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This article is about the musical appearance on ''Futurama''.  It is split up in two sections; ''Performed Songs'' and ''Playback''.
'''Soundtrack''' can refer to two lists:


== Performed Songs ==
*[[List of song performances]] - a list of songs performed by the characters.
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; <span id="shortname"></span>"Song title" - Original Artist (if it is an original song, write that instead)
: Performed by <list of characters on one line> in <episode>.
: If needed, write some notes/description here.
: Add here also lyrics.
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The shortname is for bookmark purpose, so we can link to a specific song from other articles.  This is only useful for songs with lyrics.
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''Performed Songs'' are songs performed by the characters on the show, both original and non-original songsListed by song title.


; "Daisy Bell" - Harry Dacre
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: Performed by [[Bender]] in ''[[Love and Rocket]]''.


; "Danny Boy" - Frederick Weatherly
[[Category:Futurama]]
: Performed by [[Dr. Zoidberg]] in ''[[A Pharaoh to Remember]]''.
[[Category:Music]]
 
; <span id="earth"></span>"Don't Mess With Earth" - Original Performance
: Performed by Head of the ACLU  in ''[[A Taste of Freedom]]''.
:'''Lyrics:'''
:You can eat my dog,
:You can eat my truck,
:But you eat my flag and you're out of luck!
:She's 'awaven proud around the world,
:From Dallas to Ft. Worth,
:Let me say it again...
:Don't mess with Earth!
:...Don't-mess-with-Earth.
:Kill Zoidberg!
 
; <span id="dont_worry"></span>"Don't Worry, Bee Happy" - Original Performance (to the tune of ''Don't Worry, Be Happy'')
: Performed by [[Amy Wong|Amy]], [[Bender]], [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]], [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]], [[Dr. Zoidberg]] and Bee in ''[[The Sting]]''.
: '''Lyrics:'''
: '''Amy''': In every life, we have some trouble.
: '''Bender''': But when you worry you make it double.
: '''Bender/Amy''': ''[singing]'' Don't worry! Bee happy! ''[Bender imitating bongoes]''
: '''Professor''': The landlords say your rent is late.
: '''Hermes''': You may have to litigate.
: '''Professor/Hermes/Bender''': Don't worry! ''[Bender opens his chest and releases a bee, which stings the Professor in the head]''
: '''Bee''': Bee...
: '''Professor''': Happy! ''[The Professor swells up and explodes. Zoidberg appears on a stage, his name displayed behind him in neon lights]''
: '''Zoidberg''': Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style, ladies vomit when I smile. But does Zoidberg worry? Feh, you wish! ''[The bee stings him]''
: '''Bee''': Bee...
: '''Zoidberg''': Happy! ''[He explodes. Hermes skates into view, carrying Amy]''
: '''Hermes''': Don't worry now, Amy! ''[The bee stings Hermes, who explodes. Amy skates up to the camera]''
: '''Amy''': Okay, I'm happy! ''[She is stung and explodes, revealing Bender standing on the table]''
: '''Bender''': Take us home, Bender! Don't worry! ''[The bee stings him]''
: '''Bee''': Bee...
: '''Bender''': Happy! ''[Bender explodes into a firework display. When the smoke clears, everyone is sitting around as if nothing had happened]''
: '''Leela''': ''[short pause]'' Uh, were you just singing?
: '''Bender''': No, I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing. Court order.
 
