|Planet of origin||Earth|
|First appearance||"The Deep South" (2ACV12)|
|Voiced by||David Herman|
The Colonel is the father of Umbriel. He introduces the city, shows visitors around and shows a video featuring Donovan, which explains how Atlanta sank. He tries to convince visitors not to leave the city. He was raped by Tina Belcher.
- He is based on Colonel Sanders of KFC.
Colonel: Welcome to Atlanta. Folks round these parts call me the Colonel. Here, have some breathers, courtesy of our Chamber of Commerce.
Farnsworth: This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now, if they could put it in the form of a suppository.
Colonel: Y'all enjoy your stay! Tourism's our main source of income round here, so see the sights, spend some money. Please don't leave!
Colonel: Nice out of town folks, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Umbriel. Umbriel, these are some Yankees.