futurama's Season Opener!]</ref><br />
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=== Image gallery ===<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Neutopia.jpg|The first promotional picture.<br />
Image:Zoidberg 6ACV20.jpg|The second promotional picture.<br />
Image:Futurama 620 tease rev V6.jpg|A screenshot from the ''Countdown to Futurama'' clip.<br />
Image:620-Female-Zoidberg.jpg|Concept art of a female Dr. Zoidberg.<br />
Image:620-Sleeping.jpg|The third promotional picture.<br />
Image:620-Airplane-Ship.jpg|Concept art of the Planet Express ship dressed as an airplane.<br />
Image:620-Board A.jpg|Page 106 of the storyboard.<br />
Image:620-Female-Scruffy.jpg|Concept art of a female Scruffy.<br />
Image:Neutopia clip.png|A screenshot from the io9 clip.<br />
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== Reception ==<br />
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In a preview of "Neutopia" and "[[Benderama]]", Katie Schenkel from ''CliqueClack TV'' commented that these episodes "[weren't] [her] favourite".<ref name="cliqueclack-preview">{{cite web |url=http://cliqueclack.com/tv/2011/06/20/futurama-benderama-neutopia-preview/ |title=Futurama comes back … with a stumble |author=Schenkel, Katie |date=2011-06-20 |accessdate=2011-06-20 |publisher=CliqueClack TV}}</ref> On "Neutopia", Schenkel felt the episode was too reminiscing of "[[Amazon Women in the Mood]]", but not in a good way.<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/> Schenkel argues that the usage of stereotypical male jokes towards women (such as women likes shopping) &ndash; which is primarily what "Neutopia" is about &ndash; is rather tiring and used.<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/> But where "Amazon Women in the Mood" excelled at the usage of these jokes, "Neutopia" falls flat, Schenkel writes, considering many of the jokes seem like they were the ones that didn't make it to the [[season 3]] episode.<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/> In fact, the sex changing plot, Schenkel writes, fells tacked on and ruins the pace of the episode, as it is resolved just as it happens.<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/> Further, Schenkel feels the episode is unlike ''[[Futurama]]'' in that its reflection on gender and sex doesn't feel smart or witty, but rather lazy and unfunny.<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/> Blair Marnell nodded Schenkel's sentiment, feeling the episode relied on tired stereotypical jokes, ultimately rating the episode 6.5 out of 10.<ref name="caveonline">{{cite web |url=http://www.craveonline.com/tv/reviews/169919-futurama-614-neutopia |title= FUTURAMA 6.14 'Neutopia' |first=Blair |last=Marnell |date=2011-06-23 |accessdate=2011-06-24 |publisher=CaveOnline}}</ref><br />
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In a more positive preview, David Hinckley of ''The Daily News'' was more receptive of the episode however. He gave it three and a half stars out of five. He stated that the return of the show "doesn't seem to have lost much from either its edge or its attitude."<ref name="DailyNews">{{Cite web|url=http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2011/06/22/2011-06-22_back_to_futurama__a_gender_bender.html |title='Futurama' review: Back after an 8-year hiatus with sharp social commentary and satire |first=David |last=Hinckley |date=2011-06-22 |accessdate=2011-06-22|publisher=The Daily News}}</ref> Nicole C from ''Poptimal'' were also more positive in her review, but does not go into detail about her opinions.<ref name="poptimal">{{cite web |url=http://poptimal.com/2011/06/futurama-review-the-new-new-yorkers-are-still-funny/ |title=Futurama Review: The New New Yorkers Are Still Funny |accessdate=2011-06-24 |date=2011-06-23 |first=Nicole |last=C |publisher=Poptimal}}</ref><br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*It is among the few [[one-word titled media]].<br />
*It is also among few ''Futurama'' [[:Category:Media featuring its title|media featuring its title]], as [[LaBarbara]] says the line "this is like a neutered utopia - a neutopia".<br />
Even as a female , Scruffy still had moustaches.<br />
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=== Allusions ===<br />
* [[Plan Am]] is a reference to {{w|Pan American World Airways|Pan Am}}, a former airline.<br />
* Leela calls Fry and Hermes "Goofus" and "Ganja", a reference to Goofus and Gallant from {{w|Highlights for Children}} magazine.<br />
* The [[Plan Am]] plane is going to [[Acapulsar]], a pun on {{w|Acapulco}} and the space object {{w|pulsar}}.<br />
* [[Petunia]] asks [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] to put on four episodes of ''{{w|The Office (U.S. TV series)|The Office}}''.<br />
* The [[rock alien]] resembles a gray-coloured {{w|Bibendum|Michelin Man}}, as well as the alien rock monster from {{w|Galaxy Quest|Galaxy Quest}}.<br />
* The [[rock alien]] asks for any of the ten ''{{w|Desperate Housewives}}''.<br />
* After [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] is saved alongside the rest of the men, and the melted metal merges together to reform him, he says "I learned that from a movie", obviously referring to ''{{w|Terminator 2: Judgment Day}}''.<br />
* The sound of people being transported is identical to the sound of the transporters from ''[[Star Trek]]''.<br />
* The design of female [[Scruffy]]'s clothes resemble that of Cora in {{w|Fantastic Voyage}}. The same reference is made in "[[A Clockwork Origin]]", in which [[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy's]] clothes are ripped in a similar fashion by the [[trilobots]].<br />
* [[Turanga Leela|Leela's]] line "thank God most of our fans are huge perverts" is an obvious reference to the ''[[Futurama]]'' [[Nerdlinger|fan base]], and the many nude and semi-nude fan art pictures of the characters posted online.<br />
* LaBarbara calls Hermes a "big {{w|Harry Belafonte|hairy Belafonte}}".<br />
*Hermes says that LaBarbara is making him "highly Selassie", a reference to {{w|Ethiopia}}n Emperor {{w|Haile Selassie I}}, who is revered in the [[Jamaica]]n {{w|Rastafari movement}}.<br />
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=== Continuity ===<br />
* [[Farnsworth's girlfriend|The Professor's girlfriend]] from "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]" appears. This is her only [[cameo]] appearance except for the [[audience scene]] in ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]''.<br />
* [[Dr. Cahill]], who handled [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes']] [[head jars|head]] in ''[[Bender's Big Score]]'', makes an appearance.<br />
* [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] tries a poor comedy routine aboard the Planet Express air plane. His passion for comedy, and his lifelong dream to become a comedy star has been seen previously, and was the focus of "[[That's Lobstertainment!]]".<br />
* When Bender switches gender and becomes a [[fembot]], it is in his female persona [[Coilette]] from "[[Bend Her]]".<br />
* [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] posing semi-nude for the calendar while inside a [[cryogenics]] tube is a reference to him being accidentally frozen in [[Space Pilot 3000|the pilot]].<br />
* This is the first time that the similarly-voiced characters of [[Hattie]] and [[Petunia]] have a conversation. It is determined that Petunia's voice is a lower octave than Hattie's possibly due to smoking. Both are voiced by [[Tress MacNeille]].<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''[[Rock alien]]''': Your gender differ in many ways. But as with all things that are different - chocolate and vanilla, [[Mac]] and PC - one is always better.<br />
'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': Chocolate, Mac, men. The end.</poem><br />
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=== Characters ===<br />
{{chars-begin}}<br />
*'''Debut''': [[Amana]]<br />
*[[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]]<br />
*[[Bender]]<br />
*'''Debut''': [[Borax Kid]]<br />
*[[Dr. Cahill]]<br />
*[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]]<br />
*[[Farnsworth's girlfriend]]<br />
*[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]<br />
*[[Hattie McDoogal|Hattie]]<br />
*[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]<br />
*[[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]]<br />
*[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]<br />
*[[Petunia]]<br />
*'''Debut''': [[Rock alien]]<br />
*[[Sal]]<br />
*[[Scruffy]]<br />
*'''Debut''': [[Small rock alien]]<br />
*[[Victor]]<br />
*[[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]]<br />
*[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]<br />
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== References ==<br />
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[[Category:One-word titled media]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Banach-Tarski_Dupla-Shrinker&diff=92299Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker2011-06-24T17:53:18Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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|inventor=[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]<br />
|type=Duplicator<br />
|use=Creating smaller duplicates<br />
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The ''Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker'' is a machine invented by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]]. Its original purpose was to create smaller duplicates of the Professor's sweaters, since as he gets older, he also gets shorter and colder. In order to work, one must scan the object with it, and insert a sufficient amount of solid matter for it to use to make duplicates of the object, which are supposedly 60% the original object's size.<br />
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[[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] installed the Dupla-Shrinker into his chest cavity, and used it to make two smaller [[Duplicate Benders|duplicates of himself]], after eating some matter. The duplicates then made two smaller duplicates of themselves, each, making seven Benders. Eventually, the [[Earth]] became infested with quintillions of nano-sized Benders, each with their own Dupla-Shrinker. They all leave Earth, after being forced to help the original Bender defeat the [[Unattractive giant monster]], because they decided that there was too much work to be done on the planet.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*Named after the {{w|Banach-Tarski paradox}}.<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|6ACV17}}<br />
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|use=Creating smaller duplicates<br />
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The ''Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker'' is a machine invented by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]]. Its original purpose was to create smaller duplicates of the Professor's sweaters, since as he gets older, he also gets shorter and colder. In order to work, one must scan the object with it, and insert a sufficient amount of solid matter for it to use to make duplicates of the object, which are supposedly 60% the original object's size.<br />
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[[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] installed the Dupla-Shrinker into his chest cavity, and used it to make two smaller [[Duplicate Benders|duplicates of himself]], after eating some matter. The duplicates then made two smaller duplicates of themselves, each, making seven Benders. Eventually, the [[Earth]] became infested with quintillions of nano-sized Benders, each with their own Dupla-Shrinker. They all leave Earth, after being forced to help the original Bender defeat the [[Unattractive Giant Monster]], because they decided that there was too much work to be done on the planet.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*Named after the {{w|Banach-Tarski paradox}}.<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|6ACV017}}<br />
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[[Category:Technology]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Benderama&diff=92230Benderama2011-06-24T13:00:57Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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|name=Benderama<br />
|image=[[File:Benderama Maths.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=[[Planet Express crew|The crew]] examining [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]]'s formula at the [[conference table]].<br />
|season=6<br />
|broadcast season=8<br />
|no=105<br />
|written by=Aaron Ehasz<br />
|directed by=Crystal Chesney-Thompson<br />
|caption=Others ask "what if?"<br>We ask "why if."<br />
|opening cartoon=''Hollywood Capers'' (1935)<br />
|first aired=23 June, 2011<ref name="airdate">{{cite web |url=http://www.gotfuturama.com/Futurama/News/1304464909,59072,/How_many_Benders_is_too_many.html |title=How many Benders is too many? |publisher=[[CGEF]] |author=reed |date=2011-05-03 |accessdate=2011-05-04}}</ref><br />
|number=6ACV17<br />
|broadcast number=S08E02<br />
|prev ep=Law and Oracle<br />
|next ep=The Tip of the Zoidberg<br />
|broad prev=Neutopia<br />
|broad next=Ghost in the Machines<br />
|special guest=[[Patton Oswalt]]<br />
|hasstoryboard=yes<br />
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"'''Benderama'''" is the one hundredth and fifth episode of ''[[Futurama]]'', the seventeenth of the [[Season 6|sixth production season]] and the second of the [[Broadcast season 8|eighth broadcast season]]. It aired 23 June, 2011, immediately following "[[Neutopia]]".<ref name="airdate"/><br />
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== Story ==<br />
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The Professor invents a machine called the [[Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker]] that takes in any object and creates two half-sized copies, consuming matter provided to it in order to do so. He uses the machine to create a number of sweaters suited to his shrunken, old-aged self and sets Bender on the task of folding them. Bender looks for a shortcut and creates duplicates of himself using the machine to do the job for him. This soon escalates and eventually there are trillions of increasingly smaller copies of Bender creating copies of themselves until eventually they threaten to consume all of the matter on Earth.<ref>[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/EpisodeGuide/6ACV/ Can't get enough Futurama: Episode Guide: 6 ACV]</ref><br />
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== Production ==<br />
According to the table read,<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Jj28sIfVw YouTube]</ref> "Benderama" will feature a new episode of ''[[The Scary Door]]'' and introduce the [[unattractive giant monster]], a [[character]] voiced by special guest [[Patton Oswalt]].<br />
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During May and June [[2011]], ''[[Countdown to Futurama]]'' released six items of promotional material for the episode: concept art of the unattractive giant monster (together with confirmation that he will be voiced by Patton Oswalt) on 9 May, a [[promotional picture]] featuring various copies of [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] on 10 May, part of [[Storyboard:Benderama|the storyboard]] showing the [[Planet Express crew]] prepare to deliver a package to the monster on 11 May, a promotional picture featuring three Benders riding a bicycle on 12 May, a promotional picture featuring a fight between a giant Bender and the monster on 13 May, and a video clip featuring the crew discussing the many Benders by the [[conference table]] on 15 June.<br />
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On 21 June, ''{{w|Entertainment Weekly}}'' posted another video, this one featuring the monster destroying [[New New York]].<ref>[http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/06/21/patton-oswalt-futurama-video/ 'Futurama': A giant Patton Oswalt unleashes his wrath on New New York]</ref><br />
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=== Image gallery ===<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:617-Giant-Monster.jpg|Concept art of the unattractive giant monster.<br />
Image:617-Benders.jpg|The first promotional picture.<br />
Image:617-Board A.jpg|Page 238 of the storyboard.<br />
Image:617-Cycle.jpg|The second promotional picture.<br />
Image:617-Giants.jpg|The third promotional picture.<br />
Image:Benderama Maths.png|A screenshot from the ''Countdown to Futurama'' video clip.<br />
Image:Unattractive giant monster EW.png|A screenshot from the Entertainment Weekly video clip.<br />
</gallery><br />
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== Reception ==<br />
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In a preview of "[[Neutopia]]" and "Benderama", Katie Schenkel from ''CliqueClack TV'' commented that these two episodes "[weren't] [her] favourite".<ref name="cliqueclack-preview">{{cite web |url=http://cliqueclack.com/tv/2011/06/20/futurama-benderama-neutopia-preview/ |title=Futurama comes back … with a stumble |author=Schenkel, Katie |date=2011-06-20 |accessdate=2011-06-20 |publisher=CliqueClack TV}}</ref> Reflecting on "Benderama", Schenkel commented that the end of the episode had its own plot, after the main plot had been resolved, as if the main plot wasn't long enough,<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/> in addition, Schenkel commented that she felt that the guest star, [[Patton Oswalt]] &ndash; while excellent in his performance &ndash; was given a throwaway role.<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/> Of the two episodes, Schenkel preferred "Benderama" over "Neutopia".<ref name="cliqueclack-preview"/><br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
* It is among the few [[one-word titled media]].<br />
* "Benderama" is one of only three [[season 6]] episodes to include the full [[opening sequence]], the other two being "[[Rebirth]]" and "[[That Darn Katz!]]". In the other episodes, the opening sequence is abridged and the opening cartoon is cut to save time.<br />
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=== Allusions ===<br />
<br />
[[file:The Scary Door 6ACV17.png|thumb|right|The ''[[The Scary Door]]'' episode resembles the "{{w|The Brain Center at Whipple's}}" episode of ''{{w|The Twilight Zone}}''.]]<br />
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*The title is a pun of [[Bender]] and [[Futurama]].<br />
*[[The Scary Door narrator|''The Scary Door'' narrator]] says "A picture of yourself in a boat on a river", a play on the first line of {{w|The Beatles}}' song "{{w|Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds}}" - "Picture yourself in a boat on a river".<br />
** The plot of the Scary Door episode is somewhat similar to that of the ''{{w|The Twilight Zone|Twilight Zone}}'' episode "{{w|The Brain Center at Whipple's}}".<br />
*Bender says, "Hi, I'm Bender, this is my robot Bender and this is my other robot Bender." This is a reference to the TV series ''{{w|Newhart}}'', specifically the character of Larry and his brothers Darryl, whom he always introduced, "Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl."<br />
*After 50 foot Bender falls and "dies", Fry falls to his knees and screams "no", similar to the vision in the [[What-If Machine]] from "[[Anthology of Interest I]]". The scene is a reference to ''{{w|King Kong}}''.<br />
* The duplicator's name is a reference to the {{w|Banach–Tarski paradox}}.<br />
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=== Continuity ===<br />
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[[File:Braino bill.png|thumb|right|[[Braino]] appearing on the Earthican $30 bill.]]<br />
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* A new episode of ''[[The Scary Door]]'' appears. ''The Scary Door'' was first seen in "[[A Head in the Polls]]".<br />
* [[Braino]], a respected genious and one of [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor's]] idols, appears on the $30 bill. Braino previously appeared mentioned, on a bust and on a [[Vinci|Vincian]] statue in "[[The Duh-Vinci Code]]".<br />
