|First appearance||"Mars University" (1ACV11)|
The Electronium Hat harnesses the power of sunspots to produce cognitive radiation. This radiation provides the wearer of the hat with an increased mental capacity and also provides higher-level functions such as speech. Guenter is the only known wearer of the hat. When operating at full capacity, the hat makes the wearer a genius by human standards. However, when working at half capacity, it only provides sufficient skills for something inferior, like attending a business school.
Guenter: When I had that [hat] there was too much pressure to use it. All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to business school!