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====Transcript====
====Transcript====
[opening credits]<br>
[opening credits]<br>
'''Announcer:''': You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.<br>
'''Announcer:''': You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of wierd mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.<br>
[Scene: In a desolated world, a man with glasses walks through a library that was somehow spared from destruction.]<br>
[Scene: In a desolated world, a man with glasses walks through a library that was somehow spared from destruction.]<br>
'''Announcer''':As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.<br>
'''Announcer''':As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.<br>
'''Man''': Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity!<br>
'''Man''': Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity!<br>
[He drops his glasses]<br>
[He drops his glasses]<br>
'''Man''': It's not fair... (panicked) it's not fair! (calmer) Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books.<br>
'''Man''': It's not fair... (panicked) it's not fair! (calmer)Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books.<br>
[As he reaches for a book, his eyes fall out]<br>
[As he reaches for a book, his eyes fall out]<br>
'''Man''':  (hysterical)It's not f-... (calmer) Well, luckily I know how to read braille.<br>
'''Man''':  (hysterical)It's not f-... (calmer)Well, lucky I know how to read brail.<br>
[His hands fall off. He screams, and then his tongue falls out. Then his head falls off.]<br>
[His hands fall off. He screams, and then his tongue falls out. Then his head falls off.]<br>
'''Man''': Hey, look at that weird mirror...<br>
'''Man''': Hey, look at that wierd mirror...<br>


====Credits====
====Credits====
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===Episode 2===
===Episode 2===
{{Stub}}
{{Stub}}
'''Appearance''': [[3ACV15|I dated a robot]]
'''Appearance''': [[Unknown Episode|"Unknown episode" (0ACV00)]]
====Transcript====
====Transcript====
====Credits====
====Credits====
*'''Announcer''': [[Maurice LaMarche]]
*'''Announcer''': [[Maurice LaMarche]]
[[Image:AwaitingScreenie.jpg|right|thumb|Episode 3]]
[[Image:AwaitingScreenie.jpg|right|thumb|Episode 3]]
===Episode 3===
===Episode 3===
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Revision as of 01:53, 27 February 2006

Prepare to Enter: The Scary Door

Description

The Scary Door is a program sometimes viewed by the characters on Futurama. It is a spoof of the classic science fiction TV series "The Twilight Zone."



Episodes

Episode 1: The Last Man on Earth

The Last Man On Earth

Appearance: "A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)

Transcript

[opening credits]
Announcer:: You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of wierd mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.
[Scene: In a desolated world, a man with glasses walks through a library that was somehow spared from destruction.]
Announcer:As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.
Man: Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity!
[He drops his glasses]
Man: It's not fair... (panicked) it's not fair! (calmer)Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books.
[As he reaches for a book, his eyes fall out]
Man: (hysterical)It's not f-... (calmer)Well, lucky I know how to read brail.
[His hands fall off. He screams, and then his tongue falls out. Then his head falls off.]
Man: Hey, look at that wierd mirror...

Credits

Episode 2

Episode 2

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Appearance: "Unknown episode" (0ACV00)

Transcript

Credits

Episode 3

Episode 3

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Appearance: "Unknown episode" (0ACV00)

Transcript

Credits