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''[[Futurama]]'' is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout [[New New York]], and [[Earth]]'s many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show. | ''[[Futurama]]'' is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout [[New New York]], and [[Earth]]'s many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[The Lesser of Two Evils]]" <br> | '''First Appearance''': "[[The Lesser of Two Evils]]" <br> | ||
'''Description''': "The fatal spore with the funny name!" <br> | '''Description''': "The fatal spore with the funny name!" <br> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== Hal's Roach Bombs === | |||
{{see|Hal's Roach Bombs}} | |||
[[File:Hal's Roach Bombs.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Stench and Stenchibility]]" <br> | |||
'''Description''': A brand of {{w|fogger}}. <br> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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=== Lightspeed Briefs === | === Lightspeed Briefs === | ||
{{see|Lightspeed Briefs}} | {{see|Lightspeed Briefs}} | ||
[[File:Lightspeed briefs. | [[File:Lightspeed briefs game.png|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance:''' "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance:''' "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They are advertised for in dreams.<br /> | '''Description''': Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They are advertised for in dreams.<br /> | ||
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[[File:10 blank robots.jpg|right|150px]] | [[File:10 blank robots.jpg|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance:''' "[[I Dated a Robot]]"<br> | '''First Appearance:''' "[[I Dated a Robot]]"<br> | ||
'''Description:''' Generic | '''Description:''' Generic {{robot}} bodies into which a celebrity personality, such as [[Lucy Liu's head|Lucy Liu]], can be downloaded. Mac formatted.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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[[File:QTMcwiskers.png|right|150px]] | [[File:QTMcwiskers.png|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Mother's Day]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[Mother's Day]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': An invention of | '''Description''': An invention of Professor Farnsworth. Intended to be a children's toy, it shoots rainbows from its eyes and meows when petted. However, [[Mom]] modified the invention into a weapon.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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=== Bachelor Chow === | === Bachelor Chow === | ||
{{see|Bachelor Chow}} | {{see|Bachelor Chow}} | ||
[[File:Bachelor | [[File:Bachelor chow game.png|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!<br /> | '''Description''': Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!<br /> | ||
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'''Type''': Commercial.<br /> | '''Type''': Commercial.<br /> | ||
'''Slogans''': "Bean-Bay Beans: They're The Beaniest!", "Bean-Bay frijoles: los frijoles de los reyes." | '''Slogans''': "Bean-Bay Beans: They're The Beaniest!", "Bean-Bay frijoles: los frijoles de los reyes." | ||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} | ||
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[[File:Big Pink.jpg|right|150px]] | [[File:Big Pink.jpg|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham". The name alludes to the chewing gum brand {{w|Big Red}}<br /> | '''Description''': A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham". The name alludes to the chewing gum brand {{w|Big Red (gum)|Big Red}}.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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[[File:Zapp drinking Derrier beer.png|right|150px]] | [[File:Zapp drinking Derrier beer.png|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance''': "[[In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A brand of mineral water. | '''Description''': A brand of mineral water. Its name is a parody of {{w|Perrier}}.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''Description''': A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand {{w|Kibbles 'n Bits}}.<br /> | '''Description''': A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand {{w|Kibbles 'n Bits}}.<br /> | ||
'''Slogan''': "If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!"<br /> | '''Slogan''': "If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!"<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to {{w|Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company#Brands|Wrigley's Chewing Gum}} albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized, and is obviously a play on words of the chemical 'liquid nitrogen'.<br /> | '''Description:''' A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to {{w|Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company#Brands|Wrigley's Chewing Gum}} albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized, and is obviously a play on words of the chemical 'liquid nitrogen'.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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[[File:Monsieur Carton.jpg|right|150px]] | [[File:Monsieur Carton.jpg|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Spanish Fry]]"<br> | '''First Appearance''': "[[Spanish Fry]]"<br> | ||
'''Description''': A brand of boxed wine. It is [[French]] for "''Mister Cardboard''" | '''Description''': A brand of boxed wine. It is [[French language|French]] for "''Mister Cardboard''".<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[The Series Has Landed]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A [[Luna Park]] version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.<br /> | '''Description''': A [[Luna Park]] version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance:''' ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br> | '''First Appearance:''' ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br> | ||
'''Description:''' An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to {{w|Red Bull}} Energy Drink.<br> | '''Description:''' An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to {{w|Red Bull}} Energy Drink.<br> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[War Is the H-Word]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand ''Bubble Yum'' as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs. <br /> | '''Description''': A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand ''Bubble Yum'' as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs. <br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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[[File:Steak Dinner.png|right|150px]] | [[File:Steak Dinner.png|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance''': "[[A Clockwork Origin]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[A Clockwork Origin]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': Manufactured by {{w|Bristol-Myers Squibb}}. | '''Description''': Manufactured by {{w|Bristol-Myers Squibb}}. Each pill contains 40mg steak and 10mg fixin's, which can be rehydrated into a steak dinner.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''Description''': Boxes of cookies. Each box contains packs labelled "Top", "Middle" and "Bottom", which respectively contain one cookie, a circle of cream and another cookie. They are then meant to be put into a special machine and compressed, forming an {{w|Oreo}}-like cookie.<br /> | '''Description''': Boxes of cookies. Each box contains packs labelled "Top", "Middle" and "Bottom", which respectively contain one cookie, a circle of cream and another cookie. They are then meant to be put into a special machine and compressed, forming an {{w|Oreo}}-like cookie.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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=== Alcoholic beverages === | |||
==== Bendërbrāu ==== | |||