* When [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] shows the mathematical formula, showing how the Benders multiply, the only ones understanding it are [[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]] and [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]. Amy has studied advanced mathematics and physics at [[Mars University|university]], and became a doctor of applied physics in "[[That Darn Katz!]]". Hermes is a [[bureaucrat]] and is often seen calculating.<br />
*The [[fembot]] [[Ruth]], who previously appeared [[Ruth and Esther|alongside]] [[Esther|another fembot]] in "[[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular]]", appears in minimal size, tricking a small Bender into purchasing her promiscuous services, only to have him killed by a mousetrap. Seeing as "[[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular]]" in entirety was non-[[canon]], this is her first canon appearance.<br />
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=== Characters ===<br />
{{chars-begin}}<br />
*[[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]]<br />
*[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]<br />
*'''Debut''': [[Bender duplicates]]<br />
*[[Braino]]<br />
*'''Debut''': [[Dr. Judy Lesterman]]<br />
*[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]<br />
*[[Galactic entity]] (voice only)<br />
*[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]<br />
*[[Kif Kroker|Kif]]<br />
*[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]<br />
*[[Linda van Schoonhoven|Linda]]<br />
*[[Morbo]]<br />
*[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]<br />
*[[Ruth]]<br />
*[[The Scary Door narrator|''The Scary Door'' narrator]]<br />
*[[Scruffy]]<br />
*'''Debut''': [[Unattractive giant monster]]<br />
*'''Debut''': [[Unattractive giant monster's mother]]<br />
*[[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]]<br />
*[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]<br />
{{chars-end}}<br />
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== References ==<br />
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[[Category:One-word titled media]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Talk:Countdown_to_Futurama&diff=91976Talk:Countdown to Futurama2011-06-23T15:56:07Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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People outside of the USA cannot watch the videos at Comedy Central's website. Is there anything we can do about that? -[[User:Unit 3.0|Unit 3.0]] June 21, 2011<br />
:That is incorrect. I'm in Australia and have seen them all, I think it's just Canada and the UK who can't. I thought Canada would get it and am only including it here because of your user page. Can The Infosphere do something about it? No. We want to avoid legal action of any kind, and circumventing restrictions on official sites may incur wrath. - [[User:Quolnok|Quolnok]] 06:30, 22 June 2011 (CEST)<br />
::Indeed it's not everyone outside of USA. I'm in Sweden and I can see it perfectly fine.<br />
::We as [[the Infosphere]] shouldn't do anything about it, it's not our place. But you can go to [https://www.facebook.com/slurmed Futurama Point on Facebook], they always upload the videos there which allows you to see them wherever you're from. Also check out the [http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=19732 Futurama news thread] on [[PEEL]], when a new clip comes out someone usually gives the alternative link for viewing in Canada and UK. - [[User:Aki|aki]]<sup>[[User talk:Aki|talk]]</sup> 11:34, 22 June 2011 (CEST)<br />
::So, everyone else can watch them, but not Canadians. That sucks, but thanks for the links. -[[User:Unit 3.0|Unit 3.0]] 11:55, June 21, 2011</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Talk:Countdown_to_Futurama&diff=91819Talk:Countdown to Futurama2011-06-21T23:39:39Z<p>Unit 3.0: Created page with "People outside of the USA cannot watch the videos at Comedy Central's website. Is there anything we can do about that? -Unit 3.0 June 21, 2011"</p>
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<div>{{miscellany|The Beast with a Billion Backs}}<br />
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== Character Cameos ==<br />
{|<br />
|<br />
<br />
=== Speaking ===<br />
*[[Headless body of Agnew]]<br />
*[["Fishy" Joseph Gilman]]<br />
*[[Hattie McDoogal]]<br />
*[[Human Friend]]<br />
*[[Harold Zoid]]<br />
*[[Horrible Gelatinous Blob]]<br />
*[[Monique]]<br />
*[[M5438]]<br />
*[[Morgan Proctor]]<br />
*[[Randy Munchnik]]<br />
*[[Pazuzu]]<br />
*[[Petunia]]<br />
*[[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|Mayor Poopenmeyer]]<br />
*[[Ron Whitey]]<br />
*[[Leo and Inez Wong]]<br />
*[[Gladys Lennox]]<br />
*[[Destructor]]<br />
*[[Bolt Rolands]]<br />
*[[Lrrr]]<br />
*[[Thog]]<br />
|<br />
<br />
=== Non-Speaking ===<br />
<br />
*[[The Hip Joint Janitor]]<br />
*[[21st Century girl]]<br />
*[[Abner Doubledeal]]<br />
*[[Adlai Atkins]]<br />
*[[Amazonians]]<br />
*[[Australian Man]]<br />
*[[Ben Beeler]]<br />
*[[Chain Smoker]]<br />
*[[Chaz]]<br />
*[[Clamps]]<br />
*[[Convenience Store Bot]]<br />
*[[Crack Addict]]<br />
*[[Cubert]]<br />
*[[Cygnoids|Cygnoid Man and Woman]]<br />
*[[Dr. Cahill]]<br />
*[[Donbot]]<br />
*[[Dwight Conrad]]<br />
*[[Elzar]]<br />
|<br />
*[[Fender]]<br />
*[[Humorbot 5.0]]<br />
*[[Hydroponic Farmer]]<br />
*[[Hyper-Chicken]]<br />
*[[Jackie Anderson]]<br />
*[[Joey Mousepad]]<br />
*[[Hookerbots|Hookerbot]]<br />
*[[Michelle]]<br />
*[[Mom]]<br />
*[[Glab]]<br />
*[[Globetrotters]]<br />
*[[Glurmo]]<br />
*[[Gorgak]]<br />
*[[Green Party Representative]]<br />
*[[LaBarbara Conrad]]<br />
*[[Steve Castle]]<br />
|<br />
*[[Sal]]<br />
*[[Scruffy]]<br />
*[[Ndnd]]<br />
*[[Planet Express Ship]]<br />
*[[Nudist Barkeeper]]<br />
*[[Near Death Star|Occupants of the Near Death Star]]<br />
*[[Organ Dealer]]<br />
*[[Organ Dealer's Nurse]]<br />
*[[Ratman]]<br />
*[[Roberto]]<br />
*[[Walt, Larry and Igner]]<br />
*[[Warden Vogel]]<br />
*[[Wernstrom's Graduate Students]]<br />
*[[Whale Biologist]]<br />
*[[Yarn People|Member of the Yarn People]]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Characters in the Date Scene ==<br />
{|<br />
|<br />
<br />
=== Four Scene Shot ===<br />
*[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]<br />
*[[Lrrr]]<br />
*[[Colleen]]<br />
*[[Doctor John Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]<br />
<br />
=== Nine Scene Shot ===<br />
*[[Amy Wong|Amy]]<br />
*[[Morbo]]<br />
*[[Smitty]]<br />
*[[Michelle]]<br />
*[[M5438]]<br />
*[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]<br />
*[[Mom]]<br />
*[[Zapp Brannigan]]<br />
*[[Hyper-Chicken]]<br />
|<br />
<br />
=== Sixty Four Scene Shot ===<br />
*[[Gorgak]]<br />
*[[Horrible Gelatinous Blob]]<br />
*[[Randy Munchnik]]<br />
*[[Chaz]]<br />
*[[The Funkalistics]]<br />
*[[Hyper-Chicken]]<br />
*[[Adlai Atkins]]<br />
*[[Terry]]<br />
*Crazed Calculon Fan<br />
*[[Abner Doubledeal]]<br />
*[[Richard Nixon|Nixon's Head]] and<br />
[[Headless body of Agnew]]<br />
*[[Leo and Inez Wong|Inez Wong]]<br />
*[[Elzar]]<br />
|<br />
*[[Smitty]]<br />
*[[Bolt Rolands]]<br />
*[[Linda]]<br />
*[[Cygnoids|Cygnoid Male]]<br />
*[[Organ Dealer]]<br />
*[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]<br />
*[[Petunia]]<br />
*[[Lrrr]]<br />
*[[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom]]<br />
*[[Whale Biologist]]<br />
*[[Chu]]<br />
*[[Kif Kroker|Kif]]<br />
*[[Michelle]]<br />
*[[Colleen]]<br />
*[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]<br />
|<br />
*[[Amy Wong|Amy]]<br />
*[[Morgan Proctor]]<br />
*[[Dr. Ben Beeler]]<br />
*[[Parameciums|Mrs. Vega 4]]<br />
*[[Ndulu]]<br />
*[[Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate]]<br />
*[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]<br />
*[[Zapp Brannigan]]<br />
*[[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|Mayor Poopenmeyer]]<br />
*[[Harold Zoid]]<br />
*[[Scruffy]]<br />
*[[Morbo]]<br />
*[[Number 1.0]]<br />
*[[Jackie Anderson]]<br />
*[[Schlomo]]<br />
|<br />
*[[Hattie McDoogal]]<br />
*[[Doctor John Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]<br />
*[[Dr. Cahill]]<br />
*[[Leo and Inez Wong|Leo Wong]]<br />
*[[Crack Addict]]<br />
*[[Chaz]] <!--(Again, can anybody confirm)--><br />
*[[Warden Vogel]]<br />
*Mall Salesman<br />
*Unknown Character<br />
*[[Australian Man]]<br />
*[[The Grand Midwife]]<br />
*[[Glab]]<br />
*[[Glurmo]]<br />
*[[Sal]]<br />
*[[David X. Cohen's head]]<br />
|<br />
*[[Amazonians|Amazonian Woman]]<br />
*[[Francine]]<br />
*[[Pauly Shore (character)|Pauly Shore]]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Quotes ==<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Leela''': Come on Bender, your grandmother could push harder than that.<br />
'''Bender''': No crap. My grandmother was a bulldozer.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': Professor, sprinkle us with wisdom from your mighty brain. How scared should we be?<br />
'''Farnsworth''': Somewhere between not at all and entirely.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': I call entirely! Ahhhh! Woop woop woop woop!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Colleen''': Have you seen how much cotton candy he [fry] can eat?<br />
'''Farnsworth''': Oh my yes, 5.1 pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Fry''': Something about seeing it on the Jumbotron makes it so much more real.<br />
'''Colleen''': It's so scary. Well, what are you supposed to do when the whole universe is about to end?<br />
'''Fry''': I have a thought. ''[Cut to Fry and Colleen in bed.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zapp Brannigan''': Leela, I can't help but notice that you're unescorted. Might I escort you behind that bush for the next five minutes?<br />
'''Leela''': Nothing would revolt me more.<br />
'''Zapp Brannigan''': Then how about that shrub?</poem><br />
<poem>'''Stephen Hawking''': In conclusion, I understand nothing about the anomaly, even after cashing the huge check I got for writing a book about it.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Wernstrom''': I have a squad of graduate students willing to risk their lives for a letter of recommendation.<br />
'''Farnsworth''': Your squad sucks bosons. My team is twice as qualified and three times as expendable.<br />
'''Wernstrom''': Tough talk for someone with only one Field's Medal!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': Congratulations, death-ballers! We've won the right to explore the anomaly.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': What? I thought I was playing for my freedom.<br />
'''Farnsworth''': No.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': Now, I've often said "[[good news]]" when sending you on a mission of extreme danger, so when I say this anomaly is dangerous, you can imagine how dangerous I really think it is.<br />
'''Hermes''': Not dangerous at all?<br />
'''Farnsworth''': Actually, quite dangerous indeed.<br />
'''Hermes''': That ''is'' quite dangerous.<br />
'''Farnsworth''': Indeed.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': Now stop shilly-shallying and line up for your pre-flight coffee enemas.<br />
'''Enema-Bot''': Warning! The enema you are about to enjoy is extremely hot.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': The anomaly!<br />
'''Amy''': It's so... anomalous.<br />
'''Hermes''': I'm feeling dread deep in my dreads.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Wh-wh-why are we risking our lives? Can't we just send in a robotic drone? ... What's everybody looking at ''me'' for?</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Bender to crew. I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion. HEY, OTHER UNIVERSE! BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS! Ahhhhhhh!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Calculon''': You poor, mangled husk of what was once a robot. What right have fate to pluck a sweet dimple-cheeked mechanism in the flower of his youth... and scene. There, that was some free acting for you. Ordinarily to see acting like that you'd have to sit through a tampon commercial. That fulfils my community service, right?</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zoidberg''': You look wonderful, robit! I wish I could afford to go to a hospital. I'm dreadfully sick.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': I finally know what I want to be when I grow up.<br />
'''Hermes''': You want to co-star in his ''[Calculon's.]'' TV show, like that time you already did that.<br />
'''Bender''': No, I'm gonna be his stalker.<br />
'''Leela''': That's not really a career, more of a felony.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': Emergency! Emergency! Everyone to the Calamitorium!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': So living beings can enter the other universe, but electrical devices can't?<br />
'''Wernstrom''': My hypothesis exactly.<br />
'''Farnsworth''': Then we must mount a second expedition without delay. Right after we blow up more robots.<br />
'''Wernstrom''': Agreed. ''[They start blowing up robots.]''<br />
'''Farnsworth''': [laughing] ''Play time ''is'' fun time.</poem><br />
<poem>''[Calculon gets into bed, then looks over to see Bender laying down next to him.]''<br />
'''Calculon''': Who are you?<br />
'''Bender''': Bender, your biggest fan.<br />
'''Calculon''': Are you going to murder me?<br />
'''Bender''': Unlikely. In my mind, we're friends. This diorama proves it. See? ''[Presents a diorama of himself and Calculon playing ping pong.]''<br />
'''Calculon''': Sir, your derangement is impressive. I'm appointing you my official stalker.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zapp Brannigan''': Kif, stand in that hole so I look taller.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zapp Brannigan''': Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream; to kill him so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Wernstrom''': Give science a chance!<br />
'''Farnsworth''': Less invasions, more equations!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Fry''': I can't take it Leela. I need to go away, far away, forever.<br />
'''Leela''': Aw. I know how you feel Fry. There are times when I also feel like you need to go away.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Amy''': Be careful my little teeny-weeny-greeny.<br />
'''Zapp Brannigan''': ''[Pulls uniform lower over groin.]'' That's just a fungal infection. Oh, she's talking to you Kif.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Suicide Booth''': Please select mode of death.<br />
'''Bender''': Clumsy bludgeoning please.<br />
'''Suicide Booth''': You have selected clumsy bludgeoning. For an additional ten dollars would you like your eyes scooped out with a melon baller?<br />
'''Bender''': Aw, what the heck I'll treat myself.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zapp Brannigan''': Hell of a thing to send a universe to certain doom. Fun, though. Makes a man feel big.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zapp Brannigan''': [about to tell Kif to fire the [[Universe to Universe Missile]]]'' Ready and fi--! ''[Kif almost hits the launch button, Zapp turns around and laughs.]'' Almost fooled you there.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Calculon''': On every step is a test.<br />
'''Bender''': Ok, but if it's culturally biased I'm suing your ass.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Do all the tests involve drinking?<br />
'''Calculon''': It never occurred to me before, but yes.<br />
'''Bender''': Wooo, just like Med school.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': The guard operating the x-ray machine came down with a sudden case of broken neck, so I was able to bring you that delicious cake you wanted.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': Holy mother of invention!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Professor Farnsworth''': Oh I wish, I wish, I WISH we weren't in prison! ''[Pazuzu squawks.]'' Pazuzu!<br />
'''Pazuzu''': You have one wish left, Professor.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Nixon''': You again! This better be damned important, I'm right in the middle of a Cosmo survey.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Mayor Poopenmeyer''': Look up in the sky!<br />
'''Hermes''': It's a bird!<br />
'''Hattie McDoogle''': It's a plane!<br />
'''Superman look-alike''': I am so out of here!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zoidberg''': Hello? Hello? Call me back on my shell phone. ''[Holds up a conch shell to the side of his head.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zapp Brannigan''': [voiceover] Captain's log; star date; the year of the Tiger. The battle has been bravely fought, the suffering of our troops beyond measure, but the alien is invulnerable and our defeat inevitable. That much is obvious even from my remote command post here at the Times Square Applebees.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Calculon''': ... but the League of Robots hasn't killed anybody in over eight-hundred years, and that was a very sick Girl Scout.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Horrible Gelatinous Blob''': It's horrible! ''[On first seeing Yivo.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': Sweet squid of Madrid! The tentacle got Fry!<br />
'''Leela''': Quick, hand me my machete! We can still save his legs!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Fry''': Thou shall love the tentacle.<br />
'''Farnsworth''': Well, at least we don't have to love each other.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': It got Zoidberg!<br />
'''Farnsworth''': Oh I never knew how much I'd miss him until he was gone. Not that much as it turns out.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Fry''': Thus sayeth the tentacle, "Verily, thou shalt rejoice in the house of the tentacle."<br />
'''Leela''': Fry listen to yourself. You've been brainwashed.<br />
'''Fry''': No, I'm just trying to fit my diction to the importance of what I'm saying.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': No effect. The crystals are bouncing off the tentacle like meatballs off Mothra.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Farnsworth''': According to this blinking light the tentacle is made of electro-matter, matter's bad-ass grandma!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': ''[Hermes is seen running out of the bathroom, which has a tentacle coming out of the toilet.]'' When I gave up diapers, me parents promised exactly ''this'' would never happen.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Wernstrom''': Stop, in the name of love!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': At least I won't have to trim my elbow talons anymore.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Leela''': It's ok to cry Amy. Come here, I'm wearing absorbent shoulder straps.<br />
'''Zapp Brannigan''': Mmm. What an erotic display of girl-on-girl consolation.<br />
'''Leela''': Zapp?<br />
'''Zapp Brannigan''': Hurry, Leela, we don't have much time to begin repopulating Earth. Go brush your teeth. I'll be waiting for you naked under this quesadilla. ''[Incorrectly pronounced as 'cass-a-dilla'.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': ''[To Leela.]'' Sup, bigboots?</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': You humans are so cute when you're scared.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Destructor''': My leg feels funny!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Destructor''': My leg feels better!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hedonism Bot''': It seems Bender hates humans the way I hate having my nipples polished with industrial sand paper. Ooh hoo hoo hoo hooooo.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zapp Brannigan''': Oh, yeah. Bathtub minestrone. ''[Incorrectly pronounced as 'min-es-trone'.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zapp Brannigan''': Ditto on the grief there, Amy.<br />
'''Amy''': You miss him too?<br />
