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:''['''Note''': This transcript is based on the ''Countdown to Futurama'' post "The Treaty of Table 7" - of 29 May 2012.]'' <ref>{{cite web|url=http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/24008151636/countdown-to-futurama-the-treaty-of-table-7|title=Countdown to Futurama: The Treaty of Table 7|author=Matt Tobey|date=2012-05-29|site=[http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/ Comedy Centrl [sic<nowiki>]</nowiki>]|accessdate=2012-05-29}}</ref> | |||
:''['''Scene''': A table overlooking Saturn. On one side are Zapp and Kif and on the other are two creatures whose heads resemble shark fins. In front of Zapp is a cocktail glass and in front of the two creatures are two regular glasses.]'' | |||
<poem>'''[[Zapp]]''': [speaking into something] Now, regarding this peace treaty, Admiral Chew—</poem> | |||
<poem>'''[[Kif]]''': That's a napkin dispenser, sir. ''This'' is the universal translator.</poem> | |||
:''[Kif places a universal translator from "A Clone of My Own" on the table and then one of its two speakers on each side.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Zapp''': Whatever. ''[Zapp drops the napkin dispenser - but Kif catches it. Zapp grabs his speaker.]'' Now, Admiral, in exchange for your promise not to attack us, we will grant you exclusive fishing rights in Supernova Scotia.</poem> | |||
:''[The machine makes strange sounds. Kif looks at it. One of the creatures - who has grabbed its speaker - makes similar sounds as it shrugs.]'' | |||
<poem>'''[[Universal translator]]''': Well, okay.</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Zapp''': Excellent. We'll meet aboard my ship in one month to sign the Treaty of Table 7.</poem> | |||
:''[Zapp points at the table. The machine makes more strange sounds.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Universal translator''': Table 7...</poem> | |||
:''[The machines makes further sounds.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Zapp''': Now, watch, Kif, as I score a diplomatic ''coop'' by congratulating the admiral in 'is native tongue.</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Kif''': Last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us. ''[Kif raises his hands, shrugs and crosses them.]'' I beg you! Just use the translator.</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Zapp''': Kif... Just trust me for once.</poem> | |||
:''[Zapp makes burping sounds. The creatures look angry. Kif looks scared.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Universal translator''': I'd like to spank your sister with a slice of baloney.</poem> | |||
:''[Kif looks shocked. Zapp laughs nervously.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Zapp''': Oops.</poem> | |||
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- [Note: This transcript is based on the Countdown to Futurama post "The Treaty of Table 7" - of 29 May 2012.] [1]
- [Scene: A table overlooking Saturn. On one side are Zapp and Kif and on the other are two creatures whose heads resemble shark fins. In front of Zapp is a cocktail glass and in front of the two creatures are two regular glasses.]
Zapp: [speaking into something] Now, regarding this peace treaty, Admiral Chew—
Kif: That's a napkin dispenser, sir. This is the universal translator.
- [Kif places a universal translator from "A Clone of My Own" on the table and then one of its two speakers on each side.]
Zapp: Whatever. [Zapp drops the napkin dispenser - but Kif catches it. Zapp grabs his speaker.] Now, Admiral, in exchange for your promise not to attack us, we will grant you exclusive fishing rights in Supernova Scotia.
- [The machine makes strange sounds. Kif looks at it. One of the creatures - who has grabbed its speaker - makes similar sounds as it shrugs.]
Universal translator: Well, okay.
Zapp: Excellent. We'll meet aboard my ship in one month to sign the Treaty of Table 7.
- [Zapp points at the table. The machine makes more strange sounds.]
Universal translator: Table 7...
- [The machines makes further sounds.]
Zapp: Now, watch, Kif, as I score a diplomatic coop by congratulating the admiral in 'is native tongue.
Kif: Last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us. [Kif raises his hands, shrugs and crosses them.] I beg you! Just use the translator.
Zapp: Kif... Just trust me for once.
- [Zapp makes burping sounds. The creatures look angry. Kif looks scared.]
Universal translator: I'd like to spank your sister with a slice of baloney.
- [Kif looks shocked. Zapp laughs nervously.]
Zapp: Oops.
References
- ^ Matt Tobey (29 May 2012). Countdown to Futurama: The Treaty of Table 7. (Comedy Centrl [sic].) Retrieved on 29 May 2012.
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