Difference between revisions of "Transcript:Rebirth"

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<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' Move over God! Prepare for rebirth! ''[He pulls a lever and a ray electrocutes him]'' Wrong switch. ''[He switches on a normal light switch]''
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' Move over God! Prepare for rebirth! ''[He pulls a lever and a ray electrocutes him]'' Wrong switch. ''[He switches on a normal light switch]''
</poem>
</poem>
:''[The dead bodies drop themselves in the machine steam cells]''
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' Come on, stem cells. Work your stounding scientific nonsense!</poem>
<poem>'''Fry:''' Evil steam cells? Are those controversial?
:''[The dead bodies drop themselves in the machine stem cells]''
<poem>'''Fry:''' Edel steam cells? Aren't those controversial?
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' In your time yes, but nowadays, shut up! Besides, these are adult steam cells harvested from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed to get their steam cells.
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' In your time yes, but nowadays, shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells harvested from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed to get their stem cells.
</poem>
</poem>
:''[A head gets out from a hole. Farnsworth takes the full body out with some tweezers. The body is revealed to be Hermes]''
:''[A head gets out from a hole. Farnsworth takes the full body out with some tweezers. The body is revealed to be Hermes]''
<poem>'''Fry:''' Hermes Conrad!
<poem>'''Fry:''' Hermes Conrad!
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''[[Hermes]]:''' ''[He cries like a baby until Farnsworth slaps his butt]'' Oh, mon! I'm dripping with placenta! Luckily it's casual day.
<poem>'''[[Hermes]]:''' ''[He cries like a baby until Farnsworth slaps his butt]'' Oh, mon! I'm dripping with placenta! Luckily it's casual Fryday.
</poem>
</poem>
:''[Amy gets out]''
:''[Amy gets out]''
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<poem>'''Fry:''' And the rest!
<poem>'''Fry:''' And the rest!
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Amy:''' Hooray, we're back at business!
<poem>'''Amy:''' Hooray, we're back in business!
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''[[Zapp Brannigan]]:''' Over my dead body. ''[The camera zooms out, revealing his body didn't fall, thus it still being a skeleton]'' Uh, never mind.
<poem>'''[[Zapp Brannigan]]:''' Over my dead body. ''[The camera zooms out, revealing his body didn't fall, thus it still being a skeleton]'' Uh, never mind.
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<poem>'''Fry:''' I'm on it! ''[Fry leans down and blows air in Bender's ass offscreen]'' It's not working!
<poem>'''Fry:''' I'm on it! ''[Fry leans down and blows air in Bender's ass offscreen]'' It's not working!
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Bender:''' I die happily knowing you tried.
<poem>'''Bender:''' I die happy knowing you fell for that.
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' His power supply is shut! He is dying! ''[He goes to a shelf full of doomsday devices]'' Only one thing can keep him alive. ''[He breaks the glass and takes a doomsday device. He goes back to Bender]'' Possibly this thing. ''[He turns the device on and puts in inside Bender's chest cabinet. The liquid covering Bender melts and he gets up]''
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' His power supply is shut! He is flatlining! ''[He goes to a shelf full of doomsday devices]'' Only one thing can keep him alive. ''[He breaks the glass and takes a doomsday device. He goes back to Bender]'' Possibly this thing. ''[He turns the device on and puts in inside Bender's chest cabinet. The liquid covering Bender melts and he gets up]''
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Bender:''' Woo! I can dance again! ''[He dances]''
<poem>'''Bender:''' Woo! I've never felt so energetic! ''[He dances]''
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' That's because the doomsday device I fit in you takes out 15 gigawatts. That's ten times your recommended--
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' That's because the doomsday device I shoved all up in you put out 15 gigawatts. That's ten times your recommended--
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Bender:''' Who is you? My guarantee? ''[He laughs and sits down. A red light appears in his body]''
<poem>'''Bender:''' Who are you? My guarantee? ''[He laughs and sits down. An orange light appears in his body]''
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' For God's safe, Bender! Keep dancing, keep moving it up! ''[Bender dances and the light turns off]'' You must burn off the doomsday energy as fast as it produces, or it will build critical levels.
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' For God's safe, Bender! Keep dancing, keep whooping it up! ''[Bender dances and the light turns off]'' You must burn off the doomsday energy as fast as it produces, or it will build yo critical levels.
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Bender:''' You don't mean...
<poem>'''Bender:''' You don't mean...
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' Oh, but I do. If you stop partying for a single second, you'll explode and kill everyone here in a fireball of melting gears and splatting bones.
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' Oh, but I do. If you stop partying for a single second, you'll explode and kill everyone here in a fireball of melting gears and splatted bowels.
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Bender:''' Sounds like a party, baby! ''[He dances]''
<poem>'''Bender:''' Sounds like a party, baby! ''[He dances]''
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Fry:''' Hey! Speaking of splatting guts, can I cook you a romantic diner tonight, Leela?... Where's Leela? ''[Leela gets out of the machine]'' Is she OK? Why isn't she responding to may diner offer?
<poem>'''Fry:''' Hey! Speaking of splatted bowels, can I cook you a romantic dinner tonight, Leela?... Where's Leela? ''[Leela gets out of the machine]'' Is she OK? Why "isn't she awknowledge" my dinner offer?
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' Something's wrong! She's not responding to my poking stick. ''[He pokes her with a stick]''
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' Something's wrong! She's not responding to my poking stick. ''[He pokes her with a stick]''
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<poem>'''Fry:''' Poke harder, damn it!
<poem>'''Fry:''' Poke harder, damn it!
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' I'm poking as fast as I can! I'm sorry, Fry, ''[He takes out a device]'' but I'm afraid Leela is in an irreversible coma.
<poem>'''Farnsworth:''' I'm poking as hard as I can! I'm sorry, Fry, ''[He takes out a device]'' but I'm afraid Leela is in an irreversible coma.
</poem>
</poem>
:''[Fry is worried]''
:''[Fry is worried]''
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<poem>'''Fry:''' My soul mate is gone. Why should I go on living?
<poem>'''Fry:''' My soul mate is gone. Why should I go on living?
</poem>
</poem>
<poem>'''Bender:''' Because the pain slowly fades and love is forever. ''[He is still dancing]''
<poem>'''Bender:''' Because the pain slowly fades but love is forever. ''[He is still dancing]''
</poem>
</poem>

