Transcript:The One Amigo
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Written by | Eric Horsted |
Transcribed by | Jasonbres |
- [Opening Credits. Caption: Your TV Friend]
- [Scene: The Planet Express building.]
- [Scene: The living room. Mandy, Cubert, Dwight, Axl and Fry are at the table drawing pictures. Amy, holding Newt, picks up one of the drawings.]
Amy: Aw. You're all such talented artists! I'm gonna put this cute little guy on the corkboard.
- [Amy puts the unicorn drawing on the bulletin board, covering up the very visible warning label.]
Mandy: This isn't kid's stuff, Mom! We're making NFTs.
- [The Professor, Leela, and Bender enter the room.]
Leela: NFTs? So, like digital art, right?
Cubert: [pig noise] Hardly. Though, in this case, yes.
Axl: NFT stands for non-fungible token. That means it's unique.
Amy: Ah! So, if I buy an NFT, I'm the only one who has that image.
Dwight: No.
Amy: But I own the original?
Mandy: [taking her drawing off the board] Meesh, Mom! No one wants the original!
- [Mandy holds up the drawing and Axl sets fire to it.]
Farnsworth: So if I were to buy an NFT, what would I actually own?
Cubert: A concept. In the form of a digital token stored on the blockchain.[echoing, slowing] Blockchain. Blockchain. Block…
- [The crew simply looks at the kids with their eyes narrowed like the Fry meme.]
Bender: Blockchain, eh? That is so interest… [pretends to fall over and doze off] Zzzzzzzzzz!
- [A window hologram appears showing the "horsie" drawing has sold for three dollars.]
Mandy: [gasps] I sold my horsie NFT!
Leela: Someone bought Mandy's awful horse drawing?
Mandy; Uh-huh! For three dollars!
- [Bender jumps up awake.]
Bender: [gasps] Wha? Money? Who said money?
Axl: Nobody. But top NFTs do sell for millions. Like this collection. [he changes the window] The Apathetic Fish Society.
Leela: They look kinda cool, yet also extremely stupid.
Bender: Cool yet stupid, you say? Clearly, I, Bender, am destined to be the next smash-hit NFT!
Dwight: [making a frame with his fingers] You know, he might be just stupid enough.
Bender: Might be.
- [Montage: Newt takes several pictures of Bender in various costumes.]
Bender: Look at that. Yeah. Oh. Hm. Come on now! Yeah. Hit it up. Ooh! Hey.
- [Cut to a window of photographs of Bender in various costumes, some of which are callbacks to different episodes of the show. It is labeled "The Bender Collection".]
- [Scene: The conference room. Bender is watching the kids at their different screens.]
Dwight: It's go time! [cracks knuckles] The Bender Collection drops in three, two…
Bender: Let's sell some Bender! [He shoots a pistol and an owl falls out of the sky and lands on the table.] Oops. [nervous laugh] Wrong gun. [Bender gasps] "Bender with Sombrero” just sold for one cent!
Dwight: That's 'cause I bought it. You know, to trick suckers into thinking it's valuable.
Axl: Then I paid a quarter.
Bender: Whoa, whoa, whoa! This whole NFT thing is completely crooked? I love it!
- [The NFTs begin selling like hotcakes.]
Cubert: [laughs] It's happening! The suckers are snapping up Bender's NFTs now!
- [Everyone cheers.]
Bender: How much did I make?
Axl: You're not gonna believe this! You just made ninety...
Bender: Million?
Dwight: Four…
Bender: Thousand?
Mandy: Dollars!
Bender: Cents? Wait. $94? Woo-hoo! I'm rich! In your face, kids who helped me!
- [Scene: The New New York skyline. Pan down to show Bender and the kids having some ice cream cones.]
Bender: You children really earned that ice cream. I probably should have paid for it. Anyway, thanks for the ice cream.
- [Cubert's tablet beeps.]
Cubert: Huh. Apparently, one buyer purchased all of Bender's NFTs.
Bender: [laughing] Wha… What kinda idiot would do that? [laughs]
Axl: [pointing ahead] That kind.
- [Cut to reveal the Museum of Digital Art displaying many banners with Bender's NFTs on them. One banner advertises the exhibit "The Many Faces of This Guy". Bender gasps and nearly chokes on his ice cream.]