[[File:Benderbrau.jpg|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A cold-fusion steam beer brewed by the {{Planet Express|crew}} inside [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender's]] body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.<br /> | |||
'''Trivia''': The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand '''Löwenbräu''' albeit the '''ë''' and '''{{w|ā}}''' does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be '''Benderbräu'''.<br /><!-- Note people; there is a line, not an umlaut, over the a. There is a difference. --> | |||
'''Type''': Homebrewed. <br /> | |||
'''Slogan''': "Let's get drunk!" | |||
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==== Klein's Beer ==== | |||
[[File:Kleins Beer.jpg|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre {{w|Klein bottle|bottle}}.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
==== LöBrau Beer ==== | |||
[[File:LoBrau.jpg|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br> | |||
'''Description''': A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millennium. Its name parodies {{w|Löwenbräu}} beer which is very popular in the United States; it is also a play on words of the phrase "low brow", which describes a person who has uncultivated or nonintellectual tastes.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
==== Maltese Liquor ==== | |||
{{see|Maltese Liquor}} | |||
[[File:Maltese Liquor.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Law and Oracle]]"<br> | |||
'''Description''': The strongest and most valuable type of liquor. It is fatal to anybody but robots and {{w|Billy Dee Williams}}.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Specialty. | |||
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==== Olde Fortran Malt Liquor ==== | |||
[[File:Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.jpg|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender. The name is a reference to the computer language ''Fortran'' and the {{w|Olde English 800|Olde English}} malt liquor.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
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==== Pabst Blue Robot ==== | |||
[[File:Pabst Blue Robot.jpg|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Space Pilot 3000]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
==== Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager ==== | |||
[[File:Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager.jpg|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand {{w|Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams}}.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
==== St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl ==== | |||
[[File:Saint Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl.jpg|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Route of All Evil]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A brand of beer. A dual reference to a quantum mechanics principle ({{w|Pauli exclusion principle|Pauli Exclusion Principle}}) and real beer brand {{w|St. Pauli Girl}}.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
===== See also ===== | |||
* [[:Category:Things named after saints]] | |||
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[[File:Pi-in-1 oil.jpg|right|150px]] | [[File:Pi-in-1 oil.jpg|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]"<br> | '''First Appearance:''' "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]"<br> | ||
'''Description:''' Ship oil. Seems to have 3.14159 oils combined into 1.<br /> | '''Description:''' Ship oil. Seems to have 3.14159 oils combined into 1. A reference to {{w|3-In-1 Oil}}.<br /> | ||
'''Type:''' Commercial. | '''Type:''' Commercial. | ||
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[[File:All Purpose Spray.jpg|right|150px]] | [[File:All Purpose Spray.jpg|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]"<br> | '''First Appearance:''' "[[Roswell that Ends Well]]"<br> | ||
'''Description:''' A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis, Christmas lights, and early 20th century army fatigues.<br /> | '''Description:''' A {{cat|spray}} that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis, Christmas lights, and early 20th century army fatigues.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Unknown; possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation. | '''Type''': Unknown; possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation. | ||
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=== Femmzoil === | === Femmzoil === | ||
{{see|Femmzoil}} | |||
[[File:Female robot oil.png|right|150px]] | [[File:Female robot oil.png|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Bend Her]]"<br> | '''First Appearance:''' "[[Bend Her]]"<br> | ||
'''Description:''' The | '''Description:''' The {{robot}} fluid found in [[fembot]]s.<br> The name is a reference to the automotive oil Pennzoil. | ||
'''Type''': Unknown. | '''Type''': Unknown. | ||
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=== Fleur de Liz Parfum === | |||
{{see|Fleur de Liz Parfum}} | |||
[[File:Fleur de Liz Parfum.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance:''' "[[Stench and Stenchibility]]"<br> | |||
'''Description:''' A brand of perfume.<br> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
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=== Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil === | === Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil === | ||
{{see|Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil}} | {{see|Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil}} | ||
[[File:Robot Oil. | [[File:Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil game.png|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance''': "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[A Fishful of Dollars]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': Produced by [[MomCorp]], | '''Description''': Produced by [[MomCorp]], Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil is the most popular oil brand.<br /> | ||
'''Slogan''': "Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand."<br /> | '''Slogan''': "Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand."<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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== Medicine and healthcare products == | == Medicine and healthcare products == | ||
=== Dr. FlimFlam's | === Band-Ape === | ||
{{see|Dr. FlimFlam's | {{see|Band-Ape}} | ||
[[File:Band-Ape.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Stench and Stenchibility]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A brand of bandages for {{cat|monkey}}s.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
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=== Cavitar Toothpaste === | |||
{{see|Cavitar Toothpaste}} | |||
[[File:Cavitar Toothpaste.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Murder on the Planet Express]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A brand of toothpaste that Fry uses.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
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=== Dr. FlimFlam's miracle cream === | |||
{{see|Dr. FlimFlam's miracle cream}} | |||
[[File:FlimFlam2.jpg|right|150px]] | [[File:FlimFlam2.jpg|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance | '''First Appearance''': "[[Less than Hero]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description | '''Description''': A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
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=== Good News === | |||
{{see|Good News}} | |||
[[File:Good News.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[T.: The Terrestrial]]"<br/ > | |||
