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*[[Xmas Time Is Fear|"Xmas Time Is Fear" (US#006)]] | *[[Xmas Time Is Fear|"Xmas Time Is Fear" (US#006)]] | ||
*[[Twice Told Tales Of Interest|Twice Told Tales Of Interest (US#024)]] | |||
==The Xmas Song== | ==The Xmas Song== | ||
Revision as of 19:04, 9 February 2007
Species: Robot
Planet of Origin: Earth (lives on Neptune)
Age: 203<br\>
Voiced by: John Goodman, John DiMaggio<br\>
Biography
Robot Santa Claus was built in 2801 by the Friendly Robot Company. He designers intended him to deliver gifts to all the good people of Earth on Xmas Eve. However, due to a glitch in his judgement circuits, he invariably judges everyone to be naughty (one exception is Zoidberg) - and then he tries to kill them.
Santa Claus spends most of the year living in his Death Fortress on Neptune. His fortress is surrounded and inhabited by Neptunian workers. These workers growth is stunted by the lack of food, so they reach an adult height of only a few feet (as opposed to a healthy Neptunian, such as Elzar, who is comparable in height to a human) and they are all unemployed since the toy factory closed down because of Robot Santa's malfunction.
Additional Info
Appearances
- "Xmas Story" (2ACV04)
- "A Tale of Two Santas" (3ACV03)
- "Xmas Time Is Fear" (US#006)
- Twice Told Tales Of Interest (US#024)
The Xmas Song
He knows if you've been sleeping,<br\> he knows when you're on the can,<br\> he'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.<br\> Oh, You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,<br\> you're better off Dead, I'm telling you, dude.<br\> Santa Claus is gunning you down!<br\> ~Traditional Xmas song