; <span id="bureaucrat"></span>"Bureaucrat Song" - Original Performance
: Performed by [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]], [[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]], [[Dr. Zoidberg]], [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]], [[Leela]], [[Bender]], [[Morgan Proctor]] in ''[[How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back]]''.
: '''Lyrics:'''
: '''Hermes''': When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town
: with a foot and a half of water
: Everyone was alright, but I cried all night
: It blew my alphabet blocks out of order
: And they say this boy’s born to be a bureaucrat
: Born to be all obsessive and snotty
: I made my friends and relations file long applications
: To get into my tenth birthday party.
: '''LaBarbara''': But something changed when my man turned pro.
: '''Hermes''': I was sorting but I wasn't smilin'
: '''LaBarbara''': He forgot that it's not about badges and ranks
: '''Hermes''': It's supposed to be about the filin'!
: People,
: We didn't choose to be bureaucrats
: No, that's what our mighty Ja made us
: We treat people like swine and make them stand in line
: Even if nobody paid us
: They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats
: They say we're anal, compulsive and weird
: But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love
: Even if it's not a good idea
: Zoidberg!
: '''Zoidberg''': They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon
: '''Farnsworth''': They poopooed my electric frankfurter
: '''Leela''': They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye
: '''Bender''': I am Bender please insert girder
: '''Hermes''': Everybody sing Jamaica!
: '''All''': Jamaica!
: '''Hermes''': Just the bureaucrats - Jamaica!
: '''Bureaucrats''': Jamaica!
: '''Hermes''': The grade nineteens!
: '''Morgan Proctor''': ...Jamaica.
: '''Hermes''': Sing me home,
: When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love
: Even if it's not a good idea!
 
; <span id="xmas_2"></span>"Elves' Xmas Song" - Original Performance
: Performed by [[Bender]], [[Leela]], [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Neptunian Elves]], [[Robot Santa]] in ''[[A Tale of Two Santas]]''.
:'''Lyrics:'''
: '''Neptunian Elves:''' We are free and barely sober
: With so many toys to build
: The machines are kind of tricky
: Probably someone will be killed
: But we gladly work for nothing
: '''Fry:''' Which is good because we don't intend to pay
: '''Neptunian Elves:''' The elves are back to work today
: Hooray!
: We have just a couple hours
: To make several billion gifts
: And the labor isn't easy
: '''Leela:''' Then you'll all work triple shifts
: You can make the job go quicker
: If you turn up the controls to super speed
: '''Neptunian Elves:''' It's back to work on Xmas eve
: Hooray.
: '''Leela:''' And though your cold and sore and ugly
: Your pride will mask the pain
: '''Fry:''' Let my happy smile warm your hearts
: '''Neptunian Elf:''' There's a toy lodged in my brain
: '''Neptunian Elves:''' We are getting awfully tired
: And we can't work any faster
: And we're very, very sorry
: '''Bender:''' Why you selfish little bastards!
: Do you want the kids to think
: That santas just a crummy empty handed jerk?!
: Then shut your yaps and back to work!
: '''Neptunian Elves:''' Now it's very nearly Xmas
: And we done the best we could
: '''Fry:''' These toy soldiers are poorly painted
: '''Leela:''' And they're made from inferior wood
: '''Bender:''' I should give you all a beating
: But i really have to fly
: '''Robot Santa:''' If I weren't stuck here frozen
: I'd harpoon you in the eye
: '''Neptunian Elves:''' Now it's back into our tenements
: To drown ourselves in rye
: '''Leela:''' You did the best you could I guess
: And some of these gorillas are OK
: '''Neptunian Elves:''' HOORAY! (we're adequate!)
: '''All:'''  The elves have rescued Xmas day
: Hooray!
 
; <span id="xmas"></span>"The Fourth Day of Xmas" - Original Performance (To the tune of ''The Twelve Days of Christmas'')
: Performed by Bender, Tinny Tim, 2 robots in ''[[Xmas Story]]''.
:'''Lyrics:'''
:'''Bender:''' On the fourth day of Xmas I stole from that lady
:'''Robot 1:''' Four familiy photos
:'''Tinny Tim:''' Three jars of pennies
:'''Robot 2:''' Two former husbands
:'''Bender:''' And a slipper on a shoe-tree.
;<span id="railgun"></span>"I'll Shoot Her With My Railgun" - Original Performance (to the tune of ''She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain'')
:Performed by [[Bender]] in ''[[The Series Has Landed]]''
:'''Lyrics:'''
:'''Bender:''' Well I'll shoot her with my railgun when she comes.
:Yes, I'll shoot her with my railgun when she comes.
:Yes, I'll shoot her with my railgun, oh I'll shoot her with my railgun,
:Yes, I'll shoot her with my railgun when she comes, when she comes.
:I'll be blasting all the humans in the world,
:I'll be blasting all the humans in the world,
:I'll be blasting all the humans, I'll be blasting all the humans,
:I'll be blasting all the humans in the world, in the world.
 