'''Description''': A brand of {{cat|plant|herbal}} {{cat|dietary supplement|supplement}}.<br/ > | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[Fry Am the Egg Man]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[Fry Am the Egg Man]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A pocket dispenser that dispenses tablets that remedy heart attacks. Its name is a reference to {{w|C. Everett Koop}}, a Surgeon General from the 20th century; Koop dispensers have a likeness of Koop's head at its upper tip. The Koop dispenser is an overall reference to the candy dispenser {{w|Pez}}.<br /> | '''Description''': A pocket dispenser that dispenses tablets that remedy heart attacks. Its name is a reference to {{w|C. Everett Koop}}, a Surgeon General from the 20th century; Koop dispensers have a likeness of Koop's head at its upper tip. The Koop dispenser is an overall reference to the candy dispenser {{w|Pez}}.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== Newmar's Own Catnip === | |||
{{See|Newmar's Own Catnip}} | |||
[[File:Newmar's Own Catnip.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[31st Century Fox]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A brand of catnip.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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=== Robo Fresh === | === Robo Fresh === | ||
[[File:Robo-fresh.jpg|right|150px]] | [[File:Robo-fresh.jpg|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance | '''First Appearance''': "[[I, Roommate]]"<br> | ||
'''Description | '''Description''': A {{robot}} hygiene product that at one point sponsored ''[[All My Circuits]]''.<br> | ||
'''Slogan | '''Slogan''': "Robo Fresh, designed by a robot, for a robot."<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[...But Deliver Us to Evil!]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[...But Deliver Us to Evil!]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A magazine. It publishes an annual "Best of" list covering a wide area of categories.<br/> | '''Description''': A magazine. It publishes an annual "Best of" list covering a wide area of categories.<br/> | ||
'''Slogan''': "For the discriminated New New Yorker." | '''Slogan''': "For the discriminated New New Yorker."<br/> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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=== ''Book of Pickup Lines'' === | |||
{{see|Book of Pickup Lines}} | |||
[[File:Book of Pickup Lines.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Amazon Women in the Mood]]" <br /> | |||
'''Description''': A book of lines to help seduce women.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Homemade. | |||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A handbook for captaining a vessel. Contains a pop-up sextant.<br/> | '''Description''': A handbook for captaining a vessel. Contains a pop-up sextant.<br/> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
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=== ''A Child's Garden of Space Legends'' === | |||
{{see|A Child's Garden of Space Legends}} | |||
[[File:A Child's Garden of Space Legends.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A children's book featuring stories including [[Fountain of Aging|The Fountain of Aging]].<br/> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
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=== ''Code of Conduct for Cannibalism'' === | |||
{{see|Code of Conduct for Cannibalism}} | |||
[[File: Code of Conduct for Cannibalism.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Deep South]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A manual on what to do in emergencies.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
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=== ''Coronation Oath: Vol. 1'' === | |||
{{see|Coronation Oath: Vol. 1}} | |||
[[File: Coronation Oath Vol 1.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[My Three Suns]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A book explaining the laws on [[Trisol]].<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
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=== ''Dances of the Ancient Bronx'' === | |||
{{see|Dances of the Ancient Bronx}} | |||
[[File:Dances of the Ancient Bronx.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Jurassic Bark]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A book on ancient dances including {{w|Hustle (dance)|The Hustle}}.<br/> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A comic book written and inked by [[Philip J. Fry]].<br/> | '''Description''': A comic book written and inked by [[Philip J. Fry]].<br/> | ||
'''Type''': Homemade (may be commercial, as [[Grrrl]] bought a [[Farnsworth | '''Type''': Homemade (may be commercial, as [[Grrrl]] bought a [[Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray]], which is advertised in the book). | ||
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=== ''Earth in the Balance'' === | === ''Earth in the Balance'' === | ||
[[File:Harry Potter | [[File:Harry Potter.png|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Crimes of the Hot]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[Crimes of the Hot]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A book about ecology written by [[Al Gore's head]] and published in [[1992]].<br> | '''Description''': A book about ecology written by [[Al Gore's head]] and published in [[1992]].<br> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
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=== ''English 101'' === | |||
{{see|English 101}} | |||
[[File: English 101.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Mars University]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A book for English students.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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=== ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth'' === | === ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth'' === | ||
{{see|Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth}} | {{see|Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth}} | ||
[[File:Harry Potter | [[File:Harry Potter.png|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Crimes of the Hot]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[Crimes of the Hot]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A book written by [[Al Gore's head]]. It is the | '''Description''': A book written by [[Al Gore's head]]. It is the [[Harry Potter]]-themed sequel to his book ''{{w|Earth in the Balance}}''.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
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=== ''How to Read a Book in Bed'' === | |||
{{see|How to Read a Book in Bed}} | |||
[[File:How to Read a Book in Bed.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Simpsorama]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A book that {{s|Homer Simpson|Homer}} [[The Simpsons|Simpson]] read in {{s|742 Evergreen Terrace|bed}} in [[2014]].<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[Hell Is Other Robots]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[Hell Is Other Robots]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': The third and latest edition of ''The Good Book'', the holy scripture of [[Robotology]]. Comes in the form of a {{w|floppy disk}}.<br /> | '''Description''': The third and latest edition of ''The Good Book'', the holy scripture of [[Robotology]]. Comes in the form of a {{w|floppy disk}}.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
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=== ''Great Machete Battles'' === | |||
{{see|Great Machete Battles}} | |||
[[File:Great Machete Battles.jpg|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A book which Leela reads.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[The Six Million Dollar Mon]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[The Six Million Dollar Mon]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A book read by Hermes in [[3012]].<br /> | '''Description''': A book read by Hermes in [[3012]].<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== ''Let's Go Sewers'' === | |||
{{see|Let's Go Sewers}} | |||