- [Scene: Inside MoDA, in the Hall of NFTs. Dr. Beeler is giving a tour to some rich patrons, including Judge Whitey, Billionaire Bot and Mrs. Astor.]
Beeler: Note how the apathy conveyed by the fish is exceeded only by the laziness of the art itself.
Mrs. Astor: Oh, yes.
Judge Whitey: Fabulous.
Billionaire Bot: Quite so.
Beeler: And here's a piece we just acquired for $94.
- [The patrons give impressed reactions.]
Bender: That's me! That's my NFT!
Beeler: Excuse me? No. This piece belongs to the museum. Could you step aside, sir? You're blocking the art.
Bender: I am the art! That NFT represents the very concept of me, Bender!
Beeler: That concept now resides in our NFT, so… scoot!
Bender: But! But! But!
- [Scene: The Planet Express building.]
- [Scene: The conference room. Bender is crying.]
Bender: I've lost everything! I sold off all the little pieces of me!
Hermes: Can't you just hack in and get your NFT back?
Dwight: Dad! That hackin' stuff only happens in stupid TV shows. Does it look like we're in a stupid TV show?
Hermes: Kind of.
Dwight: The blockchain is cryptographically secure. There's no way to hack in.
Cubert: Unless you can factor a million-digit number, which I very much doubt. [snorts]
Bender: I can't even factor six! I've tried! [sobbing] I don't know who or what I'm anymore! [sobbing]
- [Fry picks up a copy of Bender's memoir, I'm Bender, Dammit!.]
Fry: Well, according to your self-published, handwritten autobiography, you're Bender Rodriguez, the coolest Mexican bending robot in the world. And also my best friend.
Bender: Then truly I have nothing! Goodbye, jerks! I'm off to rediscover the concept of Bender! Perhaps in the land of my ancestors. What land was that again?
Fry: [flipping through the book] "Mexxxico", with three Xs.
Bender: [taking off a Viking helmet] Got it. [He gets a sombrero out of his cavity and dons it, whimpers] Adios, carnitas bags.
- [Bender slams the door offscreen, causing the Viking helmet to fall and lands on the Professor's foot.]
Farnsworth: Oh!
- [Scene: The Mexican desert. A tortoise wanders on the sand, but a train blasts through it causing the tortoise to fly through the air. The train passes a welcome sign saying "¡Bienvenidos a México!: Home, Inexplicably, of the Caesar Salad". The train stops and several humans and robots depart. Bender attempts to disembark, but his sombrero gets stuck in the doors. He bends the doors and gets out and promptly crumples up and tosses the sombrero away.]
Bender: Ah, Mexico. Maybe here in the land of my robo-ancestors, I can find myself.
- [Pull out to reveal a dark grey bending unit with a mustache.]
Mexican Bending Unit: ¡Hola, amigo!
Bender: Close enough.
- [Scene: Robebidas, a cantina in the middle of nowhere. A tumbleweed passes by. Mariachi music plays. Cut to inside. Bender and the Mexican bending unit are sharing some margaritas.]
Bender: Yep, it's shiny and metal, alright. [sips] And what of your ass?
Mexican Bending Unit: ¡También es magnífico!
- [They clink their glasses, drink their margaritas and do a fiery belch in similar fashions.]
Bender: We must've been made in the same factory. We have so much in common!
Mexican Bending Unit: Come, amigo! I will take you to my village, where my family has lived for centuries, without a single software update.
- [Scene: The tropical forest. A robotic macaw flies by a waterfall. Cut to Bender and his new amigo riding a sidecar and robotic piñata vehicle respectively.]
Mexican Bending Unit: Mexico has been home to many great empires. The Toltecs, the Aztecs, and in the 2200s, the Nanotecs.
Bender: The ancient stone robots?
Mexican Bending Unit: Sí. Everywhere we still find ruins of their great civilization.
- [One of the stone temples crumbles and falls to pieces.]
Mexican Bending Unit: Because, uh, they were bad at building stuff.
- [Scene: A pueblo village. On a mural, it shows the name as Pueblo de Nanotecas. We see several robot villagers doing some everyday activities.]
Mexican Bending Unit: Here, our people still fire pottery just as the ancients did.
Pottery Bot: ¿Quién es este idiota?
Bender: Please, the pleasure is all mine.
- [Bender looks in the direction of some child-bots playing a game.]
Bender: Hey, what are those dorks doing?
