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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Cowardman<br />
|type=t<br />
|image=[[File:Superhero.png|225px]]<br />
|image text=Cowardman in [[New New York]] in [[3008]] {{et|TBwaBB}}.<br />
|gender=Male<br />
|species=[[Human]]<br />
|job=Superhero<br />
|family=<br />
|first appear={{f|2}}<br />
|voiced by=Billy West<br />
}}<br />
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'''Cowardman''' is a superhero, who wears a red, yellow, and blue costume, and has the ability to fly. He was on the streets of [[New New York]] when [[Yivo]] first appeared to the [[Earthican people]] {{et|TBwaBB}}. As [[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|Mayor Poopenmeyer]], [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]], and [[Hattie McDoogal|Hattie]] tried to guess [[Coinage#S|shkler]] identity, Cowardman flew away. In [[3012]], whilst New New York was in chaos following the deadly effects of a sunspot cycle on [[Earth]] predicted to cause [[3012 phenomenon|the end of the world]], he flew away again {{et|7ACV02}}.<br />
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== Production ==<br />
Cowardman's name was first heard in a promotional video clip for "[[A Farewell to Arms]]" released by ''[[Countdown to Futurama]]''.<ref name="Countdown to Futurama">{{cite web|url=http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/22660349317/countdown-to-futurama-the-world-is-ending-again|title=Countdown to Futurama: The World Is Ending Again Clip|author=Matt Tobey|date=2012-05-08|site=[http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/ Comedy Centrl [sic<nowiki>]</nowiki>]|accessdate=2012-05-08}}</ref><br />
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== Additional information ==<br />
[[File:Cowardman.png|right|thumb|Cowardman in New New York in [[3012]] {{et|7ACV02}}.]]<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
*Cowardman is a parody of {{w|Superman}}.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''[[Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer|Mayor Poopenmeyer]]''': Look! Up in the sky!<br />
'''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': It's a bird!<br />
'''[[Hattie McDoogal|Hattie]]''': It's a plane!<br />
'''Cowardman''': I am ''so'' out of here!</poem><br />
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'''Cowardman''': Cowardman Away!<br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
* {{f|2}} <br />
* {{e|7ACV02}}<br />
* {{e|7ACV03}} (cameo)<br />
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== References ==<br />
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{{reflist}}<br />
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[[Category:Superheroes]]</div>216.246.154.9http://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Hermes_Conrad&diff=122014Hermes Conrad2013-05-23T17:53:22Z<p>216.246.154.9: /* Trivia */</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Hermes Conrad<br />
|image=[[File:Hermes promo 2.jpg|225px]]<br />
|image text=A [[promotional picture]] of Hermes.<br />
|type=p<br />
|type2=<br />
|age={{age|2959}}<br />
|birth date=2959<br />
|gender=Male<br />
|species=[[Humans|Human]]<br />
|origin=[[Earth]]<br />
|job=[[Bureaucrats|Bureaucrat]] and Accountant<br />
|family=''[[#Family|See below]]<br />
|first appear={{e|1ACV02}}<br />
|voiced by= Phil LaMarr<br />
|bureaucrat grade= 36<br />
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'''Hermes Conrad''' is a Jamaican {{w|Rastafarian}} and grade 36 [[Bureaucrats|Bureaucrat]], and proud of it. He works at [[Planet Express]], handling stamping, filing, collating, and accounting - all the fiddly little paperwork that only a true bureaucrat can handle properly. He claims, however, that he is only anal 78.36% of the time. He is also an honorary [[Globetrotters|Globetrotter]], and has worked for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] as Inspector #5. He lives with [[Conrad family|his family]] in [[Conrad Apartment|an apartment]].<br />
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== Personality ==<br />
Hermes is a bureaucrat working for the [[Planet Express]] delivery company, under [[Hubert J. Farnsworth]]. He is friendly and hard working but can also be nasty at times, particularly to [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]]. Despite his wide frame, Hermes was an accomplished limboer. He has a rivalry with Barbados Slim. However, he stopped his limboing career when a young boy jumped out of the audience crowd shouting "I'm like Hermes" but the boy ended up breaking his back as Hermes knew his back couldn't take it, after this moment Hermes ended his limbo fame. Hermes also has a habit of saying "Sweet (something) of (some place)".<br />