[[File:Let's Go Sewers.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[I Second that Emotion]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A guidebook for exploring the [[New New York sewers]].<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular]]"<br> | '''First Appearance''': "[[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular]]"<br> | ||
'''Description''': A book authored by [[Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate]]. Its name is a reference to the 1978 book ''{{w|The | '''Description''': A book authored by [[Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate]]. Its name is a reference to the 1978 book ''{{w|The Basketball Diaries}}''.<br> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[The Why of Fry]]"<br> | '''First Appearance''': "[[The Why of Fry]]"<br> | ||
'''Description''': A book. Its title is a parody of the [[1992]] book ''{{w|Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus}}''.<br> | '''Description''': A book. Its title is a parody of the [[1992]] book ''{{w|Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus}}''.<br> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== ''Minimum Obligations Manual'' === | |||
{{see|Minimum Obligations Manual}} | |||
[[File:Minimum Obligations Manual.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Insane in the Mainframe]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A manual used whenever a [[Planet Express]] Employee has been working for a certain number of years.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== ''Morbo on Management'' === | |||
<!-- {{see|Morbo on Management}} --> | |||
[[File:Morbo on Management.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': [[Futurama (video game)|"Futurama" (video game)]]<br> | |||
'''Description''': A book written by [[Morbo]] on how to gain power in the workplace.<br> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== ''Mu-Teen Magazine'' === | |||
{{see|Mu-Teen Magazine}} | |||
[[File:Muteen poster.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]"<br> | |||
'''Description''': A magazine produced in the sewers targeted at teenage mutants.<br> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== ''Nosy Enquirer'' === | |||
{{see|Nosy Enquirer}} | |||
[[File:Bigfoot80-2.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]"<br> | |||
'''Description''': A magazine which parodies {{w|The National Enquirer}}.<br> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} | ||
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'''First Appearance''': ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br /> | '''First Appearance''': ''[[The Beast with a Billion Backs]]''<br /> | ||
'''Description''': An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the {{w|Old Farmer's Almanac}} and the Internet database {{ | '''Description''': An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the ''{{w|Old Farmer's Almanac}}'' and the [[Internet]] database [[Wikipedia]].<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== ''Passion Exhumed'' === | |||
{{see|Passion Exhumed}} | |||
[[File:Passion Exhumed.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Jurassic Bark]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A romance novel about archaeologists.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== ''Scab Handbook'' === | |||
{{see|Scab Handbook}} | |||
[[File:Scab Handbook.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bendless Love]]" <br /> | |||
'''Description''': A handbook for employees during a strike.<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A series of comic books focused on the sci-fi action hero Space Boy. The series was launched in or before 1979 and spans at least 150 issues.<br/> | '''Description''': A series of comic books focused on the sci-fi action hero Space Boy. The series was launched in or before 1979 and spans at least 150 issues.<br/> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== ''Three More Great Recipes'' === | |||
{{see|Three More Great Recipes}} | |||
[[File:Three More Great Recipes.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bendless Love]]" <br /> | |||
'''Description''': A cookbook written by [[Elzar]].<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== ''True Stories of Courageous Animals'' === | |||
{{see|True Stories of Courageous Animals}} | |||
[[File:True Stories of Courageous Animals.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Parasites Lost]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': Presumably a non-fiction book about inspiring animals.<br/> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[Fun on a Bun]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[Fun on a Bun]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': A magazine the only known edition of which features a smiling man walking out of a [[cryo-tube]] with an ice cream cone in his left hand.<br/> | '''Description''': A magazine the only known edition of which features a smiling man walking out of a [[cryo-tube]] with an ice cream cone in his left hand.<br/> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== ''Webster's New Abridged Becktionary'' === | |||
{{see| Webster's New Abridged Becktionary}} | |||
[[File:Becktionary.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Bendin' in the Wind]]"<br /> | |||
'''Description''': A dictionary written by [[Beck's head|Beck]].<br /> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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'''First Appearance''': "[[A Tale of Two Santas]]"<br> | '''First Appearance''': "[[A Tale of Two Santas]]"<br> | ||
'''Description''': A book about {{w|Kwanzaa}} distributed by [[Kwanzaa-bot]] annually on the night of the 24th of December since [[2354]].<br> | '''Description''': A book about {{w|Kwanzaa}} distributed by [[Kwanzaa-bot]] annually on the night of the 24th of December since [[2354]].<br> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial. | |||
{{Clear}} | |||
=== ''World's Bravest Hamsters'' === | |||
{{see|World's Bravest Hamsters}} | |||
[[File:World's Bravest Hamsters.png|right|150px]] | |||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Lethal Inspection]]"<br> | |||
'''Description''': A book about inspiring hamsters.<br> | |||
'''Type''': Commercial. | '''Type''': Commercial. | ||
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[[File:Bart Simpson doll.png|right|150px]] | [[File:Bart Simpson doll.png|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance''': "[[A Big Piece of Garbage]]"<br /> | '''First Appearance''': "[[A Big Piece of Garbage]]"<br /> | ||
'''Description''': Dolls of {{ | '''Description''': Dolls of {{s|Bart Simpson}}, a character from the animated television series ''[[The Simpsons]]''.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial; out of production. | '''Type''': Commercial; out of production. | ||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} | ||
=== Farnsworth | === Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray === | ||
{{see|Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray}} | {{see|Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray}} | ||
[[File:Farnsworth Novelty Disintegrator Ray.jpg|right|150px]] | [[File:Farnsworth Novelty Disintegrator Ray.jpg|right|150px]] | ||
'''First Appearance''': "[[Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences]]" <br> | '''First Appearance''': "[[Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences]]" <br> | ||
'''Description''': Manufactured by | '''Description''': Manufactured by Professor Farnsworth. Available for purchase via comic book ads, such as in the comic book ''[[Delivery-Boy Man (in-universe comic)|Delivery-Boy Man]]''. Not an actual disintegrator ray, as advertised, but rather a common teleporter ray.<br /> | ||
'''Type''': Commercial.<br> | '''Type''': Commercial.<br> | ||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} |
Latest revision as of 10:04, 25 January 2018
Futurama is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout New New York, and Earth's many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.