Mexican Bending Unit: Playing “Hoop,” our ancient national sport. Whoever gets the ball through the hoop wins.
Bender: Aw. It's cute how bad they suck.
Mexican Bending Unit: Well, it's basically impossible to score. The ball is just a big heavy rock.
- [A little girls hits the ball, it dents Bender and hits very close to the hoop.]
Mexican Bending Unit: Hey! That was the best shot I ever seen! It nearly went through!
Bender: [pained] I'm great, alright. [He reinflates his head.]
- [Scene: Bender and his new amigo approach a house with a sign reading "Casa Rodriguez" on it.]
Mexican Bending Unit: And here is where my familia has lived for generations. Welcome to Casa Rodriguez.
Bender: That's so weird! The house and me have the same last name!
Mexican Bending Unit: You are Bender Rodriguez? I am Doblando Rodriguez! [he opens the door revealing his large familia] We are all some kind of Rodriguezes! Everyone, say hola to Bender, my long-lost cousin!
All: Hola, Bender.
Sobrina: [goes up to hug his leg] ¡Hola, Tío Bender!
Bender: Ah! Parasite!
- [He shakes his leg until the little girl bot hits the wall.]
Doblando: Bender, this is my Abuelatron. And yours, too, come to think of it.
Bender: [gasps] You're my grandma? I can't believe I've never met you before!
Abuelatron: Oh, Nieto. You move away when you just eight seconds old. I can tell you are muy especial.
Bender: I really am. And so is this rusty old village. [sniffles] I feel so surrounded by love.
Abuelatron: Bah, I don't like talk about feelings. Time for a drink.
- [she shakes a mixer]
Bender: You're a booze bag? Me, too!
- [Abuelatron laughs]
- [Scene: What appears to be the art museum. Zoidberg, the Professor, Fry and Leela are standing in front of it.]
Fry: Poor Bender'll never have another moment of happiness unless we can get his NFT back. But I know it's impossible 'cause of blockchain.
Leela: Blockchain's not the boss of me! I say we grab it off the wall and run. I've always wanted to pull a museum heist.
Farnsworth: Oh, you poor ignorant dopes. You can't just steal an NFT off the wall.
To steal an abstract mathematical construct, you need a professor.
Zoidberg: And we have a professor!
Farnsworth: Now, as everyone knows, the secret to a good heist is the more complex, the better.
- [Zoom out to reveal they are actually at Planet Express and the museum they were looking at was a scale model.]
Farnsworth: Which is why I 3D printed this exact scale model of the museum.
Zoidberg: We know. We've been staring at it.
- [The Professor removes the roof from the model and puts on his finglonger.]
Farnsworth: I even purchased tiny NFTs at tremendous expense to simulate the museum's collection. And there's a fully functioning tiny cafeteria! Here, behind this bulletproof glass wall, is the museum's secure computer room, where the digital file of Bender's NFT is actually located. Not in the TV itself, as certain unnamed idiots might think.
Fry: Rude.
Leela: There's one thing you didn't think of, Professor. The museum's full of security cameras.
Farnsworth: And there's one thing you didn't think of, which is that I did think of that. You see, my model also has a fully functioning security system. I'll simply jack into the real security feed and replace it with the feed from my model. The guards won't see us breaking in. They'll just see these adorable little empty galleries.
Leela: I don't care if they can't see me. I paid for this custom one-eyed mask, and I'm wearing it!
- [Scene: Casa Rodriguez. Bender wakes up from his bed and yawns. He walks across the room, stepping on several barking robo-chihuahuas. Cut to the kitchen. Bender comes upon Abuelatron making corn tortillas.]
Bender: Oh, those look amazing, Abuelatron. Livin' in a big city, I've only ever had the handmade kind.
Abuelatron: The old ways are the best, Bender. Here, try one.
- [She feeds him a tortilla.]
Bender: Oh, man, that's good! I wouldn't mind having seconds. [He takes the tortilla out of his cavity and loudly eats it again.]
Abuelatron: [laughs] You know, Bendejo, I used to love cooking with your mother.
- [She gives Bender a picture of her with his mother.]
Bender: C-Could you tell me about her? I-I barely remember anything because she was so uninteresting.