; "Funky Town" - Lipps Inc.
: Performed by [[Morbo]] in ''[[Amazon Women in the Mood]]''.
 
; <span id="grunka_lunka"></span>"Grunka Lunka Songs" - Original Performance
: Performed by Grunka Lunkas in ''[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]''.
:'''Lyrics:'''
:Grunka Lunka dunkety doo
:We've got a friendly warning for you
:Grunka Lunka dunkety dasis
:The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis
:Asking questions in school is a great way to learn
:If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke
:We once found a guy face down in the Slurm
:It could easily happen again to you folk
:So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut
:Grunka Lunka Lunka dunkety dut!...
:...Grunka Lunka dunkety dingredient
:You should not ask about the secret ingredient!...
:...Grunka Lunka dunkety darmedguards...
 
; "Lola" - The Kinks
: Performed by [[Zapp Brannigan]] in ''[[Amazon Women in the Mood]]''.
: In Zapp's performance, the character of the original song (''Lola'') is exchanged with ''Leela''.
 
;<span id="justice_team_1"></span>"The New Justice Team part 1"
:Performed by ? in ''[[Less than Hero]]''
:'''Lyrics:'''
:Go, go, go New Justice Team
:Go team, go team, team team team
:Whose that newest Justice Team
:The New Justice Team
:Captain Yesterday is fast
:Also he is from the past
:Not just fast but from the past
:Captain Yesterday!
:Super King has all the powers of a King
:Plus all the power of Superman,
:Also he's a robot
:Ain't it cool? Super King you rule!
:Cloberella beats you up
:Cloberella beats you up
:Who does she beat up? You!
:Cloberella!
:Citizens, never fear
:Crazy do-good freaks are here
:Until they run out of steam...
:Miracle cream, miracle cream
:Gives the power to the team
:Its effects wear off for sure
:So they just slop on some more
:The New Justice Team!
 
;<span id="justice_team_2"></span>"The New Justice Team part 2"
:Performed by ? in ''[[Less than Hero]]''
:'''Lyrics:'''
:Go, go, go New Justice Team
:Fighting justice is their quest
:Super King, Cloberella
:And all the rest
:Here's to you new Justice Team
:Do the things that make a team
:Help each other do some things
:Winners don't use drugs!
:The New Justice Team!
 
; <span id="broken_friend"></span>"My Broken Friend" - Original Performance
: Performed by [[Bender]], Beck in ''[[Bendin' in the Wind]]''.
: '''Lyrics:'''
: '''Bender''': People say my broken friend is useless.
: But I say his mind is free.
: There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could be.
: '''Beck''': Kick it!
: '''Bender''': Well he could make a good hat rack,
: '''Beck''': He only has to stand there.
: '''Bender''': Or a cheap doorstop,
: '''Beck''': He doesn't need to move.
: '''Bender''': Or a great big giant thermos with a twist off top,
: '''Beck''': That would be good for soup.
: '''Bender''': He could be a storage closet for outdated pants.
: '''Beck''': I like 'em tight.
: '''Bender''': My broken friend could do it all,
: '''Beck & Bender''': Just give him a chance!
: '''Bender''': That robot has a tragic secret
: That I'd like to share.
: '''Beck''': For real?
: '''Bender''': My broken friend is closer to me than an ass to a chair.
: '''Beck''': Mmmm.
: '''Bender''': That robot's name I never told you...
: '''Beck''': What's that?
: '''Bender''': ... you could not foresee.
: '''Beck''': C'mon, give it up.
: '''Bender''': I sing it loud and sing it proud,
: '''Beck & Bender''': His name is you and me!
: '''Bender''': Don't melt me down into a crowbar,
: '''Beck''': It suffers alone,
: '''Bender''': Just 'cause I can't move my arms and legs. ''[He starts moving his arms and legs]''
: '''Beck''': Hey!
: '''Bender''': Or toss me into a trash can,
: '''Beck''': Bender, what are you doin'?
: '''Bender''': Just 'cause I can't cook you ham and eggs.
: '''Beck''': What are you doin'?
: '''Bender''': Don't crush me into an anchor,
: '''Beck''': Yo, what's the dilly-o?
: '''Bender''': Just 'cause I can't jump and dance and sing
: I'm telling you, my broken friend...
: Put your hands in the air like you just don't care!
: I'm telling you my broken friend
: Can do most anything!
: Yeah!
 
