|Location||New New York, Earth|
|First appearance||"Three Hundred Big Boys" (4ACV16)|
The Crack Mansion is a very posh crack house. Its patrons are treated very well, with butlers offering to pre-warm their crack pipes. It was visited by the Crack Addict after he received his $300 tax rebate.
- The Crack Mansion is ironic because crack houses are often in run-down and abandoned buildings, in contrast to a posh mansion.