Revision as of 12:16, 4 July 2010

Transcript for
Rebirth
Transcribed byFuturama_Freak1 and Jasonbres


[The Hypnotoad is shown on screen.]

Bender: [voice over] On the count of three, you will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama had never been cancelled by idiots, then brought back by bigger idiots. 1... 2... [snaps fingers].

[or in some reruns]

Bender: [voice over] This has been a test of the Hypnotoad Emergency System. Had this been an actual hypnosis, you would go limp and watch whatever crap comes on next. Comin' up next: Futurama! [snaps fingers]

[Scene: Exterior shot of Planet Express]
[Scene: Interior shot of Professor Farnsworth's laboratory. The Professor looks as if he's working on some sort of experiment. He catches a fly with some tweezers and drops it in a test tube to burn it. Fry comes in with his hair looking like an afro just like in "Hell is Other Robots".]

Fry: Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.

Farnsworth: OK.

Fry: That's all. [slicks his hair back to normal]
 [pause] Oh, also; I'm covered with severe burns.

Farnsworth: So!? What of it?

Fry: Well, why is– those things?

[Farnsworth gasps.]

Farnsworth: You mean you don't remember?

Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.

[Farnsworth sighs.]

Farnsworth: Well, I suppose it's for the best, considering the unbearable horrors you've endured. Lets never speak of it again.
 [time lapse] It all began a few days ago. We were interstellar fugitives on the run from the law.

[Flashback: On the Nimbus.]

Zapp: Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel.

[Cut to Planet Express ship. Laser shots. The crew shouts and screams. Zapp begins yodelling. Kif sighs in the same manner as Zapp.]

Farnsworth: [voice over; flashback] And so, as you and Leela kissed goodbye in a tender display of toungesmanship, we plunged into a massive wormhole. Never to be seen again.

[The ship flies through the wormhole, arriving near Earth.]

Bender: Yeah, we're back.

[The crew cheers.]

Hermes: Sweet coincidence of Port-au-Prince, we're back at Earth!

Farnsworth: Of course, that was the Panama Wormhole, Earth's central channel for shipping!

[Zoidberg laughs.]

Zoidberg: How humorous.

Farnsworth: Yes! It's sort of a Comedy Central channel, and we're on it now!

Amy: I get it!

[Scene: Exterior shot of the Planet Express ship, the Nimbus crawls up upon them and shoots and hits them.]
[Cut to interior Planet Express ship.]

Fry: We've lost power to the forward Game Boy, Mario not responding!

Leela: Brace for emergency landing!