'''Zapp Brannigan''': More than you, as his mere wife, could ever understand. He was my fourth lieutenant for God's sake...</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zapp Brannigan''': Hardly a month goes by that I don't think of him. [kif]</poem><br />
<poem>''[Leela discovers Zapp and Amy in bed.]''<br />
'''Zapp Brannigan''': Sorry you had to find out like this, Leela. I was hoping you'd see it on ''youtube'' first. As my ex-lover, you're naturally shocked and jealous, but you may well get your chance again someday... How about today? At 4?</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zapp Brannigan''': Leela, you must try the tentacle. It's like my soul is wearing a velour body glove.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Fry''': But Yivo has no gender, thus Yivo has proclaimed that instead of "he" or "she," we are to use the word "shkle." And instead of "him" or "her," we are to use the word "shklim," or "shkler."<br />
'''Hermes''': Phew! I've been sweating the nomenclature all week.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Morbo''': ''[To Yivo; Crying.]'' You poor monster!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Zapp Brannigan''': We loved you, and you turn around and treat us like some sort of woman.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Yivo''': I'm a big clumsy jerk.<br />
'''Zoidberg''': I know you are, but what am I? ''[Chuckles to himself.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hedonism Bot''': Oh, how dreadfully exciting. Ohh ho ho. Oh yes. ''[Polishing his nipples with industrial sand paper.]''</poem><br />
<poem>'''Ms. Universe''': Yivo makes me feel sexy, and I'm asexual.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Fry''': I don't know if I can put my heart on the line again only to have it broken and stomped on like a nerd's face.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Nixon''': If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Let's cut this turd loose!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Why can't Yivo just move in with us? We'll put a cot in Europe.<br />
'''Farnsworth''': Don't be daft, Bender. Yivo can't breath outside the electric ether of shkler own universe. If shkle came here, shkle would shkluffocate.<br />
'''Bender''': No shklit.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Fry''': Goodbye, my friend.<br />
'''Bender''': Wait! Let me come with you.<br />
'''Fry''': I'm sorry, Bender. Robots don't go to heaven.<br />
'''Bender''': [crying] Death to humans.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': Has humanity called?<br />
'''Robot 1X''': No, sir.<br />
'''Bender''': Check my messages. A flashing light means somebody called.<br />
'''Robot 1X''': I know what it means.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': ''[After accidentally slicing his trash can and Robot 1X in half.]'' Stupid electro-matter! That was my best trash can!<br />
'''Robot 1X''': Pain sensor overload!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': If robots can't go to heaven, heaven can come to us!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': There is no great love without great jealousy!</poem><br />
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== General Trivia ==<br />
*This is one among few ''Futurama'' [[:Category:Media featuring its title|media featuring its title]].<br />
*A sneak peek was included in a two disc DVD of ''[[Bender's Big Score]]'' exclusive to ''{{w|Best Buy}}''.<br />
*The official trailer (in colour) has been released and can be watched at [http://slurmed.com/?p=news&date=2008/05/19 slurmed.com].<br />
*Fry called DIAL-A-JOKE from Colleen's Apartment a total of 8128 times, with 254 pages of phone bills and 32 entries per page.<br />
*The end credits show the actors' names, together with an array of pictures of the characters they voiced. This is similar to "The Simpsons Movie".<br />
*The video track used for the movie is only greater in length than the track used in ''[[Bender's Big Score]]'' by one second (although this is probably a wild coincidence).<br />
*In the Prison/Prism rooftop scene, at the start, Stephen Hawking's pickled head can again be seen toward the left. It is on the same "way cool rocket."<br />
*This is the first time in the series that the [[Globetrotter Homeworld]] is seen.<br />
**No female Globetrotters seen leaving it, implying either that they don't exist, or that they left in a separate group from the male ones.<br />
*Although we are to presume that all inhabitants of Earth other than the robots were gentacled by Yivo, we do not see any attached to heads inside of jars, or the sewer mutants.<br />
**In fact, while most of the previous species seen in Futurama make an appearance in this film, the [[Sewer Mutants]] (apart from [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]) do not appear in the film.<br />
*Noticeably, Yivo was able to "mate" with [[Decapodians]] without causing them to suffer gruesome death.<br />
*This is the first time in the series that we ever see [[Morbo]] in any sort of frightened state. [[Linda]] was previously seen as such in {{e|59}}.<br />
*Yivo apparently gave every being in Universe A/Gamma "the clap," except Leela.<br />
*Leela managed to break a prison/prism guard's neck without getting caught.<br />
*The hose Leela uses to spray Yivo with reads, "Apex Garden Hose 'The Gopher Drowner'."<br />
*Suicide booths have advanced since the pilot. They now have a broader range of choices other than "quick and painless" or "slow and horrible."<br />
**This was alluded to in {{f|1}}, it is now confirmed.<br />
*This is the first time we ever see the [[Australian Guy]] in a non-enslaved situation.<br />
*If Yivo can't breathe in our universe, that means shkle needs to produce a gas made of electromatter. It is debatable whether our lungs could break down air made of electromatter, although no man made object in the 31st century can do so, it does not mean nothing in our biology could. We could also surmise Yivo produces normal oxygen for us.<br />
*A 2D gentacle prop can be seen in the 2D Tunnel of Love. [[File:Yivo Tunnel Of Love.jpg|right|thumb|4th wall break?]]<br />
*The one small piece of Electromatter couldn't have been split into enough pieces for all the harpoons and weapons of the [[Army of the Damned]]. However, it could have been several letters instead of one.<br />
*After Yivo is pulled through the anomaly, the [[jakabird]]s disappear, possibly going into hiding.<br />
*The audio commentary of this movie introduced the 'I had that in the navy' running joke that is also mentioned in the ''[[Bender's Game]]'' and ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'' audio commentaries.<br />
*Robot 1-X makes its second appearance after "[[Obsoletely Fabulous]]".<br />
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== Theme and Symbolism ==<br />
*During the TV appearance of Yivo, we see Colleen with a t-shirt that states "For all X : I love X," which expresses her polyamorous personality in a mathematically correct predicate.<br />
*The characters in Normal Kombat are orange and purple, representing Fry and Leela respectively. The symbolism of these colours is a continuing theme of the series.<br />
*Bender twangs his antenna/penis on Amphibos 9, a running gag in the series.<br />
**Another running gag involving Bender, where he says "neat" and takes a picture also shows up. It's in the scene with Calculon's plastic surgery. Noticeably it was a different colour (green instead of purple)<br />
*The Martian-skull cup makes its last appearance until being broken by Amy.<br />
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== Allusions ==<br />
*The title is a reference to Shakespeare's line, "I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs," in the play Othello (however, use of the phrase dates back before this usage). In "[[Spanish Fry]]", the sex shop in which Fry, Bender and Leela enter is called "The Beast with Two Bucks," which is a reference to the same line.<br />
*It also references [http://www.1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsa-d/beastwithamillioneyes.htm The Beast With a Million Eyes]. Incidentally, the plot of that movie involves a huge alien mind controlling the weak minded, albeit to fuel hatred rather than coerce the world into having sex with it. The movie came out in 1955, and the box art for The Beast With a Billion Backs is modelled after 1950's horror movies involving monsters.<br />
*Red Minotaur alludes to the energy drink {{w|Red Bull}}.<br />
*Normal Kombat is a reference to {{w|mortal kombat|Mortal Kombat}}.<br />
*Honkey Kong is a reference to [[Donkey Kong]].<br />
*Ms. Marple Madness is a reference to both Ms. Marple and Marble Madness.<br />
*Exlaxian references Exlax, a laxative, and Galaxian, an old arcade game.<br />
*Soup bootlegging during soup prohibition refers to alcohol bootlegging during alcohol prohibition.<br />
**Bathtub minestrone refers to bathtub gin, which was actually any alcoholic beverage made in people's homes during prohibition, usually, as one might guess, in the bathtub. Most often it was just 1 part alcohol and 2 parts water.<br />
*Fry and Colleen's date takes place at the St. Asimov's day festival. (Issac Asimov was a very well known science fiction writer who wrote the original three laws of robotics.)<br />
*A picture of Robot from the TV series "Lost in Space" can be seen in the secret hideout of the [[League of Robots]], as well as Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet.<br />
*Bender takes off his hand and hits [[Calculon]] with it to invoke a duel. This is an allusion to a very old way of invoking duels where the challenger would slap the challengee with a glove.<br />
*The scene at the end with Bender battling Yivo's mouth references {{w|jack sparrow|Jack Sparrow}} battling the {{w|Kraken (Pirates of the Caribbean)|Kraken}} at the end of {{w|Potc 2|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest}}.<br />
*Bender says that he is "Worthier than the average robot" to join the League of Robots. This is a very obvious reference to ''{{w|Yogi Bear}}'', who often said that he was "Smarter than the average bear". He even does the same pose that Yogi makes whenever he says that.<br />
*[[Harold Zoid]] talks about his one line in a DVD movie, referencing his own line in this DVD movie.<br />
**"Shell phone" also references cell phones.<br />
*When Yivo escapes out of the anomaly, Mayor Poopenmeyer says, "Look, up in the sky!", to which Hermes says, "It's a bird!", then Hattie says, "It's a plane!", and a superhero says, "I am so outta here!!!" This is a spoof of the old {{w|Superman}} cartoons made by Max Fleischer that always opened with the phrase "Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!"<br />
*During Kif's funeral, [[The Grand Midwife]] starts to sing, and Bender yells, "Next!". This is a reference to most reality music shows. However, this could also be a reference to "[[A Pharaoh to Remember]]", as Bender yells "Next!" to Zoidberg when he starts singing for Bender's fake funeral.<br />
<!--*When Bender draws Fry's face on a cabbage, it is a reference of SpongeBob episode Rise and Shine when Patrick draws SpongeBob's face on his pillow.--><br />
*When Leela aims at Fry with three pistols, we see a triangle of red dots on Fry's forehead, which is an allusion to the {{w|Predator (film)|Predator}} movie, where Predator had a Plasma Caster gun with triangular laser rangefinder.<br />
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== Continuity ==<br />
[[File:BwaBB Mistake 1.jpg|right|thumb|Bender's mouth is misaligned]]<br />
*While jumping on Yivo, Bender's mouth is misaligned while he is speaking.<br />
*When Yivo was stabbed by Benders cables, Zapp's hair turned orange during a high angle camera view.<br />
*In the scene where Fry has his hand in the Anomaly just before he turns his head to see Kif, Fry's reflection in the Anomaly moves before he does. Also while the missile is overlapping Fry's legs both the missile and Kif have no reflection.<br />
*The [[Anomaly]] flips sides various times.<br />
*In the 2D Tunnel of Love, Colleen's freckles are missing during a low angle shot.<br />
*[[Steve Castle]] ("That Guy") can be seen towards the beginning of Yivo's invasion, despite having presumably died of [[Boneitis]]. This may not be a goof however, as we may presume that he was revived, cloned, or that it's his descendant.<br />
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== Goofs ==<br />
[[File:BWABB Goof- Mirror Earth.png|right|thumb|Notice Europe on the left, and the Americas on the right.]]<br />
*When the [[Earth]]'s protection is being built, the Earth is mirrored.<br />
*During Deathball, when Wernstrom is knocked by the ball through the control room he lands back onto the arena. The next shot both Wernstrom's and the Professor's outlines can be seen in the control room and the glass is not broken.<br />
*Due to the nature of the [[Anomaly]], machinery and/or metals cannot pass through it. However, when [[Fry]] travels through the Anomaly for the first time, his space suit neither causes a reaction nor is it destroyed by it; his suit is ''clearly'' mechanical.<br />
** Lightning does strike it once he's through the anomaly, which could be considered the reaction.<br />
*[[Hedonism Bot|Hedonism Bot's]] mouth changes throughout the movie from just showing his "teeth" to showing his "teeth" and two lines across them like Bender.<br />
*Twice in the movie, the unnamed British robot changes from brown to grey. Although this may have been a trick of the light.<br />
*At the end, Fry calls [[Yivo]] "he" instead of "[[Coinage#S|shklee]]"<br />
*In the space battle scene, Yivo had supposedly already invaded both [[Mars]] and [[Decapod 10]], but yet we don't see the tentacles stretching anywhere near that far.<br />
**One plausible explanation for this, is that there are several anomalies throughout the universe, although this is neither confirmed nor hinted at in the film.<br />
*Amy asserts that [[Kif]] tried to kill Yivo, despite Yivo not being particularly known about until after Kif's funeral. Although we can attribute this to Amy being a ditz or overly grief stricken, it was not an intentional error.<br />
*In real life, the golden escalators, at the speed they went, would take 100's of 1000's of years, if not millions, to carry the residents of [[Earth]] (the ones closest to the [[anomaly]]) to Yivo's location.<br />
*In the vacuum of space, Kif manages not only to breathe, but to speak to Fry. Both of these things are impossible as there is no air to breath or transmit the sound.<br />
**It is possible, though, that Kif's species, being amphibious, can hold their breath for a long time, though it doesn't explain how he can communicate with Fry.<br />
**Another possibility is that near the anomaly it isn’t space vacuum but some sort of atmosphere.<br />
*Yivo claims not to have hurt anyone, although the space battle scene indicates otherwise. At least one ship is seen being destroyed, and the computer screen in the oval office indicates a lot more were as well.<br />
**It is possible, but unlikely, that they were all being remote controlled like the [[Nimbus]].<br />
**It is also possible that Yivo rescued any soldiers whose ships were destroyed.<br />
**Or that Yivo is unreliable or insensitive.<br />
*While on Yivo/heaven, Zoidberg is seen playing on the bouncing "clouds" (on the left of the screen), but then he comes on the right side of the screen, with ice cream.<br />
*Surely the entire population of a Universe could not have fit on one planet-sized monster, let alone one pirate ship.<br />
**It can be surmised that Yivo can expand shkler body size much like shkler tentacles, even so however, the size shklee was at the point shklee was dragged through the anomaly was not sufficient.<br />
**Yivo probably only took over the universe's sapient inhabitants (and the penguin we saw), which may, if added together, have made an entire planet's ecosystem.<br />
**Though "planet-size" is very ambiguous, because it is basically anything from Neptune and upwards. In addition, it should be noted, that all humans ever lived today could all fit in the {{w|Isle of Man}}.<br />
***Although it's not just all humans, but all of the universe.<br />
***And the population of even Earth humans should be a lot bigger in the 31st century.<br />
*How did everyone breathe on the pirate ship?<br />
*When the fumes on Yivo clear away, we see that Yivo's mouth is beak shaped, but it could not have been evenly covered underneath one normal looking mouth.<br />
*When meeting Yivo's body for the second time, Fry looks surprised to see Yivo's actual face. However, when he fell in love with shkler, he must have already seen shkler face (why?).<br />
*Leela's [[Wristlojackimator]] made it through the anomaly undamaged.<br />
*If lab animals were stored in a 55 gallon drum like in the film, they would suffocate and (unless eating the other lab animals) starve, perhaps the one [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Wernstrom]] used is a life preserving one.<br />
*[[Diamondillium]] could not hold up against Yivo's tentacles, but the windows and walls of the Planet Express Building did. <br />
**However, the windows could be made of [[Diamondium]], meaning it may actually be stronger than Diamondillium.<br />
**Or Yivo's Gentacles are not as strong as shklis tentacles are. However if this were the case, we'd be left to wonder why shkle didn't use shklis tentacles to break in.<br />
**However, even if it was Diamondium, the Professor stated that the tentacles was made of electro-matter, so the windows would still be unable to withstand it. The more likely scenario is that Yivo wasn't trying to break it.<br />
*Strangely, in the 64 shot scene at the end of Earth's date with Yivo, Zoidberg is seen with a house, yet in many previous episodes, he says or implies that he doesn't have a house.<br />
*While Yivo/Fry meet with the crew at the window, behind Fry there seems to be no atmosphere behind the broken Diamondillium. And in one scene there is no broken Diamondillium.<br />
*Yivo said that before shklee saw the creation of universe Gamma, shklee was alone, but shklee also said shklee was content with shklis stamp collection. However, if shklee was alone, there would be no-one to send shklim anything with stamps on it.<br />
**Also shklee mentions having sent an image of shklerself in the past - which is where the vision of heaven comes from. But shklee claimed not to have even known of the existence of universe Gamma, much less been able to communicate with it, before the anomaly appeared - which was only around 30 days before the events of this film. However Shklee did state that shklee saw the beginning of the big bang of Universe Gamma meaning shklee knew of Universe Gamma before the anamoly allowed shkler to interact with it.<br />
*How was Bender able to split the letter (or letters) from Fry that were made from electro-matter to attach to the weapons? Nothing in universe Gamma should have been able to tear the electro-matter.<br />
**It is possible that he cut the letter with itself, but folding it.<br />
*When [[Colleen O'Hallahan|Colleen]] is brought before Fry in the church, she happens to have two shadows from her single arm.<br />
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<div>== Spelling ==<br />
Are we sure how it is spelled? Can someone with the DVD/BluRay check the subtitles? [[User:Aki|Aki]] 00:00, 23 December 2010 (CET)<br />
:You can't count on me for any of that. ('Cause, you know, [[Talk:Volume 5|I don't have the season yet]].) [[User:San Saber|San Saber]] 02:38, 23 December 2010 (CET)<br />
So, is anyone able to verify the real spelling yet? [[User:Unit 3.0|Unit 3.0]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Yivo&diff=91524Yivo2011-06-19T16:19:09Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|type=s<br />
|name=Yivo<br />
|image=[[File:Yivo.png|225px]]<br />
|species=<br />
|origin=<br />
|voiced by=David Cross<br />
|first appear={{clink|US#S02|Futurama Returns}}<br />
}}<br />