; <span id="pharaoh"></span>"Pharaoh's Funeral Song" - Original Performance
: Performed by Elton John look alike in ''[[A Pharaoh to Remember]]''.
:'''Lyrics:'''
:Pharaoh my god-king
:you are cold and deceased,
:Are you still half insane?...
:...Ph-Ph-Ph-Pharoh and his pets...
:...but the years went by and Pharaoh died,
:Suzy went and joined him in the afterlife...
 
; <span id="popplers"></span>"Popplers Song" - Original Performance (to the tune of ''Sailor's Hornpipe'')
: Performed by [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]], [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] in ''[[The Problem with Popplers]]''
: '''Lyrics:'''
: Pop a Poppler in your mouth,
: When you come to Fishy Joe's,
: What they're made of is a mystery,
: Where they come from, no one knows.
: You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em,
: You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em,
: And if you promise not to sue us,
: You can shove one up your nose.
 
; <span id="robot_hell"></span>"Robot Hell" - Original Performance
: Performed by Bender, Robt Devil, Beastie Boys, Fry, Leela in ''[[Hell is Other Robots]]''.
:'''Lyrics:'''
:'''Robot Devil:''' Cigars are evil you won't miss 'em we'll find ways to simulate that smell
:What a sorry fella rapped up in smoke like a pandella,
:Here on Level One of Robot Hell!
:'''Robot Devil:''' Gamblings wrong and so is cheating so is forging foney I.O.U's
:Lets let lady luck decide what type of torture's justified
:I'm pit boss here on Level Two!
:Ooh deep fried robot!
:'''Bender:''' Just tell me why!
:'''Robot Devil''' Just read this 55 page warrant.
:'''Bender:''' There must be [[robot]]s worse than I
:'''Robot Devil:''' We checked around, there really aren't.
:'''Bender:''' Then please let me explain my crimes were mearly boyish pranks
:'''Robot Devil:''' You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
:'''Bender:''' Oh don't blame me blame my up-bringing.
:'''Robot Devil:''' Please stop sinning while I'm singing.
:'''Robot Devil:''' Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive.
:'''Beastie Boys:''' Hey Bender, gonna make some noise
:With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys
:Thats what ya, what ya, what ya get on Level Five!
:'''Fry:''' I don't feel well.
:'''Leela:''' Its up to us to rescue him.
:'''Fry:''' Maybe he likes it here in Hell.
:'''Leela:''' Its us who tempted him to sin.
:'''Fry:''' Maybe he's back at the motel.
:'''Leela:''' Come on Fry now don't be scared
:I'm sure at least one of us will be spared
:So just sit back and enjoy the ride.
:'''Fry:''' My ass has blisters from the slide!
:'''Robot Devil:''' Fencing Diamonds, Fixing cockfights
:Publishing indescent magazines
:You'll pay for every crime
:Knee deep in electric slime
:You'll suffer till the end of time
:Enduring tortures most of which rhyme
:Trapped forever here in Robot Hell
 
; <span id="santa"></span>"Santa Claus is Gunning you Down" - Original Performance (To the tune of ''Santa Claus is Coming to Town'')
: Performed by the Planet Express crew in ''[[Xmas Story]]''.
:'''Lyrics:'''
:'''Amy:''' He knows when you are sleeping,
:'''Professor Farnsworth:''' He knows when you're on the can,
:'''Leela:''' He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
:'''Zoidberg:''' Oh,
:'''Hermes:''' You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,
:'''Bender:''' you're better off Dead, I'm telling you, dude.
:'''Fry:''' Santa Claus is gunning you down!
 