Farnsworth: Rodger that, activate Safety Spheres! [The crew activates their safety spheres, which only covers their heads. Except for Farnsworth's, which covers his entire being.] Also mine has air conditioning.

[Scene: Planet Express Headquarters exterior shot. The hangar door opens. The Planet Express ship crashes into the road next to it. Zapp is still yodelling. The Nimbus crashes into the Planet Express ship.]
[Flashback ends.]

Farnsworth: Thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I surblibed with only tribial bray dablage.

Fry: And the others?

Farnsworth: Right here behind this horror cloth.

Fry: Are they dead?

Farnsworth: Oh, no no no, much worse.

[Farnsworth draws the horror shield away revealing the heads of the crew, Kif, LaBarbara and Zapp attached to their skeletons hanging by wires. Fry screams.]
[Opening credits.]
[Scene: Fry looks at the birthing machine while the crew's dead bodies hang on the wires over the machine]

Farnsworth: Move over God! Prepare for rebirth! [He pulls a lever and a ray electrocutes him] Wrong switch. [He switches on a normal light switch]

Farnsworth: Come on, stem cells. Work your stounding scientific nonsense!

[The dead bodies drop themselves in the machine stem cells]

Fry: Edel steam cells? Aren't those controversial?

Farnsworth: In your time yes, but nowadays, shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells harvested from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed to get their stem cells.

[A head gets out from a hole. Farnsworth takes the full body out with some tweezers. The body is revealed to be Hermes]

Fry: Hermes Conrad!

Hermes: [He cries like a baby until Farnsworth slaps his butt] Oh, mon! I'm dripping with placenta! Luckily it's casual Fryday.

[Amy gets out]

Fry: Amy Wong!

Amy: Oh, baby soft!

Farnsworth: [He slaps her butt] Indeed.
[Dr. Zoidberg gets out]
<poem>Hermes: Dr. Zoidberg!

Dr. Zoidberg: Hermes, my friend! Let me cut off your umbilical cord. [He cuts off something of Hermes]

[Scruffy, LaBarbara and Kif get out]

Fry: And the rest!

Amy: Hooray, we're back in business!

Zapp Brannigan: Over my dead body. [The camera zooms out, revealing his body didn't fall, thus it still being a skeleton] Uh, never mind.

[The hole of the machine is moving]

Fry: [Looking inside] Bender! Are the steam cells working? [Bender's antennae gets out and pokes Fry's eye]

Bender: [He gets out and speaks with a weak voice] I'm dying. I need mouth to ass resuscitation.

Fry: I'm on it! [Fry leans down and blows air in Bender's ass offscreen] It's not working!

Bender: I die happy knowing you fell for that.

Farnsworth: His power supply is shut! He is flatlining! [He goes to a shelf full of doomsday devices] Only one thing can keep him alive. [He breaks the glass and takes a doomsday device. He goes back to Bender] Possibly this thing. [He turns the device on and puts in inside Bender's chest cabinet. The liquid covering Bender melts and he gets up]

Bender: Woo! I've never felt so energetic! [He dances]

Farnsworth: That's because the doomsday device I shoved all up in you put out 15 gigawatts. That's ten times your recommended--

Bender: Who are you? My guarantee? [He laughs and sits down. An orange light appears in his body]

Farnsworth: For God's safe, Bender! Keep dancing, keep whooping it up! [Bender dances and the light turns off] You must burn off the doomsday energy as fast as it produces, or it will build yo critical levels.

Bender: You don't mean...

Farnsworth: Oh, but I do. If you stop partying for a single second, you'll explode and kill everyone here in a fireball of melting gears and splatted bowels.

Bender: Sounds like a party, baby! [He dances]

Fry: Hey! Speaking of splatted bowels, can I cook you a romantic dinner tonight, Leela?... Where's Leela? [Leela gets out of the machine] Is she OK? Why "isn't she awknowledge" my dinner offer?

Farnsworth: Something's wrong! She's not responding to my poking stick. [He pokes her with a stick]

Fry: Poke harder, damn it!

Farnsworth: I'm poking as hard as I can! I'm sorry, Fry, [He takes out a device] but I'm afraid Leela is in an irreversible coma.

[Fry is worried]

Bender: [Dancing and singing] Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma, chameleon!

[Scene: Robot Arms Apts]
[Cut to: Fry is with two Lego figures of himself and Leela]

Fry: My soul mate is gone. Why should I go on living?

Bender: Because the pain slowly fades but love is forever. [He is still dancing]