Albums
Bender Lets Loose!
- See Bender Lets Loose!.
First Appearance: "Fear of a Bot Planet"
Description: A spoken word album released by Bender at the height of his popularity on Chapek 9.
Type: Commercial; probably only available on Chapek 9.
Fry's Greatest Holophonor Hits
First Appearance: "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
Description: A compilation album of Fry's music as performed on the Holophonor.
Type: Commercial.
Animal traps
Def-Con Owl Traps
First Appearance"Space Pilot 3000"
Description: Traps for the wild spotted owls which have replaced rats as the #1 infestation in New New York. Hermes is sick and tired tired of always cleaning them.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Kills owls dead."
Human traps
- See Human traps.
First Appearance: "Fear of a Bot Planet"
Description: Traps used to lure humans and trap them.
Type: Commercial
Chemicals
Arachno Spores
First Appearance: "The Lesser of Two Evils"
Description: "The fatal spore with the funny name!"
Type: Commercial.
Hal's Roach Bombs
- See Hal's Roach Bombs.
First Appearance: "Stench and Stenchibility"
Description: A brand of fogger.
Type: Commercial.
Molten Boron
First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A large drum of boron at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!"
Cigars and cigarettes
Bender's Favorite
First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.
Benderillos
First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products. The name refers to Cigarillos.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.
Bender Smokes
First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.
Slogan: "The only brand Bender Smokes."
Dutch Butts
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.
Type: Commercial.
Le Grand Cigar
- See Le Grand Cigar.
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A very special antique cigar sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables costing $10,000. According to Hacking Jack, this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms, "...well, you know the rest." The price is significant, as $10,000 is the minimum value for a stolen item to be considered 'grand theft'; Bender makes off with it and is later charged with Grand Theft Tobacco for stealing it.
Type: Specialty.
Royal Kooparillo
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables. The face and name are a reference to C. Everett Koop, a Surgeon General from the 20th century who opposed smoking.
Type: Commercial.
Zuban cigars
First Appearance: "Bender Gets Made"
Description: The finest cigars in the universe, probably originating from Zuban 5. Parody of Cuban cigars.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Just add fire!"
Clothing
Doomproof platinum vest
First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: A radiation-absorbing tunic that allows the wearer to survive exposure to doom radiation.
Type: Commercial.
Lightspeed Briefs
- See Lightspeed Briefs.
First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They are advertised for in dreams.
Type: Commercial.
Slogans: "As seen in your dreams.", "For the discriminating crotch."
Containers
Partridge Family lunchbox
First Appearance: "Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!"
Description: A lunchbox bearing the logo of the 1970s television series The Partridge Family.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production.
Ronco Record Vault
- See Ronco Record Vault.
First Appearance: "The Luck of the Fryrish"
Description: A safe for storing vinyl records, manufactured by Ronco.
Type: Commercial; probably out of production.
Educational products
Emotion flashcards
- See Emotion Flashcards.
First Appearance: "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
Description: Flashcards featuring the poster guy with a variety of feelings.
Type: Commercial.
Electronics
10 Blank Robots
First Appearance: "I Dated a Robot"
Description: Generic robot bodies into which a celebrity personality, such as Lucy Liu, can be downloaded. Mac formatted.
Type: Commercial.
Filmer's Choice Camera
First Appearance: "Yo Leela Leela"
Description: A brand of cameras meant for use in filming television programs.
Type: Commercial.
iPod
- See iPod.
First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder
Description: A portable media player.
Type: Commercial.
Mom's Homestyle X-Cube 360
First Appearance: "Overclockwise"
Description: A gaming console produced by MomCorp. The name is a reference to the gaming consoles Nintendo GameCube and Microsoft Xbox 360 .
Type: Commercial.
Mr. Cue Card
- See Mr. Cue Card.
First Appearance: "Yo Leela Leela"
Description: A machine that prints text on pieces of paper onto cue cards.
Type: Commercial.
Mr. Wino
First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and corks it for it to be immediately uncorked.
Type: Commercial.
Party Board
- See Party Board.
First Appearance: "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch"
Description: A flying board used for parties.
Type: Commercial.
Q. T. McWhiskers
- See Q. T. McWhiskers.
First Appearance: "Mother's Day"
Description: An invention of Professor Farnsworth. Intended to be a children's toy, it shoots rainbows from its eyes and meows when petted. However, Mom modified the invention into a weapon.
Type: Commercial.
Stop-and-Drop Suicide Booth
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A booth where anyone can self-execute for the price of 25¢ per use.
Trivia: Three modes of death have been seen so far: "quick and painless," "slow and horrible", and "clumsy bludgeoning." Prints receipts when finished. "America's favourite suicide booth since 2008".
Type: Commercial (public facility).
Food and drinks
Admiral Crunch
First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: Based on the 20th and 21st century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.
Type: Commercial.
Angry Norwegian Anchovies
- See Angry Norwegian.
First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.
Type: Commercial; out of production due to the extinction of anchovies.
