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'''Man''': (hysterical)It's not f-... (calmer)Well, lucky I know how to read brail.<br> | '''Man''': (hysterical)It's not f-... (calmer)Well, lucky I know how to read brail.<br> | ||
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===Episode 2=== | ===Episode 2=== | ||
'''Appearance''': [[I Dated a Robot|"I Dated a Robot" (3ACV15)]] | |||
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[opening credits]<br /> | |||
'''Announcer''': You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter ''the Scary Door''.<br /> | |||
[Scene: An elderly man wearing a green visor exits 3-Eyed Jack's Casino.]<br /> | |||
'''Announcer''': Please send the man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith. A professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.<br /> | |||
[While crossing the street, Clyde is hit by a car.]<br /> | |||
[Clyde wakes up in front of a slot machine. He pulls the lever and it comes up with three Bars.]<br /> | |||
'''Clyde''': (laughs) A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me; I must be in heaven! | |||
[He pulls the lever again, three Bars come up again.]<br /> | |||
'''Clyde''': A casino where I always win? That's boring. I must really be... [dramatic] In hell!<br /> | |||
[A man enters from offscreen.]<br /> | |||
'''Man''': No, Mr. Smith, you're not in heaven ''or'' hell. You're on an airplane!<br /> | |||
[Man opens curtain, revealing airplane windows. Clyde looks out the window and sees a gremlin on the wing, tearing out the wiring.]<br /> | |||
'''Clyde''': There's a gremlin destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me!<br /> | |||
'''Man''': Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!<br /> | |||
[Man holds up a mirror, revealing that Clyde's reflection is that of Hitler.]<br /> | |||
'''Clyde''': No!<br /> | |||
[Clyde is transformed into Hitler when he turns to the peson next to him.]<br /> | |||
'''Clyde''': Eva Braun, help me!<br /> | |||
[Eva Braun pulls off her face to reveal that she's actually a giant fly.]<br /> | |||
'''Clyde''': [screams] | |||
====Credits==== | ====Credits==== | ||
*'''Announcer''': [[Maurice LaMarche]] | *'''Announcer''': [[Maurice LaMarche]] | ||
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Description
The Scary Door is a program sometimes viewed by the characters on Futurama. It is a spoof of the classic science fiction TV series "The Twilight Zone."
Episodes
The Last Man On Earth
Appearance: "A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Transcript
[opening credits]
Announcer: You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of wierd mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.
[Scene: In a desolated world, a man with glasses walks through a library that was somehow spared from destruction.]
Announcer: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.
Man: Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity!
[He drops his glasses]
Man: It's not fair... (panicked) it's not fair! (calmer)Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books.
[As he reaches for a book, his eyes fall out]
Man: (hysterical)It's not f-... (calmer)Well, lucky I know how to read brail.
[His hands fall off. He screams, and then his tongue falls out. Then his head falls off.]
Announcer: Hey, look at that wierd mirror...
Credits
- Announcer: Maurice LaMarche
- Man: Maurice LaMarche
Episode 2
Appearance: "I Dated a Robot" (3ACV15)
Transcript
[opening credits]
Announcer: You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter the Scary Door.
[Scene: An elderly man wearing a green visor exits 3-Eyed Jack's Casino.]
Announcer: Please send the man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith. A professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
[While crossing the street, Clyde is hit by a car.]
[Clyde wakes up in front of a slot machine. He pulls the lever and it comes up with three Bars.]
Clyde: (laughs) A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me; I must be in heaven!
[He pulls the lever again, three Bars come up again.]
Clyde: A casino where I always win? That's boring. I must really be... [dramatic] In hell!
[A man enters from offscreen.]
Man: No, Mr. Smith, you're not in heaven or hell. You're on an airplane!
[Man opens curtain, revealing airplane windows. Clyde looks out the window and sees a gremlin on the wing, tearing out the wiring.]
Clyde: There's a gremlin destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me!
Man: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
[Man holds up a mirror, revealing that Clyde's reflection is that of Hitler.]
Clyde: No!
[Clyde is transformed into Hitler when he turns to the peson next to him.]
Clyde: Eva Braun, help me!
[Eva Braun pulls off her face to reveal that she's actually a giant fly.]
Clyde: [screams]
Credits
- Announcer: Maurice LaMarche
Episode 3
Appearance: "Unknown episode" (0ACV00)
Transcript
Credits
- Announcer: Maurice LaMarche