Ron Whitey
| Secondary character | |
| Ron Whitey | |
|---|---|
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| Species | Human |
| Planet of origin | Earth |
| Profession | Judge |
| First appearance | "A Tale of Two Santas" (3ACV03)  |
| Voiced by | [[Billy West|Billy West]][[Category:Characters voiced by Billy West|Ron Whitey]] |
Ron Whitey is a judge. A parodic archetype of the worldview, values, and mannerisms of a "country-club WASP", Judge Whitey is very rich, seems to lack morals. Whitey is preoccupied with money and wealth, but does not know what a bank is until his caddy's chauffeur informs him that "a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested." Judge Whitey is also the reason that the Institute for Criminally Insane Humans is full, and is reminded this by a baliff, who says "That facility has been full ever since you declared that being poor was a mental illness". He notes in that episode that "the only poor people I want to hear about are the people who tend to my pores at the spa". He also believes "You're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog".
Additional info
Trivia
- He is one of the few characters who are drawn with eyebrows.
- He was run over by Calculon before The Beast with a Billion Backs and sentenced him to community service.
Quotes
- Whitey: The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddie's chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money.