The show also hints that Hermes does not like his co-workers in "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]". He first tells Leela to shoot [[Bender]], [[Fry]] and Zoidberg, and second has to be begged not to eject the crew from the airlock.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
=== Hurricane in Kingston town ===<br />
Hermes Conrad was born to a [[Hermes' mother|fat ugly Jamaican woman]] in [[2959]] and soon after began to develop into a fine young bureaucrat, crying when his alphabet blocks are knocked out of order as a four year old and making friends and family file long applications to get into his tenth [[birthday]] party.<br />
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=== Limbo champion ===<br />
[[File:Hermes Limbo 2980.png|right|thumb]]<br />
During his adult life, Hermes became an Olympic grade limboer. It was around this time that he married [[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]], the ex-wife of his rival [[Barbados Slim]]. On his honeymoon, he limboed for 12 straight hours. When competing for the Earth team in [[2980 Olympics|2980]] a [[2980 Olympics Boy|young fan]] trying to emulate him ran onto the field and snapped his spine, killing him, Hermes dropped out of professional limbo immediately after the tragic accident. Turning to his other passion, Hermes and his wife moved to [[New New York]], home to the [[Central Bureaucracy]] and the couple had a son, [[Dwight Conrad|Dwight]].<br />
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=== Mom's Friendly Robot Company ===<br />
[[File:Young Hermes and Baby Bender.png|right|thumb]]<br />
Sometime after moving to New New York, Hermes got a job as Inspector #5 at Mom's Friendly Robot Company's [[Tijuana]] division ([[Lethal Inspection|6ACV06]]). He lived in a rather quaint mission-styled house there, while it appears LaBarbara remained in New New York. There he was responsible for letting [[Bender]] live, despite him being a defective unit. After this he immediately quit the company and moved back to New New York.<br />
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=== Heroic Bureaucrat ===<br />
Hermes, as a grade 36 bureaucrat, joined the staff of [[Planet Express]]. When his limboing skills alone could save the entire crew from certain death in the destruction of the space cruise ship [[Titanic]], he overcame his aversion and rediscovered the sport he loved. After a few bad experiences with [[Brain Slugs]], Hermes received a pair of letters from the Central Bureaucracy, the second of which informed him there would soon be an inspection - and a chance at a promotion. Unfortunately, his office was messed up by the angry staff of [[Applied Cryogenics]] and he was sent on the ultimate penalty of paid vacation. On returning to the Central Bureaucracy building, he was able to sort the master "in" pile and retrieve a disk containing Bender's brain. He finished the job with time to spare and was demoted to grade 38 as a result, but soon found an error in [[Morgan Proctor|another bureaucrat]]'s paperwork and earned a promotion to grade 37.<br />
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=== It's called parenting ===<br />
When Dwight and [[Cubert Farnsworth]] started their own delivery company, Hermes and [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] felt threatened, and rightly so; the pair soon took over the company, until they were revealed to not have been delivering their papers. Later, The pair of parents formed a [[Bender]] protest group, [[Fathers Against Rude Television]], which successfully protested [[All My Circuits]] to get him off the show and remove his influence on their children.<br />
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=== Old Habits ===<br />
[[File:Hermes Head Battles.png|right|thumb]]<br />
