Blernsball

A typical Blernsball match

Planet of Origin: Earth

Description

Blernsball is an very popular sport in the year 3000. It was reformed from baseball which was deemed too boring so it was spiced up.

Rules

• The ball is attached to the field by an elastic tether, though powerful hits have been known to break it a billboard just beyond the reach of the tether triggers an "automatic win," called a "grand slam blern," if the ball enters a small hole in the centre of a sign, and previous balls have been known to escape from Earth's atmosphere).
• If enough balls go into a small hole in the center of the field third ball lock, a pinball-style Multiball is initiated. At this time dozens of balls are shot at high speeds into the field, causing frenetic action.
• Relief pitchers are conveyed from the bullpen to the pitcher's mound by means of a giant tarantula..
• Traditions of the game include aluminum bats and the 7th inning grope.

Teams

• The Boston Poindexters
• The Mars Greenskins
• The New New York Mets
• The New New York Yankees
• The Pituitary Giants
• The Swedish Meatballs
• The Atlanta Braves
• The Spark Plugs

Additional Info

Appearances

• Fear of a Bot Planet
• A Leela of Her Own

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