Abuelatron: Oh, she was such a kind, thoughtful arm. Always picking things up to give to others. Which reminds me. [She opens a drawer and takes out something and places it on Bender.] This is an ancient quipu passed down from our ancestors. Your mother, well, she wanted you to have it.
Bender: Then why didn't she give it to me?
Abuelatron: Because I steal it.
- [They both laugh.]
Bender: Hey, uh, what's with the weird knots?
Abuelatron: Ih, maybe some kind of ancient code. No one knows what it is anymore.
Bender: I don't know what I is anymore either. [sniffles] But thank you.
- [He hugs her and she takes the quipu off him.]
Abuelatron: I steal again. [giggles]
Bender: Ooh, you are a bad grandma!
Abuelatron: Mm-hmm!
- [Bender laughs]:
- [Scene: The hoop. Bender and Doblando face off.]
Doblando: Get ready to lose, primo!
Bender: Ha! You miss more shots than a stormtrooper!
- [Doblando kicks the ball, it hits the rim.]
Doblando: Yes! Closer than usual!
Bender: Oh yeah? Watch this.
- [Bender kicks the ball and bumps it with his ass. The ball hits a toucan-bot.]
Doblando: You know, the annual village hoop tournament is tomorrow.
Bender: You think I'm good enough? I still never actually scored a point.
Abuelatron: Bender, the victor wins great honor for his family.
Bender: Then I shall win it for you!
- [Scene: An open air arena.]
High Priestbot: Welcome to Hoop Day, our most popular and only event of the year!
- [The crowd cheers.]
High Priestbot: May this contest please the ancient Nanotec emperors, deep in their subterranean tombs.
Bender: It's gonna be fundito on a bundito!
- [The High Priestbot takes off his shirt to reveal a referee shirt and blows a whistle. The ball drops in the air and Bender kicks it to the wall, hitting his competitor. Bender laughs at his misfortune. Abuelatron is in the crowd holding a ¡#1! foam finger surrounded by the rest of the Rodriguez familia. Doblando kicks the ball making his competitor's head fall off and go into the hoop. The High Priestbot raises Doblando's arm in the air declaring him the victor. Several more players are eliminated. The High Priestbot lifts the rock in the air and it crushes Bender's rival player, splitting him in half.]
Bender: Man! It's like no one else is even trying. I'm literally killing guys left and right!
High Priestbot: We pray our finalists Bender and Doblando will please the ancients with an epic display of trash talk.
Doblando: Good luck, primo.
Bender: Love ya, cuz.
High Priestbot: [snaps fingers] Hey! Save it for the match! [blows whistle]
- [Scene: Back in New New York. The Planet Express ship flies over a bridge. Cut to Zoidberg, Leela, Fry and the Professor in heist gear. They drop out of the ship without parachutes. Their jet packs activate just before they hit the roof of the museum. But they fall to the ground anyway. The Professor opens the fuse box.]
Farnsworth: Switching to miniature security feed.
- [Scene: Museum security. Smitty and URL are standing in front of the screens.]
URL: I mean, Charlene's great, and it feels like love, but, hell, I ain't sure I even know what love is.
- [The screens switch to the miniature model.]
Smitty: Hey, did them screens just blink?
URL: Man, why every time I talk feelings, you gotta change the damn subject?
Smitty: I'm sorry, URL. I'll do better.
- [Zoom in on one of the screens revealing an ant stealing one of the tiny rotisserie chickens from the model cafeteria.]
- [Scene: Back at the Hoops game, the scene becomes night, then day, then night again, then day again.]
High Priestbot: After three days of thrilling play,the score is tied zero-zero with only two days left on the shot clock! Oh! And Doblando gets by Bender with a magnificent ass-fake!
- [Doblando shows a lot of effort but somehow trips and lands on his side.]
Doblando: [flatly] Oh, no! I have accidentally lost the ball!
- [Bender laughs and takes the ball.]
High Priestbot: Bender goes strong to the hoop!
- [In slow motion, Bender manages to finally headbutt the ball into the hoop.]
Bender: Swish, baby! In my face!
High Priestbot: Queso on a cross! Bender has won the tournament!
Bender: Woo!
Abuelatron: [gasps] I so proud of you, my little pachuco. [she kisses Bender three times]
Bender: Grandma, you're embarrassin' me! Now do the other side.
- [Bender laughs as Abuelatron continues kissing Bender on the other cheek. The rest of the family surround Bender for a big group hug.]