'''Yivo''' is a huge, planet-sized alien from another universe in which Yivo dwells alone (in contrast to ours, where we are many). Because there are no others like Yivo, Yivo has no determinable gender, and thus instead of "he" and "she", the word "[[Coinage#S|shklee]]" shall be used, as well "shklim" or "shkler" to replace "him" or "her". Yivo is super-sentient, and can communicate coherently with 20 quadrillion beings, all simultaneously. Sklee can also do 20 quadrillion simultaneous tasks.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
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Yivo has existed for longer than our universe has existed, so shklee may be older than the [[Nibblonians]]. Accordingly Yivo had a stamp collection until shklee realized shklee was alone.<br />
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It was not until the [[Anomaly]] appeared that Yivo got shkler chance to end shkler loneliness. Through the Anomaly came [[Philip J. Fry]], who was lonely and depressed due to his recent breakup with his girlfriend [[Colleen]] and possibly his inability to ever get in a relationship with [[Turanga Leela]]. In Yivo's universe, they met and created a relationship.<br />
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Yivo then decided to get emotionality attached with everyone in Universe Gamma &mdash; this universe &mdash; with shkler tentacles that could reach everywhere. However, at first the people of Universe Gamma weren't pleased with the thought of having the tentacles in their world until they were attached, at which the apparent brainwashing forced them to like it&mdash;this quickly turned out not to be the case, as they had actually fallen in love.<br />
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However, [[Turanga Leela]] managed to avoid getting attached by pretending to already have with a pink garden hose. She then revealed to everyone that Yivo's tentacles weren't at all tentacles, but "[[Coinage#G|gentacles]]," meaning that Yivo had been mating with everyone in Universe Gamma. Yivo explained that shkler plan was simply to mate with Universe Gamma, but quickly agrees to call it off and pulls the tentacles/gentacles out of everyone.<br />
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The people of Universe Gamma agree to go on a date with Yivo. But when Yivo doesn't seem to be making any kind of commitment, they decide to dump shklim. However, when they prepare to give shklim the news, Yivo proposes to Universe Gamma, and they accept. Everyone in Universe Gamma enters Yivo's universe and lives on top of shklim, which looks very similar to the concept of [[#Heaven|Heaven]]. Everyone seems happy there until [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] and his [[Army of the Damned]] drags Yivo through the Anomaly so they can destroy shkler.<br />
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When Yivo finds out how Bender could attack shklim, shklee finds out Fry contacted Bender, which shklee had specifically asked none of them to do (i.e. not contacting other universes). Shklee decides to break off the marriage. But to shkler consolation, shklee did find someone who understood shklim, namely Colleen. And so they leave Universe Gamma together, and the Anomaly closes.<br />
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== Heaven ==<br />
Due to Yivo's sheer size, upon shkler is a world where people of Universe Gamma can dwell. However, it appears to be much similar to Heaven of several religions in human culture. According to Yivo, that is because shklee sent an image of it to Universe Gamma's artists long ago&mdash;the clouds are vapours that shklee exhumes, and the angels are just mindless [[Jakabird|jakabirds]] which keep shklis body clean and free of parasitic larvae.<br />
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== Biology ==<br />
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*Yivo is what appears to be a living planet with tentacles that can serve as either limbs, groins, or matter transportation tubes. <br />
*Is made of [[Electromatter]], and can only be harmed by other Electromatter.<br />
*Only known waste product is a vapour which smells pleasant to humans.<br />
*Can "mate", but does not have any known reproductive functions therein.<br />
*Is seemingly able to infinitely extend tentacles and golden escalators. Can also spawn a seemingly infinite number of tentacles from other tentacles.<br />
*Can spawn a mouth at the end of each tentacle, and talk with it.<br />
*Is able to revive certain life forms, although it is not known how shklee does this.<br />
*Can see out of each tentacle, despite having no known eyes on them.<br />
*Has one giant eye and one giant mouth on shkler main body.<br />
*Has no known life span, and any being of Universe A/Gamma living on shkler will not age or progress in any way towards death either.<br />
*Appears to bleed a greyish-brown fluid.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*{{w|YIVO}} is the Jewish Scientific Institute.<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{clink|US#S02|Futurama Returns}} (as one of shklis gentacles)<br />
*{{f|1}} (Only the anomaly)<br />
*{{f|2}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV07}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV11}} (mention - one cosplayer is dressed as Yivo at the costume contest)<br />
*{{clink|US#046|Follow the Reader}}<br />
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[[Category:Places]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Black_hole&diff=78016Black hole2011-01-13T15:10:49Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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|name=Black hole<br />
|image=[[File:Black hole.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=A black hole about to consume the ''[[Titanic]]'' {{et|1ACV10}}.<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV10}}<br />
|wikipedia=Black hole<br />
}}<br />
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A '''black hole''' is a region of space from which nothing, not even light, can escape. It is the result of the deformation of spacetime caused by a very compact mass.<br />
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== Importance in ''Futurama ==<br />
The ''[[Futurama]]'' characters have encountered black holes several times, including being on the ''[[Titanic]]'' and just barely escaping when it was sucked into one {{et|1ACV10}}, and creating a black hole when imploding stars to get rid of time skips {{et|3ACV14}}. [[Cubert Farnsworth|Cubert]] and [[Dwight Conrad|Dwight]] once created a small black hole at [[Wozniak Nerd Academy]] {{et|3ACV12}} and [[Leo Wong]] tried creating one as the end of [[Wongminster|his miniature golf course]] ([[Into the Wild Green Yonder|ITWGY]]).<br />
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== Additional Information ==<br />
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=== See also ===<br />
* [[Quasar]]<br />
* [[Fry-hole]]<br />
* [[Wormhole]]<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
* {{e|1ACV10}}<br />
* {{e|3ACV12}}<br />
* {{e|3ACV14}}<br />
* {{f|4}} (mention)<br />
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[[Category:Space]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Gunderson%27s_Unshelled_Nuts&diff=75734Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts2010-12-12T18:15:07Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{item infobox<br />
|name=Gunderson's Nuts<br />
|image=[[File:Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=The first logo seen in [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular|its debut episode]].<br />
|use=Eating<br />
|type=Food<br />
|first appear={{e|6ACV13}}<br />
|status=Popular<br />
}}<br />
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'''''Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts''''' is a brand of unshelled nuts. They were the [[Sponsors|sponsor]] of "[[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular]]", and had a message before every segment. ''Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts'' used three different logos during the episode, one of which didn't have the ''Unshelled'' part.<br />
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== Image Gallery ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Gunderson's Nuts.png|The second logo.<br />
Image:Enjoy Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts.png|The third logo.<br />
</gallery><br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*This is [[The Infosphere (website)|The Infosphere]]'s 2000th article.<br />
*They are possibly named after [[simpsons:Gil Gunderson|Gil Gunderson]] from ''[[The Simpsons]]'', who had an idea for unshelled nuts.<br />
**They might also be a reference to ex-FBI chief [http://www.apfn.org/okc/lid_off.htm Ted Gunderson], who some might consider nuts.<br />
*''Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts'' only appeared in [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act I: Xmas|a non-canon segment]], so it may not exist in [[Universe Γ|the real universe]].<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|6ACV13}}<br />
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[[Category:Food and drinks]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=75654Timeline2010-12-10T23:48:16Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|internal history|history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
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== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; A frog-like creature and a snake-like creature cooperate to get food and survive, but later [[Arms Race of Evolution|evolve]] to eat the other as food.<br />
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== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of Zubin 5.<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''277 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 20th Century ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) born.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
** Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of Al Gore's votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's Head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as [[Wikipedia:James Doohan|James Doohan]] can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus, who is now a zombie (possibly the reason for Voodoo becoming mainstream). For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
*ca.'''2500''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''2620''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''2636''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''2700''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''2790''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''2801''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''2841''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] born in New New York City.<br />
*'''2849''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''2865'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''2877''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''2881''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[30th century]] ==<br />
*'''2900''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''2912'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''2922''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''2927''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''2931''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2993''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2994''' &ndash; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2995''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2996''' &ndash; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''2999''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; Sometime before 3001 a cure for heart attacks is found.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== [[31st century]] ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]].{{ein|1}}<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]].{{ein|2}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food.{{ein|3}}<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender.{{ein|3}}<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska.{{fin|3}}<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]].{{ein|4}}{{fin|3}}<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth.{{ein|5}}<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]].{{ein|6}}<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]].{{ein|7}}<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City.{{ein|8}}<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again.{{ein|9}}<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole.{{ein|10}}<br />
*<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school.{{ein|11}}<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated.{{ein|12}}<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]].{{ein|13}}<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions.{{ein|14}}<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender.{{ein|14}}<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters.{{ein|15}}<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]].{{ein|16}}<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc.{{ein|17}}<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body.{{ein|20}}<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League.{{ein|21}}<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor.{{ein|23}}<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork.{{ein|24}}<br />
**Planet Express Crew rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]].{{ein|25}}<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**[[Violet Dwarf Star]] was actually an Encyclopod egg.<br />
**The [[Encyclopod]] defeats the last known [[Dark One]].<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
[[File:Birthing machine.png|thumb|Rebirth.]]<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**"Just like 1962". The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life.{{ein|89}}<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]].{{ein|90}}<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it.{{ein|91}}<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]].{{ein|92}}<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret.{{ein|93}}<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed.{{ein|93}}<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up.{{ein|94}}<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]].{{ein|94}}<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]].{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before.{{ein|96}}<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics.{{ein|96}}<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false.{{ein|97}}<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home.{{ein|97}}<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal.{{ein|98}}<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]].<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]].{{ein|99}}<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]].{{ein|100}}<br />
<br />
=== 3011 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
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[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
<br />
== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007.{{fin|1}}<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity.{{ein|95}}<br />
**Intelligent bird overthrow the apes.{{ein|95}}<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds.{{ein|95}}<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed.{{ein|95}}<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A medieval-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}).{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[Bloodthirsty Shrimp]].{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[Giraffes]].{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth.{{ein|95}}<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe.{{ein|95}}<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]].{{ein|95}}<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=75447Timeline2010-12-05T22:36:24Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|internal history|history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
<br />
== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; A frog-like creature and a snake-like creature cooperate to get food and survive, but later [[Arms Race of Evolution|evolve]] to eat the other as food.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of Zubin 5.<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''277 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 20th Century ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) born.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
** Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of Al Gore's votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's Head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as [[Wikipedia:James Doohan|James Doohan]] can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus, who is now a zombie (possibly the reason for Voodoo becoming mainstream). For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
*ca.'''2500''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''2620''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''2636''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''2700''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''2790''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''2801''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''2841''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] born in New New York City.<br />
*'''2849''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''2865'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''2877''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''2881''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[30th century]] ==<br />
*'''2900''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''2912'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''2922''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''2927''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''2931''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2993''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2994''' &ndash; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2995''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2996''' &ndash; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''2999''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; Sometime before 3001 a cure for heart attacks is found.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== [[31st century]] ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]].{{ein|1}}<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]].{{ein|2}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food.{{ein|3}}<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender.{{ein|3}}<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska.{{fin|3}}<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]].{{ein|4}}{{fin|3}}<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth.{{ein|5}}<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]].{{ein|6}}<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]].{{ein|7}}<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City.{{ein|8}}<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again.{{ein|9}}<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole.{{ein|10}}<br />
*<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school.{{ein|11}}<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated.{{ein|12}}<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]].{{ein|13}}<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions.{{ein|14}}<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender.{{ein|14}}<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters.{{ein|15}}<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]].{{ein|16}}<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc.{{ein|17}}<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body.{{ein|20}}<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League.{{ein|21}}<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor.{{ein|23}}<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork.{{ein|24}}<br />