Archduke Chocula
First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: 31st Century version of Count Chocula. Like the militarily promoted Admiral Crunch, the Count has apparently received a much higher rank of nobility in the last 1,000 years.
Type: Commercial.
Aunt Snu-Snu's Maple Syrup
First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: Maple syrup sold and produced by the Amazonians. Sold at the Local Group Farmers Market.
Type: Commercial.
Bachelor Chow
- See Bachelor Chow.
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!
Slogan: "Bachelor Chow, now with flavor."
Type: Commercial.
Bean-Bay Beans
First Appearances: "A Leela of Her Own"
Description: A brand of beans advertised by Leela when she becomes the world's first woman blernsball player.
Type: Commercial.
Slogans: "Bean-Bay Beans: They're The Beaniest!", "Bean-Bay frijoles: los frijoles de los reyes."
Big Pink
First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham". The name alludes to the chewing gum brand Big Red.
Type: Commercial.
Buggalo Tots
First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A food item sold at Fishy Joe's, presumably made of buggalo. Available in two options: Junior Meal (35/50 pc.) and Family Meal (101 pc.).
Type: Commercial.
Derrier
First Appearance: "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela"
Description: A brand of mineral water. Its name is a parody of Perrier.
Type: Commercial.
Doritos
First Appearance: "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela"
Description: A brand of seasoned tortilla chips created by Arch West and produced since 1964 by American food company Frito-Lay.
Type: Commercial.
Extreme Walrus Juice
First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A beverage sold at Fishy Joe's.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Ride the walrus!"
"Froot" Cup
First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A cup containing sliced fruits sold at Fishy Joe's. Served with a choice of cheese filing. May contain bones.
Type: Commercial.
Gardener Lover's Salad
First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A food item sold at Fishy Joe's. Served with a choice of cheese filing.
Type: Commercial.
Glagnar's Human Rinds
First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"
Description: Fried Human skins, presumably.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!"
Gobble Wieners
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A 31st Century turkey dog.
Type: Commercial.
Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts
First Appearance: "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular"
Description: A brand of unshelled nuts, which sponsored The Futurama Holiday Spectacular.
Type: Commercial.
Hairibo
First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: Hairibo are fungal gummi confectioneries, referring to the German company Haribo, the largest producer of gummi and jelly sweets.
Type: Commercial.
Hubble Bubble
First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba bubblegum and the Hubble Space Telescope.
Type: Commercial.
Human Broth
First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: Soup broth made of humans.
Type: Commercial.
Iffy Pop
First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well"
Description: A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave due to questionable results. Its name parodies Jiffy Pop.
Type: Commercial.
It Sure Ain't Butter!
First Appearance: "Ghost in the Machines"
Description: A butter substitute. Its name is a parody of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Type: Commercial.
Kibbles 'N' Snouts
- See Kibbles 'N' Snouts.
First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"
Description: A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand Kibbles 'n Bits.
Slogan: "If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!"
Type: Commercial.
Liquid Nitrogum
First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to Wrigley's Chewing Gum albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized, and is obviously a play on words of the chemical 'liquid nitrogen'.
Type: Commercial.
Michael Collins Mix
- See Michael Collins Mix.
First Appearance: "The Mutants Are Revolting"
Description: A mixed drink. Its name is a reference to astronaut Michael Collins and the Collins mix.
Type: Commercial.
Mom's Pecan Clusters
First Appearance: Bender's Game
Description: Produced by MomCorp.
Type: Commercial.
Monsieur Carton
First Appearance: "Spanish Fry"
Description: A brand of boxed wine. It is French for "Mister Cardboard".
Type: Commercial.
Orlon Candy
First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: A Luna Park version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.
Type: Commercial.
Popplers
- See Popplers.
First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by Fishy Joe's, until the snack was revealed to be Omicronian young.
Type: Commercial; out of production due to the discovery of their true origin.
Red Minotaur
First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to Red Bull Energy Drink.
Type: Commercial.
Shiz
First Appearance: "The Why of Fry"
Description: A soda drink.
Type: Commercial.
Slurm
- See Slurm.
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of Coca-Cola.
Slogan: "It's highly addictive!" or "Enjoy Slurm".
Trivia: Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of Futurama.
Type: Commercial.
Slurmee
- See Slurmee.
First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory"
Description: Slurmee is an icy version of Slurm. A parody of Slurpee
Type: Commercial.
Soylent Products
- See Soylent Products.
First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory" (Mentioned)
Description: A variety of food products made from people.
Type: Commercial.
Spider Yum
First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand Bubble Yum as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs.
Type: Commercial.
Steak Dinner
First Appearance: "A Clockwork Origin"
Description: Manufactured by Bristol-Myers Squibb. Each pill contains 40mg steak and 10mg fixin's, which can be rehydrated into a steak dinner.
Type: Commercial.
Styro-Pak Cookies
First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
Description: Boxes of cookies. Each box contains packs labelled "Top", "Middle" and "Bottom", which respectively contain one cookie, a circle of cream and another cookie. They are then meant to be put into a special machine and compressed, forming an Oreo-like cookie.
Type: Commercial.
Alcoholic beverages
Bendërbrāu
First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A cold-fusion steam beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside Bender's body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.
Trivia: The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand Löwenbräu albeit the ë and ā does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be Benderbräu.
Type: Homebrewed.
Slogan: "Let's get drunk!"
Klein's Beer
First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre bottle.
Type: Commercial.
LöBrau Beer
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millennium. Its name parodies Löwenbräu beer which is very popular in the United States; it is also a play on words of the phrase "low brow", which describes a person who has uncultivated or nonintellectual tastes.
