What's that supposed to mean? Was what we had nothing to you!?
- We never had anything. At all. I don't know what you're talking about. We were never in a relationship. Look, just don't edit my user page anymore, okay? Kif (talk) 22:13, 14 August 2012 (CEST)
Okay, "Kif", here's what we're gonna do. I want you to go to YouTube, and go search "heath ledger". Now go to the thirty-ninth page of results. SOMEWHERE on there is a video that I have commented on. I'm gonna need you to reply to that comment with "Yes, yes, they are" within 12 hours or else I'm gonna make a few more edits on some more pages that you might find close to your heart, one page for every hour you're late. And don't bother asking me what my YouTube username is, you'll know it when you find it. Until we talk again, my friend. OmNom (talk) 21:42, 14 August 2012
I honestly think that you have the wrong person. Nowhere else on the internet do I go by the username Kif, so if the person you're looking for uses that username outside of here, then it's not me. Sorry for the confusion. Kif (talk) 22:19, 15 August 2012 (CEST)
I just did what you asked. I did NOT know your username upon seeing it, I did NOT recognize the comment, because I don't know you! I'm not the person you're looking for! Don't do anything to my user page, or I can get you banned. Kif (talk) 01:22, 16 August 2012 (CEST)
- This is certainly one of the odder exchanges I've witnessed in my time on the Infosphere, a category which includes the time someone tried to imitate me. Anyway, OmNom, don't edit other people's user pages, but, WAY more importantly, don't threaten people. Ever. You're probably going to suffer some admin-imposed consequences for this. -- DeepSpaceHomer (talk) 02:02, 16 August 2012 (CEST)