**Planet Express Crew rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]].{{ein|25}}<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth, 3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**[[Violet Dwarf Star]] was actually an Encyclopod egg.<br />
**The [[Encyclopod]] defeats the last known [[Dark One]].<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**"Just like 1962". The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life.{{ein|89}}<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]].{{ein|90}}<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it.{{ein|91}}<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]].{{ein|92}}<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret.{{ein|93}}<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed.{{ein|93}}<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up.{{ein|94}}<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]].{{ein|94}}<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]].{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before.{{ein|96}}<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics.{{ein|96}}<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false.{{ein|97}}<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home.{{ein|97}}<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal.{{ein|98}}<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]].<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]].{{ein|99}}<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]].{{ein|100}}<br />
<br />
=== 3011 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
<br />
[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
<br />
== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007.{{fin|1}}<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity.{{ein|95}}<br />
**Intelligent bird overthrow the apes.{{ein|95}}<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds.{{ein|95}}<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed.{{ein|95}}<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A medieval-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}).{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[Bloodthirsty Shrimp]].{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[Giraffes]].{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth.{{ein|95}}<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe.{{ein|95}}<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]].{{ein|95}}<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Timeline&diff=75446Timeline2010-12-05T22:35:40Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{about|internal history|history of the show|History}}<br />
The below is a timeline of fictional events from ''[[Futurama]]''.<br />
<br />
== [[Early history]] ==<br />
[[File:Big bang2.png|thumb|The [[Big Bang]] creates the Universe.]]<br />
*'''Unknown''' &ndash; [[Yivo]], a planet-sized alien from another universe, dwells alone in the emptiness of space.<br />
*'''17 years before the Big Bang''' &ndash; [[Nibblonians]] start appearing in our universe.<br />
*'''The Big Bang''' &ndash; The Universe is created (again) while the previous universe's versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch in their [[Forward time machine]]. The cowboy universe is also created (Only this one [[parallel universe]] is known or thought to exist until the events of "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"). <br />
**Yivo notices the big bang and realizes shklee is alone.<br />
*'''Milliseconds after the Big Bang''' &ndash; The evil [[Brain Spawn]] come into being and begin [[Nibblonian and Brain Spawn War|their war against the Nibblonians]] that rages until the 31st century.<br />
*'''Eons ago''' &ndash; A frog-like creature and a snake-like creature cooperate to get food and survive, but later [[Arms Race of Evolution|evolve]] to eat the other as food.<br />
<br />
== Creation of [[Earth]] &mdash; 1899 ==<br />
*ca.'''4.5 billion years ago''' &ndash; [[Sol|The Sun]], [[Earth]] and [[Moon|the Moon]] are created, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch. <br />
*ca.'''500 million years ago''' &ndash; An Earth fish crawls onto land, but is immediately killed by a previous universe's version of [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]].<br />
*'''65.5 million years ago''' &ndash; The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs, while the previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch.<br />
*'''29,997,000 years ago''' &ndash; Nimbala is emperor of Zubin 5.<br />
*ca.'''40,000 years ago to 1783 A.D.''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] watch the Neanderthals in North America killed by Paleo-Indians.<br />
*'''3500 B.C.''' &ndash; Cats from [[Thuban 9]] arrive in Egypt where they are worshipped like gods. They make the Egyptians build the Great Pyramid of Giza as a giant energy transfer device.<br />
*'''1351 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] steals a sarcophagus from Egyptians.<br />
*ca.'''1000 B.C.''' &ndash; The people of [[Osiris 4]] visit Ancient Egypt and learn how to build pyramids, travel through space, and how to prepare their dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.<br />
*'''277 B.C.''' &ndash; [[Nibbler]] born.<br />
*'''1500s''' &ndash; [[Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo]] from [[Planet Vinci]] visits Earth and though considered stupid in his home world, he becomes a genius on Earth. Before he finishes painting the Mona Lisa, it is stolen by a [[Time travel|time travelling]] [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. Eventually leaves Earth again for his home planet.<br />
*'''1600s''' &ndash; The previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch the pilgrims arrive in America, and get taken over by the British.<br />
*'''1770s''' &ndash; [["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution, which was viewed by previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]].<br />
[[File:Roswell that Ends Well.jpg|right|thumb|Fry accidently kills his grandfather in the past]]<br />
<br />
== 20th Century ==<br />
*ca.'''[[1900]]''' &ndash; [[Romanticorp|Gwen]]'s family starts making candy hearts out of earwig honey and bone meal<br />
*ca. '''1930s''' &ndash; Farnsworth attempts to kill [[Adolf Hitler]], but misses and hits [[Eleanor Roosevelt]] instead. <br />
*'''[[1947]]''' &ndash; Time travelling Planet Express crew create the Roswell UFO incident. [[Philip J. Fry]] accidentally kills the man he believed to be his grandfather. Fry then impregnates his grandmother, becoming his own grandfather. Also, [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s head is left behind in this time period, it stays in the dirt for over 1000 years.<br />
*'''[[1948]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy and Mrs. Fry|Yancy Fry, Sr.]] (Philip's father and simultaneously his son) born.<br />
*'''[[1971]]''' &ndash; [[Yancy Fry, Jr.]] (Philip's older brother and simultaneously his grand-son) born.<br />
*'''[[1974]]''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry]] is born at Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital.<br />
*'''[[1980]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry starts wanting a robot for a best friend.<br />
*'''[[1988]]''' &ndash; Philip J. Fry hides his lucky 7-leafed clover from his brother.<br />
*ca.'''[[1994]]''' &ndash; Fry fails to graduate from Coney Island Community College.<br />
*'''[[1996]]''' &ndash; Fry's dog [[Seymour Asses]] is born.<br />
[[File:Seymour.jpg|right|thumb]]<br />
*'''[[1997]]'''<br />
**Last power failure at [[Applied Cryogenics]]<br />
**Fry finds Seymour in a New York street after a [[Panucci's Pizza|pizza delivery]] to "Seymour Asses" which turned out to be a crank call.<br />
*'''[[1998]]'''<br />
**The {{w|United States Air Force}} launches the [[USAF Flying Destiny]].<br />
**The {{w|FCC}} launches the [[FCC V-Chip|V-Chip]].<br />
**The Flying Destiny and the V-Chip are fused in a collision that will create the [[V-GINY]].<br />
*'''[[1999]]'''<br />
**Philip J. Fry accidentally spills beer on the control console at New York FOX station [[20th Century Fox|WNYW]], knocking ''Single Female Lawyer'' off the air.<br />
**Fry's bank account is left with a balance of 93 cents, which after one thousand years of gathering interest, becomes $4.3 billion. <br />
**31 December &ndash; Fry is sent on a fake pizza delivery to [[I. C. Wiener]] at Applied Cryogenics.<br />
<br />
== [[2000]] &mdash; [[2499]] ==<br />
[[File:Frozen Fry.jpg|right|thumb|Fry is frozen for 1000 years]]<br />
[[File:Yancy Fry, Jr.JPG|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II, Yancy's son is born and named after his uncle]]<br />
[[File:Philip J Fry II.jpg|right|thumb|Philip J. Fry II becomes the first man on Mars and becomes a big success]]<br />
[[File:FXJKHR.jpg|right|thumb|FXJKHR the 60th President]]<br />
[[File:Fairness in Hell 2.jpg|right|thumb|The Fairness in Hell Act is introduced]]<br />
*'''[[2000]]'''<br />
** 1 January &ndash; Seconds into the new year, Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen due to the actions of Lord [[Nibbler]]/his future self.<br />
**Using a time code tattooed on his ass, Fry returns from the year 3007 back to New York and lives in the upstairs storage room of Panucci's Pizza. Bender also travels back in time to kill Fry but loses him.<br />
**Seymour sees Fry frozen in cryogenics tube.<br />
** Fry's family calls off the search for their missing son.<br />
**8 November — Bender attempts to kill someone with the same name as Fry. All of Al Gore's votes are destroyed after Bender accidentally shoots them causing [[George W. Bush|George Bush]] to win the election.<br />
*'''2000s'''<br />
**(presumably early) ''Baywatch: The Movie'' becomes the first movie shot entirely in slow-motion, and wins [[Pamela Anderson's Head|Pamela Anderson]] the Oscar. <br />
**[[Atlanta]] moves offshore, but after over-developing, sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean and is lost until the early 31st century.<br />
**[[Philip J. Fry, II]] is born. <br />
*'''[[2001]]''' <br />
**The movie ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble'' starring [[Pauly Shore]] released.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] leaves her husband and family behind and freezes herself for 1000 years, unaware that Fry has also been frozen.<br />
**Brain Spawn start 1000 year quest to obtain all knowledge in the universe.<br />
*'''[[2002]]''' &ndash; A barge filled with New York's garbage starts floating around the oceans of Earth for 50 years, as no country will take it - not even that filthy one.<br />
*'''[[2003]]'''<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] is named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
**Fry gets a job at an aquarium working with a narwhal called [[Leelu]].<br />
*'''[[2006]]''' &ndash; Britney Spears becomes queen of something.<br />
*'''[[2007]]''' &ndash; The movie ''Charlie's Angels III: The Legend Of Charlie's Gold'' is released.<br />
*'''[[2008]]''' &ndash; Stop and Drop becomes America's favorite brand of [[Suicide Booth]]. The [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]] in [[Norway]] begins preserving the seeds of every plant on [[Earth]]. Sometime after, the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] opens beside it.<br />
*'''200?(quite late)''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Fry's nephew]] and namesake born to his brother Yancy.<br />
*'''2010''' &ndash; The Loch Ness monster is revealed to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it<br />
*'''[[2010]]''' &ndash; Leelu is released into the wild and Fry searches for her with Mr. Panucci's cousin Leroy.<br />
*'''[[2012]]'''<br />
**War of 2012, in which [[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]] loses his legs. Its name may be a pun on The War of 1812.<br />
**Fry locates Leelu and nearly takes her home but releases her after realizing she is with a male narwhal. Fry returns to New York. Bender blows up Panucci's Pizza in an attempt to kill Fry, but only ends up burning off Fry's hair and damaging his larynx, altering his voice. Fry then freezes himself to return to the future, living under the name "[[Lars Fillmore]]". Bender also returns to the future, believing to have killed Fry.<br />
**Seymour is killed and fossilized as a result of the Panucci's Pizza explosion.<br />
*'''[[2019]]''' &ndash; [[Project Satan]] initiated to create the world's most evil automobile. [[Calculon]], who was then a mindless construction robot arm, is infected with automotive lycanthropy.<br />
*'''20??''' &ndash; [[Philip J. Fry, II|Philip J. Fry II]] becomes first man on [[Mars]].<br />
*'''[[2038]]''' &ndash; [[Earth]]'s petroleum reserves run out.<br />
*'''[[2052]]''' &ndash; New Yorkers launch their garbage into space, ending the voyage of the garbage barge.<br />
*'''[[2063]]''' <br />
**Giant blocks of ice start being dropped into the ocean to combat global warming.<br />
**[[Lucy Liu's Head|Lucy Liu]] again named ''People'' magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year."<br />
*'''2063+'''<br />
**Cyborgs enslave humanity. (Most likely after 2063).<br />
**Giant carrots enslave humanity.<br />
**ca.'''[[2100]]''' &ndash;(Likely between 2068-2136) The alien [[FXJKHR]] becomes 60th president.<br />
*'''[[2159]]''' &ndash; Establishment of the [[Central Bureaucracy]].<br />
*ca.'''2200'''<br />
**Pine trees become extinct.<br />
**Kidnappster begins holding [[Lucy Liu's Head]] prisoner.<br />
*'''[[2208]]''' &ndash; Scientists increase the speed of light.<br />
*'''2200s''' <br />
**[[Decapodian]]s (Zoidberg's people) arrive on Earth.<br />
**Decapodians eat the anchovy species into extinction.<br />
**Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' does some musical reunion specials; "Welshie" added to cast to replace Scotty, as [[Wikipedia:James Doohan|James Doohan]] can't yodel.<br />
**Church of Trek soars in global popularity. Germany re-named "Nazi Planet Episode Land" as a result. The Church's popularity threatens world leaders, leading to the Star Trek Wars (not to be confused with the Star Wars Trek) and banning of the Church and the show; only remaining copies rocketed to Omega III.<br />
**The [[NNY Sewers|ruins of Old New York]] progressively decay underground, and many of the upper-city's sewer lines are routed through or near them. Eventually, radioactive waste and good ol' American feces turns sewer-dwelling humans into a race of [[Sewer Mutants|mutants]].<br />
*[[Pine Tree|Pine Trees]] become extinct, when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper in the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]].<br />
*ca.'''[[2256]]''' &ndash; Spears are used as weapons. <br />
*'''[[2275]]''' &ndash; [[Fairness in Hell Act of 2275]] passed, stipulating that anyone who can defeat the Robot Devil in a fiddle contest wins a solid gold fiddle and may leave Robot Hell. Losers only get a smaller silver fiddle, and the Robot Devil may kill them at his discretion. <br />
*'''2300s'''<br />
**American Express ceases to exist. <br />
**By the year 3000, "getting twenty-fourth century" is a slang term similar to "getting medieval," implying that the 24th century was a notably primitive and/or violent era, at least by 31st century standards.<br />
*'''[[2308]]'''<br />
**The Nobel Peace prizes for the union between West and East Coast rappers is given, but then stolen by Bender who comes back in time.<br />
**At least Stockholm and New York (but presumably the rest of Earth) are destroyed by [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. This is the [[The First Destruction of New York City|first destruction]] of [[Earth]] while [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] was frozen. Later, perhaps in a different year, New York begins to rebuild itself as a medieval like society, but it gets destroyed again, probably also by Bender. Again later, [[New New York]] is built. Previous versions of Fry, Bender and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch all of this.<br />
*ca.'''[[2310]]''' &ndash; [[Princess Flavia]] begins an affair with [[Basil]].<br />
*'''[[2354]]''' &ndash; [[Kwanzaabot]] begins giving the traditional [[Kwanzaa]] gift: a book entitled "''[[What the Hell Is Kwanza?]]''".<br />
*'''[[2400s]]''' &ndash; VISA ceases to exist.<br />
*'''2443''' &ndash; The second coming of Jesus, who is now a zombie (possibly the reason for Voodoo becoming mainstream). For some unexplained reason, this results in most video cassettes being damaged.<br />
*'''[[2475]]''' &ndash; [[Washington DC]] rededicated to Washington the Sweathog.<br />
<br />
== [[2500]] &mdash; [[2899]] ==<br />
[[File:Mars University.jpg|right|thumb|Mars University Founded]]<br />
[[File:2851.jpg|right|thumb|New New York in the 2850s]]<br />
[[File:Baby Leela.jpg|right|thumb|Turanga Leela is born and left at the Orphanarium]]<br />
*ca.'''2500''' &ndash; New New York eliminates garbage problem.<br />
*ca.'''[[2600]]''' &ndash; [[Chapek 9]] colonized by radical robot separatists; Robot Elders carved from [[meteorite]]s.<br />
*'''2600s''' &ndash; New New York elects a supervillain governor who steals many world monuments and relocates them to [[Monument Beach]], placing his face on Mount Rushmore.<br />
*'''2620''' &ndash; Uranus is changed to [[Urectum]], to end annoying joke.<br />
*'''2636''' &ndash; [[Mars University (Place)|Mars University]] founded.<br />
*ca.'''2700''' &ndash; Cast of ''Star Trek: The Original Series'' leaves Earth.<br />
*'''27??''' &ndash; Last ghosts of humans die off. <br />
*'''2790''' &ndash; Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] constructed; activated<br />
*'''2801''' &ndash; Robot [[Santa Claus]] constructed; goes berserk.<br />
*'''2841''' &ndash; (9 April) [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Hubert Farnsworth]] born in New New York City.<br />
*'''2849''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.<br />
*'''2850s''' &ndash; At this time [[Slurm]] is being sold as a medicinal tonic. Corruptatron runs for [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|mayor]].<br />
*'''2850s/60s'''&ndash; Prof. Farnsworth joins the Academy of Inventors which begins holding annual symposia.<br />
*'''2865'''&ndash; [[Sith-il War|Sith Invasion.]]<br />
*'''2877''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth finishes graduate school.<br />
*'''2881''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth starts working for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]].<br />
<br />
== [[30th century]] ==<br />
*'''2900''' &ndash; [[Dr. Ogden Wernstrom|Ogden Wernstrom]] given an A minus by Prof. Farnsworth.<br />
*'''2912'''<br />
**'''10 April''' &ndash; The [[Land Titanic]] sets off in [[New New York]].<br />
**'''14 April''' &ndash; Only four days after setting off, the [[Land Titanic]] sinks, and two thousand people are killed.<br />
*'''2922''' &ndash; Comedy film ''[[A Close Shaving]]'' starring [[Harold Zoid]] released.<br />
*'''2927''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth builds the fuel-inefficient [[Sport-Utility Robot|sport-utility robot]], the forerunner of all later robot designs until 3003.<br />
*'''2931''' &ndash; (Mother's Day) Prof. Farnsworth breaks up with [[Mom]]; leaves Mom's Friendly Robot Company.<br />
*'''[[2950]]''' &ndash; (circa) Smell-O-Vision invented; Harold Zoid's career hits the skids.<br />
*'''[[2959]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] born.<br />
*'''[[2960]]'''<br />
** [[Dixie and Trixie]] become Slurm spokescreature [[Slurms MacKenzie]]'s sidekicks.<br />
** [[Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell]] proves that the [[cow]]s say "moo".<br />
*'''[[2961]]''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] is born.<br />
*'''[[2962]]''' &ndash; Educational film ''[[Bigfoot: Endangered Mystery!]]'' released.<br />
*'''[[2963]]''' &ndash; A hurricane hits Kingston, Jamaica. There is a foot and a half of water damage. No casualties.<br />
*'''[[2970]]''' &ndash; [[Elzar]] begins his 20-plus year televised cooking show career by replacing [[Helmut Spargle]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]] discovers [[Dark Matter]] could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.<br />