- [Scene: Back at the museum. Fry and Leela descend on their ropes, followed by the Professor on a chair. Zoidberg just comes out of the elevator.]
Zoidberg: Let's do this, why not?
- [They scamper in the direction of the security room.]
Farnsworth: Nothing in our way now but a foot of bulletproof glass. You're on, Zoidberg!
- [Zoidberg attempts to snip the wall.]
Zoidberg: Uh-oh. I can't snip it!
Farnsworth: Who said anything about snipping? Here, step in.
- [Zoom out to reveal a large boiling pot. Zoidberg gets in.]
Farnsworth: When boiled, shellfish emit an intense scream at precisely two thousand hertz.
Zoidberg: I'm feeling two thousand hurts right now.
- [Zoidberg boils and screams like a tea kettle. The Professor checks his gauge and when it hits 2k hertz, the glass breaks. Cut to the four at the computer.]
Farnsworth: Ah-ha! I've found Bender's NFT!
- [Leela's wrist thingy suddenly flashes red rapidly.]
Leela: Uh-oh. It's the alarm at Planet Express! There's been a break-in!
- [Scene: Planet Express building. The alarm blares. Cut to inside. Amy and Scruffy are swatting at several tiny saucers surrounding the model of the museum with brooms.]
Scruffy: Scram, ya saucers! Gwan, beat it!
Amy: It's a miniature art heist! They're stealing those little NFTs!
- [Scene: The security room.]
Smitty: I guess my parents never showed much affection, so in my own sex life…
- [The alarm goes off.]
URL: Robbery in progress, baby.
Smitty: Oh, thank God.
- [URL leaves his post and Smitty, cocking his gun, follows after him.]
- [Scene: Back in Mexico. Bender is in the winner's circle.]
Bender: Most of all, I want to thank my familia for giving me back the concept of who I am. It turns out I'm you. And I'm also this beautiful place and my proud heritage. It all adds up to Bender Bending Rodriguez, Champion of Hoop!
- [The crowd cheers as Bender takes off his quipu and stuffs it in his chest cavity.]
Abuelatron: I will never forget you, Bender. [sobs]
High Priestbot: Bender, you have won the ultimate honor. Soon, you shall meet the ancient emperors themselves.
Bender: Ooh, fun! When?
High Priestbot: Right after we sacrifice you.
Bender: Uh, I think you're confused, padre. I won. If anybody's getting sacrificed... [whispers] it should be him.
Doblando: Oh no, no, no, no! The honor of death goes to the winner.
Bender: What? Hey, wait a second! You sucked on purpose!
Doblando: How can you say such a thing? I tried almost my very best.
High Priestbot: Our champion shall die gloriously, on the altar of the ancients!
Bender: What altar?
High Priestbot: It's down there.
- [Overhead camera shot of a large cenote behind the winner's circle.]
Bender: Where? Over… [the High Priestbot kicks him into the cenote and Bender falls screaming] AAAAAAAAH!!!! BITE MY SHINY METAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
High Priestbot: I guess we'll never know what he was trying to say.
- [Scene: NNY Jail: Museum Crimes Division. The kids walk out with the crew.]
Leela: Thanks for springing us from the joint, kids.
Mandy: Mommy said you're a cautionary tale.
Farnsworth: What matters is we heisted Bender's NFT. Before they nabbed us, I managed to download it onto my USB toothstick. [He takes out a tooth.] Then, I deleted the original. [laughs]
- [The crew cheers and high five each other]
Zoidberg: We did it!
Axl: Ugh, that's not how an NFT works.
Fry: Is too!
- [Axl points ahead to reveal the Bender Collection is still part of the museum.]
Farnsworth: But I hit delete! Really hard!
Dwight: You can't just delete an NFT! There are billions of copies stored all over the universe.
Farnsworth: Ih-wuh?!
Mandy: But only the museum has access to a hash code on the blockchain that authenticates ownership.
Farnsworth: But! But! [He grunts and his head seemingly explodes.] I should not have booby-trapped my toothstick.
- [Scene: The cenote. Bender finally hits the ground finishing his catchphrase.]
Bender: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!!
- [Bender crashes to the ground and his arms fall off. He attempts to reattach them but somehow ends up attached with human skeleton arms. He takes them off and replaces them with his regular arms.]
Bender: Well, not the worst hole I've ever woken up in.