In 3004, when the entire Jamaican limbo team was detained at the airport because of their "other interests," Hermes was called back out of retirement to defend his country's pride, but he came in dead last due to a freak accident with his [[flabbo-dynamic spandex bodysuit]]. Three years and three bureaucrat grade increases later Hermes, now grade 34, was decapitated when a decorative sword fell and sliced off his head after a limbo contest at Planet Express. Although he survived as a [[Head jars|head in a jar]], LaBarbara immediately left him and went back to [[Barbados Slim|her first husband]]. At [[Lars Fillmore|Lars]] and [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s wedding, he won LaBarbara back when he received a new body (his own, stolen from the past by Bender). Soon after, he was jabbed in the eye with a pen and his head is chopped off once again when a crystal chandelier falls, destroying the [[time paradox duplicate]] body. His head then provides useful guidance in the [[Battle for Earth, 3007|war to reclaim the earth]] where, using his mighty bureaucratic mind to coordinate the human fleet, he defeats the [[remote-controlled solid gold Death Stars]] and wins LaBarbara back. He then regains his original body back and witnesses space ripping open.<br />
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=== Mysterious Destination ===<br />
In the same year, he attends Kif and Amy's [[Coinage#F|Fonfon Rubok]] and participates in "[[Deathball]]" to win the right to explore the [[Anomaly]]. He is one of the many people who live with one of [[Yivo]]'s tentacles in his neck and joins everyone else in the universe in leaving to live on Yivo. After returning, Hermes comes to LaBarbara and the other [[Feministas]]' rescue, as they flee [[Zapp Brannigan]] and the [[Earth]]ican legal system through a [[Panama Wormhole|wormhole]].<br />
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=== Reborn ===<br />
Exiting the wormhole, only to crash land outside their workplace, Hermes and his colleagues are given new bodies by the Professor, as the old ones were reduced to skeletons {{et|6ACV01}}. A few months later, Bender learned that he had been approved by "Inspector #5" despite lacking a backup unit. Hermes accompanies Bender on a quest to find the responsible party, allowing him to continue hiding the fact that he had been that inspector, and to protect Bender from any dangerous [[Killbots]]. By this time, Hermes had been demoted back to grade 36 {{et|6ACV06}}. In [[3012|the following year]], Hermes became a cyborg {{et|7ACV07}}. <ref name="Countdown to Futurama">{{cite web|url=http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/24549394332/countdown-to-futurama-mecha-hermes-i-know-what|title=Countdown to Futurama: Mecha Hermes|author=Matt Tobey|date=2012-06-06|site=[http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/ Comedy Centrl [sic<nowiki>]</nowiki>]|accessdate=2012-06-06}}</ref><br />
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== Character Description ==<br />
[[File:Mecha Hermes 2.jpg|thumb|Hermes as a cyborg {{et|7ACV07}}. <ref name="Countdown to Futurama"/>]]<br />
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=== Family ===<br />
*[[LaBarbara Conrad]], wife.<br />
*[[Dwight Conrad]], son.<br />
*Granny (deceased), a zombie.<br />
*Mamma (deceased), fat, ugly, and possibly promiscuous, she promised Hermes that he would never be attacked by [[Yivo|tentacles]] when he gave up diapers.<br />
*Unnamed father (possibly deceased), he promised his son that he would never be attacked by [[Yivo|tentacles]] when he gave up diapers.<br />
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=== Semblance ===<br />
It is pointed out at several times that Hermes is overweight, perhaps this is why [[Philip J. Fry|Fry]] mistook Hermes as an outer-space potato man instead of a rotund Jamaican ([[How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back|2ACV11]]). For example, when a sword cuts off part of his belly while limboing ([[Bender's Big Score|BBS]]) and a [[High-Powered X-Ray]] is fired at him ([[The Duh-Vinci Code|6ACV05]]), he realizes that he is not, as he presumed, big-boned - he's just fat. When he asks [[Amy Wong|Amy]] to [[Mind-Switcher|switches minds]] ([[The Prisoner of Benda|6ACV10]]), she says she'll destroy his body too (already having made [[Turanga Leela|Leela]]'s obese), he solemnly replies, "three decades of the munchies already beat you to it". Amy, however, helped him lose a lot of weight, by losing her appetite after seeing Leela and Fry make out in the bodies of [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|the Professor]] and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]], respectively.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
[[File:Hermes is just fat.jpg|right|thumb|Hermes is just fat {{et|6ACV05}}.]]<br />
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=== Trivia ===<br />
*During early production of the series, Hermes was named "Dexter".<br />
*Apparently Hermes has head lice. Probably due to how dreadlocks are made, and near impossible to wash.<br />