*'''[[2972]]''' &ndash; [[Democratic Order of Planets|DOOP]] drills [[Vergon 6]] and discovers it to be full of [[Dark Matter]]. They hire [[Mom]] to lead the mining of dark matter. Mom uses [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] to make robot slaves, until [[Robot Lincoln]] ends slavery.<br />
*'''[[2975]]''' &ndash; [[Turanga Leela]] born in the sewers of New New York City and left at an [[Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium|orphanarium]], where she is assumed to be an alien.<br />
*'''[[2976]]''' &ndash; [[Camp Rectifier]] begins "praying on [[robosexuality|the weak]]".<br />
*'''[[2980]]''' &ndash; The [[2980 Olympics]] are held; [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for [[Earth]] in the limbo event, and a [[2980 Olympics Boy|child]] imitating him fatally injures his back.<br />
*'''[[2983]]''' &ndash; [[Decapodian]]s begin the tradition of [[Claw-Plach]].<br />
*'''[[2989]]''' &ndash; Prof. Farnsworth begins culturing his clone, [[Cubert Farnsworth]]. [[Dwight Conrad]] born the same week.<br />
*'''29??''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]] constructed, activated with a manufacturing defect. [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector 5]] approves him anyways. Hermes Conrad resigns from working for [[MomCorp|Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] and moves out of his house in [[Tijuana]].<br />
*'''[[2992]]''' &ndash; [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]] begins working at [[Planet Express]]. [[Amy Wong]] receives employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2993''' &ndash; [[Hermes Conrad]] receives employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2994''' &ndash; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2995''' &ndash; [[Scruffy]] receives employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''2996''' &ndash; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2997]]''' &ndash; Amy receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express.<br />
*'''[[2998]]''' &ndash; [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]'s earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. [[Amy Wong|Amy]] begins working at [[Planet Express]] as an intern for her physics class at "[[Mars University]]".<br />
*'''2999''' &ndash; (circa) The previous crew of the [[Planet Express]] are killed by [[Space Bee|space bees]], eaten by a [[space wasp]].<br />
*'''[[2999]]''' &ndash; (31 December) Fry is un-frozen after 1000 years. He flees the implantation of his permanent career assignment chip and eventually meets up with [[Bender Bending Rodriguez]]. The two of them are pursued by [[Turanga Leela]], who later has a change of heart and removes her own career chip.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; Sometime before 3001 a cure for heart attacks is found.<br />
*'''2???''' &ndash; The vast migration of Star Wars fans. Also known as the [[Star Wars trek|''Star Wars'' trek]].<br />
<br />
== [[31st century]] ==<br />
=== [[3000]] ===<br />
[[File:A Flight to Remember.jpg|right|thumb|The Cruiseship ''Titanic'' is sucked into a black hole]]<br />
*'''January'''<br />
** (1st) Fry, Leela, and Bender are hired by [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]], owner of [[Planet Express]].{{ein|1}}<br />
** (2nd or 3rd) The new crew's first mission to the [[moon]].{{ein|2}}<br />
*'''February'''<br />
** (ca. 1st) Fry expected to find out where the owls are coming from and to find out who has been leaving out food.{{ein|3}}<br />
** Fry moves out of [[Planet Express]] and moves in with Bender.{{ein|3}}<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(before the 13th) Mom captures the [[Nibblonians]] for her [[Dark Matter]] farm in Alaska.{{fin|3}}<br />
**(13th) &ndash; [[Vergon 6]] implodes; Leela rescues [[Nibbler]] and has sex with [[Zapp Brannigan]].{{ein|4}}{{fin|3}}<br />
*'''April &mdash; August'''<br />
**Bender gains a brief period of fame on [[Chapek 9]], until Fry and Leela convinces him to come with them back to Earth.{{ein|5}}<br />
**Fry briefly becomes a billionaire, but is robbed of his money by Mom's [[Walt, Larry and Igner|sons]].{{ein|6}}<br />
**Fry briefly becomes the Emperor of the planet [[Trisol]].{{ein|7}}<br />
**Garbage ball launched in 2052 returns and threatens to hit [[New New York]] City.{{ein|8}}<br />
**Bender joins [[Robotology]] and is sent to [[Robot Hell]] after sinning, however, a rescue mission by Fry and Leela gets him out again.{{ein|9}}<br />
**Cruise spaceship [[Titanic]] sucked into black hole.{{ein|10}}<br />
*<br />
*'''August &mdash; November'''<br />
**Farnsworth's prize experiment, [[Guenter]], ends in failure after deciding that he would rather be enrolled at a business school.{{ein|11}}<br />
**(8 Septemberth) Labor Day &ndash; Earth invaded by [[Omicronians]]; Earth [[President McNeal]] disintegrated.{{ein|12}}<br />
**Fry wins the ticket to the [[Slurm Factory]] and discovers the truth of [[Slurm]].{{ein|13}}<br />
**Bender becomes for a brief period of time attached to Leela's emotions.{{ein|14}}<br />
**The dreaded [[El Chupanibre]] is sent into the Sub-sewer by Bender.{{ein|14}}<br />
**Zapp Brannigan accidentally destroys new DOOP headquarters.{{ein|15}}<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**November &ndash; [[Richard Nixon's head]] [[Earth presidential election, 3000|elected]] [[President of Earth]].{{ein|16}}<br />
**December (near [[Xmas]]) &ndash; [[Robot Santa]] returns once more to wreck havoc on Earth, however, the Planet Express crew manages to send him back before he can get on with his havoc.{{ein|17}}<br />
<br />
=== [[3001]] ===<br />
[[File:A Clone of My Own.jpg|right|thumb|Cubert Farnsworth is released from his cloning tank]]<br />
[[File:Free WaterFall, Jr. Death.jpg|right|thumb|The second Omicronian invasion of Earth and the death of Free Waterfall Jr.]]<br />
*'''February &mdash; March'''<br />
**Shortly before 14 February ([[Valentine's Day]]) Fry, [[Amy Wong|Amy]] and Zoidberg get in a terrible car crash on [[Europa]], Fry's head is grafted to Amy's body.{{ein|20}}<br />
**Bender joins the [[Ultimate Robot Fighting]] League.{{ein|21}}<br />
*'''April'''<br />
**(9th) Cubert Farnsworth removed from cloning tank; designated Prof. Farnsworth's successor.{{ein|23}}<br />
*'''April &mdash; December'''<br />
**Hermes is put on paid vacation by [[Morgan Proctor]], his temporary replacement after his attempts of promotion to grade 35 are ruined. He sorts out the Master IN Pile and gets demoted 2 grades for finishing 2 seconds early; he then gets promoted to grade 37 for noticing an error in Proctor's paperwork.{{ein|24}}<br />
**Planet Express Crew rediscover the lost underwater city of [[Atlanta]].{{ein|25}}<br />
**''[[Mother's Day (holiday)|Mother's Day]]'' &ndash; Earth robots revolt at Mom's instigation; called off the next morning.<br />
**Earth again invaded by [[Omicronians]] after their [[Popplers|larva]] become major fast food sensation; [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall Jr]]. eaten.<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] invents the [[What-If Machine]] and later invents the [[Fing-Longer]].<br />
**Earth successfully invades [[Spheron 1]].<br />
**Bender's uncle [[Vladimir]] dies.<br />
**Fry's ex-girlfriend [[Michelle]] unfrozen.<br />
**[[Pauly Shore]] unfrozen for the 1000 year anniversary of ''Jury Duty II: Trouble on the Hubble''<br />
**Zapp Brannigan crashes a space-going restaurant onto the [[Planet Amazonia]]<br />
**''[[New New York v. Santa Bender]]'' case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.<br />
<br />
=== [[3002]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; July'''<br />
**Massive dark matter spill on the [[Pluto|Plutonian]] penguin refuge. [[The Waterfalls|Free Waterfall, Sr]]. eaten by penguins.<br />
**Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.<br />
**Dr. Zoidberg and [[Harold Zoid]] make the movie [[The Magnificent Three]].<br />
**Martian natives kidnap [[Amy Wong]]. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave [[Mars]] and buy a nicer planet.<br />
**''[[New New York v. Fry and Bender]]'' case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the [[HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots]].<br />
**Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.<br />
**Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**The [[What-If Machine]] is fine tuned.<br />
**(11th) [[Omicronians]] invade Earth yet again.<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**(21st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.<br />
*'''September &mdash; December'''<br />
**Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18<br />
**''Star Trek'' convention held on forbidden planet [[Omega 3]]; Welshie killed.<br />
<br />
=== [[3003]] ===<br />
[[File:Leela's Homeworld.jpg|right|thumb|Leela discovers her true origins]]<br />
[[File:Decapodian Warships.jpg|right|thumb|Decapodians invade Earth]]<br />
[[File:The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings.jpg|right|thumb|Fry makes a deadly deal with the Robot Devil]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; February'''<br />
**[[Kif Kroker|Kif]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s offspring born.<br />
**Turanga Leela finds out her true origins.<br />
*'''February'''<br />
**(14th) ([[Valentine's Day]]) Bender dates the ship, dumps it, the ship doesn't take the break-up well and almost crashes itself into a quasar. The crew dumps their cargo of candy hearts into the quasar causing a mystical love radiation that spreads across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world.<br />
*'''February &mdash; December'''<br />
**Earth moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer&ndash; President Richard Nixon declares it [[Robot Party Week]]; Professor Farnsworth presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.<br />
**''[[Earth v. Zoidberg]]'' case held. [[Zoidberg]] sentenced to death.<br />
**[[Decapodian]]s invade Earth, briefly enslave humanity. Old Man Waterfall crushed.<br />
**Fry finds the fossilized remains of his dog, [[Seymour Asses|Seymour]].<br />
**''[[Zapp v. Fry, Bender and Leela]]'' case held. The case never reached a verdict. <br />
**[[Roboticon 3003]] held in [[New New York]]; the advanced [[Robot 1-X]] model unveiled.<br />
<br />
=== [[3004]] &mdash; [[3006]] ===<br />
*'''3004'''<br />
**Fry and the [[Nibblonians]] defeat the [[Brain Spawn]] permanently by banishing them to an alternate pocket dimension.<br />
**Earth conquers the Spiderians of [[Tarantulon 6]]; Nixon's head refunds everyone $300.<br />
**The 3004 Olympics are held on Earth. [[Hermes Conrad]] competes for Jamaica in the five hundred meter limbo but is disqualified. Bender wins five gold medals in various fembots' bending events competing for the fictitious Grand Duchy of Robonia under the name Coilette.<br />
**Fry makes a deal with the [[Robot Devil]] and becomes a notable [[holophonor]] star. However, his holophonor opera ''Leela: Orphan of the Stars'', while performed with great success in the first act, flops as a result of the Robot Devil's interference.<br />
<br />
*'''3005''' &ndash; The 'Brainless Drones' who run the Box Network cancel Planet Express's license to make deliveries.<br />
<br />
=== [[3007]] ===<br />
[[File:Battle for Earth, 3007.png|thumb|The [[Battle for Earth,3007]].]]<br />
*'''November &mdash; December'''<br />
**The people who cancelled Planet Express's license are fired for incompetence and then beaten up. Most die from their injuries and are ground into a [[Torgo's Executive Powder|pink powder used for various reasons]]. Planet Express are allowed back on the air. [[Hermes Conrad]] is decapitated and put into a [[Head jars|jar]].<br />
**Nudist [[Scammer Aliens|alien scammers]] take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.<br />
**Fry travels back in time to New York in 2000 to resume his old life<br />
**Leela falls in love with Lars Fillmore and nearly [[Turanga-Fillmore Wedding|marries]] him. The wedding is called off after Hermes is decapitated again.<br />
**The population of Earth is evicted by the scammers. The crew go to [[Neptune]], where they plan to fight back with [[Robot Santa Claus]], [[Chanukah Zombie]], and [[Kwanzaa-bot]].<br />
**[[Battle for Earth, 3007]] occurs. Earthicans win, thanks to [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]. [[Fleb]] and [[Schlump]] die.<br />
[[File:Anomaly.png|right|thumb|The Anomaly]]<br />
<br />
=== [[3008]] ===<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**Lars and [[Nudar]] are killed, afterwards Lars is revealed to be a [[time paradox duplicate]] of Fry. Lars is buried at [[Orbiting Meadows]].<br />
**Bender is ordered to go back in time to put the tattoo on Fry's butt in the first place, but due to Bender's illogical screw up of time, a [[Anomaly|rip in space]] is created.<br />
**A scientific conference is held about the Anomaly.<br />
**Bender becomes a member of the [[League of Robots]], eventually becoming its leader.<br />
**[[Yivo]] begins forcing shklis tentacles through the Anomaly and mates with everyone in the universe, while previous versions of [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] and [[Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] watch.<br />
**Yivo takes everyone in the universe out on a date and later proposes, causing everyone on Earth to move onto shkler.<br />
**Bender and his [[Army of the Damned|army]] drag Yivo into their universe to save humanity.<br />
**Yivo breaks up with humanity and leaves for shklis universe through the Anomaly, which closes forever.<br />
[[File:Cornwood map.png|thumb|[[Cornwood]].]]<br />
**[[Dark Matter]] prices tripled and are $9.99 per ball. [[Mombil]] profits greatly.<br />
**[[Space Demolition Derby]] held. [[Planet Express ship]] wins.<br />
**Bender becomes insane from playing [[Dungeons & Dragons]].<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth| Professor Farnsworth]] infiltrates Mom's dark matter mine in Alaska to get revenge for being dumped by making dark matter useless as fuel, with the [[Anti-backwards crystal]].<br />
**[[Cornwood]] is created and destroyed.<br />
**All dark matter everywhere is useless as fuel.<br />
**Professor Farnsworth harnesses Nibblonians as a temporary form of transportation.<br />
**The [[Planet Express ship]] is (and presumably other spacecraft are) converted to run on [[Whale Oil]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3009]] ===<br />
[[File:Futuramaend.jpg|thumb|The [[Panama Wormhole|Wormhole]].]]<br />
*'''January &mdash; December'''<br />
**[[Mars Vegas]] was destroyed. <br />
**New Mars Vegas was built. <br />
**New member Leela and the other [[Feministas]] [[Feministas#Protests and sabotages|causing chaos]] with their protests and sabotages, including the murder of the then vice-president [[Headless Body of Agnew|Agnew]].<br />
**3009 [[Universal Poker Championship]] was held in New Mars Vegas. [[Bender]] wins with 5 kings. <br />
**''[[Earth v. Feministas]]'' case was held resulting in the Feministas being put away. <br />
**[[Bender]] helps the Feministas escape from [[Maxi-Padlock]].<br />
**Implosion of the [[Violet Dwarf Star]] was stopped by the [[Feministas]].<br />
**[[Violet Dwarf Star]] was actually an Encyclopod egg.<br />
**The [[Encyclopod]] defeats the last known [[Dark One]].<br />
**The [[Planet Express]] crew, [[Fry]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Scruffy]], [[Professor Farnsworth]], [[Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad]], [[Amy]], [[Kif]], [[Zoidberg]] (and possibly [[Nibbler]]), go through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
<br />
=== [[3010]] ===<br />
<br />
*'''June''' <br />
**"Just like 1962". The Planet Express crew and the Nimbus exit the Wormhole appearing in front of Earth and they crash land. Farnsworth brings the entire [[Planet Express]] crew, including [[Kif]], [[LaBarbara]], and [[Zapp Brannigan|Zapp]] back to life.{{ein|89}}<br />
*'''July'''<br />
**[[Planet XXX]], [[Poopiter]], and [[that world that can't be mentioned in polite company]] are destroyed by the [[V-GINY]].{{ein|90}}<br />
**The [[eyePhone]] came out and Mom zombified many of the buyers so they bought the next version of it.{{ein|91}}<br />
**[[Proposition ∞]] passes and legalizes [[robosexuality|robosexual marriage]].{{ein|92}}<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] and [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] discover [[Leonardo da Vinci]]'s big secret.{{ein|93}}<br />
**Leonardo da Vinci is killed.{{ein|93}}<br />
**[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] finds out about his manufacturing defect and that he is not immortal like he thought. He and Hermes go on a search for [[Hermes Conrad|Inspector #5]], but ultimately gives up.{{ein|94}}<br />
**All information, both virtual and physical, about Inspector #5 is lost from the [[Central Bureaucracy]].{{ein|94}}<br />
**The Professor invents a [[Forward time machine]]. However, before he, Fry and Bender could test it, all three of them are crushed and replaced by their [[Time paradox duplicate|time paradox duplicates]].{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''August'''<br />
**[[Earth]] briefly has its rotational energy stolen by [[Professor Morris Katz]] and other cats from [[Thuban 9]]. However, [[Amy Wong]] comes up with an idea to get the energy back by making the Earth rotate in the opposite direction that it was rotating before.{{ein|96}}<br />
**[[Amy Wong]] gets her doctorate in Applied Physics.{{ein|96}}<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] discovers the fossilized skull of a missing link in the evolutionary chain of humans and names it [[Homo Farnsworth]]. However, everybody at the museum where it is on display misinterpret it as proof that evolution is false.{{ein|97}}<br />
**The Professor gets upset with the ignorance of everybody on [[Earth]] and travels to a distant [[Robot Planetoid|planetoid]] where he accidentally creates a new evolutionary chain of robotic lifeforms out of [[Nanobots]] that he invented. He and most of the crew stay there for about three days, although the robots percieve it as millions of years, and get arrested for crimes against science. The [[Everyone v. Farnsworth|trial]] ends when the robots evolve some more and they are allowed to go home.{{ein|97}}<br />
**[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Pofessor Farnsworth]] invents [[The Mind-Switcher]] and a bunch of people briefly switch minds before realising that those who once had changed never can change back. With a mathematical theorem, the [[Globetrotters]] finally realise how to switch everything back to normal.{{ein|98}}<br />
**[[Planet Express|The crew]] go to the 3010 [[Comic-Con Intergalactic]].<br />
***[[Matt Groening's head|Matt Groening]] and [[David X. Cohen's head|David X. Cohen's]] new show, [[Futurella]] is canceled.<br />
***[[Lrrr]] tries to take over [[Earth]], but ends up losing a costume contest. [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] won with his [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] costume.<br />
**[[Lrrr]] is then kicked out of the house by his wife, [[Ndnd]] and is forced to live at [[Planet Express]]. After getting horn extensions and having a brief affair with [[Grrrl]], he gets [[Orson Welles' head]] to help him fake an [[Third Omicronian Invasion of Earth|invasion]] of [[Earth]], so [[Ndnd]] will take him back. However, the fake becomes too good and Lrrr ends up enslaving humanity. He eventually confesses to Ndnd, and they leave after taking part in [[Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences]].{{ein|99}}<br />
*'''September'''<br />
**[[Planet Express]] makes their 100th delivery (a nitroglycerin soufflé) to [[Mrs. Astor]]. During the delivery, [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] accidentally reveals that [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] is a mutant and she is banished to the [[NNY Sewers|sewers]]; for harboring her, the entire crew, except for [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]], get sent there with her.<br />
**[[Turanga Leela|Leela]] unites the mutants of [[New New York]]'s sewers and they rebel against the surface in the [[Devolution Revolution]]. In the end, mutants are allowed to be seen on the surface, and [[Mrs. Astor]] is reunited with [[Mr. Astor|her husband]] who had mutated during the sinking of the [[Land Titanic]].{{ein|100}}<br />
<br />
