Hermes-Zoidberg relationship

The strange relationship between Hermes Conrad and Dr. John A. Zoidberg is an occasional theme on Futurama. Hermes shows hatred to Zoidberg for no real reason at bizarre times. For example, after witnessing a temporarily blind Leela destroying the ceiling of Planet Express, Hermes turned to Zoidberg and said "That's coming out of your pay!", which brought Zoidberg to tears. Also, when Fry suggested Zoidberg had a parasite, Hermes followed up with "Maybe he is a parasite!". Plus in the episode "The Deep South" when the Planet Express Ship is underwater, Hermes made a suggestion to eat Dr. Zoidberg. However, he secretly thinks that Zoidberg is "pathetic but lovable".

By Episode

"Attack of the Killer App" (6ACV03)

When Bender and Fry tie in their competition for the most Twitcher followers, Hermes turns to Zoidberg and happily explains that because no one lost, no one has to jump into the pool of goat stuff.

"Benderama" (6ACV17)

• At a staff meeting, Hermes announces, "Due to budget cutbacks, we will no longer be offering free squid guts in the kitchen." This affects only Zoidberg.
• Harking back to the homoerotic overtones of "Spanish Fry", a drunk Hermes shows Zoidberg a photograph of his penis.

"The Tip of the Zoidberg" (6ACV18)

After Zoidberg dismembers and otherwise harms most of the crew, Fry demands Zoidberg's execution. Hermes, although he himself is one of Zoidberg's victims, urges restraint. Only after his own body collapses in a heap of separate parts does his head finally insist, "Death to the crab!" He goes along with the mob when they tone their demand down to firing rather than executing him. But when Zoidberg addresses the mob as "friends", Hermes responds, "We're not your friends! We're your victims!" Hermes seems to be disowning Zoidberg, but we know from experience that while Hermes often lashes out rather savagely for no reason, they stay, for the most part, on very friendly terms. When the crew finally forgive Zoidberg, Hermes participates.