*Age is revealed in "[[Bender Breaks Out|"Bender Breaks Out" (US#020)]]", when he dies in an alternate timeline.<br />
*In [[Cornwood]], a universe created from Bender's imagination, Hermes counterpart is a [[Hermaphrodite|hermaphroditic centaur]].<br />
*In "[[Proposition Infinity]]", Hermes was coming down with [[Circusitis]].<br />
*Has tasted toxic waste, that he claimed tasted like delicious fig pudding, but had a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste.<br />
*Many jokes throughout the series has suggested that Hermes smokes {{w|marijuana}}.<br />
*Apparently likes pizza, as seen in "[[Attack of the Killer App]]" and "[[A Clockwork Origin]]".<br />
*He may be named after the messenger of the gods from Greek mythology. This is fitting since he works for a delivery company.<br />
*Canonically, is the only main character to be put in a Head Jar.<br />
*He is one of three members of Planet Express to have worked for [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]] (the other two being Professor Farnsworth and Dr. Zoidberg).<br />
*It has been shown that due to his diet of overly spicy foods his skin has itself become extremely spicy to the point which if a robot consumes it they will melt.<br />
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=== Catchphrases and running gags ===<br />
[[File:Hermes promo.png|right|thumb|150px|Hermes Conrad]]<br />
Hermes' basic catchphrase is "Sweet [something] of [some place]!" (the 'something' and the 'some place' usually rhyme)<br /><br />
Variations include the following:<br />
*Sweet llamas of the {{w|Bahamas}}!<br />
*Sweet lion of {{w|Zion}}!<br />
*Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet {{sw|Hoth}}!<br />
*Sweet bongo of the {{w|Congo}}!<br />
*Sweet [[Yeti]] of the {{w|Serengeti}}! She's gone crazy-eddy in the heady!<br />
*Sweet guinea pig of {{w|Winnipeg}}!<br />
*Sweet gorilla of {{w|Manila}}!<br />
*Sweet manatee of {{w|Galilee}}!<br />
*Sweet giant anteater of {{w|Santa Anita}}!<br />
*Sweet squid of {{w|Madrid}}!<br />
*Sweet sacred boa of Western ''and'' Eastern {{w|Samoa}}!<br />
*Sweet honeybee of infinity!<br />
*Cursed bacteria of {{w|Liberia}}!<br />
*Great cow of {{w|Moscow}}!<br />
*Sweet lamprey of {{w|Santa Fe}}!<br />
*S-s-s-s-s-sweet something of... some place.<br />
*Sweet coincidence of {{w|Port-au-Prince}}!<br />
*Sweet topography of cosmology!<br />
*{{w|Sweet Georgia Brown}} of {{w|Kingston Town}}!<br />
*Sweet dodo of {{w|Lesotho}}!<br />
*Sweet tornadoes of {{w|Barbados}}!<br />
*Sweet File-not-found of {{w|Puget Sound}}!<br />
*Sweet Robot Swan of {{w|Botswana}}.<br />
*Sweet candelabra of {{w|La Habra, California|La Habra}}, [[LaBarbara Conrad|LaBarbara]]!<br />
*Sweet ego of {{w|Montego}}!<br />
*Sweet freak of {{w|Mozambique}}!<br />
*Sweet reawakenin', of me a Jamaicanin'!<br />
*Sweet dehydration of every nation! ([[List of deleted scenes#Volume 6|deleted scene]])<br />
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A recurring joke involves Hermes about to eat a {{w||manwich}}, until it is stolen by Bender or [[Zoidberg]], at which point Hermes cries "My Manwich!" (His son Dwight also has the same habit.) <br />
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Hermes usually refers to [[LaBarbara Conrad]] as "wife" or "woman", supporting his bureaucratic nature by referring to her by title.<br />
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Hermes sometimes mentions green snakes and sugar canes including:<br />
*Our electricity bill is climbing faster than a green snake up a sugar cane!<br />
*I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.<br />
*Fry, no! The pressure will crush you like a green snake under a sugar cane truck!<br />
*That's flatter than a green snake under a sugar cane truck.<br />
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Another [[Wiktionary:Running gag|running gag]] is that he shows hatred to Zoidberg for no real reason at bizarre times. For example, after witnessing a temporarily blind Leela destroying the ceiling of Planet Express, Hermes turned to Zoidberg and said "That's coming out of ''your'' pay!", which brought Zoidberg to tears. Also, when Fry suggested Zoidberg had a parasite, Hermes followed up with "Maybe he ''is'' a parasite!". Plus in the episode "[[The Deep South]]" when the Planet Express Ship is under water, Hermies made a suggestion to eat Dr. Zoidberg. However he secretly thinks that Zoidberg is "pathetic but lovable".<br />
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Hermes has been shown nude more times than any other character in the series.<br />