=== 3011 &mdash; 3099 ===<br />
<br />
*'''3023''' <br />
**[[Kif's offspring|Kif and Leela's offspring]] crawl back onto land as children.<br />
<br />
*'''3030''' -<br />
<br />
*'''3050''' -<br />
<br />
[[file:10000.png|thumb|right|The wasteland of [[Earth]] in the year [[10000]], showing the monuments of humans, apes, birds, cows and some slug maybe.]]<br />
<br />
== 3100 &mdash; 10 000 ==<br />
*'''[[4972]]'''<br />
**The book "A Brief History of Time Travel" is released. Using time travel, it seems to have reappeared in the year 3007.{{fin|1}}<br />
*'''?'''<br />
**Intelligent apes overthrow humanity.{{ein|95}}<br />
**Intelligent bird overthrow the apes.{{ein|95}}<br />
**Intelligent cows overthrow the birds.{{ein|95}}<br />
**Intelligent slugs overthrow the cows. They then somehow have their civilization destroyed.{{ein|95}}<br />
[[File:10000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[10000000|10 000 000]], humanity fight a losing war against the [[robot]]s.]]<br />
[[File:1000000000.png|thumb|right|In the year [[1000000000|1000 000 000]], all life in the universe is wiped out, and Earth is a vast desert.]]<br />
<br />
== 10 000 &mdash; End of the universe ==<br />
*'''[[10000|10 000]]'''<br />
**[[Earth]] has become a wasteland, with the few humans left living primitively as nomads.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[105105|105 105]]'''<br />
**Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[252525|252 525]]'''<br />
**A medieval-like era is ongoing (à la {{w|Joust (video game)|Joust}}).{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[351120|351 120]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the [[Bloodthirsty Shrimp]].{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[1000000|1 000 000 ½]]'''<br />
**Human kind is enslaved by [[Giraffes]].{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[5000000|5 000 000]]'''<br />
**Human kind has evolved into small, [[Intellectually and morally advanced creatures]] as well as the [[Dumblocks]], a brutal, primitive people that live underground.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[5000005|5 000 005]]'''<br />
**The advanced of the two has been overrun by the brutal Dumblocks.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[10000000|10 000 000]]'''<br />
**Humanity fights a losing war against the [[robot]]s, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[50000000|50 000 000]]'''<br />
**Earth is covered with beautiful and intelligent women with the knowledge of creating backwards [[time travel|time machines]]. Men are extremely rare in this era, and even old and very stupid men are prized.{{ein|95}}<br />
*'''[[1000000000|1 000 000 000]]'''<br />
**All life in the universe is wiped out, and a vast desert is all that remains of planet Earth.{{ein|95}}<br />
*ca. '''999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 983'''<br />
**The Nibblonian race comes into existence.<br />
*ca. '''1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000'''<br />
**The last of all protons decay, signaling the ultimate end of the current universe.{{ein|95}}<br />
**Seconds after the universe ends, a new big bang happens and forms a new universe, perfectly identical to the last. [[Timeline#Early history|And the cycle restarts]].{{ein|95}}<br />
<br />
== External links ==<br />
*[http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Futurama%20timeline Everything2.com - Futurama Timeline] <br />
*[http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/timeline2.dhtml Got Futurama - Timeline] by Noah Otters <br />
*[http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/tv/futurama/timeline.php Sam's Archive - Futurama Timeline]<br />
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[[Category:Timeline]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Pine_tree&diff=75377Pine tree2010-12-04T17:33:27Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>{{species infobox<br />
|name=Pine tree<br />
|image=[[File:Pine tree.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=The [[Planet Express crew]] looking at the pine trees.<br />
|first appear={{e|4ACV17}}<br />
|homeworld=[[Earth]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Pine trees''' ('''''Pinus xmas''''') became extinct during the [[Fifty-Year Squirts]], when they were all chopped down to make toilet paper{{ein|6ACV13}}, over eight hundred years ago, gone the way of the poodle and the primitive notions of modesty of [[20th century]] people{{ein|2ACV04}}. However, their seeds have been kept preserved in the [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]], and they were even seen in forests in [[3004]]{{ein|4ACV17}}.<br />
<br />
In [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act I: Xmas|a non-canon segment]] regarding [[Xmas 3010]], pine trees were brought back from extinction by the [[Planet Express crew]]. However, they had been mutated by a virus from the [[Germ Warfare Repository]] and eventually covered [[Earth]] in forests. Due to all the oxygen they created, the atmosphere burned up when [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] lit a cigar{{ein|6ACV13}}.<br />
<br />
== Image Gallery ==<br />
<gallery perrow=5><br />
Image:Pinus xmas.png|''Pinus xmas''.<br />
Image:Pine tree seeds.png|Pine tree seeds.<br />
Image:Pine world 1.png|[[Earth]] before being covered in pine trees.<br />
Image:Pine world 2.png|Earth after being covered in pine trees.<br />
Image:Pine world 3.png|Earth as burnt by [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]'s cigar.<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*The pine trees only appeared in [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act I: Xmas|a non-canon segment]], so they may not actually be kept in the [[Svalbard Global Seed Vault]].<br />
*In {{e|4ACV17}}, [[Planet Express|the crew]] go to a forest that seems to be coniferous. It is most likely that these trees are artificial.<br />
<br />
=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': They're supposed to be some kinda, you know, pine tree.<br />
'''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]''': Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years, Fry. Gone the way of the poodle and [[20th century|your]] primitive notions of modesty.</poem><br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|2ACV04}} (mention)<br />
*{{e|4ACV17}}<br />
*{{e|6ACV13}} {{disputed canon}}</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=List_of_products&diff=75095List of products2010-11-30T16:21:19Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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<div>__NOTOC__<br />
''[[Futurama]]'' is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout [[New New York]], and [[Earth]]'s many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.<br />
<br />
=== π-in-1 Oil ===<br />
[[File:Pi-in-1 oil.jpg|right|150px]] <br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' Ship oil. Seems to have 3.14159 oils combined into 1!<br /> <br />
'''Type:''' Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Admiral Crunch ===<br />
[[File:Admiral Crunch.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' Based on the 20th century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== All Purpose Spray ===<br />
[[File:All Purpose Spray.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis, Christmas lights, and early 20th century army fatigues.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Unknown, possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Angry Norwegian Anchovies ===<br />
{{see|Angry Norwegian}}<br />
[[File:Angry Norwegian Anchovies.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial. Probably went out of business when the anchovies became extinct.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Arachno Spores ===<br />
[[File:Arachno Spores.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[The Lesser of Two Evils]]" <br><br />
'''Description''': "The fatal spore with the funny name!" <br><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Archduke Chocula ===<br />
[[File:Archduke Chocula.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': 31st Century version of Count Chocula. Like the militarily promoted Admiral Crunch, the Count has apparently received a much higher rank of nobility in the last 1,000 years.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Bachelor Chow ===<br />
{{see|Bachelor Chow}}<br />
[[File:Bachelor Chow.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!<br /><br />
'''Slogan''': [[Bachelor Chow]], now with flavour.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Bamboo Boogie Boots ===<br />
[[File:Bamboo Boogie Boots.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': An entertainment product consisting of boots that produces long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Bean-Bay Beans ===<br />
[[File:Bean Bay Beans.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[A Leela of Her Own]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of Beans advertised by [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] when she becomes the world's first woman Blurnsball player.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Bendërbrāu ===<br />
[[File:Benderbrau.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender's]] body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.<br /><br />
'''Trivia''': The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand '''Löwenbräu''' albeit the '''ë''' and '''{{w|ā}}''' does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be '''Benderbräu'''.<br /><!-- Note people; there is a line, not an umlaut over the a. There is a difference. --><br />
'''Type''': Homebrewed.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Bender's Favorite ===<br />
[[File:Bender's Favourite.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Benderillos ===<br />
[[File:Benderillos.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits. The name refers to {{w|Cigarillos}}.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Bender Smokes ===<br />
[[File:Bender Smokes.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Big Pink ===<br />
[[File:Big Pink.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham".The name alludes to the chewing gum brand {{w|Big Red}}<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream ===<br />
{{see|Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream}}<br />
[[File:FlimFlam2.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Less than Hero]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Medical.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Dutch Butts ===<br />
[[File:Dutch Butts.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of Cigars sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]].<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
===Glagnar's Human Rinds=== <br />
[[File:Glagnar's Human Rinds.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[I Second that Emotion]]" <br><br />
'''Description''': Human rinds. <br /> <br />
'''Type''': Commercial. <br><br />
'''Slogan''': It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Gobble Wieners ===<br />
[[File:Gobble Wieners.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A 31st Century Turkey Dog.<br /> <br />
'''Type''': Commercial. <br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts ===<br />
{{see|Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts}}<br />
[[File:Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of unshelled nuts, which sponsored The Futurama Holiday Spectacular.<br /> <br />
'''Type''': Commercial. <br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Hairibo ===<br />
[[File:Hairibo.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appereance:''' ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br><br />
'''Description:''' Hairibo refers to the German company {{w|Haribo}}, the biggest producer of gummi and jelly sweets.<br /><br />
'''Type:''' Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Hubble Bubble ===<br />
[[File:Hubble Bubble.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba and the world famous Hubble Space Telescope.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Iffy Pop ===<br />
[[File:Iffy Pop.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave. A parody of ''[[Wikipedia:Jiffy Pop|Jiffy Pop]]''.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Kibbles 'N' Snouts ===<br />
{{see|Kibbles 'N' Snouts}}<br />
[[File:Kibbles n Snouts.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[I Second that Emotion]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand [[Wikipedia:Kibbles 'n Bits|Kibbles 'n Bits]].<br /><br />
'''Slogan''': If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Klein's Beer ===<br />
[[File:Kleins Beer.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre {{w|Klein bottle|bottle}}.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Le Grand Cigar ===<br />
{{see|Le Grand Cigar}}<br />
[[File:Le Grand Cigar.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A very special antique cigar sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]] costing $10,000. According to [[Hacking Jack]], this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms, well, you know the rest. The price is significant, as $10,000 is the minimum value for a stolen item to be considered 'grand theft'; Bender makes off with it and is later charged with Grand Theft Tobacco for stealing it.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Speciality.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Lightspeed Briefs ===<br />
{{see|Lightspeed Briefs}}<br />
[[File:Lightspeed briefs.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They were advertised in dreams.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Liquid Nitrogum ===<br />
[[File:Liquid Nitrogen.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to {{w|Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company#Brands|Wrigley's Chewing Gum}} albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized, and is obviously a play on words of the chemical 'liquid nitrogen'.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== LöBrau Beer ===<br />
[[File:LoBrau.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br><br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millenium. The umlauts above the 'o' are apparently a selling point. This brand clearly refers to the German brand {{w|Löwenbräu}} which is very popular in the USA; it is also a play on words of the phrase 'low brow', which describles a person who has uncultivated or nonintellectual tastes.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Lovey Bears ===<br />
{{see|Lovey Bears}}<br />
[[File:Lovey Bears.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Love and Rocket]]"<br><br />
'''Description''': These cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff".<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Mobil Dick Whale Oil ===<br />
{{see|Whale Oil}} <br />
[[File:Whale Oil.png|right|150px]] <br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bendin' in the Wind]]"<br><br />
'''Description''': The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to {{w|Moby Dick}} and {{w|ExxonMobil}}.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Molten Boron ===<br />
[[File:Molten Boron.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Problem with Popplers]]"<br><br />
'''Description''': A large drum of boron, at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial. <br><br />
'''Slogan:''' Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil ===<br />
{{see|Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil}}<br />
[[File:Robot Oil.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br /><br />
'''Descripton''': Produced by [[MomCorp]], [[Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil]] is the most popular Oil brand.<br /><br />
'''Slogan''': Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Monsieur Carton ===<br />
[[File:Monsieur Carton.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Spanish Fry]]"<br><br />
'''Description''': A brand of boxed wine. It is [[French]] for "''Mister Cardboard''".<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Mr. Wino ===<br />
[[File:Mr Wino.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br /><br />
'''Description''': A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and immediately uncorks it.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Household appliance.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Old Farmer's Wikipedia ===<br />
{{see|Old Farmer's Wikipedia}}<br />
[[File:Wiki.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br /><br />
'''Description''': An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the {{w|Old Farmer's Almanac}} and the Internet database {{w|Wikipedia}}.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Unknown<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Olde Fortran Malt Liquor ===<br />
[[File:Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br /><br />
'''Descripton''': A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender. The name is a reference to the computer language ''Fortran'' and the {{w|Olde English 800|Olde English}} malt liquor.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Orlon Candy ===<br />
[[File:Orlon Candy.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br /><br />
'''Descripton''': A [[Luna Park]] version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Pabst Blue Robot ===<br />
[[File:Pabst Blue Robot.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br /><br />
'''Descripton''': A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Popplers ===<br />
{{see|Popplers}}<br />
[[File:Omicronian Larva.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[The Problem with Popplers]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by [[Fishy Joe's]], until the snack was revealed to be [[Omicronians|Omicronian]] young.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial, went out of use when their true origin was discovered.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Red Minotaur ===<br />
[[File:Red Minotaur.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br><br />
'''Description:''' An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to {{w|Red Bull}} Energy Drink.<br><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Robo Fresh ===<br />
[[File:Robo-fresh.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[I, Roommate]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored [[All My Circuits]].<br><br />
'''Slogan:''' Robo-Fresh, designed by a [[Robot]], for a Robot.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Royal Kooparillo ===<br />
[[File:Royal Kooparillo.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of Cigars sold at [[New New York#Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]]. The face and name are a reference to {{w|C. Everett Koop}}, a Surgeon General from the 20th century who opposed smoking.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager ===<br />
[[File:Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand "{{w|Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams}}".<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Shiz ===<br />
[[File:Shiz.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Why of Fry]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A soda drink.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Slurm ===<br />
{{see|Slurm}}<br />
[[File:Slurm Splat Logo.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of {{w|Coca-Cola}}. <br /><br />
'''Slogan''': ''It's highly addictive!'' or ''Enjoy Slurm''.<br /><br />
'''Trivia''': Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of [[Futurama]].<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Slurmee ===<br />
{{see|Slurm#Types of Slurm|Slurmee}}<br />
[[File:Slurmee.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]"<br><br />
