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|for=Space Pilot 3000
|for=Space Pilot 3000
|prev=Episode Transcript Listing
|next=The Series Has Landed (transcript)
|written by=[[David X. Cohen]] & [[Matt Groening]]
|written by=[[David X. Cohen]] & [[Matt Groening]]
|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet''
|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet''
|prev ep=Episode Transcript Listing
|next ep=The Series Has Landed (transcript)
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{{trs|The caption "December 31st, 1999" comes up and a crude spaceship flies through space, cruising over and under planets.}}
{{trs|The caption "December 31st, 1999" comes up and a crude spaceship flies through space, cruising over and under planets.}}
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{{trd|The door slides open.}}
{{trd|The door slides open.}}
{{trl|Fry|Cool! Just like in Star Trek! {{trid|The door closes on his head.}} Ow!}}
{{trl|Fry|Cool! Just like in Star Trek! {{trid|The door closes on his head.}} Ow!}}
{{trs|Applied Cryogenics: Fate Assignment Officer's Office. A woman wearing a black uniform stands with her back to Fry looking at a clipboard. She has purple hair held up in a ponytail.}}
{{trs|Applied Cryogenics: Fate Assignment Officer's Office. Leela wearing a black uniform stands with her back to Fry looking at a clipboard. She has purple hair held up in a ponytail.}}
{{trl|Woman|Good afternoon, sir. {{trid|Fry is impressed with what he sees. The woman turns around. She has one huge eye in the middle of her face. Fry screams.}} Name?}}
{{trl|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]|Good afternoon, sir. {{trid|Fry is impressed with what he sees. Leela turns around. She has one huge eye in the middle of her face. Fry screams.}} Name?}}
{{trl|Fry|Uh, Fry.}}
{{trl|Fry|Uh, Fry.}}
{{trl|Woman|I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here.}}
{{trl|Leela|I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here.}}
{{trl|Fry|Can I ask you a question?}}
{{trl|Fry|Can I ask you a question?}}
{{trl|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]|As long as it's not about my eye.}}
{{trl|Leela|As long as it's not about my eye.}}
{{trl|Fry|Uh...}}
{{trl|Fry|Uh...}}
{{trl|Leela|Is it about my eye?}}
{{trl|Leela|Is it about my eye?}}
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{{trd|A hover-car flies over a line of traffic on the road and a police car chases it. Fry walks around a corner and sees a line of people outside a small grey booth.}}
{{trd|A hover-car flies over a line of traffic on the road and a police car chases it. Fry walks around a corner and sees a line of people outside a small grey booth.}}
{{trl|Fry|Hey! A phone booth! I can call my nephew. {{trid|An impatient robot joins the queue behind him. It is more or less humaniod-shaped, grey, with an antenna on top of it's head.}} Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?}}
{{trl|Fry|Hey! A phone booth! I can call my nephew. {{trid|An impatient robot joins the queue behind him. It is more or less humaniod-shaped, grey, with an antenna on top of it's head.}} Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?}}
{{trl|Robot|Bite my shiny metal ass.}}
{{trl|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]|Bite my shiny metal ass.}}
{{trd|Fry looks around at the robot's ass.}}
{{trd|Fry looks around at the robot's ass.}}
{{trl|Fry|It doesn't look so shiny to me.}}
{{trl|Fry|It doesn't look so shiny to me.}}
{{trl|Robot|Shinier than yours, meatbag!}}
{{trl|Bender|Shinier than yours, meatbag!}}
{{trd|Fry steps into the booth, overlooking the sign on the side that says "Suicide Booth".}}
{{trd|Fry steps into the booth, overlooking the sign on the side that says "Suicide Booth".}}
{{trs|Suicide Booth. Fry presses a button and nothing happens. The robot steps in behind him.}}
{{trs|Suicide Booth. Fry presses a button and nothing happens. The robot steps in behind him.}}
{{trl|Robot|Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a two-fer!}}
{{trl|Bender|Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a two-fer!}}
{{trd|He puts a coin on a string in the slot then pulls it out again and chuckles. A pleasant woman's voice speaks.}}
{{trd|He puts a coin on a string in the slot then pulls it out again and chuckles. A pleasant woman's voice speaks.}}
{{trl|Booth Voice|Please select mode of death: "Quick and Painless" or "Slow and Horrible".}}
{{trl|Booth Voice|Please select mode of death: "Quick and Painless" or "Slow and Horrible".}}
{{trl|Fry|Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.}}
{{trl|Fry|Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.}}
{{trl|Booth Voice|You have selected: "Slow and Horrible".}}
{{trl|Booth Voice|You have selected: "Slow and Horrible".}}
{{trl|Robot: Great choice! {{trid|Knives, tasers and Jacob's ladders come out from behind a hatch.}} Bring it on, baby!}}
{{trl|Bender|Great choice! {{trid|Knives, tasers and Jacob's ladders come out from behind a hatch.}} Bring it on, baby!}}
{{trd|Fry screams.}}
{{trd|Fry screams.}}
{{trd|Time lapse.  The robot is getting impatient.}}
{{trd|Time lapse.  The robot is getting impatient.}}
{{trl|Robot|C'mon, c'mon! Kill me already! By the way, my name's Bender!}}
{{trl|Bender|C'mon, c'mon! Kill me already! By the way, my name's Bender!}}
{{trd|He holds out his hand.}}
{{trd|He holds out his hand.}}
{{trl|Fry|Help! What's happening?}}
{{trl|Fry|Help! What's happening?}}
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{{trl|Booth Voice|You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favourite suicide booth since 2008.}}
{{trl|Booth Voice|You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favourite suicide booth since 2008.}}
{{trs|New New York City Street. Fry runs out, gasping.}}
{{trs|New New York City Street. Fry runs out, gasping.}}
{{trl|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]|Lousy, stinking rip-off! {{trid|He kicks the booth.}} Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today. Let's go get drunk!}}
{{trl|Bender|Lousy, stinking rip-off! {{trid|He kicks the booth.}} Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today. Let's go get drunk!}}
{{trs|Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. The timer on Leela's chamber runs out. The door opens and she defrosts.}}
{{trs|Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. The timer on Leela's chamber runs out. The door opens and she defrosts.}}
{{trl|Leela|Two, three-- Hey!}}
{{trl|Leela|Two, three-- Hey!}}

Revision as of 14:35, 28 November 2007

Transcript for
Space Pilot 3000
Written byDavid X. Cohen & Matt Groening
Transcribed byThe Neutral Planet

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