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It is also a recurring theme that Hermes wants to kill some or all of the members of the Planet Express crew; in "[[The Farnsworth Parabox]]", he suggested that Leela shoot the rest of the crew and pondered ejecting the entire crew of both universes into the sun.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': Like my granny used to say back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box thrown into the sun, you got to do it yourself." [mournfully] God rest her zombie bones.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Fry''': ''Jamaican?'' I thought you were some kind of outer-space potato man.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': My Speedos!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': My manwich!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': OK captain, dis is just a standard legal release, protecting Planet Express in de event of de unforeseen.<br />
'''Leela''': [reading] Death by airlock failure.<br />
'''Hermes''': Uh-huh.<br />
'''Leela''': Death by brain parasite.<br />
'''Hermes''': Yah.<br />
'''Leela''': Death by sonic diarrhea.<br />
'''Hermes''': Oh, you don't want dat...<br />
'''Leela''': Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible.<br />
'''Hermes''': [laughing] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! [dead serious] Sign de paper.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': Welcome to stampy-town, population five.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': I'm goin' to jump! ''[Fry, Leela, Amy, Zoidberg, and Prof. Farnsworth panic.]''<br />
'''Bender''': Do a flip!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': That's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power.</poem><br />
<poem>'''Hermes''': Exciting news, people! The pet license I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived.<br />
'''Leela''': Hermes, that's sweet. I didn't know you cared about Nibbler.<br />
'''Hermes''': Dream on, woman! I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Bender''': We're going to fight to legalize it [[New New York|right here]].<br />
'''Hermes''': Ya mon! Ya got to legalize it!<br />
'''Amy''': We're talking about robosexual marriage.<br />
'''Hermes''': We're talkin' about {{w|Legality of cannabis|lots of stuff}}.</poem><br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
Hermes appears in all episodes, comics, and films except for the following episodes:<br />
*{{e|1ACV01}}<br />
*{{e|1ACV11}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV05}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV19}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV07}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV10}}<br />
*{{e|4ACV11}}<br />
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The following categories might be of interest:<br />
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*[[:Category:A plots focusing on Hermes|A plots focusing on Hermes]]<br />
*[[:Category:B plots focusing on Hermes|B plots focusing on Hermes]]<br />
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== References ==<br />
{{reflist}}<br />
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[[Category:Articles with outdatable content|7]]<br />
[[Category:Athletes]]<br />
[[Category:Bureaucrats]]<br />
[[Category:Conrad family]]<br />
[[Category:Globetrotters]]<br />
[[Category:Humans]]<br />
[[Category:Planet Express]]</div>216.246.154.9http://theinfosphere.org/index.php?title=Robot_Santa_Claus&diff=118987Robot Santa Claus2012-10-25T20:46:50Z<p>216.246.154.9: /* Trivia */</p>
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<div>{{character infobox<br />
|name=Robot Santa Claus<br />
|type=s<br />
|image=[[File:Santa Claus.jpg|225px]]<br />
|image text=<br />
|species=[[Robot]]<br />
|origin=[[Earth]], resident on [[Neptune]]<br />
|first appear={{e|2ACV04}}<br />
|age={{age|2801}}<br />
|birth date=2801<br />
|voice A=In {{es|2ACV04}}<br />
|voice A by=John Goodman<br />
|voice B=Afterwards<br />
|voice B by=John DiMaggio<br />
|job=Holiday figure<br />
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'''Robot Santa Claus''' was built in [[Timeline#2500 — 2999|2801]] by [[Mom's Friendly Robot Company]]. His designers intended him to deliver gifts to all the good people of [[Earth]] on [[Xmas]] Eve. However, due to a glitch in his judgment circuits, his standards are impossibly high, and he invariably judges ''everyone'' to be naughty (one exception is [[Dr. John Zoidberg|Zoidberg]], to whom he gave a pogo stick) - and then he tries to kill them. <br />