- [Bender carefully treads the ground and explores the cenote. He steps on a floor tile, which turns on some flaming torches. They reveal giant statues of monarchs of some kind.]
Bender: No way. The ancient emperors are real? [he notices some cobwebs on the statues] Ah, what a load! [kicks one of them] They're just dumb carvings.
- [Suddenly, the whole place begins to shake, as giant wheels begin to turn.]
Bender: Uh, did I say dumb? I-I meant majestic.
- [The statues put down their legs and lean forward. Their quipus start to turn, waking them up.]
Emperors: Bender…
- [Bender yelps at this sight and cowers.]
Female Emperor: You have pleased us with your thrilling hoop victory.
Male Emperor: Qué magnífico, Bender. You came to play and gave it 110%.
Bender: It was 109, but thanks for rounding up. Uh, what are those weird string dealies on your chest?
Female Emperor: It's an old technology known as string memory. The bits are represented by ones and knots.
Bender: Oh, so it's like a computer program?
Male Emperor: Sí. Each program is stored in a quipu. That one does spreadsheets, that one solves the traveling salesman problem, and that one lets you play solitaire on your phone.
Bender: And that one?
Male Emperor: Es macramé.
Bender: So these strings can compute anything? 'Cause there's this NFT I'd like to steal.
Male Emperor: N-No, no, no, no, no. ¡Los NFTs tienen seguridad criptográfica!
Female Emperor: To steal an NFT off the blockchain, you'd have to be able to factor huge integers in polynomial time.
Bender: I know, I know. A little kid told me. You got a quipu that can handle it?
Male Emperor: Alas, no. We once had such an algorithm, but it was lost to history. “The Algorithm of the Gods,” we called it, knotted of beautiful blue and gold threads.
Bender: Blue and gold?
- [Bender opens his chest cavity and takes out his mother's quipu. The emperors gasp. Bender gives it to them.]
Female Emperor: ¡Es un milagro!
Male Emperor: I can't believe it! At last, the Algorithm of the Gods has been returned to its rightful home!
Bender: Aw, come on! You've already got a wall full of algorithms! How 'bout I just keep it as my parting gift?
Female Emperor: Bender, it's called the Algorithm of the Gods for a reason. Porque es too powerful for the mortal world.
Bender: But it was given to me by my poor old mother, What's Her Name. [sniffles] Can I at least kiss it goodbye?
Male Emperor: You have moved my soul. One kiss.
- [Bender kisses the quipu, only to suck it back into his chest cavity.]
Bender: [laughing and running] See ya, fossils!
Male Emperor: After him!
Female Emperor: We no move, estupido.
- [Scene: The Planet Express building. Cut to the laboratory. Fry, Leela, and Bender are observing a Máquina de Turing analyze the quipu.]
Fry: So how was Me-he-co?
Leela: Yeah, what was it like meeting your family?
Bender: Well, it was kinda like meeting the different facets of myself, 'cause they were all great.
Leela: Sounds like your family's a lot like your NFT.
Bender: Yeah, and that's why I want it back! To remind me of my people or whatever. What's the holdup?
Axl: Dude, calculations this massive take time.
Dwight: You can't just plug in a quipu and expect it to…
- [The screen blinks a "Factorization complete" sign.]
Cubert: Wow. That's a fast quipu.
Mandy: The NFT is all yours again, Bender.
Bender: [gasps] In some way I don't understand even the slightest bit, I'm back, baby!
- [Everyone cheers.]
Farnsworth: And the best part of all is knowing that blasted museum won't be able to show it anymore.
Axl: Um, actually…
- [Scene: The museum, revealing the art is still there.]
Farnsworth: What?!
Leela: Why is it still here?
Farnsworth: I hate this place!
Cubert: As we've been trying to tell you, no person or museum can own the image.
Dwight: What Bender owns is the NFT.
- [Everyone, exasperated at all this confusion, pulls out a piece of their own hair in anger.]
Bender: Guys, it's okay. I'm actually fine with this.
Amy: Really? Why?
Bender: Because I now own the factors of a million-digit binary number that no one else can ever have, and that's what's truly important to me.
Fry: Well, yeah, but you're a robot. Why would a human want an NFT if it's just some huge string of numbers?
Bender: No conceivable reason.
- [Zoom out on the art.]
- [Closing Credits.]
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