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|written by=[[Michael Rowe]] | |written by=[[Michael Rowe]] | ||
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:''[Opening Credits: Dictated But Not Read.]'' | :''[Opening Credits: Dictated But Not Read.]'' | ||
:''['''Scene: [[Amy's apartment]]'''] | :''['''Scene:''' [[Amy's apartment]] [[Kif]] and [[Amy]] are watching Channel √2 News.]'' | ||
:'''[[Linda]]''': ''[on tv]'' We now go live to our eye-in-the-sky hovercopter on the scene of that terrible hovercopter crash. Jim? | |||
:'''[[Jim]]''' ''[on tv]'' ''[Still in the burning hovercopter.]'' The scene is not good, Linda. I've just learned that my last words were: back to you, Linda. | |||
:'''Linda''': ''[on tv]'' ''[She laughs]'' One for the blooper reel. | |||
:'''Kif''': The news is so violent. Let's watch ''Rachael Ray'' instead. No, wait. There might be chopping. | |||
:'''Amy''': God, what a wuss. Stop being such a spineless jellyfish. | |||
:'''Kif''': You know full well that I am more closely related to the {{w|sea cucumber}}. | |||
:'''Amy''': Not where it counts. | |||
:'''[[Morbo''': ''[on tv]'' I hated Jim! In other news, our city's urine-soaked walls have been desicrated by a mysterious tile-work graffiti artist. | |||
:'''Linda''': ''[on tv]'' Police have not idea who is behind this innovative scourge of public art | |||
:''[On the TV, an example of the graffiti is shown. It looks like Bender]'' | |||
:''['''Scene: New New York street. Bender is lowering himself using cables. | |||
:'''[[Bender]]''' ''[He chuckles maliciously and spreads grout onto a wall. He then makes a tile version of his head]'' That is one sexy bridge abutment. | |||
:''[Time lapse. Bender is putting tile graffiti in various places. A hoverbus stop, Nixon's campaign poster and a hovertube station. At a freeway, Bender graffitis part of a sign so that it now reads "Free Corn"]'' | |||
:'''[[Hyper-Chicken]]''': Free corn? That'll suit me just fine. ''[He crashes his hovercar and clucks loudly]'' | |||
:''[Bender is still putting graffiti on various buildings.]'' | |||
:'''Bender''': The key is knowing precisely where to strike. ''[The last building turns out to be URL's back]'' Oops | |||
:'''[[URL]]''': Well, well. Time to beat him his rights. ''[He and [[Smitty]] take out their lightsabers and being hitting Bender.]'' | |||
:'''Smitty''': You know, that don't look half bad on your buttocks. | |||
:'''URL''': It does kinda class-up the place. | |||
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| Written by | Michael Rowe |
| Transcribed by | Teyrn of Highever |
- [Opening Credits: Dictated But Not Read.]
- [Scene: Amy's apartment Kif and Amy are watching Channel √2 News.]
- Linda: [on tv] We now go live to our eye-in-the-sky hovercopter on the scene of that terrible hovercopter crash. Jim?
- Jim [on tv] [Still in the burning hovercopter.] The scene is not good, Linda. I've just learned that my last words were: back to you, Linda.
- Linda: [on tv] [She laughs] One for the blooper reel.
- Kif: The news is so violent. Let's watch Rachael Ray instead. No, wait. There might be chopping.
- Amy: God, what a wuss. Stop being such a spineless jellyfish.
- Kif: You know full well that I am more closely related to the sea cucumber.
- Amy: Not where it counts.
- [[Morbo: [on tv] I hated Jim! In other news, our city's urine-soaked walls have been desicrated by a mysterious tile-work graffiti artist.
- Linda: [on tv] Police have not idea who is behind this innovative scourge of public art
- [On the TV, an example of the graffiti is shown. It looks like Bender]
- ['Scene: New New York street. Bender is lowering himself using cables.
- Bender [He chuckles maliciously and spreads grout onto a wall. He then makes a tile version of his head] That is one sexy bridge abutment.
- [Time lapse. Bender is putting tile graffiti in various places. A hoverbus stop, Nixon's campaign poster and a hovertube station. At a freeway, Bender graffitis part of a sign so that it now reads "Free Corn"]
- Hyper-Chicken: Free corn? That'll suit me just fine. [He crashes his hovercar and clucks loudly]
- [Bender is still putting graffiti on various buildings.]
- Bender: The key is knowing precisely where to strike. [The last building turns out to be URL's back] Oops
- URL: Well, well. Time to beat him his rights. [He and Smitty take out their lightsabers and being hitting Bender.]
- Smitty: You know, that don't look half bad on your buttocks.
- URL: It does kinda class-up the place.