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Santa Claus spends most of the year living in his [[Death Fortress]] on [[Neptune]]. His fortress is surrounded by a [[Jolly Junction|small town]] inhabited by [[Santa Claus' aides|his aides]], shrimpy [[Neptunians]]. These workers growth is stunted by the lack of food, so they reach an adult height equivalent to the height of a human knee (as opposed to a healthy [[Neptunians|Neptunian]], such as [[Elzar]], who is comparable in height to a human) and they are all unemployed since the toy factory closed down because of Robot Santa's malfunction.<br />
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He took part in the [[Battle for Earth, 3007]] (alongside his holiday counterparts [[Kwanzaa-bot]] and [[Chanukah Zombie]] forming the [[Holiday Trinity]]) as the [[Scammer Aliens]] scammed him, making him too miserable for murder or mayhem.<br />
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== Known assets ==<br />
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[[File:DeathFortress.png|thumb|left|Santa's [[Death Fortress]] on [[Neptune]]]]<br />
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*[[Death Fortress]] on Neptune<br />
*[[TOW Missile]]<br />
*Sleigh guided by [[Santa Claus' Reindeers|robotic reindeer]] named Trasher and Smasher. He also has a reindeer called Rudolph, whose nose is an explosive.<br />
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== Additional Info ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*The Robot Santa Claus is the second Build a Bot in the [[Toynami Futurama Figures]]. From Series 4 to 6, you are able to collect parts of this toy, to assemble yourself.<br />
**An exclusive Robot Santa figure was released on July 2008, at the SDCC. It is the same as the Build a Bot version.<br />
*[[Zoidberg]] is the only known character that he has ever seen to consider being nice, however he may have changed.<br />
*Preforms over 50 mega-checks of his list per second.<br />
*He hast "paradox-absorbing crumple zones" built into his head which makes him immune to Logical paradox overloads which would normally cause a robots head to explode destoying them.<br />
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=== Quotes ===<br />
{{q|<br />
<poem>'''Robot Santa''': Ho, ho, ho! It's time to get jolly on your naughty asses!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Robot Santa''': I'll be back. Back when you least expect it: Next Xmas! Ho, ho, ho!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Robot Santa''': You dare bribe Santa! I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Robot Santa''': Fry and Leela, you've both been very naughty! I checked my list.<br />
'''[[Fry]]''': Well... Check it twice!<br />
'''Robot Santa''': I perform over fifty mega-checks per second!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Robot Santa''': You have all been very naughty, very naughty indeed! Except you, Dr. Zoidberg, this is for you.<br />
'''[[Zoidberg]]''': A pogo stick!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Robot Santa''': Your mistletoe is no match for my [[TOW Missile]]!</poem><br />
<poem>'''[[Santa Claus' aides|Neptunian]]''': We brought your mail.<br />
'''Santa''': Don't you ever knock? Who knows what naughty things I could be watching? I get {{w|New Orleans}} on this thing, you know!<br />
'''Neptunian''': Don't kill us!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Robot Santa''': I'm going to tear off your skin like wrapping paper and deck the halls with your guts!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Robot Santa''': Ho... ho... ho. Oh, my heart's not in it. I'm too depressed for murder and mayhem.<br />
'''[[Amy]]''': Aw, try some antidepressants. They're gummy.<br />
'''Fry''': What happened, Santa?<br />
'''Robot Santa''': The [[Scammer Aliens|scammers]] cheated me out of my naughty list to use for telemarketing. Can you imagine the harm they could do with that information? ''I'' wanted to do that harm!</poem><br />
<poem>'''Robot Santa''': God rest ye, merry gentlemen... in peace!</poem><br />
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=== Appearances ===<br />
*{{e|2ACV04}}<br />
*{{e|3ACV03}}<br />
*{{f|1}}<br />
*{{f|4}} ([[Audience scene|cameo]])<br />
*{{e|6ACV12}} ([[100th Delivery Party#Guests|cameo]])<br />
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*{{clink|US#006|Xmas Time Is Fear}}<br />
*{{clink|US#024|Twice Told Tales of Interest}}<br />
*{{clink|US#040|Robot Santa's Little Helpers}}<br />
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