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*'''Robot Santa''': You dare bribe Santa! I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!
 
*'''Robot Santa''': You dare bribe Santa! I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!
 
*'''Robot Santa''': Fry and Leela, you've both been very naughty! I checked my list.
 
*'''Robot Santa''': Fry and Leela, you've both been very naughty! I checked my list.
'''Fry''': Well... Check it twice!
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**'''Fry''': Well... Check it twice!
'''Robot Santa''': I perform over fifty mega-checks per second!  
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**'''Robot Santa''': I perform over fifty mega-checks per second!  
 
*'''Robot Santa''': You have all been very naughty, very naughty indeed! Except you Dr. Zoidberg, this is for you.
 
*'''Robot Santa''': You have all been very naughty, very naughty indeed! Except you Dr. Zoidberg, this is for you.
'''Zoidberg''': A pogo stick!
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**'''Zoidberg''': A pogo stick!
 
*'''Robot Santa''': Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missile!
 
*'''Robot Santa''': Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missile!
 
*'''Robot Santa''': I'm going to tear off your skin like wrapping paper and deck the halls with your guts!
 
*'''Robot Santa''': I'm going to tear off your skin like wrapping paper and deck the halls with your guts!

Revision as of 21:51, 23 July 2010

Secondary character
Robot Santa Claus
Santa Claus.jpg
Age213
Date of birth2801
SpeciesRobot
Planet of originEarth, resident on Neptune
ProfessionHoliday figure
First appearance"Xmas Story" (2ACV04)
Episode
Voices
In "Xmas Story"John Goodman
AfterwardsJohn DiMaggio

Robot Santa Claus was built in 2801 by Mom's Friendly Robot Company. His designers intended him to deliver gifts to all the good people of Earth on Xmas Eve. However, due to a glitch in his judgment circuits, his standards are impossibly high, and he invariably judges everyone to be naughty (one exception is Zoidberg, to whom he gave a pogo stick) - and then he tries to kill them.

Santa Claus spends most of the year living in his Death Fortress on Neptune. His fortress is surrounded by a small town inhabited by Neptunian workers. These workers growth is stunted by the lack of food, so they reach an adult height equivalent to the height of a human knee (as opposed to a healthy Neptunian, such as Elzar, who is comparable in height to a human) and they are all unemployed since the toy factory closed down because of Robot Santa's malfunction.

He took part in the Battle for Earth, 3007 (alongside his holiday counterparts Kwanzaa-bot and Chanukah Zombie forming the Holiday Trinity) as the Scammer Aliens scammed him, making him too miserable for murder.

Known assets

Additional Info

Trivia

  • The Robot Santa Claus is the second Build a Bot in the Toynami Futurama Figures. From Series 4 to 6, you are able to collect parts of this toy, to assemble yourself.
    • An exclusive Robot Santa figure was released on July 2008, at the SDCC. It is the same as the Build a Bot version.
  • Zoidberg is the only character that he considers nice.

Quotes

  • Robot Santa: Ho, ho, ho! It's time to get jolly on your naughty asses!
  • Robot Santa: I'll be back when you least expect it. Next Xmas!
  • Robot Santa: You dare bribe Santa! I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!
  • Robot Santa: Fry and Leela, you've both been very naughty! I checked my list.
    • Fry: Well... Check it twice!
    • Robot Santa: I perform over fifty mega-checks per second!
  • Robot Santa: You have all been very naughty, very naughty indeed! Except you Dr. Zoidberg, this is for you.
    • Zoidberg: A pogo stick!
  • Robot Santa: Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missile!
  • Robot Santa: I'm going to tear off your skin like wrapping paper and deck the halls with your guts!

Appearances