'''Description''': Slurmee is an icy version of [[Slurm]]. A parody of ''{{w|Slurpie|Slurpee}}'' <br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Soylent Products ===<br />
{{see|Soylent Products}}<br />
[[File:Soylentgreen.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]" (Mentioned)<br /><br />
'''Description''': A variety of food products made from people.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Spider Yum ===<br />
[[File:Spider Yum.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand ''Bubble Yum'' as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs. <br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl ===<br />
[[File:Saint Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer. A dual reference to a mathematical principle and real beer brand {{w|St. Pauli Girl}}.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Tanning Butter ===<br />
[[File:TanningButter.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[When Aliens Attack]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A generic type of tanning butter used by [[Leela]].<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Thompson's Teeth ===<br />
[[File:Thompson's Teeth.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]" <br><br />
'''Description''': Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.<br /><br />
'''Slogan''': "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth." <br><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Tickle Me Bender Dolls ===<br />
{{see|Tickle Me Bender}}<br />
[[File:Ticklemebender.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'' <br><br />
'''Description''': Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of {{w|Tickle Me Elmo|Tickle Me Elmo dolls}}. <br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Torgo's Executive Powder ===<br />
{{see|Torgo's Executive Powder}}<br />
[[File:Torgo's Executive Powder.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br /><br />
'''Description''': A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Zuban Cigars ===<br />
[[File:Fine Zubans.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bender Gets Made]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': The finest cigars in the universe. Parody of ''{{w|Cigars#Cuban cigars|Cuban Cigars}}''.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br /><br />
'''Motto''': "Just Add Fire!"<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Lists|Products]]<br />
[[Category:Products|*]]</div>Unit 3.0https://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=List_of_products&diff=75094List of products2010-11-30T16:20:58Z<p>Unit 3.0: </p>
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''[[Futurama]]'' is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout [[New New York]], and [[Earth]]'s many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.<br />
<br />
=== π-in-1 Oil ===<br />
[[File:Pi-in-1 oil.jpg|right|150px]] <br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' Ship oil. Seems to have 3.14159 oils combined into 1!<br /> <br />
'''Type:''' Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Admiral Crunch ===<br />
[[File:Admiral Crunch.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' Based on the 20th century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== All Purpose Spray ===<br />
[[File:All Purpose Spray.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis, Christmas lights, and early 20th century army fatigues.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Unknown, possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Angry Norwegian Anchovies ===<br />
{{see|Angry Norwegian}}<br />
[[File:Angry Norwegian Anchovies.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial. Probably went out of business when the anchovies became extinct.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Arachno Spores ===<br />
[[File:Arachno Spores.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[The Lesser of Two Evils]]" <br><br />
'''Description''': "The fatal spore with the funny name!" <br><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Archduke Chocula ===<br />
[[File:Archduke Chocula.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': 31st Century version of Count Chocula. Like the militarily promoted Admiral Crunch, the Count has apparently received a much higher rank of nobility in the last 1,000 years.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Bachelor Chow ===<br />
{{see|Bachelor Chow}}<br />
[[File:Bachelor Chow.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!<br /><br />
'''Slogan''': [[Bachelor Chow]], now with flavour.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Bamboo Boogie Boots ===<br />
[[File:Bamboo Boogie Boots.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': An entertainment product consisting of boots that produces long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Bean-Bay Beans ===<br />
[[File:Bean Bay Beans.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[A Leela of Her Own]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of Beans advertised by [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] when she becomes the world's first woman Blurnsball player.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Bendërbrāu ===<br />
[[File:Benderbrau.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender's]] body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.<br /><br />
'''Trivia''': The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand '''Löwenbräu''' albeit the '''ë''' and '''{{w|ā}}''' does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be '''Benderbräu'''.<br /><!-- Note people; there is a line, not an umlaut over the a. There is a difference. --><br />
'''Type''': Homebrewed.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Bender's Favorite ===<br />
[[File:Bender's Favourite.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Benderillos ===<br />
[[File:Benderillos.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits. The name refers to {{w|Cigarillos}}.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Bender Smokes ===<br />
[[File:Bender Smokes.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': One of the Bender brand tobacco products.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Big Pink ===<br />
[[File:Big Pink.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearances''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham".The name alludes to the chewing gum brand {{w|Big Red}}<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream ===<br />
{{see|Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream}}<br />
[[File:FlimFlam2.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Less than Hero]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Medical.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Dutch Butts ===<br />
[[File:Dutch Butts.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of Cigars sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]].<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
===Glagnar's Human Rinds=== <br />
[[File:Glagnar's Human Rinds.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[I Second that Emotion]]" <br><br />
'''Description''': Human rinds. <br /> <br />
'''Type''': Commercial. <br><br />
'''Slogan''': It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Gobble Wieners ===<br />
[[File:Gobble Wieners.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A 31st Century Turkey Dog.<br /> <br />
'''Type''': Commercial. <br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts ===<br />
{{see|Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts}}<br />
[[File:Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Guturama Holiday Spectacular]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of unshelled nuts, which sponsored The Futurama Holiday Spectacular.<br /> <br />
'''Type''': Commercial. <br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Hairibo ===<br />
[[File:Hairibo.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appereance:''' ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br><br />
'''Description:''' Hairibo refers to the German company {{w|Haribo}}, the biggest producer of gummi and jelly sweets.<br /><br />
'''Type:''' Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Hubble Bubble ===<br />
[[File:Hubble Bubble.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba and the world famous Hubble Space Telescope.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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=== Iffy Pop ===<br />
[[File:Iffy Pop.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave. A parody of ''[[Wikipedia:Jiffy Pop|Jiffy Pop]]''.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Kibbles 'N' Snouts ===<br />
{{see|Kibbles 'N' Snouts}}<br />
[[File:Kibbles n Snouts.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[I Second that Emotion]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand [[Wikipedia:Kibbles 'n Bits|Kibbles 'n Bits]].<br /><br />
'''Slogan''': If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Klein's Beer ===<br />
[[File:Kleins Beer.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre {{w|Klein bottle|bottle}}.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Le Grand Cigar ===<br />
{{see|Le Grand Cigar}}<br />
[[File:Le Grand Cigar.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A very special antique cigar sold at [[New New York|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]] costing $10,000. According to [[Hacking Jack]], this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms, well, you know the rest. The price is significant, as $10,000 is the minimum value for a stolen item to be considered 'grand theft'; Bender makes off with it and is later charged with Grand Theft Tobacco for stealing it.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Speciality.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Lightspeed Briefs ===<br />
{{see|Lightspeed Briefs}}<br />
[[File:Lightspeed briefs.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They were advertised in dreams.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Liquid Nitrogum ===<br />
[[File:Liquid Nitrogen.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to {{w|Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company#Brands|Wrigley's Chewing Gum}} albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized, and is obviously a play on words of the chemical 'liquid nitrogen'.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== LöBrau Beer ===<br />
[[File:LoBrau.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br><br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millenium. The umlauts above the 'o' are apparently a selling point. This brand clearly refers to the German brand {{w|Löwenbräu}} which is very popular in the USA; it is also a play on words of the phrase 'low brow', which describles a person who has uncultivated or nonintellectual tastes.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Lovey Bears ===<br />
{{see|Lovey Bears}}<br />
[[File:Lovey Bears.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Love and Rocket]]"<br><br />
'''Description''': These cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff".<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Mobil Dick Whale Oil ===<br />
{{see|Whale Oil}} <br />
[[File:Whale Oil.png|right|150px]] <br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bendin' in the Wind]]"<br><br />
'''Description''': The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to {{w|Moby Dick}} and {{w|ExxonMobil}}.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Molten Boron ===<br />
[[File:Molten Boron.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Problem with Popplers]]"<br><br />
'''Description''': A large drum of boron, at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial. <br><br />
'''Slogan:''' Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil ===<br />
{{see|Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil}}<br />
[[File:Robot Oil.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br /><br />
'''Descripton''': Produced by [[MomCorp]], [[Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil]] is the most popular Oil brand.<br /><br />
'''Slogan''': Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Monsieur Carton ===<br />
[[File:Monsieur Carton.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Spanish Fry]]"<br><br />
'''Description''': A brand of boxed wine. It is [[French]] for "''Mister Cardboard''".<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Mr. Wino ===<br />
[[File:Mr Wino.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br /><br />
'''Description''': A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and immediately uncorks it.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Household appliance.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Old Farmer's Wikipedia ===<br />
{{see|Old Farmer's Wikipedia}}<br />
[[File:Wiki.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br /><br />
'''Description''': An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the {{w|Old Farmer's Almanac}} and the Internet database {{w|Wikipedia}}.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Unknown<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Olde Fortran Malt Liquor ===<br />
[[File:Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br /><br />
'''Descripton''': A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender. The name is a reference to the computer language ''Fortran'' and the {{w|Olde English 800|Olde English}} malt liquor.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Orlon Candy ===<br />
[[File:Orlon Candy.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br /><br />
'''Descripton''': A [[Luna Park]] version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Pabst Blue Robot ===<br />
[[File:Pabst Blue Robot.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br /><br />
'''Descripton''': A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Popplers ===<br />
{{see|Popplers}}<br />
[[File:Omicronian Larva.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[The Problem with Popplers]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by [[Fishy Joe's]], until the snack was revealed to be [[Omicronians|Omicronian]] young.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial, went out of use when their true origin was discovered.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Red Minotaur ===<br />
[[File:Red Minotaur.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br><br />
'''Description:''' An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to {{w|Red Bull}} Energy Drink.<br><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Robo Fresh ===<br />
[[File:Robo-fresh.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance:''' "[[I, Roommate]]"<br><br />
'''Description:''' A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored [[All My Circuits]].<br><br />
'''Slogan:''' Robo-Fresh, designed by a [[Robot]], for a Robot.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Royal Kooparillo ===<br />
[[File:Royal Kooparillo.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Three Hundred Big Boys]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of Cigars sold at [[New New York#Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables|Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables]]. The face and name are a reference to {{w|C. Everett Koop}}, a Surgeon General from the 20th century who opposed smoking.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager ===<br />
[[File:Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand "{{w|Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams}}".<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Shiz ===<br />
[[File:Shiz.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Why of Fry]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A soda drink.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Slurm ===<br />
{{see|Slurm}}<br />
[[File:Slurm Splat Logo.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of {{w|Coca-Cola}}. <br /><br />
'''Slogan''': ''It's highly addictive!'' or ''Enjoy Slurm''.<br /><br />
'''Trivia''': Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of [[Futurama]].<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Slurmee ===<br />
{{see|Slurm#Types of Slurm|Slurmee}}<br />
[[File:Slurmee.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]"<br><br />
'''Description''': Slurmee is an icy version of [[Slurm]]. A parody of ''{{w|Slurpie|Slurpee}}'' <br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Soylent Products ===<br />
{{see|Soylent Products}}<br />
[[File:Soylentgreen.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]" (Mentioned)<br /><br />
'''Description''': A variety of food products made from people.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Spider Yum ===<br />
[[File:Spider Yum.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand ''Bubble Yum'' as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs. <br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl ===<br />
[[File:Saint Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A brand of beer. A dual reference to a mathematical principle and real beer brand {{w|St. Pauli Girl}}.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Tanning Butter ===<br />
[[File:TanningButter.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[When Aliens Attack]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': A generic type of tanning butter used by [[Leela]].<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Thompson's Teeth ===<br />
[[File:Thompson's Teeth.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]" <br><br />
'''Description''': Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.<br /><br />
'''Slogan''': "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth." <br><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Tickle Me Bender Dolls ===<br />
{{see|Tickle Me Bender}}<br />
[[File:Ticklemebender.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'' <br><br />
'''Description''': Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of {{w|Tickle Me Elmo|Tickle Me Elmo dolls}}. <br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Torgo's Executive Powder ===<br />
{{see|Torgo's Executive Powder}}<br />
[[File:Torgo's Executive Powder.png|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': ''[[Bender's Big Score]]''<br /><br />
'''Description''': A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
<br />
=== Zuban Cigars ===<br />
[[File:Fine Zubans.jpg|right|150px]]<br />
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bender Gets Made]]"<br /><br />
'''Description''': The finest cigars in the universe. Parody of ''{{w|Cigars#Cuban cigars|Cuban Cigars}}''.<br /><br />
'''Type''': Commercial.<br /><br />
'''Motto''': "Just Add Fire!"<br />
{{Clear}}<br />
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|name=Whale Oil<br />
|image=[[File:Whale Oil.png|225px]]<br />
|origin=[[Earth]]<br />
|first appear={{e|45}}<br />
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'''Whale oil''' is a fuel type used in the [[31st century]], since gasoline doesn't exist anymore. After [[Dark Matter]] became useless as fuel, spaceships have started using whale oil instead.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*The name Mobil Dick spoofs the gasoline company Mobil and the famous whale Moby Dick.<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|45}}<br />
*{{f|4}}<br />
*{{e|101}}{{disputed canon}}<br />
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<div>{{item infobox<br />
|name=Whale Oil<br />
|image=[[File:Whale Oil.png|225px]]<br />
|origin=[[Earth]]<br />
|first appear={{e|45}}<br />
}}<br />
'''Whale oil''' is a fuel type used in the [[31st century]], since gasoline doesn't exist anymore. After [[Dark Matter]] became useless as fuel, spaceships have started using whale oil instead.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*The name Mobil Dick spoofs the gasoline company Mobil and the famous whale Moby Dick.<br />
<br />
=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|45}}<br />
*{{f|4}}<br />
*{{e|101}}<br />
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