Transcript:Lethal Inspection

From The Infosphere, the Futurama Wiki
Revision as of 00:12, 5 March 2011 by Teyrn of Highever (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{transcript infobox |for=Lethal Inspection |written by=Lewis Morton |thanks to=Teyrn of Highever |prev ep= The Duh-Vinci Code |next ep= The Late Philip J. Fry }} :''[Opening...")
(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Transcript for
Lethal Inspection
Written byLewis Morton
Transcribed byTeyrn of Highever
[Opening Credits: Made you look!]
[Scene: Sith-il War Memorial. The crew are walking through the trees. They are dressed as Union soldiers. The Professor groans]

Professor Farnsworth: I fear I may not survive this war reenactment. We’re only twelve feet from the parking lot.

Fry: [standing in mud, surrounded by flies] This is every bit as fun as the real Civil War.

Leela: Not the Civil War private. We’re reinacting the Sith-il War. [She points to a plaque that says “Sith Invasion of 2865 Historic Site]

Fry: Sith? What the Hoth?

Bender: Enemy invaders! Up in yonder sky!

[A ship that looks like a TIE Bomber is landing infront of the crew. It is really a regular spaceship with cardboard attached to the front. The ship lands and nerds walk in front of the crew. They are all holding toy lightsabers]

Darth Stroyer: I am Darth Stroyer.

Fry: Darth Stroyer? That’s the stupidest name I’ve ever heard.

Leela: Let’s hear the rest.

Darth Trocious: Darth Trocious.

Darth Sploder: Darth Sploder.

Darth Urderer: Darth Urderer.

Darth Ithead: Darth Ithead. [His lightsaber malfunctions and he has to turn it back on]

Leela: Company! Attack!

[The crew and the nerds let out battle cries and attack each other. Hermes comes up with a desk on wheels]

Hermes: Don’t fire until you see the greens of their eyes! It saves on bullets.

[Everyone is attacking members of the other side. Fry and Darth Trocious are fighting each other but have to stop for Hattie and her dog. Scruffy is losing ground to Darth Stroyer]

Darth Stroyer: I shall rip out your heart and show it to you! [touches Scruffy with a lightsaber] It is done. Scruffy: The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. [He lays on the ground and acts dead.]