Type: Commercial.
Maltese Liquor
- See Maltese Liquor.
First Appearance: "Law and Oracle"
Description: The strongest and most valuable type of liquor. It is fatal to anybody but robots and Billy Dee Williams.
Type: Specialty.
Olde Fortran Malt Liquor
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender. The name is a reference to the computer language Fortran and the Olde English malt liquor.
Type: Commercial.
Pabst Blue Robot
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer
Type: Commercial.
Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager
First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand Samuel Adams.
Type: Commercial.
St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl
First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of beer. A dual reference to a quantum mechanics principle (Pauli Exclusion Principle) and real beer brand St. Pauli Girl.
Type: Commercial.
See also
Oils, sprays, powders and other fluids
π-in-1 Oil
First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"
Description: Ship oil. Seems to have 3.14159 oils combined into 1. A reference to 3-In-1 Oil.
Type: Commercial.
All Purpose Spray
First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well"
Description: A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis, Christmas lights, and early 20th century army fatigues.
Type: Unknown; possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.
Femmzoil
- See Femmzoil.
First Appearance: "Bend Her"
Description: The robot fluid found in fembots.
The name is a reference to the automotive oil Pennzoil.
Type: Unknown.
Fleur de Liz Parfum
- See Fleur de Liz Parfum.
First Appearance: "Stench and Stenchibility"
Description: A brand of perfume.
Type: Commercial.
Hologram in Sauce
- See Hologram in Sauce.
First Appearance: "Reincarnation"
Description: A can of sauce that is capable of projecting a hologram.
Type: Unknown.
Mobil Dick Whale Oil
- See Whale Oil.
First Appearance: "Bendin' in the Wind"
Description: The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to Moby Dick and ExxonMobil.
Type: Commercial.
Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil
First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: Produced by MomCorp, Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil is the most popular oil brand.
Slogan: "Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand."
Type: Commercial.
Oil-ade
- See Oil-ade.
First Appearance: "Bender Gets Made"
Description: Sold by Tinny Tim.
Type: Commercial.
Torgo's Executive Powder
First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses. Likely a reference to the use of homogenized tissue in scientific research, i.e. mouse embryo powder.
Type: Commercial.
Medicine and healthcare products
Band-Ape
- See Band-Ape.
First Appearance: "Stench and Stenchibility"
Description: A brand of bandages for monkeys.
Type: Commercial.
Cavitar Toothpaste
- See Cavitar Toothpaste.
First Appearance: "Murder on the Planet Express"
Description: A brand of toothpaste that Fry uses.
Type: Commercial.
Dr. FlimFlam's miracle cream
First Appearance: "Less than Hero"
Description: A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.
Type: Commercial.
Good News
- See Good News.
First Appearance: "T.: The Terrestrial"
Description: A brand of herbal supplement.
Type: Commercial.
Koop
First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A pocket dispenser that dispenses tablets that remedy heart attacks. Its name is a reference to C. Everett Koop, a Surgeon General from the 20th century; Koop dispensers have a likeness of Koop's head at its upper tip. The Koop dispenser is an overall reference to the candy dispenser Pez.
Type: Commercial.
Newmar's Own Catnip
- See Newmar's Own Catnip.
First Appearance: "31st Century Fox"
Description: A brand of catnip.
Type: Commercial.
Robo Fresh
First Appearance: "I, Roommate"
Description: A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored All My Circuits.
Slogan: "Robo Fresh, designed by a robot, for a robot."
Type: Commercial.
Tanning Butter
First Appearance: "When Aliens Attack"
Description: A generic type of tanning butter used by Leela.
Type: Commercial.
Thompson's Teeth
First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"
Description: Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.
Slogan: "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth."
Type: Commercial.
Publications
Art & You
- See Art & You.
First Appearance: "Love and Rocket"
Description: A book about art.
Type: Commercial.
Astounding Tales
- See Astounding Tales.
First Appearance: "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
Description: A magazine.
Type: Commercial.
Big Applet
- See Big Applet.
First Appearance: "...But Deliver Us to Evil!"
Description: A magazine. It publishes an annual "Best of" list covering a wide area of categories.
Slogan: "For the discriminated New New Yorker."
Type: Commercial.
Book of Pickup Lines
- See Book of Pickup Lines.
First Appearance: "Amazon Women in the Mood"
Description: A book of lines to help seduce women.
Type: Homemade.
Captain's Handbook
- See Captain's Handbook.
First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
Description: A handbook for captaining a vessel. Contains a pop-up sextant.
Type: Commercial.
A Child's Garden of Space Legends
First Appearance: "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
Description: A children's book featuring stories including The Fountain of Aging.
Type: Commercial.
Code of Conduct for Cannibalism
First Appearance: "The Deep South"
Description: A manual on what to do in emergencies.
Type: Commercial.
Coronation Oath: Vol. 1
First Appearance: "My Three Suns"
Description: A book explaining the laws on Trisol.
Type: Commercial.
Dances of the Ancient Bronx
First Appearance: "Jurassic Bark"
Description: A book on ancient dances including The Hustle.
Type: Commercial.
Delivery-Boy Man
First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
Description: A comic book written and inked by Philip J. Fry.
Type: Homemade (may be commercial, as Grrrl bought a Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray, which is advertised in the book).
Earth in the Balance
First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"
Description: A book about ecology written by Al Gore's head and published in 1992.
Type: Commercial.
English 101
- See English 101.
First Appearance: "Mars University"
Description: A book for English students.
Type: Commercial.
Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth
First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"
Description: A book written by Al Gore's head. It is the Harry Potter-themed sequel to his book Earth in the Balance.
Type: Commercial.
How to Read a Book in Bed
First Appearance: "Simpsorama"
Description: A book that Homer Simpson read in bed in 2014.
Type: Commercial.
The Good Book 3.0
- See The Good Book 3.0.
First Appearance: "Hell Is Other Robots"
Description: The third and latest edition of The Good Book, the holy scripture of Robotology. Comes in the form of a floppy disk.
Type: Commercial.
Great Machete Battles
First Appearance: "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch"
Description: A book which Leela reads.
Type: Commercial.
The Invisible Mon
- See The Invisible Mon.
First Appearance: "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
Description: A book read by Hermes in 3012.
Type: Commercial.
Let's Go Sewers
- See Let's Go Sewers.
First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"
Description: A guidebook for exploring the New New York sewers.
Type: Commercial.
The Mathketball Diaries
First Appearance: "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular"
Description: A book authored by Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate. Its name is a reference to the 1978 book The Basketball Diaries.
Type: Commercial.
Martians Are from Mars, Venusians Are from Venus
First Appearance: "The Why of Fry"
Description: A book. Its title is a parody of the 1992 book Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus.
Type: Commercial.
Minimum Obligations Manual
First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"
Description: A manual used whenever a Planet Express Employee has been working for a certain number of years.
Type: Commercial.
Morbo on Management
First Appearance: "Futurama" (video game)
Description: A book written by Morbo on how to gain power in the workplace.
Type: Commercial.
Mu-Teen Magazine
- See Mu-Teen Magazine.
First Appearance: "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
Description: A magazine produced in the sewers targeted at teenage mutants.
Type: Commercial.
Nosy Enquirer
- See Nosy Enquirer.
First Appearance: "The Farnsworth Parabox"
Description: A magazine which parodies The National Enquirer.
Type: Commercial.
Old Farmer's Wikipedia
First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the Old Farmer's Almanac and the Internet database Wikipedia.
Type: Commercial.
Passion Exhumed
- See Passion Exhumed.
First Appearance: "Jurassic Bark"
Description: A romance novel about archaeologists.
Type: Commercial.
Scab Handbook
- See Scab Handbook.
First Appearance: "Bendless Love"
Description: A handbook for employees during a strike.
Type: Commercial.
Space Boy in Outer Space
First Appearance: "Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!"
Description: A series of comic books focused on the sci-fi action hero Space Boy. The series was launched in or before 1979 and spans at least 150 issues.
Type: Commercial.
Three More Great Recipes
First Appearance: "Bendless Love"
Description: A cookbook written by Elzar.
Type: Commercial.
True Stories of Courageous Animals
First Appearance: "Parasites Lost"
Description: Presumably a non-fiction book about inspiring animals.
Type: Commercial.
Unfrozen Dude Magazine
First Appearance: "Fun on a Bun"
Description: A magazine the only known edition of which features a smiling man walking out of a cryo-tube with an ice cream cone in his left hand.
Type: Commercial.
Webster's New Abridged Becktionary
First Appearance: "Bendin' in the Wind"
Description: A dictionary written by Beck.
Type: Commercial.
What the Hell Is Kwanza?
First Appearance: "A Tale of Two Santas"
Description: A book about Kwanzaa distributed by Kwanzaa-bot annually on the night of the 24th of December since 2354.
Type: Commercial.
World's Bravest Hamsters
First Appearance: "Lethal Inspection"
Description: A book about inspiring hamsters.
Type: Commercial.
Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War
First Appearance: "Love's Labours Lost in Space"
Description: A book written by Zapp Brannigan, who keeps a copy aboard his ship, the Nimbus.
Type: Commercial.
Software
iObey
- See iObey.
First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: A virus that can be sent to robots via email. Once the target robot downloads the virus, he or she is forced to obey the every demand of the sender of the email.
Type: Black market.
Toys and novelty products
Bamboo Boogie Boots
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: An entertainment product consisting of boots that produces long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label, and are highly flammable.
Type: Commercial.
Bart Simpson dolls
- See Bart Simpson doll.
First Appearance: "A Big Piece of Garbage"
Description: Dolls of Bart Simpson, a character from the animated television series The Simpsons.
Type: Commercial; out of production.
Farnsworth novelty disintegrator ray
First Appearance: "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences"
Description: Manufactured by Professor Farnsworth. Available for purchase via comic book ads, such as in the comic book Delivery-Boy Man. Not an actual disintegrator ray, as advertised, but rather a common teleporter ray.
Type: Commercial.
Lovey Bears
- See Lovey Bears.
First Appearance: "Love and Rocket"
Description: Cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff". They are a blatant parody of Care Bears.
Type: Commercial.
Needy Newbies
- See Needy Newbies.
First Appearance: "The Owner of Mars Attacks!"
Description: Creatures genetically engineered by an unknown evil intergalactic corporation and designed to be highly collectable, coming in a variety of colours and styles. When they touch, they join together to make a larger Newbie and when enough of them have joined they will instinctively try to destroy humanity.
Type: Commercial.
Spy Pen
First Appearance: "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences"
Description: A pen. Presumably based on the real-life spy pen, a special pen with a digital camera within it. Advertised in the comic book Delivery-Boy Man.
Type: Commercial.
Tickle Me Bender dolls
- See Tickle Me Bender.
First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder
Description: Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
Type: Commercial.
Other
Curious Pussycat
- See Curious Pussycat.
First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"
Description: A trademark. Probably a parody of Hello Kitty.
Type: Commercial.