; <span id="single_female_lawyer"></span>"Single Female Lawyer Tune" - Original Performance
: Performed by Bender in ''[[When Aliens Attack]]''.
:This is the theme Bender sang for the hastily-constructed season finale made to appease the Omicronians who had invaded Earth. It is not known if the real show had a sung theme, or if it was anything like this one.
:'''Lyrics:'''
:Single Female Lawyer,
:Fighting for her client,
:Wearing sexy miniskirts,
:And being self-reliant.
:Single Female Lawyer,
:Having lots of sex&mdash;
 
; "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
: Performed by [[Kif Kroker]] in ''[[Amazon Women in the Mood]]''.
 
; <span id="tonight"></span>"TV Party Tonight" - Original Performance (To the tune of ''TV Party Tonight'' by Black Flag)
: Performed by Bender, Professor Farnsworth, Fry, Leela, Zoidberg, Hermes, Cubert, Dwight, Tinny Tim in ''[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]''.
:'''Lyrics:'''
:'''Bender:''' TV party tonight!
:'''Professor Farnsworth:''' Eh Wha?
:'''Bender:''' TV party tonight!
:'''Professor Farnsworth:''' Oh!
:'''Fry:''' We've got nothing better to do
:'''Leela:''' Than watch TV and have a couple of brews
:'''Zoidberg:''' Don't want to talk about anything else
:'''Fry:''' We don't wanna know!
:'''Professor Farnsworth:''' We're dedicated, yes
:'''Hermes:''' To our favorite shows!
:'''Cubert:''' All My Circuits!
:'''Dwight:''' Everybody Loves Hypno-Toad!
:'''Tinny Tim:''' Scary Door!
:'''Leela:''' Blernesday Night Blernsball!
:'''Bender:''' Futurama!
 
; <span id="wagon"></span>"Wagon Song" - Original Performance
: Performed by [[Bender]] in ''[[Where the Buggalo Roam]]''.
:'''Lyrics:'''
:We've got a right to pick a little fight with rustlers,
:Somebody wants to pick a fight with us,
:He'd better bite my ass.
 
; <span id="whaler_song"></span>"Whaler Song" - Original Performance
: Performed by Whalers on the Moon in ''[[The Series Has Landed]]''.
:'''Lyrics:'''
:We're whalers on the moon,
:We carry a harpoon,
:For they ain't no whales
:So we tell tall tales
:And sing our whaling tune.
 
== Playback ==
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; "Title" - Original artist
: In <episode(s)>
: If needed, write some notes/description here.
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''Playback'' is songs/musical tunes not performed by the characters on the show.  This also includes classical and instrumental parts.  But to limit on background music, only where it has a reference and/or an importance.  Listed by title.
 
; "Also sprach Zarathustra" - Richard Strauss
: In ''[[Godfellas]]'', ''[[The Sting]]''
 
; "Mmmbop" - Hanson
: In ''[[Anthology of Interest I]]''
 
; "Oh, Pretty Woman" - Roy Orbison
: In ''[[The Cyber House Rules]]''
 
; "She's a Lady" - Tom Jones
: In ''[[Bend Her]]''
 
; "TV Party Tonight" - Black Flag
: In ''[[Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television]]''
 
; "We'll Meet Again" - Vera Lynn
: In ''[[A Big Piece of Garbage]]''
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Latest revision as of 23:40, 25 July 2011

Soundtrack can refer to two lists:

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